Feel nothing but anger while losing

wouldn't even be mad if this happens to me. This shit breaks the monotony and makes the game entertaining.

Demon's and Dark Souls just made me realize I'm a full fledged asshole. I get off by ruining the fun of other people and I literally can't stop. I laughed myself to tears when DaS 2 just released and I'd lay my sign down before the pursuer's fight, then get summoned and instantly run for one of those arbalests you could fire and kill the host with it.

A shame they started pandering to reddit onions munchers and nerfed the fuck out of invasions with each passing sequel.

>lose to someone in a video game
>get an erection

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the rat covenant at release is an experience I will never live ever again. A covenant with not just one, but two full areas designed to fuck with your phantoms is one of the best ideas From ever had.

>getting mad at electronic toys for kids
imagine being this much of a faggot

That's why I never played those games as human or summoned people: I didn't want to be used by people like you.

>he plays without a constant erection

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Bloodborne was the beginning of the end.
I don't think we'll ever get invasions again.

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There isn't a single thing in my life that doesn't make me mad.

Do anime tits make you mad?

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off-model porn gets me mad

It's not about winning or losing. It's those close fights. The hype from getting a double knockout or being someone who you gauge as better than you. The high from those is unlike any other.

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>Only time I feel proud with my self is when I win in a fighting game that I'm shit in
Skullgirls really just ruins my fucking day

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>It is as normal as it fucking gets
Frustrated? Sure. Angry? No, that's not normal.

>playing medieval combat game
>do fucking shit and flat out don't want to play anymore
>force myself to go back to the game next day because sunk cost fallacy, join a frontline server
>it's full of shitters like me and i begin dumpstering people
>have fun for 5 hours

How? The only point in playing online games where losing sucks is because winning feels pretty good, if you don't feel anything why even bother?

This is how every dark souls player is

sauce

you might have schizoid personality disorder

the games i play, i basically only play for that once in a rare while feeling of 10000 IQ big brain outplaying that just feels amazing.

that, or just fucking somebody up who deserved it because they were taunting and messed up.

>Make any kind of mistake, video game or not
>twitch chat in my head insults me and tells me to kill myself

why me

Swap to single player games, see a therapist and have sex.

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>playing multiplayer shooter
>teammates can shoot just fine but don't go to the objective
>we lose because nobody tried to actually accomplish the goal of the gamemode

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having fun by taking it from others are never sustainable

this is how shitposters think

>disorders won't let you be happy only sad or angry
what kind of sick god made us

>everyone
"omg everyone just care about their k/d fucking noob....."
>also everyone
"shut up you're below me on the leaderboard you can talk when you're good"

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this

I pity the fools who don't go on manic episodes.

>find something new
What if it happens with all games I play?

This pedantic idiot wrote this out thinking it made him sound smart

>Try to finish every game I play as fast as possible instead of enjoying it so my "hours played" is low on steam so when people see my steam page they think I'm elite as fuck

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I genuinely wonder what the purpose in nature is of adulthood. Everything sucks and nothing is fun anymore. I have to work so much harder to have fun than I did 20 years ago.

Also pubic hair in the ass crack. Why? I think it's a good argument against both evolution and intelligent design

>when people see my steam page

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>it's just a game bro, don't take it seriously
>he has trouble in game and breaks his mouse in rage.
>"I just want to punch someone right now."
Am I supposed to be afraid of you? Come over here and I'll take out my bad day on your hippocritical, preachy ass!

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Exactly. What is wrong with me.

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>It's not normal
have you ever watched the people at a football game?

popular =/= normal

Yeah I used to play Dead by Daylight with a few friend of mine but they suck major donkey dick and kept feeding killers.

I am having way more fun solo queuing and escaping 90% of the time. Sometimes its your friends you need to abandon and not the game.

>Play multiplayer game
>Pull my weight on my team
>Lose anyways
>Can still be happy knowing I did my job

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consider what "normal" means you fucking idiot
there's no golden standard, it's all averages.

How to think like a child.

cope

>Sometimes its your friends you need to abandon and not the game.

I laughed hard than I should have at this.

I always try to finish the fastest i can to know the end of the story, i never enjoy the games i am playing beacuse i need to know what happens. It's a pain in the ass.

I imagine it has something to do with being a complete fucking loser.

>Redownload LoL
>Play two games
>Win one, lose one
>Feel absolutely nothing both games

I don't know if it's me or the game but I was straight up bored in competitive multiplayer and I've been avoiding playing Smash online because it's too stressful.

I don't see what that has to do with ass pubes

me except for literally everything in life

This is why games that encourage matchmaking are cancer.

Watch every video on 2x because I care more about consuming as many as possible as opposed to enjoying the content

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I literally keep my finger on my right arrow key during just about everything I watch whether it's a movie, tv series, or an anime. I skip roughly half of everything because it's just filler.

Why is birb upset?

Had to make an omelette.

I don't see how that's a viable option if you need to "know what happens". The devil is in the details, at least with anything of any semblance of quality.

>hmm i don't find this game fun anymore
>instead of finding something fun to do im going to wallow in my misery and ruin the fun of the game for everyone else like the useless Yea Forums browing faggot i am
>WAAAHHH WHY WON"T THE DEVS LET ME KEEP RUINING THE GAME FOR EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!

The arrow only skips 1 second. Like I said it's only for pauses in actually important or relevant shit littered everywhere. Do I need to spend 5 seconds looking at an actor's face to know they're expressing whatever they're expressing? No. I got it. Let's get a move on.

Why not just read plot synopses?

>Play someone in a fighting game
>Get fucking wrecked
>Rematch them
>It's a closer match this time thanks to you changing your strategy but he still wins
>Rematch them
>You start to notice patterns in their play and manage to win by the skin of your teeth
>Rematch them
>Win decisively this time, opponent is clearly panicking at at times
>Rematch them
>Outright style on them with unoptimal/experimental shit and still win

Is there any greater feel than this?

Because there's still important relevant shit. I don't skip all of it. I just skip the shit that doesn't actually add anything to the experience. It just draws it out. Stop being a fucking autist. You know what I'm talking about.

oh lord are you THAT fucking retard? Lol

This is some gates of babylon shit

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I've been alive for a little while. I'm not going to waste even more time looking at a landscape for 20 seconds between scenes. It wouldn't immerse me if I watched it. Watching it tears me away from my immersion. Skipping useless filler keeps me more engaged and immersed.

>someone who I don't know and have never spoken to on my team is doing better than me
>feel enormous rage towards them and make it my mission to do better than them by the end of the game only because I hate them so much
why am I like this I just want to relax

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> off-model
> limiting yourself to on-model
> Porn that looks like shit in the show style
> Not being able to enjoy mountains of goods because of your brain
Damn your life must suck. Sometimes walls we put up are our own retardation
Oh? You dare to challenge me?

>the only thing you gain from winning is relief of not losing

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>having fun in video games
>browsing Yea Forums
Fun isn't allowed here. Only rage and hate are welcome.

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conditioning and reading your opponent so well that you can start inserting unsafe non-meta shit is the best feeling.

careful people might think you're serious which is how it got so bad in the first place.

Wouldn't even be mad if I encountered that in one of those honorabu arenas or got invaded by him desu.

>playing 100% oj
>keep winning
>the people I'm playing against are randos that haven't been playing long
>feel like an asshole
>if it was happening to me I would've sworn the opponent was using some kind of cheat
>they still stuck around for 3 games

This is apparently a thing with hypercompetitive people. They try to win all the time not because they feel good but because they're avoiding the crushing feeling of losing.

I think Tiger Woods or someone talked about it.

>which is how it got so bad in the first place
We don't even stream Kung Pow anymore. This board went to shit a long time ago.

A lot of successful people in competitive careers have this problem. And I do describe it as a problem because while it's beneficial for what they do 10% of their lives it essentially ruins the remaining 90% of their lives because it's impossible to turn off.

We had a Kung Pow stream yesterday.

>play against a friend in smash
>he gets fucking wrecked
>rematches me every day for 4 hours for the past 3 months
>still can't win
nothing personnel kid

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Help him get better, user. Tell him what he's doing wrong. Surely you'd have more fun against someone that challenges you, right? Otherwise you may as well just play the AI on easy.

deviants flooded in externally a while back. mods revealed to be legit corrupt and barneyfag esque retardation in the leaks. OC treated like shit, shitposters left to hold threads hostage for years (((mysteriously))) and Admin saw the ship sinking while most of the smart people left for external tribes or alts a while ago only looking back to scan for the occasional thread.

I only get angry in competitive team games.

The Samson option is the best option. Fuck everyone else

Is there a video of this one

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>Guy fucks you up with a dumbass strategy/spam
>You figure it out and wreck him but lose because it was too late and you had 1hp left
>The guy leaves after his single win

Absolute worst feeling

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He likes Lucina user, I'm afraid there's very little a zeldafag like me can do for him.

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Why is Zelda so cute bros

Close, but the worst feeling is when you figure it out but he disconnects before you land the final game winning hit.

I probably put at least 20 hours into the rat covenant, that shit was so good man. Its great feeling like the bad guy in a game, it wakes up something primal in me

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Honestly lucinatards are beyond helping.

I love when I'm playing Mercy and the megachad on the other team keeps killing me and tea bagging me then he wins and asks to add me and we become frens

>anyone ever looking at someone's steam page.
Unless someone's trying to get close enough to you to lure you out and rape you no one is checking your page.

I'm like this OP
Lately my only joy has been cheating in online games without getting caugh, I'm learning programming (which makes it feel like a worthy waste of time) and enjoying my unfair advantage over others.

>*blocks your path*

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I almost always lose the first few games like this. Honestly it does feel good to be able to adapt.

It's not about winning, it's about everyone else losing

stop playing PvP multiplayer games
stop playing arena shooters
stop playing BRs
start playing more co-op shit

This actually makes me feel good

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Fuck you.

But based.

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'Twould seem some sunlight-poisoned creatures are worthy of great honour.

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