"Welcome, Sir or Madam."
"Welcome, Sir or Madam."
Bentley Hughes
Bentley Jenkins
IT'S XIR
Nathaniel Nguyen
I am ready to process our transaction.
Chase Wright
How did you get in there?
Lucas Walker
...
Ryan Jones
>Male pronoun comes before the female pronoun
Truly this is a dystopian future birth from America's most misogynistic era.
Isaiah Morgan
This always felt like an INT1 question to me.
Alexander Baker
*buys your entire stock of .45-70 Gov't then vanishes into thin air*
Ryan Wright
Ah yes, Vendortron time to sell my Deathclaw eggs yet again
Kayden Nelson
>vanishes into thin air
Video game NPCs have seen some shit.
Juan Rivera
You're not Fisto
Cooper Anderson
but he could be.
Christian Barnes
What is below the 4 little flaps right under the shining dome?
Lucas Price
a robot dick and balls.
Andrew Gutierrez
What are the balls for?
Juan Hill
>Be merchant heading to Novac with my team
>Keep being attacked by Legion and raider scum
>This one guy is just standing there, watching
>As soon as someone dies, he runs and strips the body down to its underwear, then proceeds to stand around.
>Finally make it to Novac, just me and my Brahmin, all of my team dead. At least those Legion fucks got what they deserved.
>That one guy runs up and forces me to buy all my dead colleagues stuff.
>Then he pushes my Brahmin to the ground and teleports away.
Camden Morgan
decoration. it helps with their self esteem.
Matthew Young
I wish he is
Blake Harris
>tfw no robot gf
Zachary Williams
im gonna give this merchant such a tea-bagging.
Nolan Jones
storing the robot pee