Yea Forums still likes Joseph Anderson

>Yea Forums still likes Joseph Anderson
Just lol. Imagine being this much of a brainlet when you can't appreciate Dragon's Dogma's story. Imagine actually liking Dark Souls over Dragon's Dogma. You need to have a high IQ to understand the dragon's dogma. It's basically Dark Souls (7/10 writing) done right. You need high IQ to appreciate the sophistication of the pawn system, the concept of the soul, the allusion to Lucifer/God, numerous references to the Iliad, and the constant foreshadowing of free will.

Capcom rules, Fromsoft drools.

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THE TOWN IS MAKING HIM STUPID

Good brainlet. I don't need you playing good games now.
t. Didn't understand dragon's dogma story. I thought that too when I met an NPC called the fool and quit for 2 years. Then I restarted the game and slowly realized that this game is one of the GOATS for story.

I don't know user, the insecurity oozing out of your gay OP post tells me otherwise.

t. didn't understand what I was actually referencing

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Good writing is not about symbolism or making references, you know? Also, why do you quantify "writing quality" on a numeric scale? What is a 3, what is a 5? You're being quite reductive there, and by doing so you are mirroring the shittiest aspects of Joseph Andersno's shitty videos.

In any case, what do you think is it that Dragon's Dogma executed so well? I really liked the game, mind you.

Anderson and HB Bomberguy are both overrated autists.
Nobody here defends them.

I don't watch post-ironic garbage.
>Good writing is not about symbolism or making references, you know?
There is more to dragon's dogma that I don't care to mention. For instance, the choices you make have an impact on the story. It's the small choices that have the biggest impact however. I feel that the Arisen's Beloved is one such choice you make for the game. When you fight the dragon, if you kill her then you get a special ending. You could also choose to remain a bachelor if you so desire to. There is also the matter of helping Aelinore when being strangled. You could have chosen not to help her you know. I also really enjoyed the subtlety of the dragon not causing ANY harm. Because you dared defy the dragon in Cassardis you become the Arisen.

Then there is also the instance of the dragon's dogma itself. None of what you do in the game matters. Grigoria frequently contrasts between destiny and free will.

>Also, why do you quantify "writing quality" on a numeric scale? What is a 3, what is a 5? You're being quite reductive there, and by doing so you are mirroring the shittiest aspects of Joseph Andersno's shitty videos.
To get across the quality of writing (in my opinion) to the layman.

>I don't watch post-ironic garbage.

Then why did you spend time watching Josephson's DD review?

Not to mention the helplessness you get when you try to ask your pawns what the right thing to do is. You have no one but your moral compass to guide you. In Dark Souls your morality doesn't really matter.
I watched 5 minutes of it and wanted to make a thread about how dishonest the review was.

>Not to mention the helplessness you get when you try to ask your pawns what the right thing to do is. You have no one but your moral compass to guide you. In Dark Souls your morality doesn't really matter.
I don't get your reasoning here. Why is the situation different for these two cases?

After the Mario Odyssey video he went completely bonkers

Devil May Cry 5 > Devil May Cry 3 > Bloodborne > Devil May Cry 4 > Dark Souls 3 > Sekiro > Dark Souls 1 = Demon's Souls > Dragon's Dogma > Dark Souls 2 > Scholar of the First Sin > Devil May Cry 2

Dragon's Dogma is so close to being amazing. But it is sadly the perfect 7/10 game.

p.s. that tier list is itsuno versus miyazaki. i realised i fucked up by adding dark souls 2

i dont care about listing the two armored core 4 titles or the vr game.

Holy shit this is retarded. Are you actually Joseph?

Joseph Anderson is a poor man's MathewMatosis

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Am I retarded for thinking Devil May Cry 3 was unrivaled as the ultimate action game until Devil May Cry 5?

>dishonest
Go back to Yea Forums, trash.

>The biggest problem with Dark Souls 2 is that there aren't enough opportunities to hang niggers by their subhuman necks, doing so would allow the mechanics to shine and improve the game world
Holy shit Matt
DMC 3 is fucking awful, 5 is the only good one. It's retarded to compare Souls games to DMC though

I don't know who that faggot you're talking about is, but DD and DS are both fantastic games and are not in competition with each other.

There aren't any sidequests from people in distress, or romance, or heroes or villans in Dark Souls. There are covenants, like Chosen Undead and Solaire. I understand that some people prefer it that way. But in my opinion, the things that make us human are the emotions that compel us to make choices in the first place. Dragon's Dogma is an entirely more satisfying game in that you, the player must make these difficult choices that aren't as obvious.

They're similar games enough to be comparable.

Matthew never said that. Defamation much?

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Based paddy

>Catherine, while interesting, suffers from the same problem all Japanese games do, and that's the fact that those gooks needed to be cooked another 15 times before they got the message.
Matt really has calmed down since his Catherine review

>Dragons Dogma "story"
Lmao that sleeping pill had a Story?

Why do you think he likes odd world so much? He views the mudokons as niggers and tries to kill as many as possible.

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>implying anyone cares about a Tripfag's opinion
Fuck off back to your Nintendo circlejerk faggot. You don't even deserve a (You).

This is the only thread I got when searching for Dragon's Dogma.
Anyone got character creation tutorials? I want to start a new file but I'm creatively bankrupt and can't get over this hurdle.
Anything's cool but I'd prefer a teacher - student dynamic between the arisen and pawn.

Check the archives of /ddg/ when the game came on PC

What the fuck was up with that quest with Aelinore? Every NPC pretends like it didn't happen.

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This is comparing Dragon's Dogma to dark souls. I thought it would be fine to list Miyazaki versus Itsuno for their works.

Also not liking DMC3 is up to subjective taste, but it is one of the greatest videogames of all time and additionally one of the few to execute an entertaining story flawlessly (except in special edition's inclusion of Jester fights). Albeit traditional and not using anything unique to the videogame/gaming mediums (e.g. Spector, Kojima, Taro). Though, I would argue DMC3's intro is perfect in showing the player how they should be playing the game.

The game did have its lows such as some enemy types and Arkham boss fight. This is why DMC5 not having any low point and better gameplay shines above it, despite the weaker story.

>There aren't any sidequests from people in distress
Dusk, Sieglinde, Siegmeyer, Griggs, Laurentius.
>villans in Dark Souls
Gwyndolin, both serpents, the four kings, Seath, argubly Nito (who did something wrong by likely introducing kindling humans to Gwyndolin somehow, instead of sacrifcing more Gods (this is why the firstborne left)).
>heroes in Dark Souls
Gough is very heroic. Artorias in his madness is still doing his job by making sure nothing corrupted leaves Oolacile.
>romance
Lautrec's awkward infatuation.

Best part about Dragon's Dogma is when it tries to stop ripping off Berserk more than Dark Souls does and does a huge homage to biblical stories e.g. the dragons acting as both temptating devils and pacifying angels. The incomplete Dark Arisen in some weird form between human and dragon and looks exactly like some depiction of satan is really great.

I personally feel no emotional connection to any character in Dragon's Dogma though. Except maybe meta wise if I made a pawn that wasnt a caricature of an online acquaintance.

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How do people make lolis or traps in this game? They usually just come out looking awful and like midgets.

>Comparing Itsuno to Miyazaki
>The only games Miyazaki was involved in was Souls
>DMC 3 faggot
>That spacing
This has to be bait

I swear I have 3 or 4 sentences before seperating a paragraph with a linebreak like twice on that post. You can't falsely accuse someone of redditspacing because you have no argument, brainlet.

>DMC 3 faggot is a redditard
Clockwork

>apples to oranges to fucking bicycles
user what the fuck

>dmc5 better than DMC3
kill yourself you fucking retard.
You dmcfaggots are insufferable

5 is better than the rest of that shit series combined, DMC is not good

Itsuno versus Miyazaki. I think Dragon's Dogma is very overrated. Like I said, I forgot to list Armored Core 4 and stupidly included Dark Souls 2.
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It is. Both are the best action games have to offer.

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God DMCfags are so fucking stupid

Forgot to mention: like I said above, comparing Dragon's Dogma to Dark Souls is the OP of this thread and this entire thread is apple and oranges.

DMC3 is one of the most complete and well executed videogames of all time. People worship incomplete messes such as Fallout New Vegas, Dark Souls and Dragon's Dogma and their imagination cloud their opinion of the game they got with what could have been.

>DMC 3
>Complete and well executed
Now I know you're fucking baiting

nobody gives a fuck you have a containment thread stop shitting this thread up.

Give me one source to them saying Devil May Cry 3: Dante's Awakening is unfinished. Are you confusing this with Devil May Cry 4?

nyuhh im a chipmunk nyuhnyuhyuh

Play the game instead of reading comments about it on plebbit

>went
He was always off his nut, just look at his bibliography

please read my post

we're not all like op
we enjoy making waifus from loli to amazon goddess and shrek looking companions.

the game is really good too, please don't take op too seriously, please please please motherfucking please

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This thread is about a shitty e-celeb who worships Skyrim and I want to talk about Itsuno and Dragon's Dogma. I really want to play Dragon's Dogma 2 and I hope it isn't a mess of a game rather than a really cool gameplay concept demo with cutscenes, with really bad quests and a re-release full of unmemorable sewers and a staircase labyrinth with good new enemy types and two good bosses.
I thought so.

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I JUST WANT A SEQUEL.
THIS GAME IS MY BABY

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>I thought so
>DMC 3fag is literally incapable of critical thinking

>itsuno vs miyazaki.
Pfft step aside mustplaylet, it's Kamiya vs Tanimura

>loli
Why? They always come out as ugly midgets, whether they are lolis, shotas or traps.

>tanimura
Who?

lol
Pls don't bully Kamiya. I legit hate how Dark Souls 2 fans worship Tanimura because he had something to do with the contrarian game. I hope I can play W101 and Bayo 2 one day!

but you can edit bone structure
are you saying that because you never found any good posters?
some goofballs would only temporarily make theirs available. the same people in top ranking pawn assists would be in those same /vg/ threads.

>DMC3fag thinks Bayo 2 is worth playing
Says it all, DMCfags know nothing about the genre

comparability =/= competition

>asks for sauce
>deflects with "R-Reddit"

>Sauce
Play the game, DMC 3 is fucking awful

Alright then fuckboi, post some good lolis/traps/shotas please

UGly

>counters with Yea Forums
>teleports behind you
>slices your neck
HEH NOTHING PERSONAL

The co-op seems fun!

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>"A game does a thing I like or don't like and here are all the examples" for 3 hours

Then why are you in a thread of people talking about games made by the same director and shitting on a faggot e celeb? You're either a soulsfag or a assblasted Anderson shill.

The Mario video was atrocious for this.

hey joseph, fuck off

Joseph is a hamster and has an ABDL fetish
Thank you for reading

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You do know that there is a slim chance of him being the actual Joseph Watterson right and more than likely he's just being retarded?

>no argument other then "F-Fuck off!"
As expected.

t. joseph

Downright hamstersonian............

Gotta admit I was really disappointed when he showed he didn't understand the Dragon Dogma story, but then again most of you probably don't either if this thread is any indication.

Why is king cerberus so fucking good bros?

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What a fucking joke of a critic.

>Yea Forumstards getting mad over things they don't understand
Sounds about right

It's not that he didn't understand it, it's that he didn't care.

I think this is actually Joseph
>N-no guys I totally understood the story I just didn't care about it

LOL

Not really, he didn't really show he had real understanding of what the story was doing, and his complaints are surface level.

>Play horror game on stream
>Reading chat
>In daylight
>When everyone in your house is awake
>Wtf why isn't this scary and I don't understand the simple story

>ABDL fetish
you're fuckin' kidding me right? no way

>numerous references to the iliad
I'm sorry what

He does, go into his discord and ask his wife if you don't believe me

why do switchfags think its story was good?

What's ABDL?

rent free faggot.

>switch port comes out of a 10 year old game
>OMG DD BAREBONES STORY IS AMAZING
ok

Fuck off snoyboi, you've clearly never been in a dragons dogma thread before today.

uh huh
not like the game came out literally a decade ago on the 360

Adult Baby Diaper Love
Its as creepy as it sounds. Most diaperfags have some serious behavioral problems, They just cant keep their autism down most of the times. I've met cool vorefags, i've met cool furfags, i've met cool footfags, I've never once met a cool diaperfag.

Jesus, but what's the proof?

apparently from his wife, from what says. I aint finding out because i dont have nor want a discord account, But i'd take it with a grain of salt until someone rolls out the screencaps

Seems like those docs are locked but googling got me good results.

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To be fair, Dragon's Dogma has a blatantly unfinished story that doesn't even get going until after the Wyrm Hunt quests and not liking that part of it is completely reasonable, even if it gives the impression that it would have been a good story if it were actually finished seeing as what there is of it is handled pretty well.

Would anyone care for a "Bon-Bon"?

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>he likes the first game
kys
it sucks aside fighting joys

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>Thinks 2 is better than 1
You're a guaranteed shitter

sorry that i don't have fetish for Sarah Palin looks, 1cuck

>He prefers the ezmode babby shit
Lmao, but sure it's game journalists that want everything easy

i will never not be angry about this
how the fuck do you fuck up this bad WHILE PLAYING

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it plays exactly the same without literal bullshit
>muh journos
they rather the series to disappear but they know Bayo fits to their crap agendas too, so they can't do shit

Except it doesn't, you're a hypocritical shitter

This post makes me never want to play Dragon's Dogass.

Except it does, you're a cockmunching faggot

>i don't have fetish for Sarah Palin
Homo

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It doesn't, 2 is casualised trash. The fact you can't see that proves you have no idea what you're talking about, not to mention you think fucking Grace and Glory are hard

imagine the smell...

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where did the matt hates niggers meme come from? I know he's irish and all but that's not all there's to it right?

It's easier said then done. If you feel that moral choices are harder than combat, then Dragon's Dogma isn't a game for you.

In his Bioshock Infinite review he made the excellent point the game never said "nigger", despite it being a "realistic portrayal" of a dark social issue. This, combined with the Sam Raimi Spiderman meme from Yea Forums leads to the Matt "lynch niggers" Matosis meme

Grace and Glory is S H I T, not hard
there's no fun to fighting these fuckheads even beyond hard
it's like calling Cerberus a fun DMC3 boss fight

>Says they ruin your PP run
>T-they're easy bro
Lmao you're transparent, fuck off shitter

I guess Yea Forums isn't so bad sometimes

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cope

I'm actually good at the game, unlike you who thinks G&G, the easiest fucking enemies is hard

Double excellent since the game is brave enough to say chinks, but not nigger

>Best part about Dragon's Dogma is when it tries to stop ripping off Berserk more than Dark Souls does and does a huge homage to biblical stories e.g. the dragons acting as both temptating devils and pacifying angels. The incomplete Dark Arisen in some weird form between human and dragon and looks exactly like some depiction of satan is really great.

The whole story is about battling with God and fate. That's why when you kill the dragon and a pit appears you are descending into what appears to be purgatory. In all honesty I can't comment that much on Dark Souls beyond the first one and could care less for the lore. I probably missed half if not all of those people that needed help as Chosen Undead.
>I personally feel no emotional connection to any character in Dragon's Dogma though.
Yeah it's the generic quests. I wish the nameless NPCs weren't all filler dialogue and you could actually encounter in the overworld like in the mining town or being hunted by bandits. Some of the main characters, like Julien and Mercedes are really interesting.

>even Hamsterdrones have given up defending him