*mom walks in*

>*mom walks in*

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>comes through the door
>gets on the floor

>*dad sits down*

Fuck you, you told me you wouldn't use the spare key without notifying me first!

Maiyuri has a thick and nice butt & hips.

Mom I bought this house so I could masturbate in peace, get out.

mommy cummy

>Are ya winning son?

>oh thank goodness, I thought you were gay son!

>*mom walks in*
KYAAAA!
MOM NO ECCHI!
HENTAI!
BAKA!

>Mom slap me for watching Tuturu girl instead of best girl Kurisu

She did the right thing

>*Mom walks in*
>"I'm so glad you're interested in girls user, maybe I could show you what a real woman's body is like..."

TOSA!
SUMIMASEN!

>dad slaps you both for thinking either of them is best girl

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>tfw the only girls who are into me are fat chicks

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>tfw your mom was a closet turbonerd and watched FMA with you on Toonami every Saturday night
>Said it was the only time you weren't out of the house so you could spend time together
>But you could tell she was super fucking into it

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For me it's chicks half my age, as in very no-no. I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse.

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this is me and my dad but it was dbz on toonami

this must've been like 1999,2000. battle of the gods was on the TV recently and I caught him watching it. no way he would've been watching that if he wasn't into it when I was watching it all those years ago

Shit's compelling yo.

>dad walks in

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that's not a boy, right?
RIGHT?

This was my Dad with Yu-gi-oh. His favourite character was Kaiba

Your dad had great taste, Kaiba is the kind of character that's so dumb he circles back to legitimately great.

W-who is she chocking?

Uuhhh..

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I feel like that's the show in general. It's so ridiculous that you can't help but enjoy it

>well, at least he's not a faggot

>still living with mom

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I thought Steins;Gate was about time travelling bullshit?

>flavor of the month posters
You probably haven't even watched those twice and read the source material

Look at all that shit taste holy crap

Imagine the smell.

I know that feel, i feel like i'm gonna be an eternal shota, i have that prime Justin Bieber/twink/k-pop star look, I like it and use it to my advantage desu

>tfw the only girls who are into me don’t exist

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Why must you torture her so?

Okay, new to science adventures, never seen the anime or played through the VNs but have been interested for a while. S;G original is on sale for $12.00 on steam. Should I pick it up, hold out for when elite's price drops or just watch the anime?

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Are ya raping them son?

It can be about other things too.

And fire emblem was about houses plotting against eachother

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>read the source material
Not him, but why would that matter? K-On's source material is really lame, for example. Sometimes you're a fan of the adaptations because they're really good shows on their own

You're alright user. Good on you for keeping her company.

Original or anime, your choice (as in can't go wrong with any) never elite, elite is piece of shit cashgrab that kills both

PICK THE ORIGINAL, AND GET AWAY FROM THIS THREAD NOW

Pretty sure he’s joking

>Dad asks when the Japanese Shaman girls show up

It's a girl, it has to be. Why would she be wearing the fucking bra?

>everybody walk the dinosaur

VN without a fucking doubt. The anime adaptation is solid, but the VN is a masterpiece and it fleshes out the characters more.

I'd say it's a blessing, but I'm not you.

I actually got her to watch the K-On! movie and Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles with me and she liked it

Seasonal faggot

>positioning your pc so it blows dust and hot air at your monitor
For what purpose? It looks awkward and hides the front of your case. The back panel should face the wall, about 6 inches away from it will give it plenty of ventilation

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*dad cums in*

based dad

>mfw mayuri died the next day

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>tfw black
>only like white girls
>hate fat chicks

Guess I’ll be dying alone then

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*cums in dad*

>next week wants to introduce you to her coworker's awkward daughter

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>Tags: Shotacon, Yaoi

>"At least he's not gay"

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An argument could be made for watching the anime first to see everything in motion at a steady pace, then reading the VN to see how much more there is to the story.

Jesus Christ your taste is so fucking shit holy fuck

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