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need proof

reminder Astolfo only crossdress because he's just randumb like that and he's in fact 100% straight

Then you deserve love and affection.

>not sucking off your bro as a prank
do you even meme?

it's still straight if it's just a prank

need humanity

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need head

post bussy

Amazing trap ahead

Then you're ugly

toot

How come Asians all live in these tiny cardboard box apartments? So depressing. Is this just in cities?

I hate how I'm disliking traps more and more because of how they attract the mentally ill. Shota and traps are almost a sure sign of mental illness nowadays

A tv and a couch is all you need so why bother paying premium for more useless space.

Americans live in cardboard houses too.

Dude just ignore the fanbase. It's not a multiplayer game.

as we get closer and closer to the right side of history quirky minds will become the majority, and that's a good thing

But I'm a discordnigger and they are always there. I post a cute image and two people always say
>lol that image is totally me
>I'm gonna cosplay as a trap
>the one sucking dick in that image is literally me!
They all have the exact same personality, have the exact same opinions and kinks, and say the same things every day. So when I see trap hentai I just think of all those faggots.

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>Using discord
>Letting 3d shit alter or condition you when looking 2d shit
There's your problem.

here's why

nobody:
me: uwu

What genetic materiap do they use to make the embryo?
Whp is the womb take from/how do they grow it so it's not rejected by the body.
How does the womb function without necessary female controlling hormones which would alter the appearance of the person?
How does he breastfeed?

me in the center

I just came in his ass and that's what happened

Unlike what your chinese cartoons may have lead you to believe, cooking is not hard.
Given that Astolfo is reasonably competent and intelligent, he is probably decent.

Astolfo is a bit of a dolt.

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>reasonably competent and intelligent

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Seeing F/A and F/GO Astolfo is really different. He was an alpha chad in a skirt in Apo that everyone wanted to fuck, and he's just meme trap man in GO.

GO reduces every character to memes for the sake of pandering.

He doesn't even ever appears in the story in FGO.

He was always meme trap man, ripped Astolfo was a manga/anime invention

Agartha?

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>draw a girl
>call it a boy
>get more money from the merchandise than if it was just a girl

He has his own trap gf in GO though.

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I'm on NA bro

>trap on trap
oh yes

How's the game?
Can i play as Lancelot?

Astolfo was made for a straight man.

a better question: which one of the girls is the top?

i trust my boy Astolfo, i'm betting on her

>girls

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i would fuck both with my straight cock

Astolfo prefers being on top

d'Eon can switch genders too, imagine him pregnant with Astolfo's child, they would make good mothers

Post more traps.

>draw a cute girl
>realize they already have 100 of those in the series
>call it a boy instead
>character becomes remarkably popular

brilliant

elves are the ideal mythological beings to make traps

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does the vita port run fine?

>Astolfo is reasonably intelligent

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>ywn massage Astolfo's nuts

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Hot. Post more. With less clothes.

game where you can romance astolfo when?

>you will never untangle astolfo's testicular torsion

based

traps are the enablers of trannies and femboys. retards don't realize traps only look hot because they're not real. anime needs to be banned and girly boys should learn to be manly

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when Astolfo gets serious, he can get the job done. He just portrays himself outwardly as a joker to lighten the mood for people.

Why cant real life trannies look like that.

Because girls exist

Because real life sucks

because people don't allow them to take hormones sooner in their lives

That would just make them ugly.

this

hormones make them bald

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the dream girlfriend of any self-respecting straight male

what if they're after the dick but don't like balls

do they get pistol whipped?

Why are displaced eyes so rare in beat-up pictures?

Disgusting.

>trap
You cisshits are really reaching. Astolfo is a mtf trans.

Because she isn't a trap? Like its actually a girl.

>mtf

if you're going to bait, at least they the truth. she's a non-binary

He's a crossdressing male.

Shimakaze is a girl (female) who got memed as a girl (male) somehow.

Astolfo is a real girl (male).

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feminine phimosis gamer cock
cock ribbons and ballsack bras

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>She's a crossdressing male
FTFY.

>phimosis
disgusting
>ballsack bra
what

>another tranny thread that will hit bump limit
Bssed incompetent mods for pushing a leftist agenda

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Her VA in both the dub and sub is a female. So, you're wrong.

>incompetent
They know exactly waht they're doing

You are a faggot

>implying a boy cannot have an angel-like voice like Astolfo

Astolfo is non-binary, female-looking and female-presenting individual, making it straight to fap from a male perspective.

>Given that Astolfo is reasonably competent and intelligent
Literally suffers from Evaporation of Sanity.

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>he says while posting in a trap thread
lol

He has a dick and you're gay.

>making it straight to fap from a male perspective.
Mah niggah.

Then you're in for a treat next singularity.

tummy

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Yeah says a lot about the absolute state of trannoids doesn't it

i'm straight as an arrow, pal.

bet you think fapping to this is straight, what a warped reality

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only a straight man can handle this

>"teaching kids that sex with adults is pedophilia and grooming"
>"literally drugging them into being the opposite gender is not"

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>draw a female character
>say that it has a dick

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>right looks better
>also has cowtits

i feel sorry for the girl on the left

Hormones are not a magic sex change potion you retard.

he's a tranny

hormones only make cuteboys bald, fat and suicidal

>no playable d'Eon

waste

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>girl

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looks like a girl, it's a girl according to my dick

The frogposting spammer created over 30 threads last night all starting with the same thing. If you want your shit to stay up you got to be more subtle like the faggots.

tl:dr newfag faggots from r/the_donald don’t know how to spam Yea Forums

nigga
Saya is a cutie

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>Astolfo is cooking you an omelette
>it smells pretty good and seems to be going pretty well so you leave the kitchen a second to put your phone on charge
>evaporation of sanity kicks in
>come back and there's a gooey mess resembling scrambled egg on your plate that smells strongly of squid, he tells you that it's mayo fu yung and to dig in whilst egg batter and something else drips from underneath his apron
Great idea, user.

Land space is super expensive in the big cities in japan
Or have this stupid law that when the land change owners because the original owner died, a part of it must be given to the government like in tokyo
This creates these tiny ass areas that are super expensive to own and it's all you get to build your house on
This might give you some insight
youtu.be/4fEeh-8OFT8

Sorry, but hormone technology is not advanced enough to be indistinguishable from magic.

>S3 never ever
>spin-off is about the megane salary woman prequel
reeeeeeee

Probably because magic doesn’t exist.

In his original story he only crossdress to let his bro fuck him
Yeah, he is totally straight

That's the spirit

at least we dont get to see her cry

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> The frogposting spammer created over 30 threads last night
Proof? I don't see that in the archive. Cite your sources, you fucking dogshit lying tranny.

Now let's take a look on your post history.

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You’re in denial about being any different, faggot.

The orange hair implies Astolfo had a child with Gudako, which means the accompanying diagram is not just anatomically false, but also contextually incorrect.

I want to suck his cock

His legs

i don't lust after testicles, i like Astolfo in particular because he's a female design with a feminine personality, but one or two boyish traits

as a straight man, if the character were a female i'd still like it too

To be fair the tranny thread was at least remotely videogame related while the one telling the truth about mentally ill faggots was full on "/pol/ outside of /pol/"
Although, it's true that the jans have a clear bias for faggots, hell I've even seen posts with well constructed and fairly respectful counterarguments against homosexuality get deleted for no apparent reason

>two pairs of shoes

Fucking slut

What turns me on most about astolfo is he only has one mating hole so I don't have to choose

>not lusting after Astolfo's testicles
What are you, gay?

>she has a figure of herself

>That moment when you feel an instant connection to your ancestors

>she
Astolfo is a cute boy.

Homosexuality was a mistake.

A fun mistake.

testicles are disgusting, but i'm aware Astolfo's feminine balls are high quality and full of very potent seed

>it is video game related if you make a tranny thread on Yea Forums
Based mentally ill faggot

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hormones won't change bone structure

>not wanting to suck on Astolfo's balls
You disappoint me, user.

Meowie didn't make those threads, but every time he sees a thread with a trap/tranny/femboy on the OP he posts his butt.

He's a slut. but a good fellow.

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>I've even seen posts with well constructed and fairly respectful counterarguments against homosexuality get deleted for no apparent reason
Maybe because no matter how respectful your demeanor is or how well-constructed your argument is, pretending a fact isn't a fact is retarded. Water doesn't make you or the frogs gay, fags don't choose to salivate when they see dicks. Gays are everywhere in nature by default, whether you like it or not

i would rather see Astolfo sucking mine

And after he's done, you return the favor by sucking his.

Well that's like your opinion man

disgusting

>And after he's done
i'd rather do a 360° and walk away doing a moonwalk

boys make better girls than girls

That's rude.

daily reminder testosterone is more powerful then estrogen
test can change your face shape and body shape estrogen cant

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does liking astolfo make you gay

Better cardboard box apartments than having to live in gulags like people do in SF.

Random egg cell with DNA from the host inserted + sperm.
Artificially grown with cells from the Astolfo.
He's gonna grow some small HRT tiddies.
See above.
The future will be scary.

trap and trans are the same thing sweaty

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Yea Forums is and has always been a trap board, maybe invasive elements from other corners of the inernet like you should leave since you clearly do not belong here.

>billion dollar franchise
>still make low budget piece of shit games with low poly models from the PS2 era

You'd be amazed how much money you can make just by modelling low poly cute girls and guys in this case

It's like all those shounen arena fighters. People will by it regardless of actual quality.

where is the bulge

Based mentally ill faggot pushing an agenda

Charlemagne was unironically way too fucking cool to be in an anime series.

No it doesn't, this is a stupid meme.
Male balding is caused by a converted form of testosterone, which trannies will have very little of. Female pattern balding, despite the name, can also occur naturally in men (and about 15-30% of women have it to some degree). Trannies that lose their hair are either not taking the correct hormones, are very unlucky (female pattern baldness) and/or are doing other retarded shit to themselves (drug/alcohol abuse, not eating properly, etc.)

Quick question. How well does this game run?

is the ps4 version censored or do i have to buy the switch version?

God I wish that were me

she was tucking it

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>this happened to me as a kid

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look at this underage newfag and laugh

Why does Japan keep shoving gayshit to us?

I still remember how Bridget almost destroyed my sexual identity like 20 years ago.

unf

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some do but very rarely

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ironic shitposting is still shitposting

w-which one user?

both

That's just a girl with something stuffed down her pants. Not a boy.

>Fate Extra: CERO B
Understandable, pretty tame
>Fate Extra CCC: CERO D
Amazing that it even got away with just that, and I'm not just talking about the lewd imagery, the writing is full of landmines too.
>Fate Extella: CERO C
Understandable, some fanservice but not that much.
>Fate Extella Link: CERO D
Why? Did I miss something? It seems tamer than the first Extella was.

Seems both Extellas got rated T by ESRB so they probably don't get it either.

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If only user. That is a despicable woman playing pretend for attention.

>and something else drips from underneath his apron
ITAKIMASU

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fine by me at least fake dicks are not gay

Yup, we resetera now gentlemen. Try talking to any of the mods on the IRC too and they will permantently ban you.

These people will hang

return from once you came

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Imagine the taste.

girlfriend material

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>it's an ironic weeb and sodomite thread

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Ironic?

Who fucking cares bro, it's not like kids would ever be interested in a game like this.

anal doesn't count as sex

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>Did I miss something? It seems tamer than the first Extella was

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not a male and underaged

What a sinful lizard

It's not censored, there's not really much lewd in the game anyway.

C

Reminder that Gilgamesh is a fucking battery

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Lol I sucked off my friend once, I told him it was a joke. we laughed.

this is too gratuitous

sony is right

>the writing is full of landmines too
What the fuck am I reading?

liz love?

What is he supposed to do, shit the baby out his asshole?
Trapfags are pathetic

Reminder that he is pretty much just asking for it.

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>no ass

user... how do you think niggers are born?..

pornhub.com/users/meowiecat/videos
twitter.com/wowie_meowie

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You're late.

It's only 8am here, cut me some slack.

Go eat some breakfast before shitposting.

I'm not hungry yet though.

Then just eat a banana or something.

>Astolfo will never fuck Meowie or vice-versa

Bananas are basically just straight up sugar, as much as I like them, I try to avoid them.

Then just eat an apple or something.

eat my banana instead

Is Extella LINK worth buying?

Apples are even worse. Most fruits are actually pretty bad for you.
Huh, I don't follow. Can you be more descriptive?

Uhhh... then just eat uhhh... an orange or something?

Discord trannies need to die

benis :-DDDDDD

Fruit should only be eaten as a dessert user...

Well then what should be eaten for breakfast?

I usually have a protein shake for breakfast.

Artist name? I couldnt find it with saucenao or yandex

only if you like both musous and fate characters

Sounds disgusting. I'll stick with bananas and apples.

The protein powder I have right now is banana cream flavored actually. It tastes really good.
That's exactly what I do in my video though if you didn't see! It would have been longer and I'd have drawn things out a bit more but that video had to be done fast for a few reasons.

Will you ever do more stuff? You’re one of the hotter traps out there.

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if more gays looked like this meowie and had a femme face, i would maybe cogitate going bisexual

stereotypical gay shit like body hair and rugged skin are disgusting to look at, meowie's video is watchable wthout wanting to puke

Eventually I plan to, yeah. Probably in a few more months.

Do one now with your buff arms.

No user, that's gay.

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Yes, and?

I might get buff once I can't do the cute feminine crossdressing boy thing anymore, so maybe you'll have your wish in a few years.

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reminder meow is a mod

I'm looking forward to it.

I am not.
Once that happens I'm gonna go full man mode, so you better be prepared.

What original story?

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>full man mode
disgusting

I don't know if it's possible to be prepared for that.

I'm not going to try to force it once I can't be cute anymore. Then I'd just be like those ugly obvious trannies that don't pass but still try to go out as girls anyway.
You need to steel yourself, there won't be any more soft girly Meowie when that happens.

Getting nervous just thinking about that. I'll never be ready for it but I want it to happen.

>orbiting a mentally ill drag queen over the internet
Cringe

I just want to see his arms, man.

i'm hetero, but Meowie makes my dick hard as diamonds when i'm on no fap

Why do you want that so bad anyway user? If you like me now for being soft, feminine and cute, why would you want to see me become more manly?

Roland was in a full incel rage after getting turned downed by a girl. Astolfo crossdress the calm his berserking ass down, then they proceed to fuck some bitches and hoes.

>have a fetish for girly boys with big dicks
>very little art of that

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I don't even know. It's one of life's greatest mysteries.

It doesn't sound wise to be looking at porn while trying to refrain from masturbation.
Someday you'll have your wish user. Time takes it's toll on everyone.

Time won't take a toll on you, it will make your supreme masculinity even greater.

it's IMPOSSIBLE to not look at porn while on Yea Forums, even on a blue board

Let's be honest, I'm not a very manly man and I think even when I get older and can't do the crossdressing thing anymore, even if I get really buff, I don't think I'll be particularly manly.
You don't HAVE to click my links when you see them. You know what they are.

i find you kinda cute

You're just as manly as you need to be, buff or not.

>its acceptable for faggots to shill their porn videos on Yea Forums now

Damn this board is outta control.
What's next, ERP posts?

That's very kind of you user, but not a good excuse! Avoid things you know will tempt you!
I'm not there paragon of masculinity. I'm also not manly enough to find a boyfriend.

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Judging by the response you get in every thread you post in there are lots of potential boyfriends. Atleast one of them has got to be a decent person, right?

Of course. I'm sure plenty of people here are nice. I'm not willing to date someone I can't see regularly in person however, so I'd have to find someone that likes me that lives near me.

Where the hell do you think you are?

This thread has been up for 7 hours.
S E V E N H O U R S
The mods and jannies let blatant trap/tranny shit up even if you report them. And what's funny is that you may get banned for reporting these threads. Make a thread with, for example, videogame boobs or something and watch it get deleted within an hour. But shit like this gets left up for seven hours.
The mods and jannies are fucking trannies. Fuck them all.

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Good luck on your search then.

They also let meowie and his orbiters shill his porn page with no punishment whatsoever

corrected Astolfo is pretty good

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Is there a word for a person who wants to be multiple people?

Thank you very much user. I don't think I'm actually going to find anyone, I'm too much of a shut in, I don't meet new people often at all.

Come on now, don't think like that. You can always try to get out more often. I know it can be hard but if you take it one step at a time you'll be successful.

beni go in both bagin and buhm

I wouldn't even know where to find other gays other than like gay bars and the like, but I don't think I'd want to date the kind of guy to go to those.

There's a janitor who is a huge twink/trapfag and babysits these threads. Try posting anything to derail or kill the thread and watch it being deleted while he leaves the rest of off-topic posts up.
The worst part is that he spends so much time here that he doesn't notice when the rest of the board is collapsing due the amount of shitposts.

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If you never try you'll never know. Even just making connections with other people who aren't gay might lead you to find someone.

Possibly, but that's a lot of effort to change myself. I think I'm just going to stay alone.

I know that staying alone is the easy way out, but I like to believe that putting in the effort to change that is worth it.

It probably would be better but I'm a pretty low effort person. I'll live with being alone.

is this dlc?

Change only happens if you want it to. Hope you'll be happy either way.

No, it's trash. Buy an Astolfo plushie instead.

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LITERALLY best girl

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>Avoid things you know will tempt you!
you confuse me a little bit. you have some distinct female-like features, must be some kind of genetic condition

your girly personality adds fuel to the fire. i really don't like men, but i'm a little gay for you

its almost like she is a better girl then boy

Astolfo is the best girl AND boy

no one can compete

clothes and hair color aside astolfo actually looks like a dude

sorry but best boy is Alexander the Great

would suck her small boobs 24/7

>clothes and hair color aside astolfo actually looks like a dude

wtf i love dudes now?

Yeah, like 2 bucks or so. Each character has at least one unlockable costume but the rest are DLC.

>tfw limited trap belly bulge porn
Suffering.

holy shit bart simpson is trans..

Or they use female voice actors for young male characters frequently in the industry, you can't use a young boy voice actor because
1: working with children is awful
2: their voice will change in a few years and get deeper so you can't use the same person long term
3: frequent voice cracks

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yes, it's the swimsuit DLC

at release the price was $1.99 (each) for Astolfo or any of the girls and $0.99 for the dudes, maybe it's cheaper now

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>that liz
My fucking dick

>Want nothing more in life than a part 5+ araki body and a GF to sexualize and dominate me
>will never ever get it
I just want to trap in the bedroom for a cute grill, is that too much to ask?

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Based

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> araki
> trap
yikes

LIZ LOVE

This game is so fucking short for 60$.

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