I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMEN

>download porn based on the title
>never know what you gonna end up with

>never got any viruses from Limewire even though i dont even remember if i was dumb enough to download .exe's
>only used it for music when i could have downloaded movies and games

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based!

>8 years

Surely you mean 10 years since you've used Frostwire, and upwards of 13 years since Limewire

fyi, soulseek still exists and is probably one of the best places for pirated music right now

I think trying to do movies and games especially would be far riskier

>R@ygold
>kdquality
If you knew either of these two before coming here repent now.

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>friend invites you to a secret club

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> back when you could unironically find CP

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You must be a hot boy and/or gamer girl

Hey man, you don't always know what the hell you will find until you download it.

Those were dark days.

no one knew them at the time

I was only ever a bitGAMER pleb, and even then it's been like 6 years since that death

>trying to download movies
>always ended up getting porn vids of girls my age
I didn't know til later that I was watching legit cp

I DID, HOWEVER

>aerials.mp3.exe

Soulseek was better anyway

Frostwire was so bad it never worked

BASED

My guy lol holy shit

>Download Warcraft3ReignOfChaos.exe.rar
>Its fucking porn
>Its actual snuff
>It's actual content that I dont want to say on the internet
Man, internet back then was like fucking wild west

>have IRL internet nostalgia discussion
>talk about Napster, Kazaa etc.
>cover every single topic except the REALLY fucked up stuff
>long pause in the convo
>"H-hey, did you guys ever-"
>"No, fuck off."
>"O-ok, me neither."
>everyone just stares off into space for a while

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Was the internet REALLY better back in the early days, or is it just nostalgia at work?

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> would unironically hide my downloaded porn on the desktop with the hidden setting on

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I'm glad I never ran into those kinds porn but I'm sure I would have gotten close

Every click a gamble, every day an adventure.

Not him, but I was like 12 in those days

If it doesnt have the porn and viruses it isnt the same

a lot of messageboards were and some games you were nostalgic for that are now dead or filled with faggots.

no man's land internet is the best internet

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Better, but less convenient.

Seems like youtube's algorithm decided to advertise that video today.

haha i heard that meme from nakeyjakey vid too :DDD i dont remember that but it sound funny :DDD

I still remember getting that big tittied Lara Croft "cosplayer" video in a bus. One of my first big nutting moments.

BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST
INFO WARS.COM

even though it scarier I miss the craziness of the internet back then

better in a way of more freedom but less convenient where now it's more convenient and less freedom

oh it was better, the internet before social media took over was great, but also way more dangerous, nowdays everyone is more safe, but a lot of what made the internet special for me is gone

>Weird Al - God Does Cocaine

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It had feeling of danger to it, which I guess made it more exciting. It was also a bit more decentralized. Now 90% of people's browsing is Youtube, Twitter, Facebook, and Google. Seems like "surfing the web" is a thing anymore. But there were some drawbacks. Nowadays you can stream music and porn effortlessly. And downloads are lightning fast. And wireless technology is pretty great. So I dunno.

you sound mad

What?? Frostwire was lightspeed for the time and never failed for me.

haha im not mad i just dont know anything about limewire haha :DDD
born 2000 here

>mp3.exe

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Where my eDonkey bros at

systemofadownlinkinparkzeldaremix.mp3

?????
It’s just a blank window??

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who

It was slower, less regulated and less safe. You never knew who was out to get you. It might not even be to take something from you like a virus, people just liked to fuck with other people like every other flash video being a screamer

That being said there was an explosion of creativity at the time, Flash might have been the greatest tool for creation of the digital era

>tfw didn't use limewire so i don't know what the fuck that bill clinton audio is about
i did stumble upon the other type of "content" from time to time tho
i used ares

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>downloading random porn vids
>never found r@ygold
found alot of bestiality though
Man I miss limewire

>totally hip track.mp3.exe
>birtannyspearsextape.avi.exe

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user....

F

>EBIN JAKEY VIDEO XD

Is watching CP at 12 years old via LimeWire the defining characteristic of our generation? No wonder I'm such a mess.

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??????

F

I remember using this one file sharing client that had built it chat rooms while you grabbed files. Can't remember what the name of it was but I ended up getting so many nudes from girls in those chat rooms.

you need to configure it
don't worry, it took me 5 minutes to figure out as well

You're done for, I'm afraid.

>Real porn

I was jerking off to Princess Peach like a non-degenerate back then

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based

>dad constantly downloads shady shit and clicks on the obvious YOUR COMPUTER IS INFCETED CLICK HERE TO FIX ads
>had to bring the family computer to a specialist constantly
>always told my mom it was my fault because i bought a couple games and steam was in its early days, she doesn't know shit so she totally believes him
I fucking hate my dad

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DC++?

Jakey's a pretty cool guy desu

DC++ does

I wish I was charismatic enough to make a living filming myself sitting on a medicine ball and talking about my childhood

who was "carl"

>snoop_dogg.mp3.exe

No,it had a longer name. Wasn't iRC either. It had a black/green UI.

eDonkey/mule is still around. I only ever hear it mentioned during CP busts.

ahhh thats the stuff

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>disney_goes_gay.mp3
I don't know why we used to listen to this dumb song but I found it at like 2:00 AM when I was 14 and had friends over

A photographer.

Winmx

I always wondered if anyone's found the video they're talking about.
youtube.com/watch?v=PfbZPvXLR4A

remember these niggas?

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The content is 'pure' as in fun but also wildy varied.
The speed is shit.

where my frostwire bros?

I still remember that video of must've been at most 11-12yo blonde girl dancing naked in the bahtroom and masturbating with a hairbrush Sometimes I wonder if I grew up the way I am because of that.

>want to watch new show
>download it
>it's always fucking porn that you don't like
>download porn
>it's not the porn you are looking for or it dies before you finish

What the fuck is worbg with you niggers.

or its human bot-spawn

That's it! Jesus,how'd you fucking remember that.

...

Maybe, but he's just popular in general and the video released like yesterday

The reputation of these days really hasn't gone away, huh?
I only started torrenting a couple years ago. Everyone I ever talked to growing up that knew what piracy would have me believe every other download was a virus or some nasty shit. I'm sure that was true at the time but I've literally never had a bad experience with anything I've downloaded from piratebay or nyaa

Explain

Not the user mentioned but ray gold was essentially just posting cp

LINK
HE COME TO TOWN

Software kino

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For a number of years I did nothing online besides chat in Winmx and Open Tech Support on Battle.net.

*ruins your country for the next 50 years in your path*

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???

>LOL LIMEWIRE.mp4
YAR HAR FIDDLE DE DEE

Yeah, I just googled it and it seems to be the pseudonym of a pedophile with the most blatant pedophile face I've seen ever

Torrenting is way different.

emule?

uprydo

>tfw 26 year old boomer and I still have all of my music from limewire on my ps3

youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw

>Used to download dog shit quality versions of music
>Some that were just downright low quality that it changed the song or had some 'watermark' on the track due to being ripped from a radio station
And then all these years later and finally hearing the proper versions of these songs. Somehow I came to prefer those shitty versions.

...

NAPSTER BAD BEER GOOD

Limewire's different. It's like you're downloading something straight from someone else's individual computer, so you can be downloading anything.

>Googling CP

MADMAN

youtube.com/watch?v=SAp0xO-LwFs

the only version of rammstein's sehnsucht i enjoy now is 240p on youtube

>Yeah, I just googled it
You fucking retard

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Huh. We're pretty much in the same boat. I hung out in Winmx chat rooms while I was a mod/comic maker in BobandGeorge forums.

>Somebody shares their entire hard
>Download mommynudes and leave

>torrent
It's not exactly the same as using Limewire or other similar programs back then, or even just direct DL.
Speeds were excruciatingly slow, so DDL was rare and only for small media.
Limewire content had very varied content and a lot got infected with viruses simply because the people weren't exactly knowledgeable about viruses back then. That's why a lot of people fell into that I LOVE YOU virus or sex_video.mp4,exe.

>this was from limewire
youtube.com/watch?v=lYUAU1Swwa8

YOU ARE A PIRATE

Oh man. user,the van is coming for you. RIP

>Yeah, I just googled it

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I just googled the world, not something like "_____ images download".

The emphasis was on connecting users, not curating content. That's really what made the Internet special back then.

It was very much a bit of a Wild West vibe, too. Every day was something new. You never really knew what was gonna happen when you logged onto Internet dot com.

The modern Internet is faster, more convenient, and much safer. But it definitely lost something in that transition.

vimeo has them

What changed

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>da wurld
Wat?

raygold

the word is more than enough dude, you have no idea what you just have done

You are still getting the party van

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they're coming for you still, just not as quickly

Speaking of googling names, if you look up Chris Sawyer, the creator of RollerCoaster Tycoon, on Google Images, you'll get some shitty horse porn drawings so don't bother

same

Soooo, where can I find all those old videos. So much porn, just gone.

very nice

search lolita at imagefap.com

I'm not in either the United States or Europe. Still, thanks for the warning. I'll think twice before googling something like that.

>unknowingly download 10gb of dolphin porn

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Was sega based?

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Anybody get shut down by the Blaster worm? I thought it was something I did and my parents were freaking out at me. Just had to wait for the Microsoft patch.

At first I thought the police were coming because "SHUTDOWN BY NT AUTORITY" sounds spooky.

Computers should inspire dread in the young.

>when you see it you will shit bricks

I never actually "watched" it, but I remember stumbling on a cp gallery site when I was 13 during one of my nightly porn expeditions. I used to hop from site to site via those pages of video thumbnails where every so often one was a redirect, and eventually one of them had some banner links. It creeped me out enough to never go back.

It really was a different time. I doubt you can still make that particular discovery today.

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I know this is dumb but i wouldn't mind having some kind of browser extension that plays this when i open my internet browser

youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0

i really miss this sound it also reminds me of digimon

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Communism's grip

I remember back when I was like 12 I'd look for porn of girls my age on google, didn't have the slightest idea it was illegal and I was disappointed when I couldn't find any

lmao what a cuck

>Hahah gonna download this and upload to Yea Forums
>It was actual dolphin porn with some male trainer fucking the female dolphins so they are calm and perform better during water park event shows
I couldn't tell you my disappointment

that's literally why I got my own PC.

>family computer still runs like shit
>mine is fine despite all the games that apparently slow it down being on it
>so they start blaming me and claiming I'm sneaking on the family computer instead of my own
>mfw

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me too

What exactly is "dolphin porn"...is that a codename for "something else"?

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FUCK YOU

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idiots who think they know everything wanted to rule the world

You absolute newfag.

>Its past midnight
>time to get a cheeky wank in
>BRRRRRRRRTTTTTDRRRRRRRT
>Dad gets up from his bed and barges into my room asking what the fuck em I drilling

>It was actual dolphin porn with some male trainer fucking the female dolphins so they are calm and perform better during water park event shows
haha How do I get a job like that. Asking for a friend of course haha

It just telling you to report it when you see it, you're safe. Just don't go on any funny/strange websites

The new generation is lost with "OHHHH GOD THIS IS ACTUALLU C PORN!!!" 2.0

wasn't raygold just a shitty cartoon porn guy?

I remember Yea Forums tricking me into doing this shit years ago, I didn't even know what lolita meant. I was afraid that the feds were coming for me for about a month lol.

You're on a list now, LOL

retard

>drilling
What the fuck kind of dial up did you have??

Mate fucking black helicopters and men in balaclavas are on their way

holy shit is that real?

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Hold on, one sec

>tfw discovered yuri loli and loli futa before anything else
The game was rigged from the start.

Same bro. Thankfully I never got v&.

F

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sir
u habba wirus
dis is Steeb
uaregoingwanto download team brewer

W-What's wrong with that??

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>limewire in 2004 - 2005
>download 700mb video file with some pornstar title
>it's a girl blowing a horse for 50 minutes
>download random images of vaginas
>bunch of cp
>download other random porn videos
>it's cp

when the family computer was in dads room i use to print out porn during the day for later use

lurk for 3 more years before posting newfag

>some male trainer fucking the female dolphins so they are calm and perform better during water park event shows
s-sauce?

This mindset was predicted when mp3's got big. It's the same shit as grandparents swearing vinyl records sound better than everything

F

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YOU FUCKING RETARD

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>never got anything illegal on limewire luckily
>Found some video of a dude fucking two blonde chicks by a pool
>Can't find the video again

>brother used limewire to get music
>family PC gets viruses
>Mom blames me and makes me delete all my games
Fuck limewire.

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is this standard operating procedure at seaworld?

>I doubt you can still make that particular discovery today.
Absolutely not. These days you have to find it on purpose. There's simply way too much risk on the uploaders' end to use avenues accessible by mainstream users.

Same here, I could've gotten my parents in so much fucking trouble. Worst part is when I finally found a video of a girl who looked dangerously underage it felt fucking weird, I closed it after 5 seconds and never tried again.

>Pirating Limewire pro with regular Limewire

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Did the same shit. I wonder if the feds have that in mind. Kids must still do that.

like google doesn't fucking have the ability to detect the shit itself

>Downloading any mp4 while using limewire
the ultimate gamble

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lmao, is this really what happens if you google it

how long have you've been here?

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stay right fucking where you are

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was lordofthering supposed to be lord of the rings or cp

>it'll never go back to how it was thanks to normalfags

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Nope, that still happens.

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Try it

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Ok I've never done this but somebody please explain to me what it does.

It's like using a tube amp to listen to your music, the 'warmth' provided by it adds a quality that people enjoy compared to the sterile highly accurate representation that FLAC and WAV may provide. It's the equivalent in my mind to liking distinct low end in your music. it fills out the music? I don't know how to describe it. So long as the mids and highs are still accurate though.

Can a 12 year old get in trouble for watching CP?

Browsed Yea Forums for about 6 years, I was just asking

It's exactly what it sounds like, dumbass

Yes.

No, it doesn't.

The general public and third world shitters didn't use the internet back then. So absolutely it was better.

nigger google analytics is literally linking him with cheese pizza now, he's fucked

This Weird Al song has a lot of swearing in it

I sincerely doubt that more than half a gig exists

Absolutely.

this

I can't believe what just took place here

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the site jokingly calls you a pedo and tells you the feds were notified or something
that's how I remember it at least, I haven't used imagefap in 10 years

Yeah this, a hundred %

I never heard of that channel nor did I search anything about napster/limewire and the algorithm fed me the video anyway
It became weird when the same day I saw it my friend suddenly mentionned the subject out of nowhere

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Lawyer here,only if possesion or posting it

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It was absolutely better in every way except porn. Porn is much better now.

>Yeah, I just googled it

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Yea, i did it too

Interesting. Although I suppose a 12 year old can be charged with murder too so I'm not sure why I thought it was different

Motallica
Metalloca
Mitallica
Metal Ica
Metallico

RIP, user

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ditto.

>Dude im like l33t h4x0r now holy shit

Fucking Morpheus.

Forgot about that one

Wait for real? Kids can get in trouble for CP? I was just a dumbass who thought I should be interested in girls my age, how would I have known that it was illegal?

i live in a spic country but better safe than sorry

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>Downloading a dozen clips of porn overnight hoping to find something good
>1/4 of the clips shit out midway and stop loading
>Most of the clips are dogshit
>Maybe 1 good one
>1 with a suspiciously young looking actress
>Take the decent clips, run them through an MP4 video converter and port them over to my PSP.

yep, the old days. Don't miss em

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We live in society where kids can go to jail for liking other kids.

you're retarded ,the internet is a safe space now.

Nakeyjakey has been MIA since has RDR2 45 minute epic.

Would any prosecutor in the world actually push for punishment though?

A 12 y/o can get in serious trouble for simply taking a nude/semi-nude selfie. That's CP production

you didn't get vanned?

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>family gets our first printer
>i print out a bunch of full page color sailor moon hentai
>mom is all wtf, why is the printer out of ink after two days

I'm so sick of this. Why do I always watch the whole thing

If that's the case, they'll blame/arrested your parents/guardians instead

>search chile porn
>you know, naked Chilean girls
>google be like
>did you mean child porn?
>FUCK FUCK NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING IM NOT EVEN IN PRIVATE MODE AND FIREFOX BROKE MY AD BLOCKERS!!!!

>porn on PSP
My nigga.

youtu.be/bBD8M3WFrAw

No the parents won't be arrested, it will be the kid that will be in trouble. They'll even wait until you're legal age to try you sometimes.

I imported a PSP from Japan and there were a bunch of JAV girls in the pictures folder.

Gave Tina second wipedown just in case.

>that first time you download an entire porno and no longer have to settle for 20 second clips on xnxx

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pthc had the best encodes on there

>how would I have known that it was illegal?
Come on, even when I was a kid I knew that shit was illegal.

what if you just wipe your hd when the fbi jets drop at your door

Who are you quoting?

>tfw using my PSP to watch 30-second hentai previews on HentaiPoison and various similar pages
Handing children portable access to the Internet was the worst idea

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It's a quote from Bill Clinton

Limewire was like 60% viruses and malware my dude, yes there was music to be found but you had to sift through a lot of garbage

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Gave it. Not "Tina".

>I doubt you can still make that particular discovery today
Sometimes this happens to me when I get bored go to megapreview to find shit to download. Megasearch is shit though even for random stuff.

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>pthc
what's that? I just googled it but I

>how would I have known that it was illegal?
Deep down as a kid you may have not known that it was illegal, but you definitely know it was wrong.

if they have proof you are fucked

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>That fucking sequence of words you type into bing and it takes your directly to actual child porn
I still don't understand how its even still there, how do they not know about that???

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youtu.be/wpOjZSQLIGs

ATTENTION TO ANYONE AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: EVERY POST EVER MADE BY THIS IP AND ANY OTHER ASSOCIATED WITH IT HAVE BEEN DONE FOR NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN SATIRE. I HEREBY ABSOLVE MYSELF OF ANY AND ALL INTENT TO COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE OR TERROR AGAINST ANY PARTY BE THEY FICTIONAL OR EXISTING. FURTHERMORE, ANY POST MADE IN THE FUTURE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED IP WILL HAVE BEEN DONE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RESEARCH AND/OR SATIRICAL PURPOSE. SHOULD HOSTILE INTENT BE PERCEIVED BY ANY PARTY, IT IS THE SOLE MISINTERPRETATION OF SAID PARTY AND THEY IN TURN MUST PROVE BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT ANY POST MADE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED WITH IT WAS MADE WITH CLEAR HOSTILE INTENT. IT HAS BEEN CLEARLY STATED THAT ANY AND ALL FUTURE POSTS BY THIS IP ABSOLVE ANY ASSOCIATED PARTY FROM ANY WRONGDOING OR LIABILITY AS IT HAS BEEN PROVEN BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT THE USE OF THIS, BE IT DEVICE, IP, OR INDIVIDUAL SERVES ONLY AS A VECTOR OF SATIRE AND RESEARCH. ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED IN THIS BODY OF TEXT ARE TRUE FACTS AND LEGALLY BINDING. IT IS THE DUTY OF ALL PARTIES INVOLVED TO CONTACT THE IP HOLDER OR ASSOCIATED HOLDER THROUGH THE PROPER LEGAL CHANNELS TO REQUEST INFORMATION. IT WILL NOT BE PROVIDED BY ANY OTHER MEANS. UNIQUE POST ID IS ALSO NOTED AS BEING ASSOCIATED WITH THE AFOREMENTIONED PARTIES AND THE SAME APPLIES TO THEM WHEN A. THE INDIVIDUAL IS MENTIONED B. THE IP HOLDER IS MENTIONED C. THE DEVICE IS MENTIONED. ANY PURSUIT OF LEGAL ACTION OR INQUIRY AGAINST PARTIES A, B, OR C IMPLY COMPLETE AND TOTAL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF THE ABOVE TEXT.

why the fuck did my browser crash when i searched th

Bro I just murdered him, how was I supposed to know it was illegal?

pretty sure i got my first virus trying to download bumfights

Yeah? Well how about you provide proof, buddy? Or you're a LIAR.

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parents have no inner monologue.

Hahahaha, you're so fucked, you dumb piece of shit.

This but ironically unironically.