What is the Alita of Videogames?

What is the Alita of Videogames?

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Klonoa

One of the best games evrer made but sadly underperformed

Oni

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why they did this?

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Dark Souls 2, it has a higher metacritic than any other game in the series and Yea Forums has a rolling general for the game just like Yea Forums has for alita.

Based Jim always wins baby. Keep on seething Marvelcucks

>One of the best games evrer made
How many times we gotta teach you this lesson old man?

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>84, 591
Yea Forums SEETHING

CG anime eyes

>84,591 people reviewed Captain marvel
>Not even a third of that reviewed Endgame
Really makes you think

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One has been out for months the other just came out.

I can't believe I fell for the bait.

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Yea Forums got so mad when a bunch of black people won oscars this year

A great game that people love but didn't do well financially?
I'd say Skullgirls but I don't know if people actually like that game or just the porn that came out of it

what are these movies? titles?

Alita has been out for longer than either.

alita was pretty shit desu. Great world building (thanks to the mango) but those dialogues holy shit. Literally written by a 3 years old who doesn't know how people fucking speak. They lost me at Hugo going "outstanding" at the start.

Infinity war only has around 55,000

and less people saw that movie so less reviewed it

My actual fucking nigger

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>giving a shit about the oscars
Wow.

I like the game but dislike the porn if you could believe it.

Reminder that EVERYTHING James Cameron touches eventually turns into 10/10 gold, be it at theaters or later dvd/tv release. IT. ALL. PRINTS. MONEY.

>a bunch
it wasnt even that many

Aquaman and Shazam are both better than anything Marvel has shat out. DCchads, where you at.

Can't wait til the absolute kino Joker comes out and it obliterates Marvelfags with how kino it is.

Wait why do people like Alita? It’s pretty bad

Here is a picture of alita!

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dc more like dcuck

She's a woman that didn't say anything controversial like "women are equal to men"

Hitman 2
Prey (2017)
Every Nintendo game that lacks Mario and Link

And way, way, way more people saw Endgame.

Spend 10 seconds looking at the reviews for Marvel and you'll see that most of the reviews are fake. There's hundreds and hundreds of "I didn't like they cast a woman, 1/2 star" reviews.

It’s a robot in a movie.

bad how?
i can admit its not a perfect movie, but explain what makes it bad

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Very good, you're quite observant

Dilate.

because thats just how she looks like in the anime the manga the game the movie

Bad pacing
Wooden acting outside of waltz
Horrible dialog.

Set and costume design was aces though as was the CGI.

actually, the most perfect comparison i can think of is Gravity Rush 2

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>Bad pacing
the pacing was only really bad at the very end honestly
>Wooden acting outside of waltz
the only bad actor was Hugo
>Horrible dialog.
the dialog was great

Psychonauts

why do soft-brained babbys treat alita like it's anything other than hack-job shlock with a slight anime flavor?

inb4 seething, cope, have sex, etc.

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>Fox has a lawsuit by some company claiming it copyrighted the name Battle Angel in the US in 2009
>Can't find shit about this company anywhere, even though lawsuit reports theyve made games and toys using the Battle Angel title
>Finally find some small fucking website that looks like it was made by a 15 year old.
>Selling a toy that literally looks like a Chinese bootleg gundam figure

>movie that has been out for months has more reviews than movie that came out 2 weeks ago

this shit is scary

Big eyes

so does every other character because they're fucking in an anime. why didn't waltz and all those spics have giant anime eyes as well?

Probably because it was competing with captain marvel and they can’t like it because of the actress or something. captain marvel was bottom tier of the marvel origin movies but still was perfectly fine

Donut County

Katawa Shoujo.

Don't use this cuck as a reaction image, okay?

Didn't Alita bomb?

it's literally a running joke/forced meme on Yea Forums

years ago Yea Forums realized that redditors don't like James Cameron because he hasn't made a good movie in god knows how long aside from 3 trillion billion dollar smash hit: Avatar, so to STICK IT TO LE REDDITORS Yea Forumsniggers decided it would be hilarious to treat everything he makes or produces now as the second coming of christ and since Ashita flopped like the dogshit it is, instead of dropping the joke they decided to double down

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>>because they're fucking in an anime

Only they don't. Familiarize yourself with the source material before making yourself look stupid next time.

This guy gets it.

So did The Titanic, in theaters. Years later its the second highest grossing film of all time

Over three times the sample size of End Game. A lot of people must have been interested in that movie.

My dude, you have a taste of a God

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the only thing that was big about that character was her lips
why did they have to do that to her EYES

To have a deflection against accusations of constantly sperging out about femoids. Alita is an anime waifu and quite inoffensive, probably 70% of Yea Forums bringing her up never even saw the movie.

Yes, its another dumb YA shit.

marketing
it worked

Have you been living under a rock?

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>Women are equal to men
>controversial
I know your post is bait, but there's actual incels who believe this stuff

A mediocre game with a rabid fanbase who get upset when you say it's mediocre?
Probably RDR 2.
Seriously though, Alita was only slightly better than the GiTS 2017 live action movie, and that movie was fucking awful.
The west needs to stop trying to adapt anime/manga, the only non-Japs who can adapt anime/manga to live action are Koreans, as we've seen with the original Oldboy (and confirmed with its awful 2013 remake).

seriously? even i think it looks fucking stupid and i still watch anime

Aw yeah

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doesn't matter if it's good or not, as long as it makes it in the news / makes people talk about it

>caring about leftist propaganda smorgasbord capeshit

>we get a fillia clone
>we get robo fortune
>people who voted for Beowulf don't even play the game
>Beowulf is such a shit character that even a loli with a sword stole the spotlight in his own story mode
>nobody plays online anymore
>lab zero wasting their time and budget on some shit calarts looking rpg game instead of adding more new characters on skullgirls
>mike z being a greedy circumsized semite as usual

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>vigilante defenders
Yikes.

Saying it isn't controversial, but shoehorning it into literally every fucking medium after two generations had already grown up taking it as a given really poisoned the well

>big corporations twist copyright law to fuck over everyone and extort money from every possible enterprise
>big corporation runs afoul of the bullshit they set up and might have to pay out a few thousand dollars
Oh no poor babies. We should start a kickstarter so Fox can fight these charges!

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The group suing them literally exists for the sake of filing frivolous copyright lawsuits by allegedly filing trademark on shit before other companies can.

Like, they filed trademark on Moana before Disney could because Disney was too stupid to trademark it BEFORE the movie was made.

They did the same after Independence Day 2 was announced and before trademark had been filed

Avengers Endgame, Captain Marvel and Alita Battle Angel. I haven't seen Captain Marvel but Alita and Endgame are okay brainless action movies. Worth a watch if you're bored.

I don't understand how can someone call something mediocre and perfectly fine in the same sentence
Do you value your time so little that you watch bad and mediocre shlock
If something is bottom of the barrel it shouldn't be worth watching

>Disney is behind nearly every expansion of copyright protection and the erosion of public domain
>a few chickens come home to roost
my heart goes out to them

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boo fucking hoo
I can't blame people for beating these giant corporations at their own game to make a few shekels

>First vidya fap was to this case

to help her standout
it honestly isn't so bad and she even looks fine next to humans

Slap City.

>We Live in a Society
>Rise Up!

It's the other cyborgs that really look weird with their human faces slapped onto what's essentially a Michael Bay Transformer body.

Whenever I see a movie that relies heavily on CGI I keep thinking that the technology just isn't quite there yet. I felt that way when I saw Alita, I felt that way when I saw Aquaman, I felt that way when I saw Avengers Endgame just yesterday. It looks good, sure, but it doesn't look real.

Why is Yea Forums such a shitty board?

this guy knows his stuff