Your grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill someone

Your grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill someone.

What do you do?

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rape her then kill them anyways but not because she told me to

Kill myself duh

I do a kickflip and land a 5-0 grind on grandma's walker, then manual out the door.

Uninstall the game and go play a better game

Who does she want me to kill? Is it op? I would love to kill op!

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Take the gun and shoot her then take all her stuff, sell it and buy Jet

Based useless wooden toy user

Ask for a minigun to do the job right.

Why does he look like a pinheaded homunculus? Is that a custom character or did Bethesda really make that ridiculous monster?

It depends on what kind of reward for this quest she is offering.
I mean as long as no one see's me kill the other person I would get away cleanly.

I kill you rape grandma find out your abusing synths kill all of them in the sewers rape the synth marry her and play checkers in my underwear.

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Bethesda moved from Oblivion potatoes to something that looks like that.

Masturbate

I go online and look up what the rewards for killing or sparing him are, and then do that one that's better

Question the identity of my granny, the veracity of my perception, the autheticity of the gun, her free will, and a dozen other things, and also if I am dreaming because all my grandparents are dead.

You have a dinner date at 7, what time do you arrive?

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based and CHIM pilled

2 so i can fuck everybody there to calm my nerves.

7:00. I'd order a side and a shit ton of drinks to get a good buzz going quick.
When she gets there get two meals like I haven't been there too long, play it off cool like I gotta make a phone call and I'll be right back, then just leave out the door and stick her with the full bill.

demand a rad gun for maximum effect

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