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soul

mama mia

I wanna put mario in my back pocket then forget he's there then accidentally sit on him, then have a very somber funeral for him.

Why is Mario in jail, Yea Forums?

>Would you like to hear my explanation again?

>Defendant has no opportunity to defend themselves
>Overrules an objection from the crown Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom

Isle Delfino's legal system is a joke, that trial could've caused diplomatic tensions.

she said-a she was-a eighteen!

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Isnt democracy great

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Where the fuck is this jail located? There's a cell housing a Blue Coin in Delfino Plaza, but it looks nothing like the one Mario enters. The place where the police are hanging out lead to platforms in the sky, so what gives?

oh shit here we go again!

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*

Yeah. That’s me. I suppose you’re wondering how I got myself into this mess.

Why did you blankpost?

>Democracy
>Island country
Fucking kangaroo court shenanigans and lots of incest.

sneed

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arrested for gamer crimes

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This is what Mario gets for being so racist all the time and smoking all that weed

Advancement.

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isn't that filename from reddit?

>le loli jail meme
Definitely reddit

>Sign a wide range agreement to not be an asshole in online games when you first boot up the game
>Surprised when you are banned for being an asshole in an online game and spoiling new movies
woah.

i can't even describe the feeeling this makes me feel
I'm speechless

Tfw not game master status

Why didn’t Peach declare war on Delfino?

>muh buildup
>muh 22 movies of spandexed capemen hitting eachother

>Just sits there
>Doesn’t fuck FLUDD’s mouth to pass time
Mother Mia.

Have sex, learn societal norms, don't be needless assholes.

>Banned from a video game for spoiling a movie
What the fuck has the world come to.
>It’s not run of the mill
So if it was a movie people weren’t excited for, it would be fine? Fuck off.

thanks for outing yourself reddit
now fucking fuck off