Fuck elves
Fuck elves
>t. Argonian
I'd love too
That's racism!
When you kill that elven witcher killing bandit when she complains about racism
Get your slav shit out of here, westaboos only in this thread.
I've always wanted an Altmer wife.
Elves in Witcher games are like niggers in our universe
Fuck them
This.
Post elves.
True
Go away, we know you're one of ((them))
How about some actual VIDEO GAME elves and not just some random fapart.
ok
Hylians are not elfs.
Don't have to tell me twice.
Knife ear and ruled by queen
how’s it not elf
>posts more fapart
For (You).
the eternal Dunmer poster
Would the world be a better place if elves hadn't gone extinct?
>OP
>hurf a durf kill all elves! Genocide the pointy ears!
>Off-topic pornposter
>Yes, exactly the thread I was looking for!
If you would actually like elves then you would post positive examples of good video game elves and tell OP how his gay robot is a Sithis puppet. But nah, you don't really like elves. You just like porn.
why did our ancestors kill off elves? We could have been breeding with em right now. Fuck this gay earth
As long as elf-hating shitposters and pornposters make threads.
the fuck you talking about, they are clearly based on jews...then again it would probably only make you hate them more
>You just like porn.
Wrong, he just likes hot elves like any other hot blooded human.
Got any of Sotha Sil Dunmer bro? He’s my favorite Tribunal member
Search this pic. There is a great japanese artist that did some awesome dunmer fanart.
there are plenty of good porngames with elves so..
He just likes pictures of big titted anime girls that just happen to have some pointy ears today. His ilk is what ruined elf threads forever, more than the shitposters like OP. People that just masturbate to pictures and detest any kind of platonic, reasonable discussion about this fictional race in the context of their respective board.
>while Pelinal was tortured to death he insulted his murderers based on their elven heritage.
Fuck elves
I will
FUCK ELVES!!
Pointy ears doesn’t mean elf it just the art direction.
For example Guts from Berserk he has pointy ears but he is an human.
Daily reminder to slaughter then rape the corpses of any and all knife ears you meet
how many mods does it takes to make oblivion a fun game?
is he tho
None
Reminder that all Mer will face the mace for their constant scheming.
>Altmer - literally want to end existence. Have stupid massive foreheads with receding hairlines
>Dunmer - Daedra worshipping jaded edge lords who hate everything and everyone, although by the time of skyrim they've been reduced to being a country in name only, as they deserve. Just need putting out of their misery
>Bosmer - weird little cannibal goblins who could one day go on a rampage as a gigantic horde of wild beasts, a threat to the entirety of Tamriel
Breton's will get the mace as well, that 0.1% Mer blood is too much Mer blood. Orcs are honorable so they get a pass, and khajiit can live as long as they behave themselves.
Miura likes pointy ears if you look closely you can find them on a lot of characters.
Dunmer are actually based though, they accept mortal reality, they view it as a challenge to overcome and aren't assmad at Lorkhan, this is part of why Veloth split from the Aldmer; they don't oppose mortality and wanted to follow the "good" Deadra that guided this pursuit.
Altmer, Bosmer, and Redguards are the problem, but Redguards hate the fuck out of elves, too.
But Lorkhan is the biggest schemer of them all.
Depends on if you believe the Mer or Man interpretation.
Lorkhan's connection as "Sithis' son" isn't an inherent bad, Sithis just represents chaos as opposed to Padomay's order.
Elves and humans are okay.
But fuck Vivec and fuck Pelinal.
Sithis represents the void and misanthropy. People bitch about Thalmor wanting to unmake reality, whereas Sithis wants to unmake it all.
Sithis is referred to as the Void, yes, but his counterpart Anui-El can be viewed in a similar fashion, they exist beyond even Aetherius, that's what the term means.
Sithis is more widely known due to his "offspring" Lorkhan essentially creating the mortal plane, whereas Anui-El "birthed" Auri-El, who opposed it.
Sithis supports the mortal plane as Sithis represents chaos, man is itself chaotic, the Dark Brotherhood are misinformed in their interpretation, Mephala is tricking them.
Anui-El is actually closer to this incorrect view of Sithis, Anui-El, represents order and thus favors the destruction of the mortal plane, as the elves do.
based
Which is the worst elf race and why is Altmer?
The Sload.
Obese faggots that autistically hide on their islands, raise corpses, and send plagues to Tamriel.
Whoops.
Just noticed "elf". Bosmer. Altmer might be dicks, but at least they don't eat fresh corpses.
Only if they've killed them in battle. It's a tradition to keep the peace in valenwood, it's not something they actually enjoy doing.
If Sithis was so great, people would worship him. But he's associated with death, not even a god of the dead but the overall death of it all. Sorry user, but a god that is depicted as a spooky skeleton is probably not a good guy.
user please.
People don't worship Anu and Padomay despite being the creators of the universe. Moot point.
And as I said, that view of Sithis is due to Mephala telling what would become the Dark Brotherhood such a story, to spread what was essentially a cult of hers outside of Morrowind.
>tfw no elven gf who will love you even as you age and wither
But elven women lust over human males because of their virility and sexual prowess, which is why the elven males are salty and jelly of humans
>rpg
>can't be racist
>can't be against faggotry
Just a quick search.
>The worship of Sithis is rejected by most cultures, most likely because of his association with death. During the First and early Second Eras, little is known about the worship of Sithis. However, the Dark Brotherhood, which formed sometime during the Second Era by the Night Mother, became the main known cult dedicated to the worship of Sithis. The Crimson Scars, an all-vampire group of assassins, worships Sithis as well. Additionally, some of the Argonian culture revolves around Sithis. Though the main religious figure within the Argonians is the Hist, the Hist as well as the Argonians accept Sithis as the original creator. In fact, Argonians born under the sign of The Shadow are given to the Dark Brotherhood at birth, where they are trained as assassins and spies such that one day they may earn the rank of Shadowscale and serve Argonia and Sithis. Vampires have been known to worship Sithis as well, with many claiming allegiance to the Crimson Scars or the Dark Brotherhood. Vampires that are not a part of these organizations will often worship either Molag Bal, one of the Daedric Princes, or Sithis instead of the Nine Divines. Mortals often represent Sithis as a skeletal being, to signify His relationship to death. In truth, the Dread Lord is formless, and infinite as the Void.[6]
This. Elves are uber whores for human cock. Hell they even fuck half elves or go for that incest shit where mothers seduce their half elf children.
>This is legit Witcher lore
>mfw I have no face
It's trash, but the elf-haters of course love it. Though I'm sure that male elves took human women as well. That said it was elven women that ruined their civilization.
Yes, the idea of Sithis is intrinsically connected to the Dark Brotherhood. I've said as such.
I never said Sithis is not connected to death, I'm telling you that your interpretation of him wanting to absorb the mortal plane into "the Void" or just destroy Mundus is incorrect.
He's a fundamental force of the universe, and revels in murder as a form of chaos, unorderly death. Chaos is not intrinsically evil, certainly not in the Elder Scrolls.
Elves worship Anui-El, races that favor Mundus worship Sithis (not openly outside of Argonia due to the Dark Brotherhood tainting the name) even indirectly through Lorkhan, Shor, or Shezzar, Sithis' offspring.
Bullshit I was lewding for yous. There is no way incest is canon in Elf land
>I've said as such
You omitted the vampires.
>I'm telling you that your interpretation of him wanting to absorb the mortal plane into "the Void" or just destroy Mundus is incorrect
I'm not seeing you bringing up anything that disproves that.
Lorkhan was a trickster god that cheated everyone into creating Mundus. Even Magnus, its architect, said fuck that. Elder Scrolls lore is heavily inspired by gnosticism, in which the Demiurge is an evil figure.
Replayed Witcher 1 yesterday. Younger me took the neutral path but yesterday it was just so clear that elves need to die. Feels good to grow up
Gladly
Probably some did, but male elf sex drive is really bad, as in they don't get in the mood that often, which is why females preferred humans since they were always eager
Posting Kuroeda is cheating, mate
Satyr is still best girl
It's also off-topic shitposting and disgusting.
>off-topic
>elf
???
>that shit
>video games
An elf is an elf, faggot.
Elves are pretencious cunts. Only race i hate
>All posts should pertain to video games
Post your manga fetish garbage on Yea Forums and fuck off from elf threads forever.
Elves are always crying about being oppressed while at the same time thinking they are superior which is nonsense because a superior race can't also be the oppressed one
Else suffer what consequence?
Oppressed elves are the worst, I hate what they did to Dunmer after Morrowind. Good that there are other elves as well.
Satyr is indeed best girl
ELF THREAD!?
this thing is link in a different outfit
I'm trying to, okay? Fuck.
ok, can do
Yes, sir!
Imagine dedicating your life to spamming shitty westaboo elves 24/7 on Yea Forums every time you see an elf thread
>Aids monkey wants to kill people that want to stop racemixing and degeneracy like Alessia and her bull
M*n, not even once
Imagine making making hate threads about a thing that doesn't exist.
Continue to spam and seethe.
Tell that the OP.
>ywn be dominated by a Druchii thot
Nah. Wood elves take No.1 spot there. Literally worst elves with worst lore to them that are only infamous for "LMAO we are cannibals-- I mean, we're not!"
this guy has a fireden alert set so whenever an op with elves comes up he's ready to spam
>sithis is chaos
>padomay is order
jesus user do your homework
If only she was this healthy looking in canon. God I'd smash.
>Witcher elves
>meant to be Tolkien tier since day 1
>they only ever looked decent in 2, the worst game
>in 1 and especially 3, females look like crack addicts, and males look like oversized goblins
What makes all this even more ironic is that elf that is meant to be seen as repulsive, Iorveth, unironically looks best in comparison.
Elves deserve only genocide.
You want to say that this isn't peak male performance?
Yaevinn was fine. He looked like TES elf, but he was ok for an elf in 1. They actually looked alien and exotic in 1 without being too hideous.
I agree with Witcher 3, elves looked disgusting init.
>dat hairline
Jesus. My 95 year old grandfather has better hairline than that.
ELVES
Iorveth would look like shit in 3 as well if he was init desu.
Nope. Modders actually ripped his unused model that was meant for 3.
His model in 3 obviously wasn't completely finished, but even in it's unfinished state he doesn't look as retarded as elves in 3 do. They pretty much kept his design close to his counterpart in 2.
I stand corrected then.
>is that elf that is meant to be seen as repulsive, Iorveth
When is Iorveth ever described as physically repulsive outside of his scar? He's repulsive because he's a mass-murdering terrorist living in the woods, not because he's ugly, and even in that regard he's arguably the most virtuous of all three if you take Book Avallac'h into account.
what a shitty threat op is a faggot
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But that’s exactly what they want you to do
gladly
>They say all elves are beautiful, that they are born thus. In Iorveth's case someone set out to change this, marking his face with an ugly scar that the elf partially hid beneath a crimson headscarf.
t. Iorveth's ow in-game bio
Even devs in CDPR commented on Iorveth as someone who used to be beautiful but got disfigured with an ugly scar that he now hides in a shame because Aen Seidhe are known for their beauty, and that scar changed that in his case.
Unf, I’m pretty sure the entire elven race was made to just be cocksleeves for everyone else
I wonder if OP is jacking off to the porn posted in these threads.
I see what you mean now, but I think repulsive is far too strong a word.
Game itself and CDPR themselves and his original character (Isengrim).
Iorveth is pretty much just renamed Isengrim. CDPR wanted Isengrim in 2 and Isengrim was what Iorveth was in the 2nd game. However, yada yada, they couldn't have real Isengrim in the game because it wouldn't make sense, so... they created their own OC version of Isengrim aka Iorveth.
Anyway, back to Iorveth... he isn't meant to be el goblino, but he went from looking like Gucci model to pic-related. You can't say that pic-related isn't repulsive to look at. His design is cool and became iconic because of said repulsive scar, but that doesn't change that scar is unpleasant to look at it. Imagine if you saw man in real life, with this type of scar on his face. Exactly. Not nice at all to look at.
>no Iorveth in W3
One fucking job Polacks.
He literally was in the game, but they cut him from the game. They even had model for him ready
I know, at least we got Broche.
Why would you even think about that? Why are elves so weird?
I'm just using same term game and devs used for him.
What this user said . Iorveth's entire character, concept and description comes from Isengrim.
Difference is that CDPR did good job in creating replusive scar. Isengrim's scar wasn't that replusive at all. It was just giant slash across his face, but nothing that would make you go "Ew!", upon seeing it, even though Isengrim's scar was meant to be seen as extremely disgusting.
An elf didn't say that. However OPs shitposting threads always draw the porn and /e/ faggots in. So it's probably what he wants.
Why so salty, dunmer boi?
Iorveth
>has ugly scar that traumatized him
>hates all humans
>salty and grumpy 24/7h
>REEEEEEE HUMANS
>can possibly mellow down because of Saskia
>considers you as only worthy human (until you remind him that you're not human at least)
Fenris
>has lyrium tattoos all over his body that traumatized him
>hates all mages
>salty and grump 24/7h
>REEEEEEE MAGES
>can possibly mellow down due to your Mary Sue ass
>considers you as only worthy mage
Do I detect: "Can I copy your homework?"
>no one has posted Guts' " I don't like elves and I don't like you" line
I am disappoint
Elf that despises humans is as new as dwarf that is drunk. Pretty much every fantasy setting that is starring elves has elves that hate humans, but one of them might change that opinion after meeting protagonist (Mary Sue) to change their mind.
It's an old overused concept, user.
>Pelinal
>Sithis puppet
Quick rundown?
Pelinals song states that he was born out of Sithis void.
FUCK ELVES
Nothing can surpass Todd's elves in terms of ugliness. Not a thing!
>everyone loves this game even though it shoves a literal tranny in your face
It's not a tranny, retard.
Sick
Dear /pol/cuck that obviously never even played this game,
If you're going to try and sperge about "muh SJW agenda in vidyas" ... at least do it right. Let me give you a hint: Mislav. That is a character that your /pol/tard ass can reeeee about.
Still enjoying Sithis dick full of death and emptiness?
>comment that shows that he never played the said game
>tries to comment on said game
Get the fuck out.
Back to with you.
>that resolution
Kys, filthy phoneposter.
>dark elf fag trying to be hot shit when almalexia is a bikini armor wearing fraud goddess
I'm so mad he was cut. The entire woods to the south west of novigrad are completely unused.
Post elf figurines
Blow me knife ear shill, enjoying the chans on my memephone while the GF laws between my legs playing on the ps4
This is normie town now, you lost
It seems this thread is still going.
>never played kotn back in the day, or shivering isles
>vanilla 360 Oblivion was my favorite game (I was 15)
>want to play the expansions now
>Oblivion just feels hollow now because I've played the main game to death and nothing surprises me anymore
FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO GO BACK
does Yea Forums actually hate elves or this an attempt to create a chain of lewdposting
Both. Actual elf-fags are rare, there are some dedicated shitposters and also a majority of faggots that just want to masturbate to some anime boobs.
Go back to you filthy normie.
This is Yea Forumsirgin town.
subvert both by posting cool MALE elves
Oh no, but the OP AND the pornfags might hate that!
Ok.
Don't need /r/, lewds are for losers and my anti-elf collection is stronk
Has anyone managed to make twink elf in TES?
Nah. At least as far as vanilla elves are concerned. Closest to it would be pic-related, which doesn't even look like said high elf.
There was also Adus preset, but that one was more twunk than twink.
Only with custom races. Ones with vanilla races look weird.
There is Adus preset for model-like look, but it's not exactly "twink" tier.
Guy on your pic looks very weird desu.
That one is decent high elf, but not exactly a twink, or even a twunk. He's good-looking, but not exactly androgynous in any way.
His face keeps reminding me on someone, but I can never put my finger on who.
Nice. Now somebody unfuck Dunmer in Skyrim.
Dunmer are, to be perfectly honest, meant to be ugly.
>more pale elf = more beautiful
>more dark = ugly
t. lore
ayo das rayciss
Yet Barenziah was infamous for her beauty, and she was a Dunmer, you scaley brainlet.
t. lore
he cute
There are attractive Blacks now and then, that doesn't change the fact, no matter how much it hurts, that they're considered least attractive race when it comes to women.
Based Argonian poster.
donovan is a good man
Geralt's reaction to the crossdressing elf says a lot though.
Absolutely basado.
>when it comes to women.
And the men.
t. fagfag
>more pale elf = more beautiful
>more dark = ugly
Sooo-- Chinese/Japanese/Korean lore then?
Why are you so angry good sirs?
have sex
He's not a tranny, just a weird fuck who crossdresses. Geralt was disgusted by him as well.
I'll literally do it.
Looks like young Paul Newman.
I actually love the alien looks of mer, specially dunmer. I don't find it hideous at all.
But then I'm an argonianfag myself.
Is it possible to fuck that one? In game I mean
I'm sure that everyone will agree that the best TES mer are the Dunmer, mostly due to Morrowind and Kirkbride.
But what's the best race of men?
Imperials, unironically.
I only know of the Elf prostitute in the Passiflora.
t. Cuckilius Maximus
Imperials. They did them dirty in Skyrim, though.
Then, again, they did every race that wasn't a Nord dirty.
>Imperials - empror went retarded and signed treaty he didn't need to sign in reality.
>Dunmer - "REEEE WHY NORDS NO HELP US? EVEN THOUGH ALTMER AND ARGONIANS GET BY BECAUSE THEY WORK! HURR WHY DO NORDS NO RIKE US DURR?" - turned into landwhale
>Altmer - "hurr forget magic, Mannimarco and anything that was remotely interesting about them durr have just Thalmor hurr durr" - just cliche villains
>Argonians - nothing based about them in this game. Which is a shame because they're most based.
Report all Thalos worshippers immediately.
uh-oh
fat elf
>Mannimarco
While we're at him and Skyrim...
Most disappointing part about said Skyrim was that there was no option to turn yourself into a fucking Lich. Common! This is such wasted opportunity.
>Chapo faggots getting mad that people don't care about the difference between a crossdresser and a transexual and immediately spamming
You really are the most cancerous newfags we have ever had. Worse than /pol/. Worse than furries. Worse than bronies. Worse than rage comics cancer.
Nord because I too enjoy pagan LARP'ing
You can try to fuck us but we'll never give in.
Aren't Falmer already fucked out of their existence?
n'wah
Sure the Falmer are straight up fucked for life, although I read somewhere that they were getting slowly back on track to being "normal" again no idea if it's real or not, but according to Dawnguard there are still some uncorrupted snow elfs about.
Anyone else just not attracted to Altmer? I don't like women that are taller than me.
Maybe you're thinking about our bastard Dwemer relatives that just straight up ALT+F4 out of existence. Serves them right for corrupting us.
They may stop being completely bestial but they will never go back to their former selves. Basically triple orsimer.
I'm unironically confused at what race of elf is she even meant to be?
It sure ain't Altmer or Bosmer.
Eyes are like of snow elves, but her skin tone isn't. It lacks rosy highlights that snow elves are meant to have.
Her skin is closer to of dark elf, but her entire face + eyes aren't.
She's pretty, but she honestly doesn't look like single race in TES.
>I'm unironically confused at what race of elf is she even meant to be?
Masturbators don't care about lore. He just wants his animu waifu.
C H E E C C B O N E S
Elves are to be mate pressed by orcs and sometimes goblins too
is megadorf shotgunning a beer?
Based Morrowind posters
Homosexual Dragon Age posters get out
>supposedly le wisest race of mer (more wise than Altmer and Bosmer combined)
>get fucked by human immigrants out of thier own homeland now known as Nords
>forced to feel underground and strike deal with Dwemer
>agree to every single condition Dwemer put on them which resulted into their entire race getting fucked and turned into twisted Falmer that they're now
>MOST WISE MY ASS!
Most retarded, sounds more like it. Even Orcs seems to have higher IQ than whatever shit snow elves had in their brains.
Unironically worse than even B*smer lore-wise.
Fapbait ((((Snow Elf)))) No real lore behind it, just for the looks, all Elven races in TES are horrendously bad looking, so cram in some human looking faces and bada-bing bada-boom you got something more tolerable.
Where do you see DA posters? I've only seen one, Merill poster, which is only one post.
Rest are just random elves. Anime elves. Witcher elves, and TES elves.
Was about to say the same.
The one bringing up Fenris too.
Enough to trigger me reeeeeeeeee
Aren't snow elves the ricklings as seen in Bloodmoon? And then the falmer in Skyrim? Are these being pulled out of Bethesda's ass? Because it's always been one province for each race.
>Even devs in CDPR commented on Iorveth as someone who used to be beautiful but got disfigured with an ugly scar that he now hides in a shame because Aen Seidhe are known for their beauty, and that scar changed that in his case.
What did they say?
The Atmorans were breeding at an alarmingly fast rate according to the Ancient Falmer and feared they'd conquer that white pucci with their superior numbers so they rightfully exterminated all the Atmorans in Saarthal to solve that problem, then that turd Ysgramor got all pissy about it so we had to hide with our relatives the bastard Dwemer that made us live like slaves because it was either that or being completely wiped out.
fuck asians
That's just Skaal speculation that the Rieklings are Falmer, they're more likely just distant relatives of goblins.
>muh /pol/ boogeyman
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just came here to post and say that I love Elves and will always defend and fight for them.
I find it funny that after all these years, this is still best male elf preset one can find, unironically.
I can answer that. To translate it in English:
>The elf’s once beautiful face is now cruelly scarred, that is the price he paid for his determination. The Aen Seidhe’s pride makes him conceal the scars, so he covers part of his face with a cowl."
Rieklings are just Rieklings, the snow elves are the falmer in skyrim.
No, they can be saved. The falmer are still fertile as evidenced by them still existing thousands of years after the dwemer disappeared. To truly save the falmer you'd need to kidnap a few dozen females and have them being bred by their next closest relative (The Altmer). Due to how genetics work all the children will be falmer, keep repeating this with the females from the next generation.
Might take a while, but you'll end up with a new race of Falmer that can be civilized.
Elves are medieval antifa and deserve the rope
What DID the dwemer do to the falmer and why?
I see. Thanks.
My memory is bit foggy on the lore, but they basically promised to shelter snow elves, but they had to accept their conditions. Apparently they had to eat certain mushrooms that made them blind (dwemer probably were hiding something that they didn't want of snow elf to see). After snow elves agreed and did it, dwemer enslaved them all and after long ass time passed, snow elves evolved into disfigured falmer we know now.
>literally everyone but their creator used them properly or at least without catastrophic results
Kangranac was a high IQ retard. Prove me wrong.
He and all of his people are now gods and you're stuck living on Nirn. How is he in the wrong again?
How can anything beat...
>We hug trees and eat dead.
>t. entire Bosmer lore
...in terms of worst, when it comes to lore?
Oh, I will
Proof?
> when your attributes get permanently boosted after wielding wraithguard
I broke Morrowind so bad I was fucking invincible
>that one guy that spent the whole day sleeping non-stop in the game before treating his corprus
Most, but there are some pockets of snow elves still in existence.
I RP as a Dwemer-savvy mage with a one-eyed Falmer assassin waifu
Would be cool if the model changed
Sotha Sil not only knew how to use them but also built his own set of Tools and Heart of Lorkhan to power the Clockwork City. He was leagues ahead of Kagrenac.
ELVES ARE NOT FOR LEWD
YOU FUCKING SAVAGES
Yes they are
>tfw all wraithguard models outside morrowind look like ass
>even the CC version is laughably pathetic
sad
>falling for the elf meme
When is Ysgramor coming back to finish the job?
tell me about dagoth ur
why does he wear the mask?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Sybille is edgy as fuck but elves are OP in that game
How about this?
That would be better if it had a reflective dwemer metal sheen. Looks like leather or cloth in-game
What ENB do you use?
>"nerdy" Morrowind poster
>korean MMO elf years
Get out
Don't talk to him. That's the demented elf larper. He posts shitty fanart in every elf thread.
based thread
Fool, that's what they want.
How dare someone post TES elves in a supposed TES thread.
That was never an elf. At least it's video games this time.
I've experimented with a few but the overarching problem remains it doesn't really look like a convincing dwemer artifact, but instead a plastic or cardboard replica. I just don't feel it quite lives up to the original.
a man needs a name
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sou desu ka
WHO
Dark elves have ears like that, retard.
not that guy but no they don't
ears in that pic are full on animu handlebar elf ears lmao
>t. casual shitter that hasn't played Morrowind
Fuck you faggot
What are you talking about? They were still upswept in Morrowind. Not horizontal handlebars like Korean elves.
Obligatory
Oh, right. I thought you just meant the ears were too large. Sorry, my mistake, good sir.
Kek
Obligatory shitpost you mean.
Get that stick outta your ass elf larper lmao it's just a funny comparison
this one really says a lot about society
I'm still waiting on one that uses the original wristguard
ok
figuratively imagine the smell....
Whoa buddy let me post the accurate version
Elves are literally MADE for WHITE HUMAN DICK.
>when your race is dying so fast you start fantasizing about elves instead
That >muh human dick is actually just an excuse for white and asian people to behave like blacks.
>TES
>white
FPBP
It's the other way around in TES. Direnni breeding the Bretons etc.
nice tummy
would cum on
Ayleid kings also had human concubines IIRC. One of the reason why the Nibeneans are good at magic like the Bretons.
t. canon faggot who takes cock up the ass
No that was left ambiguous shut up
so tes mer are literally jews?
>complains about trannies
>posts Alex Jones
Bet you jerk off to getting pegged by them faggot
Only the Dunmer. They even have their own version of Moses, exodus, Roman occupation, the sacking of Jerusalem/homeland destruction which forces them to disperse across the land. They also have the whole "God(s) are testing us with suffering" that the modern Judaism prescribes to.
But that statue was made long after those three losers got fucked out of existence.
who the fuck deleted this
Despite all the memes Vivec never achieved CHIM.
Finally.
Ugly ESO-esque
No, but everybody thinks he did, and it's all that matters
Sotha Sil saw through both his and Alma's bullshit. Also most Ashlanders never believed their propaganda.
What's happening?
>LITERALLY
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Redguards are the problem
The most based of humans next to nords who even after the nords go full retard and civil war still hold on to the empire in some way fighting the thalmor are a problem? Neck yourself you turbo faggot
what was it
well since hes like what 595 id say thats good
>subhuman mer for the first time sees the glorious imperial capital
FUCK DAGOTH AND FUCK THE TRIBUNAL
Dunmer poster is based beyond all comprehension
Based /pol/nigger lorelet
White-Gold Tower was made by the elves.
You best your ass I would
Gimme a qt Dunmer waifu
God, I wish we got to hang out with Iorveth again
kys li*Ard
No way fag
>Elves
>implying humans aren't the muttrace of fantasy
But keep shitposting.
Thank you, I shall.
Let's be real, nobody would stick their dick in this thing
>both are black
Grin/10
i would
based
Based elfposter, doing the Lord's work
>chain up falmer bitches in an abandoned shack
>cast illusion spells on horny Altmer bros ready to breed
>they think its an elf only brothel
>????
>profit
>best girl is an elf
imagine being so autistic you have to post your gay collection any time someone mentions they like female elves
video games
This probably wouldn't have happened if it was actually a video game elf. Or not some dumb fanart. Or modded big titted cows. Or just outright porn. Or not happening in a shitposting thread about killing elves.
Elf threads are truly fucked and I blame everyone of you.
Don't imagine, just be grateful you're not that much of a fag
While screaming "video games! video games! shitposting!"