Death Stranding still teased

THERE IS NO GAMEPLAY

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Calm your tits. Its fun little thing you can do
ipadwisdom.com/2015/03/04/get-your-3d-full-body-scan-to-create-a-3d-shapify-figurine/

Like $100
There's this thing that's been floating around conventions recently where there's a 3d scanner and printer so you can get yourself a 3d printed model of yourself
The size looks like it's worth maybe $100 or so.

>It would be a constant reminder of the support that I have and accomplishments that I've made.
Literally what accomplishments are under his belt? Making a niche video game series that became loved by normies, despite what you probably think, isn't an achievement.

>spend $100 to make a figure of yourself
>display it for everyone to see
You're acting like this makes it sound any better?

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>not having a whole line of toys based on just your mascot before you even release a game

Get on Kojimbo's level.

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I honestly wonder how far his ego trip can possibly go. His name plastered multiple times on every single MGSV level was such a huge red flag that somethings not right with him anymore.

I never said that doing so wasn't egotistical as fuck but you made it sound like you were spending $300+
It's cheap shit that any Joe Blow can get for fuck all as a gimmick. It's absolutely egotistical though.

People who fund this shit are literally pic related. He might make bank off of these retards but I can't imagine he'd have a lot of self-respect.

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Narcissist

goddamn it i hate that soiguy so much i hope someone beat the shit outta him to make him cry for real good reasons, whiles streaming the beating

is this his last chance? if he fucks this game or its a failure there is no way anyone else will fund him

an absolute narcissist.

He'll rely on western journos to go "gamers are entitled" and shit.

Absolutely not, just look at david cage and how many years he's been mucking about
Sony will just keep giving him money, forever

can't wait for the endless cope threads
>movie game, there's a cutscene somewhere
>PT was better even though it was an hour long tech demo
>two hours after release... i am forgotten
>too fucking easy, i already beat it five times and i know how to do everything, worthless
>character x is a s o y boy, he's talking to a woman without fucking her!!!!!
>less than 100 on metacritic OH NO NO NO NO

user he has a built-in audience that will circle jerk about anything he puts out. Plaster something with "Kojima Productions" and it's guaranteed to make money.

The same person that would put a name on his own game, put himself in the game, created a company with his own name, claimed himself to be the "voice of the God" and made actors call him God in his game.

>claimed himself to be the "voice of the God" and made actors call him God in his game.
Source?

hes not even going to E3 user

>consistently creating beloved games is not an achievement
And what have you achieved, user?

you're right but his money burning antics are getting out of hand, I doubt even the most stupid suits at sony or other investor firms wont like seeing kojima burn their money for years larping as a hollywood star while he makes some artsy subpar game

>Still hanging out with celebrities
>Still refuses to fuck off and get hooked up by his contacts in Hollywood to finally make a fucking movie he desperately wants to make
>Still no real gameplay shown
>He's still trying to play it all off as the BIG MYSTERIOUS COOL GAME

Konami was right

Eat a fucking dick. People do this so their partner or family can remember them if they are long distance or going away for a while, or people who are terminally ill and want to be remembered through more than just pictures. Kojima is a full on fucking narcissist that needs to go away

youtu.be/GDQWl1kRs4c

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late millenials maybe, I doubt many zoomers know who kojima is

People doubting Kojima are post 2016 electionfags.
This is an irrefutable fact.

kojima being an absolute psycopath narcissist isnt even up for debate

>kojima was the only thing that made MGS great
>all those games after MGS3

i dont think so champ

In MGS4 credits he's literally titled "Voice of God"

living proof that some people have absolutely zero sense of humor

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>>Still refuses to fuck off and get hooked up by his contacts in Hollywood to finally make a fucking movie he desperately wants to make
I think he's over that phase. That, or he got rejected hard.
Sure there was a time when he didn't want to make games anymore post MGS4/PW but recently I think he realized he can just forego all the bad stuff in Hollywood and just make movie games and hire real actors and it's literally the same thing.

>HE WAS JUST JOSHIN'

>TV actors
>real actors

i dont know how you can seriously think that he actually believes he is god but ok

>Still no real gameplay shown
Fuck man I remember arguing with a Kojima fanboy on here back in late 2017. I said there's no point in getting hyped for a game if you don't even know what it plays like and he replied with "It's Kojima's game he can do whatever he likes!"

A SILENT FAULTY FEELING

Fuck the screeching haters, I'm ready for some more K I N O

Only thing that Kojima fucked up is revealing game so early. Like we knoe its tps shooter with stealth and all, its just hr probably didnt wanna reveal gunplay so early not to leave bad impression. He said last years e3 trailer was "silent one" so this supposedly should be "loud one", but will see

see

Kojimas a hack that spends the studios money on meeting celebrity’s and jerking them off

Kojumbles uses small figures of his characters to show others how he envisions a scene.
It's pretty dumb, though.

Walking simulator of course

ITT mad virgins who unironically use the word "Normies". Fucking incredible...

Hes earnt it for years games and not just for the MGS series. Hold on to your asses, before the end of 2019 he will have his new game out ready for your mom to buy it for you to bitch on here kiddies and the world will spin on...

the characters in the games are minor cameos, i wouldn't call that egotistical. the god thing is an obvious joke, or possibly a short reference to the fact that he made the game. naming a company after yourself is egotistical but nothing to get upset about

every fucking mgsv mission starts with at his name credited multiple times
tell me thats a joke too you cocksucking nigger

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I've wondered if this was a holdover from the cut mission editor MGS V was supposed to have. I imagine you'd credit yourself in your custom missions.

That's probably because he knew he was going to get fired.

He can dream but he can't into reality.
The sleeper is a hack, named Hackeo Kojimmies
His movie game is going to be a flop, this is inevitable.

Over budget
Late on every milestone
Not a particularly good game

Snoy is going to be BTFO, Konami will always be right

i'm convinced that kojimbo actually hates video games, he's still in the industry only because he still makes good money making vidya.
he badly wants to direct his own film but then realizes he actually doesn't know shit about filmmaking, so he decides to make a game that is actually a movie with shitty walking simulator 'gameplay' in it

Don't worry though, as long as people like Yongyea keep sucking his cock he'll continue making Rick and Morty 2deep4u walking simulators

Kojimasan's game confirm kino

I don't think most people do give a shit anymore.

wow, credits are SO egotistical, you are right user, i don't know what i was thinking

>credited at least 51 times in a single game is not egotistical

gameplay = Last of Us+Resident Evil2+sprinkle of MGS

i unironically want one

Konami hasn't been right about anything in years.

it's literally supposed to be styled after TV show credits as a gimmick you disingenuous nigger

You will live long enough to see him become the villain

>its a gimmick so its ok!

But I was told that Konami removed all mention of Kojima in the game!

>do a lot of jobs on a game
>Yea Forums insists you shouldn't be credited for all that work

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>featuring skull unit
>a game by hideo kojima
>made by hideo kojima
>directed by hideo kojima

Any sane developer would do it once or twice

Nobody is saying that.

People are saying it's fucking narcissistic to do it OVER FIFTY FUCKING TIMES a game.

Starring:
THE SKULL UNIT

I'm an architect
Next time I'm designing a building I'll print my name on every brick since it's my creation

>haha im retarded
fucking christ, every day I hate everyone a little more

Where do I buy a Kojima action figure?

Stephen hillenburg is in the credits of every spongebob episode. there are hundreds of episodes. SOOOO egotistical, right? you are such a retard lmao

>time travel

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An episode of a TV show comes out at the most, once a week.

A game comes out all at once. You are meant to play the game is big sittings, not one part a week. ALSO, IT'S NOT A FUCKING TV SHOW. IT'S A GAME.

THE MISSIONS. ARE IMITATING. TV EPISODES. Jesus fucking christ the iq on this board must be near absolute zero

imagine being so much of a faggot you know the name of the dude who made Spongebob and you still try to act superior by calling someone else a retard

The worst about Kojima's ego is that it downplays the effort of his entire team to just a single person.
>who made The Witcher?
>CDPR
>who made Resident Evil?
>Capcom
>who made Half-Life?
>Valve
>who made Metal Gear?
>Kojima

Doesn't make it any better, considering it's still a videogame and not a TV show.

This is the guy who had a hissy fit because they removed his name from a cover of a game. AS IF THAT'S FUCKING NORMAL TO DO.

A shit concept is a shit concept. Might as well start every mission with ending cutscene. Most importantly, it's a video game, not a TV series, not even a movie (apparently).

>THE MISSIONS. ARE IMITATING. TV EPISODES
literally nothing else alludes to that
missions dont have a self contained story. many dont have a story at all
it was just an excuse for Kojima to have his name in the game as much as possible

HERE IS THE GAMEPLAY FOLKS

>search for jar babies or other macguffin
>walk around with the backpack trying to deliver it somewhere
>watch your ghost radar
>try to avoid ghosts
>rinse and repeat

Someone who wants to test the workflow and quality for sourcing company merchandise production in-house using 3D printing and photogrammetry technology.

You use your own face to test at various scales because you're very familiar with it and it's easy to spot any production defects.

Will kojima ever top MGSV e3 2015 trailer?
youtu.be/GJVxPAiB7as