Why no, i have never played super smash bros. how could you tell?

add me to the screencap Yea Forumsros

He's trying to get it off

two times a day. three if i work out or get dirty. i aways thought this was the norm everywhere since everyone i know bathes many times per day.

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I only shower when I work out, which is pretty much never

>Getting under a shower more often makes you drier
haha okay buddy

It’s the truth.

highschool

You must be insecure as fuck or just stink very fast

For the past 22 years of my life it's always been once a day, but a few months ago I switched to twice a day.

God became so lazy he's repeating the same npcs in different locations.

How much ram does this lazy bum needs?

I shower twice a week and yes, I would say I'm pretty good at Smash. I'm not joking, AMA

You must be fat as fuck if you need 3 baths a day.

My hair gets all kinds of fucked up if I don't shower for a day. Though I do shave only once every 2 or 3 days.

imagine the smell

You must be pretty insecure to post such retarded bullshit.

you're projecting bro. as i said everyone i know does it and i thought it was the norm before i got to know americans.

I only shower once a week

I never go outside though

i swear on me mom i showered 20 times to day
IM CLEAN

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once or twice a day depending on what I'm doing

Keep going

Once a day in the morning. If work was particularly stressful then 2.

I havent touched the water in 3 months and counting

>Even Rats are cleaner than Smash players

kek

I'm in a shower right now.

wagie wagie

Being a neet I shower once a week or until the smell of dried jizz in my pajammies(i jerk off into my jammies and just let it dry. The first 10mins usually sucks since the semen is cold and still wet but it drys in an hour. Its starts to really smell after the 4th semen load) and energy drink b.o. sickens me which today is looking like its the day bois ayooo

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>stinky retards thinking they're normal and trying to make fun of people with a sense of hygiene
Every.
Time.

>tfw same
just kill me already

pics or it never happened

stinkie stinkie

Does semen really smell? I've never noticed the smell of mine.

this reminds me of the nigger with the cum rag shirt

Maybe your semen is defective.

>i jerk off into my jammies and just let it dry. The first 10mins usually sucks since the semen is cold and still wet but it drys in an hour
What? My semen is dry after like 5 minutes

user, I....

Do you think it would get mad if you threw a crab at it?

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How do you get your pores to be smaller? my nose always has shit in the pores and I wash my face every day

Once or twice. Every morning, which is just a given, and then as I normally have to travel for work either when I get home or when I get to a hotel. Not least to refresh myself.

If I gym or somesuch I'll shower once more (or try to go to the gym as soon as I get home).

I usually edge for two+ hours so my loads are big and wet and take longer to dry

>people with a sense of hygiene
Fact, germs are getting more resistant to desinfectant in the first world countries thanks to nuts like you.

I actually had a grandmother that died to a superbug, nothing the doctors could do.

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i do not like this animal

that's racist

Good grooming, rato

Can I get a quick rundown on this guy leaning back in his chair?

Everyone do yourself a favor and get yourself a bidet. Dry wiping should be outlawed.

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>oh yeah I fill up three fish thanks a day just to keep myself up to my hygiene

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It's just the Capybara's little cousin user.

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this

hiffff

pore toners fag

to be honest superbugs are not related to hygiene freaks, rather the overuse of antibiotics

Once a week, my water heater broke(can't get it fixed bc my house is too filthy), so I use a pot of hot water, my water bill is 5 bucks and change

Once a week because i hate showers, but i have seborrhea so if i don't wash in 2 days max i'd want to scratch myself till the skin comes off.

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It's both.

I just try my best to reserve all my shitting to just before I have a shower

just took my matinal bath now im off to uni. see you stinky neets later.

Fugg now I feel bad

I have sensitive skin so every 2 days.

>not saying smell you later
wasted opportunity

I have one but it's not a built-in one, here in Europe built-in bidets are not that common, I've yet to see one atleast.

>not showering every day
>not taking a bath once in a week
>not shaving once in every three days

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>washing too often makes you stink faster
It's a vicious circle

Just remember that there are rivers in the US that have not reached the sea in years thanks to the overuse of water consumption because you absolutely need to smell like shampoo.

But thanks anyway.

I shave once a week because my facial hair grows very slowly

>taking two showers a day
>being nut
Pick one and only one you fucking retard. You're the freak you stinky fat ass, get over it.

>hate the feeling of shaving
>hate the feeling of having a stubbly beard
>genetics cursed me with not being able to grow a full bear so can't just let it grow past itchy stage

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BASED AND WAPILLED

Shave with razors instead, you can get by with once every two weeks.

THOSE HISPANIC FUCKS ARE FUCKING RATS AND GIVING THEM HUMAN DNA

You're retarded, don't use too hot water

this would be cute if he wasn't trying to scrub off poison.

Mine as well but I bought new shaving equipment (brush, soap, Merkur safety razor and razors) so I now shave more than I used to.

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post more rattos

>have to shave every three days
>even if I let it grow for a month it just looks really patchy, uneven and doesn't even grow that long
>but if I don't shave it, I'll get a shitty patchy uneven stubble
i hate it

You really can't smell your own stink. Go to a smash tourny if you want to know what semen smells like.

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Once every other day, just because I've been doing that since I was a kid and just haven't felt the need to change it.

Have a bird instead. A NEET bird.

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If you eat veggies and fruit often? Not really, no. Eat fish and your semen will fucking reek though.

These are videos that people make by putting extreme irritants on the rats to drive them crazy so they itch all over, it's insanely cruel but adsense revenue is a hell of a drug.

It looks funny though I guess!

ONCE
A
WEEK

Like it was meant to be.

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i'd understand the need to shower twice a day if you live in a hot state

once a day in winter, twice a day otherwise. Summer sucks but heater fuel are expensive.

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all soap is poison, retard
that's the point

Oh, the second rat had the choice to jump on the water at least.

That's what they get for being plaguebearers.

>twice a day otherwise
Why? If you're not going outside why even bother. Shower once before bed, and keep your house properly ventilated.

every other day, or if I'm sweaty that day

Yes? That's some basic ass shit
I bet you don't use moisturizer after showering you non-human

I never took more than one shower per day.

Your skin is a sponge, and body gel and shampoo are full of chemicals. I even avoid using both.
Not to talk the waste you produce by taking so many baths a day. All that shit that you drain doesn't dissappear, it does goes to the tunnels under your house.

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>Using moisturizer
You gonna start posting pics of you wearing programming socks next? Faggot.

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>if you're not going outside
yeah, I go outside every day. sweats are annoying too.

>trying to convince people to take more showers
We're never falling for that again you literal nazis.

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Every 2 days. I only wash my hair with warm water, because otherwise it gets fucking greasy after 1 day.

Once a day, water only, no soap, no shampoo

Residential water usage is minimal compared to industry and agriculture

>Everyone do yourself a favor and get yourself a bidet. Dry wiping should be outlawed.
You still need to wash your hands Muhammad .

My cleaning habits are strange, because I rarely shower. But I keep my apartment, clothes, kitchen and all facilities super clean and barely go anywhere.

How the fuck? I've used a razor my whole life and I have to shave every three days or I start looking like a bum.

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>taking care of skin makes you a fag
hwat

>buys body gels and lotions for every day use
>thinks he's above the jews

Looking good is gay bro, didn't you know?
If you don't have acne you're a tranny

>tfw when japanese toilet
not sure how I lived without one, I always tried to shower right after.

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>buys body gels and lotions for every day use
That's some nice projection you've got going on there, fag.

Look at this dumb fucking rato
>You will never be this comfy

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I stopped using shampoo and my hair stopped being greasy
but then again I shave every 3 weeks so I dont really have that much hair

You heard me.
You get rid of acne by drying you skin to the max actually.

Shower once every other day, but I have to wash my hair every day because it's always oily as fuck.

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>by drying you skin
Which is the exact opposite of moisturizing, yes

>his testosterone is so low he doesn't shave every day
This explains a lot about this board.

That's what you do.

How many bottles of shampoo you go through a week taking 3 baths a day?

How...?

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maybe it's time to wash your pillow

This video looks like a Human in a suit. Really, this is amazing.

Yeah, don't shower at all. That's the best way.
Water is poisonous after all.

STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING ABOUT GREASY HAIR IF YOU USE SHAMPOO EVERY DAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Oily hair is mostly from shampooing your hair too much. Your head overproduces oil because it keeps being stripped away from the shampoo

There will be no more video games.

The sort of soap you use in the shower isn't antibacterial or anything, it's just a surfactant that mechanically removes grease and dirt. Germs can evolve resistance to various chemicals trying to kill them, but all soap is doing is physical removal. Germs can't infect you if you've washed them down the drain.

You should shower your eyes more because it seem you can't read.

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Once a week

>3 baths a day
Do you have any idea what kind of a water bill that would run up? You know so little of the jewish ways that it's embarrassing.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I don't do less then 5 times a day.
1. When I wake
2. After breakfast
3. After lunch
4. After work
5. After dinner
On the weekend I do 6
(3.)6. After Gym

If you don't do this, You're Nasty!

once a day

i guarantee anyone saying showering once a day is bad for you reeks of shit and is most likely NEET

I usually shower once a week, sometimes once a fortnight. I think i went a month without showering a few months ago.

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That's a chinchilla you fucknut.

>Soon it'll be socially acceptable to smell of shit in public
>It'll be Politically Incorrect to complain about the smell

The world is coming to an end

gottem

Why the fuck do you faggots still fall for this shit? Every single time there's a cute animal doing a cute thing, some faggot comes in to get a few (you)'s and every time even bigger faggots fall for their shit.

You must mock them and make them feel disgusting

It's not actually a rat. It's some weird south american rodent

>all these once a day normalfags
Disgusting.

>all the images smashfags are using in this thread have been used previously in /r9k/, says the archive
But I'm sure that's just a coincidence, right?

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Source? Because the second rat has nothing on his fur, and the first one has just soap. Unless you can prove you aren't full of shit, fuck off.

>showering makes microorganisms resistant to antibiotics
user, that's not how it works you retard

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>checking every image in the archive
pure autism

>there are people that willingly remove the only trace of masculinity they have by washing their skins 3 times a day with soaps and perfumes
No wonder they get cucked by more uncivilized fellas

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>ah why yes I am a Gentleman of culture and refined taste how could you tell?

What CGI bullshit..
The soap should have burned its eyes and make it croak from eating it.

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He's bullshitting, that's just how pacarana grooms itself.
twitter.com/MinEnergia/status/958706153390788608
Rough translation:
>For those who criticize us for putting this pacarana in this graphic, tell them this is a normal movement of theirs that they do, and also this is pet shampoo. Remember, in your showers #CuidaElAgua

Holy fuck you imbecile. Yes it is.

DAY OF THE SOAP WHEN

>pass the controller, bro

Bullshit also. Why would you keep a corpse eater as a pet?

>Too much shower is bad because it removed the protective layers
>YEAH I BET YOU DO NOT SHOWER AT ALL LOLL YOU FUCKING PIIIG

That's what I expected but man I'm TIRED of every single thread being the same bullshit. I thought so mostly because the famous russian rat experiment mentions that the less the rats have to take care of their survival, the more they like to "groom" themselves. And I've seen other animals, like pigeons do this, cats do this all the time, BEES do this. Good God fuck 4channel and these retarded "newfriends".

Only nigs that

If you don't take a shower right after taking a shit then you are a dirty nigger subhuman

I haven't showered thus far in 2019

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Careful.
Showering to much is really bad for your skin. Should be once a day and two if you work out.

That rat is literally being tortured and feeling extreme anxiety.

did you this post?

3 times a week

Fell for the fell for it posts, thx for the you's

stop projecting you tranny invalid
>I SMART I READ GIZMODO ARTICLE

>He doesn't wash up at the sink sometimes if he's not that dirty
t.ashen one
I bet some of you don't even wash your hair

>Big ass cups
>Espresso

Espresso is meant to be short as fuck and concentrated, not your basedffee filthy americans love so much

What's wrong with eating corpses?

I fucking love these threads

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Once in the morning before going to work, quick shower after arriving home on the summer too.
So 1.25 times a day.

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Usually when you see human-like behaviour in animals they're doing the exact opposite you think they're doing.
No animal is gonna scrub himself when you put shampoo, imbecile, that animal grooms itself already to be clean, he's just trying to get that nasty substance off that faggot humans put on it.

I have two 3-5 minute showers a day and I thought this was completely normal. I wash my hair only once a day. Is this place really that filthy or are you all memeing? Do you fucks only clean your teeth once a month too?

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Not true. It's not a rat first of all, and that's soap not poison. Nevertheless the animal is uncomfortable and trying to get it off.

Guys... all of you are being baited and none of you realize it. Its impossible having such low levels of IQ to think that taking a shower is bad for you health. You are just lazy to take showers you fat fucks just admit it.

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humans are animals too

>Caring about animal rights

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keep cleaning yourself little squicker

nobody is saying is bad for your health you fucking weeb, it's bad for your skin and hair

Once every day if I'm going outside or have company. Once every two days if I'm at home. Also once every day if there is a heatwave.

It's just a still image with time plastered on. He doesn't even twitch a bit.

I hope aliens come, enslave you, rape you, and say to the good alien "lol you actually care about homo sapien rights, fag?"

Self aware animals, yeah, the only ones.

>look like a child after shaving
>look the best with few-day stubble
>look like a drug addict after a week
it's pain

>7 feet tall muscular blue ayys comes in, enslave humanity and one of them turns you into a personal sex pet
Oh God I wish that were me.

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Just wet the toilet paper with a spray bottle of water or something.

drink more s o y milk

Animals groom themselves pretty much constantly and yet you think it's hygienic to have your unwashed balls and ass marinating in its own filth for days.

what kind of rat is this?

If aliens come and they're more powerful than us they're more than welcome to do so, I'm not gonna like it, I'll defend myself, but they're absolutely right to do so since they're higher on the food chain.
You're also like all lefty liberals who think everything can be reasoned with, if aliens come they will most likely hover over the planet for a few minutes, evaporate all water to collect and then leave, as they watch how some small bigs lost their planet.
You're retarded

No, only nigs have to moisturize themselves because they insist on showering in too hot water
You can shower as many times a day as you want, don't use soap but gel

>goalposts have been moved from LITERAL TORTURE to SHAMPUNGA BAD
major projection. melee pro?

>he needs wiping
Look at this gutlet
My shits are perfect and leave no trace

>they're higher on the food chain.
spook

Pacarana (a mouse)

He probably eats too much cheese.

>Fell for the fell for the fell for it post
got you, kiddo

Lol are you actually brain damaged, poltard? So it's the right thing for them to do just because they can do it? So if a buff guy comes and strangles you to death for no reason he should get away with it because he's "higher up in the chain"? Cuck.

>the tunnels under your house
Fuck, I laughed

once a day for like an hour

Imagine depending so much on soap that you need to absorb it into your skin many times a day.

Boy you guys sure are committed to premature cancers.

What a fucking imbecile. Are you literally 15?

Balls doesn't produce any filth, idiot.

underrated

>Shit leaves no trace
Fuckuing love when this happens

>What is sweat
>What is dead skin

I mean he's not 100% wrong, who's to say the aliens have the same sense of morality as us?

>Why yes I like Teraurge, Blackgate and TiTS, how could you tell?

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I'm white so yes.

second one isn't a rat, moron

Imagine actually arguing against taking a shower every day and thinking you have any ground to stand on because the internet allowed you to connect with disturbed individuals like yourself.

>reading and bettering yourself with knowledge makes you stupid
What have we done as a community to deserve this garbage?

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youtube.com/watch?v=lNcjkrefmI0

People called out the video creator and his excuse for animal abuse was, stfu people are starving around the world!

They may not but they should. Not because its our human morality system but because that's how the universe-wide dynamic of treating conscious things goes.

There is nothing wrong with sweat and dead skin until bacterias feast on it. By this logic everything is filth.

jesus christ

I shower every second day.

>InformOverload
Why the fuck did you put this clickbait garbage in my feed?

this is the worst part

I'm more confused by anons shitposting that these rattos are being tortured or some shit. It's not the first time I've seen it either, it's weird.

But yeah, I can smell whoever made that image. Thank fuck I don't care about Smash.

Why do you shower every day?

I only shower once the pungent stench of smegma and my poorly wiped ass gets intolerable for even me.

I work with a guy who smells like baked ass who says this all the time.

No. You fucking shower.

>Summer rolls around
>Two cold showers a day
Japanese summer is suffering for the white man

You have forced me to draw out my inner kang, and I will tell you, white people get dry too and can get ashy.

>all these anons showering twice per day WITH shampoo
>"wtf why is my hairline so bad????"

"I know I raped a woman 10 times but stop complaning, people are starving in africa"

"I know I stole your car but people are starving in africa you bigot"

"I know i took a big dump on your face, pissed in your food and raped your dog, putting the video on youtube to make mad cash but come-on, people are starving in africa"

Ted Cruz showering up for his next campaign

white people get dry too and can get ashy

Only if you smoke like crazy

fuck it no will see this post.

I never shower. like almost never basically.
I was a waiter for years. I've had sex and multiple girlfriends.
I was on the wrestling team where showering was mandatory and I never did it once

I think over the past 5 years I've showered less than 50 times'
in my life I wouldn't be surprised to find out I haven't yet hit the triple digits of showering.

I simply never got into the habit, my parents never noticed. the only time people complain about me smelling is when I don't change my underwear for a few days, which I'll admit is pretty frequent.

seriously if you just wear clean clothes and clean underwear no one will ever know

And that's a good thing!

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Use adblock fartknocker.

astonishing how overflowing your post is with irony.

>shower twice a day
>shampo every time
>no conditioner
>tightest ponytail ever when it is still wet
how to destroy yourself

And we are supposed to believe any of this shit because? Because PETA is known as a trustable source that really cares about animals right? Holy shit THIS is the type of person, the level of intelligence of the nu/v/ user.

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>"I know I raped a woman 10 times but stop complaning, people are starving in africa"

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>implying

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Damn dude, you're good at this. Have you thought about going into comedy?

>Universe wide
Does that really count when we're literally the only things in the universe (that we know of) to have enough intelligence to have a sense of morality?

once per day, be clean

hahaha yes i got like 5 upvotes when i posted this on facebook

news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/shower-rat-isnt-actually-a-rat-its-another-peruvian-rodent-entirely/news-story/f8d673230156762da0e428f1f8e31ee6
So it's a beeg peruvian rat that doesn't like soap

Ahahaha.

>two if you work out.
Just work out in the morning at home before your first shower and then you won't need a second one. Kill two birds with one stone.

i havent washed my bedsheets in 4 months

Source on this rat?

well the thing is there is a gang of heavily armed buff guys who will shoot and kill you if you resist and will otherwise trap you into a small box like room if you try to kill someone

so he's technically right, all law comes from force

>spend a week in Euro several years ago
>shower once every day
>get asked if I have a skin condition or something because I'm showering an awful lot

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It's canon that Zeldas butt is the smelliest butt in all of Hyrule

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Being clean doesn't matter how many times you shower a day.
It matters how many times you've had sex.

>Human papillomavirus (HPV) is a very common STD, with an estimated 80 percent of sexually active people contracting it at some point in their lives

The one thing that annoys normalfags is being CLEAN from stds.
Stay clean boys.

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Well she hasn't showered in 100+ years since she's busy holding off Ganon

One per day. On my days off I take two baths, one in the morning and evening. I like to read in the bath.

how do you even use a bidet
do you use your hand and wipe with your fingers or what
that's gross man

user... that doesn't actually matter you need to wash
the fact some countries don't have bidets by default in every home makes me wanna vomit

Did you ever have sex with any of these women more than once?

I shave every 2 days but only because I have shit tier beard genes and my stubble looks fucking horrible

I finally convinced her to give me pity sex. It's not fair!

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Yes, I know how laws work. None of that has to do with genuine morality though.

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You ever owned a rodent? They do that all the time but with sand. Although they dont stand up.

Once every 3 days. Number varies if I got dirty, went to the gym or went outside and got so sweaty during the summer.

I shave my body a lot though. I don't want to stink extra.

every other day in the winter, every day in the summer. sweat is fucking gross.

see i'm sorry you are unable to feel empathy

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Cute

1-2 a day.

I wake up between 3-4 am and work out, hit the shower, then leave for work. Depending on how intense my day is, I'll shower once I get home.

Depends where I am. Temperate climates, every other day or after working out.

In hot ass places twice a day just because you sweat so much or just to cool down.

First it was
>Taking baths is just sitting in your own filth take showers instead
Now it's
>Taking showers every day is unhealthy cut down on them
Also
>Deodorant and antiperspirant are bad for you and cause cancer stop using them
What the fuck?

Give me a quick rundown on opossums.

RETARD

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nice bro keep it up

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Nigga you eat corpses all the time

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Based
>5% when she's 19
>20% chance when she's 24
5 years

please explain how to use bidet

kek

This is the lengths to someone will try to defend their retarded ideology

Who else here likes to eat their own dead flaky skin

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you use the bidet head like a gun, just point it at your asshole and shoot

I love this video game

can't do that with these, that shit only moves slightly up or down

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I shower everyday but I've got the driest fucking hair, literal sheep hair, I managed to grow them long enough to tie them up but holy fuck, fuck curly hair

>do you use your hand and wipe with your fingers or what
I mean so what? You're supposed to use soap too, so it doesn't matter. And you already should have used toilet paper

>showering more than once a day
One shower 2 hours before I go to bed is all I need, that way I smell decent at work, and can be fresh and clean for bed

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that's gross man I'm not touching shit not even my own

Man, did this thread get dumb and real fast

Fink from ok ko. Drawn by ss2sonic.

France doesn't count as Europe.

WAKE UP

Take a shower

you dont wash your ass when you shower?

A bidet is a water gun. It's a stream of clean water. You wipe your ass with toilet paper (NOT YOUR FINGERS, RETARD), then you spray your ass with water. You dry your ass off afterwards. Why did you assume you would eliminate toilet paper and use your FINGERS of all things?

?

>why yes, I do indeed play super smash bros competitively! how could you tell?

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Baths are better than showers, though

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That's a drinking fountain

>genuine morality
S p o o k

Have bath.

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see Your hair is always oily because you wash it everyday, which is fucking retarded. There are plenty of communities and groups who realize this, it's just one google search away.
>Shower daily, wash hair every other day
is what you should be doing instead.

t. Horse

Nigga... You already touch all over yourself when you wash normally like showering or bathing. What is so different using a bidet?
If you go wash in the bidet and your hand wipes off a bunch of shit then you should have used toilet paper.

???

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Henlo rato

Opossums are cut when they aren't splattered on the street.

Once a day, twice if I workout or am having trouble falling asleep.

I can't sleep unless I wash my hair.

>he doesn't shower after every meal

Take a look at the picture in the original post you quoted. A handheld bidet can be installed into any modern Western toilet. Bidets come in many forms, including advanced Japanese robotic ones.

>Opossums are cut
yeah, i usually quarter mine. easier to store and cook that way

my scalp feels itchy how about you

that's the one I have access to right now so I was wondering how to use it

That's less funny.

>Tom Nook on rent day

how the fuck does anyone let this happen?

I love washing my dick and balls. Rubbing them. Feelin it out.
wish I had a qt bf to rub

>tfw really a massive pussy when it comes to cold showers
If I just scrub myself down with peeling once a week it still works out fine though.

once every 3 months

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Unironically this. Amounts to like once or twice a week.

Isn't that just India?

Yea Forums - showering

I have really soft skin (gf and other female friends comment on it) and shower once per day, this is bullshit.
Perhaps don't use really hot water?

When I competitively swam in highschool a kid at a meet had toes like those. He was fast.

Maybe you NPCs are

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Deoderant only got popular because of a massive smear campaign to sell it. Before then sweating was natural enough that no one really gave a shit.

Deoderant in it's original form was unhealthy as hell though, since it made the affected area not sweat at all for almost a week.

Every time before leaving the house. Every other day when not leaving the house.

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kek

I genuinely can't tell how much of this thread is bait.
Fucking bathe. It's not that fucking hard.
Just get in the shower and let some hot water run over you. It won't fucking kill you.
My fucking god.

patrician

>was
What happened to him?

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Nigga ew, that made me cringe.

He stopped going fast.

>I will sell my neighbour off to the new Alien masters to get slightly more food in the human cattle farms
This is your brain on Nihilism

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what the fuck

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he was captured and milked for his seed for breeding amphibious super swimmers

If you just cum and clean it up? No, it shouldn't have much of an odor. If you let it just stay there? Yeah, that's gonna fuckin' STINK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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damn jews

>Milked
Fucker got lucky, damn

a clean one

i can even smell my own semen. semen stinks really rotten / bad. I actually really don't like cum.

Someone post that horse anus pasta

He could do that but we invented morals and law because we realized allowing that is detrimental to society and people who agreed survived over those who don't.
Your comparison is retarded, if you were an ant, do you have any saying or can you "like or dislike" being stepped on by a human, even by mistake? That's the same for aliens.
Have you ever tried explaining to a squirrel why youre taking its forest? Aliens would erase us and if they're similar maybe some of them will feel simpathy towards all the dying creatures of that planet, same as you may give some simpathy to an ant you just stepped on while you were jogging.

Then don't fucking take hot showers all the time. Take cold ones you dunce

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Didnt have time to shower a third time yesterday i feel disgusting

>S tier: El Rato (limpio)

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I still will never understand how shit like this happens.

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Seems like Yea Forums needs to be educated in the benefits of understanding evolutionary marvels.

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>because of schooling and job situations I end up not having a lot of out of work buddies to hang with
>one of my buds offers to have me meet his old group of friends
>I'm a people person so I figure I can fit in anywhere
>finally meet these people
>about 6 of them and all they do is talk about smash
>smash memes, smash Reddit posts, just smash smash smash
>one of them smells like a fucking rotting corpse
>doesn't bathe, doesn't wash his clothes
>joke to my friend when I go to hang out with him, if his friends are there I call it stinky day
>constantly just ask my friend how he deals with this smell
>friend after a long period of time convinces the guy to shower and wear clean clothes for at least a day
>guy doesn't smell bad, but now I can start to smell how bad the other smash friends smell like
>start decline meeting up of the smash players are going to be there
Why is it always smash players?

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I'd love to but how do you just '''get``` a bidet?

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>not cumming straight onto the floor

pleb

El Rato...

Hareidim faggots always smell like shit

one motherfucker did this at the cabinet in office. He leaned back too far and rippen through that ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.

They still use the same chair, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those plates in the ceiling.

How does this even happens? how do you make a farm of parasites on your hair

Same.

Have you had anyone anally annihilated by a gas-pressure chair mishap yet

>not cumming into your foreskin at the very last second then waddling to the toilet and letting it *plop* into the toilet bowl
I know of no other ways to cum. Cut fags will never know this exquisite feel.

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>mfw some neet loser that only gets their daily sweats from video games tells me showers aren't good and marinating in your oils and swampy pits & crotch is healthy

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dogs eat corpses, pretty eagerly too. really any almost animals who is hungry enough isn't going to pass up a free meal if they know it isn't toxic by that point

even when i was really fucked up i never got this bad fuck

i dont get why is this supposed to be funny, you dont need to shower every day, even once a week usually is too much, however i dont understand why you have the need to connect these two to smash, this is a ridiculous stereotype you shithead

Nothing wrong with being hygenic, also doesn't hurt to check yourself for lumps once or twice a year.

>even once a week usually is too much

RATO

Seriously what the fuck would police officers do if a man did this

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It's totally healthy to shower. Just not multiple times a fucking day unless you're put under some kind of fucking hygiene related emergency. Plus, yes, marinating in your own fucking oils is healthy. It's just that you should be out and about all day gallumping like a neanderthal so your pores don't clog.

>smash players dont shower XDDD LMAO

if you got your head out of your ass you would realise showering once a week is more than enough, showering every day is meme for people who are so blind they have to spend shit ton of money on shampoo every week. Its basically marketing tactic, goverment tells you to shower every day because you smell like shit, which forces you to buy shampoo and shit. Its nothing more than a marketing campaign though, you wont smell bad even if you dont shower for more than a month usually, how else would you think people from medieval times survived? They didnt had any showers, and they were fine.

i shower once a week when i go outside to buy food

shoot him in the face

>Used to work cutting down trees and shit
>Wouldn't shower for weeks because everyone sweats on the job anyway
>Once my balls became rancid I'd shower
Based and Redpilled

To relax in yes, to clean in no. All the dirt and grime just stays in the water with you.

but then the nigga would fall over and squish the babbies dum dum

babies bones haven't fully evolved yet and they are pretty elastic. like, have you ever stepped on a puppy? they'd survive

Rule #731: Every single image of an animal on the internet will eventually have people in the comments accusing the poster of animal abuse.

I'd literally never seen a wild possum in my life in my small suburban town until a couple months ago when I woke up in the middle of the night and a bigass one was crawling around on the branch outside my window. We've also been getting wild turkeys flying into the area to forage, which never happened before a couple years ago. Same with raccoons. Development might be driving them here.
For all intents and purposes they're just huge beagle-sized rats, despite little taxonomic relation. They don't do much but crawl around, mind their own business, eat garbage, get trapped in empty trash cans, and get hit by cars.

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Shower every day you smelly fuck. One day is enough to smell someone's BO, even if they use body spray. And wear clean clothes. Pants and jackets can be worn for about 3-4 days before washing them if you aren't getting sweaty, shirts, socks and underwear are done after one day.

Nigga just because they're elastic doesnt mean that squishing them isnt going to at the LEAST seriously injure them. Why dont you try pushing on a babies soft-spot?

i live in the big city and now there are raccoons all over the fucking place. animals are moving into places they aren't supposed to because they have no choice. to be honest, if they can adapt to city life and not get caught, they'll do pretty damn well

Puppies come out of the womb near fully developed. Humans are basically low-tier when it comes to natural traits and babies come out without their skull even fused. Some babies choke on their own spit and just fucking die. You could shake a baby too much and its brains would fucking puree.

I've seen enough videos of cops being retards with guns to know that it /might/ happen. Not one of those people who scream pig whenever that shit happens but if there are enough videos of cops popping a cap in peoples' dogs right in front of them for no reason they'd probably immediately shoot at someone hostaging a shitton of babbies.

You don't care if you make other people get angry at you if you smell bad to them, do you? At least own up to it.

? i dont smell anything bad though, believe me or not its fine even if you got month without a shower, stop buying into goverments memes

its cleanliness mocks me

>you are over encumbered

but hair is not all equal and some people need to wash it more often.

T. Mother owns hair saloon

same.

Ok haha very funny, but as someone who plays smash bros religiously and only showers once a week I can safely say I DO NOT SMELL BAD. Do I sweat on occasion? yes. But does my sweat smell bad? No. I eat healthy for the most part, lots of rice, beans and spinach and my body odour is completely scentless. If my pits get sweaty I just change my shirt, problem solved, I don’t get this stigma at all.

obsessed

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people have a hard time smelling themselves, you stinky ass motherfucker

Most animals bathe, user. Humans just evolved in a way that went "What am I, stupid? Licking dirt? I'll just wash up in the river." Bathing regularly is healthy. Government propaganda is that you NEED shampoo and soap and shit just for regular bathing.
Most people don't notice their own stink because- You know, they're always smelling it. After a month, you definitely stink like yourself. So at least rinse.

I like this guy. Thanks for helping the planet bro

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what the actual fuck

>they were fine

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>He fell for the "covered in poison/it's suffering!" meme.
It's literally just cleaning itself.
youtube.com/watch?v=ckg3DDsDWWA

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mine sometimes has a slight sweet/sugary smell. i was told by internet experts it could be a sign of diabetes/high blood sugar, but it wasn't.

when it dries, it can small kinda bad, like very dusty sort of.

>people here who shower too much
>people here who don't shower at all
Can't we just settle at once a day, at max?

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that's the facebook power.

showering once a month should be the standard, period.

Post the real one

taking a shower would clear this up immediately right?
also jesus fuck just shave it all off

Good thread my friends.

Now it's time to reverse my bait.

See you all in the next thread

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actually to be more correct, its about the type of skin.
If your skin is naturally more oily what can you do?
People with oily type need to wash their hair either every day or every 2 days depending on the case.
The HURR DURR DONT WASH EVERYDAY doesnt apply to everyone. In fact, its stupid to do so for those people. They can use moisterizers but only those without oils and actually need to wash more often.
On the other end of the spectrum some people have very dry skin and hair and NEED oil treatments. People arent all equal. There's no panacea method for hair and skin treatment

Lice has hooks on their legs which they use to firmly grip on hair. Regular water and shampoo won't do much. Only anti-lice shampoo will do the trick.

But at that point, you're better off burning the scalp off

Not sure if bait or just stupid.

get educated, washer

not everything you disagree with is bait

mentally ill people?

might be bait. might be some nigger who doesnt realize that when you stink often your brain switches off your capability to smell yourself properly as a self-defense mechanism.
This is how people end up reaching a stage where they think they dont need to bathe. Then Konami has to enforce cleaningness rules cause people are auto-conceding when you play yu-jo friendship

>when you play yu-jo friendship
with Unity in hand (forgot that important detail)

Who do you main in smash?