This thread might dissolve into shit-flinging, but it might be fun

This thread might dissolve into shit-flinging, but it might be fun
You know how some say that all games are political?
Name a game that you think is completely devoid of politics, and others will tell you why you're wrong

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kirby

Tetris

Rapelay

Virtua Racer

come at me faggots

tetris ds
pong
beatmania series

Pac Man

in kirby 64 there is that planet that represents earth and is dead with no humans, it means if we continue to use the planet without ecology in mind we will all die out

minecraft

Fucking

Russians

Dreamland 1's plot literally has you invading a castle to return food to the common folk

Can't tell if you meant Rare Replay or Rape Day

he clearly ment rapelay.

Isn't Kirby almost always beating King Dedede up? Doesn't that say that having kings/queens is bad and we should get rid of them or some shit like that.

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Planet robobot seemed to make fun of capitalism slightly. Also, meta knight seems like a communist. Not to mention, king Dedede could be seen as a political power.

Ghost are clearly racist ganging up on Pac-Man

pong

>rapelay.
Oh that fucking game, actually forgot that was a thing

Megaman classic

The game being made in the Soviet Union does not make it political. The actual content of the game has no mention of it..

Do we count outside material? Because Tetris being a creation of the Russians was used as a selling point

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donkey konga

grasping at straws

enter the gungeon

A cruel king wontonly abuses his power and the humble masses must rise up and take their own rightful property back. However, instead of slaying the emperor, he is simply put in check.
Anti-monarchist propoganda tempered by a desire for peaceful resolution.

There is no real control you have over your life. It is all inevitable calamity after calamity. You can do your best with what you have to try and bring yourself up by your bootstraps, but you will inevitably fail. The myth of rugged individualism is brought to its logical conclusion. Even the strongest individual will be crushed by the weight of the world. It's a jab at capitalism and non-collectivist ideology.

>minecraft
villagers are literal racist jewish caricatures, come the fuck on, Notch was never subtle

Alex exists and is very prevalently being pushed as the new and only face of minecraft by microsoft as of late.

Vermintide 2

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The problem with this is understanding the line. This will basically go down the same path of "name a game without violence" where people start blowing shit out of proportion and making up wild interpretations to fit it into the mold.

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Watch as self-employed contractors fight eachother for your amusement with no hope for rest or decent healthcare.They're all fighting for the spotlight so that one day, their name will stick out in your memory when you're browsing the medical GoFundMe pages. Socialist pro-union propaganda.

Skaven are filthy backstabbing commies coming to corrupt your decent village. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition, and we'll defeat the red menace.

This is such a dumbfuck argument. Games having political themes is not what people are complaining about and faggots know good and goddamn well this. What people are getting fucking sick of are developers/PR shmucks using marketing to stir up artificial sociopolitical shitflinging outside of the game and halfheartedly trying to ascribe such values to content in the game proper.

Gun control is fucking retarded. Play this game and see how fun these fuckin things are.

Pong

Meme Run

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Kennedy Killer 9000

Crash Bandicoot 3

The superior player will win. The strong will survive while the weak fail. Darwinist propaganda.

how dare you villager just happen to be long nosed merchants. fucking anti semite

Pong

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Alex has smaller hands than Steve.

Lots of games. People have simply disappeared so far up their own asses that they think literally anything means "political". For a game to be political, it needs to specifically address the governance of a nation. That's what the word "political" means. Philosophy, is not political. Racial/Gender relations is not political. A game that ever has any political body of any kind is not necessarily political.

So how about Mario? Mario is not political. The existence of a kingdom and princess does not make it political, because it has nothing to say on the matter.

Beatsaber.

Apart from the kremlin as a backdrop

A game that simulates the endless arguing and score keeping between two people of the same class, perpetuated by an ((((unseen overseer))))

Amplitude

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That wasn't there in the original release.

Those are fucking hilarious though

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>nobody can prove this political
you win user

Chex Quest.

But that's the fun part!

MAKE WAY FUCKING BRAINLETS

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Gex: Enter the Gecko

Battleborn

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Since Chex Quest was a mod of Doom meant to appeal to young children, there were a lot of things that had to be toned down to extreme levels during development due to the fear that the game would be too violent for young kids. The zorchers, for instance, were originally intended to look like a classic raygun, though they were changed to look like a remote control or Star Trek tricorder due to Ralston's (developer) concerns that it looked too much like a violent gun.

something something unrestricted growth is bad

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HDoom

>in kirby 64 there is that planet that represents earth and is dead with no humans, it means if we continue to use the planet without ecology in mind we will all die out

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Monkey island

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>no
Fun
>allowed

Cuphead

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Metal Gear Solid 2

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It taught me white nationalism

Left against right
About as blatant as it can get

>Race
cmon

>let me tell you what things mean despite having no proof or evidence of any kind and all of my arguments being stream of consciousness drivel pulled directly from my ass in an attempt to tangle the discussion in semantics so effectively that everyone will forget that I don't actually have a point
I can close my eyes and actually hear my English Literature prof rattling on about how LOTR is actually about the establishment and protection of the white supremacist capitalistic patriarchy and exists only to repress and enslave minorities. Thought I was done with this pseudo-intellectual bullshit when I graduated, yet here we are.

Pushing your own personal interpretation of how political something is and what those politics are onto other people doesn't make it political. It just makes you a close-minded jackass.

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>industrialization
shiggy diggy

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It's a joke thread you nigger
You know, for jokes
No one actually thinks Kirby or Tetris are offensive
You fucking dumbass, how did you graduate college

Vib Ribbon

well, looks like you won user

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Marble Madness.

Super Monkey Ball

>makes this shitty-ass thread
>doesn't even know what Rapelay is
You don't belong on Yea Forums

he's not the op i am

Frog literally on the cover meaning it is extremist alt-right propaganda

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was affected by a larger dole boycott when guards working for dole killed a pregnant worker in honduras. This only lasted a week though but the video of her killing (cops blasting through the door of her shack and killing her in front of her other children and siblings) was a popular gore video in the 00s because she pissed herself.

This thing

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thats like saying all frogs must be exterminated just because a bunch of trannys got triggered on the internet

kek