HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

>and get hair transplanted from his ass

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Why would there ever be a reason to post about avgn if it isn't shitposting?

DO A FUCKING SMT EPISODE GODDAMNIT

DON'T SAY IT

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Does he even speak english?

James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.

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Probably not fluently but he can read from a script or poorly speaking english can be a gag.

What am I even supposed to be seeing here?

NOSTALGIA CRITIC

Spider-Man
Spider-Man
Takes a dump in a coffee can

Bugs Bunny's Revenge was Kino

MISTER SPOONY GET DOWN

Samurai Jack

He was supposed to go over the ramp with the arrow, he drops from 4 to 12 without noticing

Hey James wassup man?

Understands some but needed a translator for the US GCCX panel/fan-meeting way back. Prolly just surface-level English that most any Jap would know like how a lot of Americans know a few words of Spanish.

Am i the only one who masturbated to Bugs bunny getting his revenge and shitting on the nerd

plays some games, with a grudge
gonna shit out some anal fudge

That's an edit though

nah

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He usually plays bad games though

arent hazel and darcy adorable?

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why do you have pictures of dicks on your computer

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No Mister President! You can't do that! Think of the children! And the minorities.

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did he hust went the wrong way because of the arrow?
what a fucking pleb

Remember the Nintendo Wii?

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NIGGER

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too bad his wife doesn't

He's Retarded.

post your favorite avgn moments
youtube.com/watch?v=d_8It1WRPa8

TO EXPLAIN HOW WOODEN DOORS COULD HOLD GAS

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Get help.

what ct
would kiss

>james thinking hed have hair in the future
kek

i masturbate to james shoving all the bad batman games up mike's ass every single day

DIck Tracy was the best vid he made. Prove me wrong.
youtu.be/t9nxIUhZCCw

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>the wii is now old enough to have games reviewed on avgn
Remember on the Superman 64 episode where he said the game was only 10 years old?

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When I laugh at "Gonna chug down some poopy juice" it makes me feel like a kid again. Is that gay?

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Extremely so

>Gonna chug down some poopy juice
It's funny because that's what Rolling Rock tastes like

My favorite moment will forever be the nes accessories episode where realizes it was made by LJN

Delet this! James is the past, he cant age!

WHERE DID THE HAIR GOOO

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wish we could turn back time
to the good old days

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LOL is that trump??? XD

What's happening?

Shut the fuck up faggot

He needs to just shave his head and start wearing a cap,I don't see why he doesn't, James looks good in a cap

mike raging and being autistic
youtube.com/watch?v=e8npctMzbTE

he does sometimes

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>you fags have been posting AVGN for 10 years
>even way past relevancy

is there a more pathetic group of losers than you Yea Forumsirgins?

he's already entered the hat stage, he knows his shits fucked up.

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youtube.com/watch?v=rBMO8F1I-h4
the first minute of this is the absolute best of the angry video game nerd and nothing will convince me otherwise

>SMT
>a good game

user, I...

>cope cap
wait until he canonically caps AVGN

Looks to me like some faggot who cantr read enemey patterns and jumps into said enemey, and then throws a hissyfit.

Him and his wife both look terrible. His daughter looks like young Patty Duke.

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Why does he hyperventilate now in every new video

>that was awesome
kek

Why is James eating lunch with the turtle from the Tootsie Pop commercial

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He'll do it by permanently fusing AVGN and Board James.
And then he'll just start calling himself Angry Video James

Nes Accessories and Nintendo Power exist.

Or he'll riff on it by saying playing shitty video games made him go bald prematurely.

Best thing for him to do right here. If you take the piss out of yourself, you head(heh) it off at the pass. Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme.

fucking kek

near the end of the episode he should start tearing his hair out then it cuts to bald james. from then on the nerd character is bald and he never references or mentions it again.

Or he could just get a hair implant like a normal human bean in the 21th century, it can't be that expensive.

Hair implants are for weak, vain men who can't handle growing old with dignity.

How about this. James goes crazy from too many bad games, they lock him up in a white padded room in a straight jacket, and shave his head. He's into shooting big movie style storylines, kills 2 birds with one stone.

James should own up to the fact he's balding and shave his head. He's doing himself no favors by wearing a cap all the time and I bet he puts a lot of time into pushing all of his hair forward to cover up his balding for AVGN episodes.

are those his kids? the little girl actually looks like james

yes

Men don't get their periods, we don't go through menopause, but the day a man has to be honest with himself and start shaving his head from that day forward, that's a biggie. I'm sure he's thought about it a lot. He's on camera all the time.

I think he's just worried about the AVGN brand, he always kept the character the exact same.

Yeah definitely. You know how they say some guys look nice with a bald head? I don't think James is gonna be that lucky either.

good implants are ludicrously expensive

yeah and we all know james doesnt have the money.

>ywn see rental reviews with this line up
Why live?

HE'S GONNA COME AND PLAY WITH YOUR AYASS

Bootsy bouncing into the room to the Mike Tyson Punch Out sound effects will never not be fucking gold. I saw that he said he was the one that edited those videos and put the sound effects in. The man is genuinely funny, and we are missing out on all of it.

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

This is honestly James's best quote.

I bet his wife specifically chose that seat so she could sit next to muslims

MS CORTEZ GET DOWN

@4:16 pisses me off every time I see it.
>The dog game? I don't know what the fuck to do.

I see the game for 4 seconds, and I can tell what you do. Look, there's 2 DOGS. So what do you do? PICK 2 BONES!! These are Colecovision games!! There's not some hidden mechanic that you didn't discover, what was he thinking!?!

Based

Had a hearty kek at that one

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They can easily write it into AVGN.

Is that his wife? She looks like she always did. Then who was that black haired anchor armed ogre he posed with in that one picture Yea Forums liked to spam.

thats the same women you blind tard.

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>Mike was originally going to be Spiderman but the costume was too tight on his monster cock

Silver Surfer

It's either a more flattering angle or she lost some weight between these photos

still a lil thicc

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So uh... James was really hard up in college huh?