What is your favorite video game ad?
What is your favorite video game ad?
Daniel Garcia
Chase King
Colton Jenkins
Chase Ortiz
Landon Jackson
Nolan Morales
Luke Reyes
Jackson Lewis
why isn't this a meme
Jaxon Jackson
Carter Miller
Evan Ramirez
Boomer porn was weird...
Matthew Morales
Grayson Morales
>you will never win an action packed trip to Detroit
>you will never be hauled away against your will onto the plane
>you will never be dropped off by a taxi in the middle of Detroit's most dangerous neighborhood, where you have to avoid detection and procure weapons on sight to make it back home
Why live
Cooper Edwards
Andrew Bailey
Andrew Thompson
on site
Ryder Cooper
because you belong on reddit
Isaac Johnson
what do I do to NOT win the trip to detroit so i dont become dieded?
Mason Gray
Ian Walker
Caleb Hall
Well I fucked that one up. Sorry. I'm tired.
Elijah Scott
Who could have thought after the release of Deus Ex in the year 2000, that a mere 11 years later that same franchise would be used to advertise a shitty microwave burger with the promise of an action focused trip to Detroit.
Juan Brown
Sebastian Hernandez
>joystick coming out the front
>at waist level
Jonathan Jenkins
Why did high waist underwear stop being a thing?
Henry Jones
Colton Carter
(You)
Daniel Parker
Dominic King
Wow that langerie looks so modern
Eli Morales
>shoes in bed
deserved it
Hudson Diaz
The fuck you talking about? It came back like 3 years ago and needs to die again.
Nolan Torres
Aaron Jenkins
Nolan Gray
Glad to see this sort of advertising is still somewhat existent.
I was about to go full boomer mode, ranting on about how the advertisements were better back in my day.
Logan Hall
Camden Thomas
Only in indie shit though.
The Vita ad is from 2012, so 7 years ago. Different times.
Wyatt Perez
Parker Morgan
Adrian Reed
Andrew Wright
Caleb Campbell
Parker Sullivan
this is creeepy as fuck, I love it
Isaac Sullivan
The 80s were so politically incorrect, you couldn't get away with using nipples to advertise your games to horny nerds these days.
Evan Hernandez
Jeremiah Parker
Carson Turner
or anything else
Brandon Scott
Adrian Campbell
Logan Taylor
Angel Walker
he fucks her at the end of that game
Elijah Lee
Jaxon Carter
Lincoln Turner
member Juiced?
liveleak.com
Jace Adams
wtf
Brandon Morris
Dylan Collins
Connor James
this can't be real
Connor Jackson
I know this is a riff on a popular pin-up photo, but is it me or is this particular girl's height and proportions a bit risque?
Jace Bennett
would this be allowed today
youtu.be
Thomas Perry
this ad used to turn me on when i was little
Charles Torres
so this is why all the characters are loveless and childless
Austin Kelly
It was a different time man. I fucking miss those times...
Adrian James
there was a Need for Speed Pro Street advertisement, I liked to jack off
Nathaniel Mitchell
Justin Jackson
what does he mean? that he is gay or?
Levi Thomas
Charles Perez
Jacob Gonzalez
Camden Jones
Robert Ortiz
I bought Anna Kurnikova's Tennis for PS 1just because I was in love with her when I was younger, I didn't even liked tennis.
Robert Smith
lmao is that the former French president (bottom, second from the right) ?
Jordan Thompson
I fucking miss her. Now we have Ving Rhames in a skirt as the face of women's tennis.
Jace Morris
Aiden Reed
Austin Adams
Dahlia is still fappable
Caleb Adams
Nicholas Thomas
Hudson Cruz
even back then they knew he was a psycho
Andrew Gutierrez
He thinks she's underage or something.
Carter Butler
ok
Hudson Walker
Damn.
Jackson Sullivan
Yeah it's Jacques Chirac
Ryan Long
Ryan Adams
William Barnes
also no fat people. if you go back and look at old mall videos there's just no fat people
Kevin Garcia
it's funny, those kind of advertisements really lit my imagination for what games could be
Landon Howard
I love how the two guys on the right didn't bother wearing pants that fit them for this photo. Protip boys: If you have that loose fabric near your ankles you did bad.
Kevin Gomez
Luis Powell
Sebastian Baker
>not pulling your pants halfway down when you pee
Jonathan Flores
Zachary Cruz
Rayman 3 is literal piss, so this ad is perfect.
Zachary Anderson
is the implication that all these dudes are thinking "damn, rayman has an impressive cock"
Austin Baker
Cooper Lopez
Kayden Foster
Jaxson Williams
Jacob Brooks
Camden Sullivan
Julian Sullivan
Joshua Garcia
the fuck were they thinking
Oliver Hernandez
wow, what a fucking throwback. i was thorougly rused for a while, but only because the internet wasnt around to debunk that shit
Dominic King
Zachary Sullivan
Do parents stop having sex after having children?
Adrian Russell
I miss those days, SJWs are so boring they have even ruined games
Hunter Collins
Fuck urinals. I don't want to talk to a guy when he has his dick in his hand.
Hudson Gomez
Valkyrie Wilde would've been a classic
Zachary Sullivan
I swear, half of you think the only good advertisements get you hard.
Nicholas Clark
> I don't want to talk to a guy when he has his dick in his hand.
me too, all i want to do is sucking.
Adrian Torres
this Kinetica ad was the subject of several of my earliest faps. luckily i didn't develop some weird cyborg fetish
Jacob Baker
That was an April fool.
Isaiah Wright
why are you talking to someone in the bathroom anyway, homo?
Justin Adams
Dylan Wright
>wtf am i doing here?
Anthony Gray
Adrian King
I don't want to, but every time someone comes up to the next one he feels compelled to go "hey how's it going" or some shit. Just shut the fuck up and let me take my piss.
Adrian Powell
nice
Samuel Cox
Does anyone still play the DC version online?
Jose Clark
>Use butt to advertise your game
>It's flat as pancake
Is it because asians have rise dicks and wouldn't fit them in any ass that is just a tad bumpy?
Leo Hall
I don't get it
Christopher Brooks
Asses are shit anyway, tits is were it's at.
Caleb Parker
Yes, except no. Tits are for breastfeeding, asses are more sex-oriented. You are literally a baby if you think tits>asses.
Brandon Bennett
Guys who like big asses secretly want to fuck their moms, that's why it's so common in groups with rates of single motherhood like blacks and white trash.
Connor Watson
It's not like you're touching either of them.
Adam Rivera
youtu.be
I wish I could go back
Jace Sullivan
Jackson Miller
Deflection is not a counter argument.
Read You didn't suck on mommy's boob long enough if you still crave them. Ass is near the playground plus it can give a female orgasm.
Gavin Moore
seeing all these old adds makes me sad, that companies won't have fun with their adds anymore for fear of setting off an outrage mob.
Nathaniel Watson
There's a bit of a difference between those magazine ads and today's clickbait internet ads.
Andrew Roberts
>Ass is near the playground plus it can give a female orgasm
This is some open bob shit.
Joshua Garcia
James Bennett
>The chad Kirby
Jeremiah Thomas
Didn't you know that pussy is playground and ass is dumpster?
David Wright
ain’t karma a bitch sometimes?
Grayson Martin
Yeah, I hate watching other dudes peeing with their dicks in their hands too.
I could be sucking that dick and drinking that man's pee. Such a waste.
Jose Taylor
Gabriel Brooks
from the thumbnail I thought this was going to be a resident evil ad