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Swamp Cinema is the only fucking Gmod server worth "playing". Which is sad.

I'd always kill myself with console commands whenever this happened to me and it'd never not make me laugh when the thief starts sperging at me for failrp
Or I'd just drop a barrel on him

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>go cop
>drop taser somewhere
>go back to citizen
>use taser on everybody
>all cops get banned

Anyone leave their drug labs out on the roof?

Here's a more realistic tale:
>Want to tase people as civillian
>Join server, go cop
>Server doesn't have tasers
>Spend an hour joining other servers, downloading all their content, and seeing if cops get tasers
>Of course that doesn't account for servers that have a playtime requirement for certain classes, usually at least a good few hours
>Finally find a server that A) lets you become a cop with 0 minutes playtime, B) has tasers, and C) lets you drop that particular weapon
>Drop taser and switch back to civ, pick it up
>Go tase some random guy
>He calls an admin, you get tele'd to a sit
>If taser shows up on logs, you get a warning
>If taser doesn't, you insist you didn't but can't do it again for risk of getting caught

Can you stop yelling you're ruining my immersion

/r/quityourbullshit

Hey.
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Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

most of the time i'd just tell them to fuck off, die and just go back and continue what i was doing

>first time ever playing darkrp
>never played on the map so I asked for directions from a nearby person
>they offer to show me around so I hop in their car
>he says he has to stop real quick, asks if i can get out
>he aims a gun at me and tells me to give him all my money
>im still utterly clueless but not dumb enough to not know how to drop the money but I feign ignorance, so after fumbling with it for 5 minutes he has to walk me through the process of dropping money
>"alright man i think i got it, here you go"
>immediately hit the disconnect button
Get fucked you asshole, I just wanted directions

Yea Forums should have a darkrp server. That would be fun.

Welcome to my shoe restaurant, may I offer you my finest leather boots with a size 3 on the side?
We also serve free, high quality shoe polish, served inside shoes we find in the dumpster in the alley behind the building.

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You guys want a free taco?

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>haxors everywhere
>everyone kills each other unprovoked
>the few selected to be admins are autists who abuse powers and are faggots
>no one takes it seriously, failrp everywhere
>server dead within a week

no one plays gmod anymore especially since garry stuffed it with spyware
fun times though

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I really hope this post is bait, because if it isn't, then your kind doesn't belong here.

>since garry stuffed it with spyware
explain?

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GET OUT OF MY STORE

youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g

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U HAVE NO WARRANT FUCK OFF

supposedly in march he changed tos and inserted some nasty stuff

Garry left the project long before that happened