HAPPENING

>not even the first post
>nor the fifth post

i dont think you know what that means

You're right, but you linked to the wrong post

spbp

>This is fat.
user, you are fucking insane.

WHO CARES

well obviously you since you took the time to reply

brpppp

>Junko levels of shit danmaku
S-shut up! You are too stupid to understand the depth of her danmaku

You can clearly see how her physique changed compared to that 3 month old art. Don't kid yourself.

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Good. Less newfags

Neither is fat, your definition of "fat" is insane. I bet you are one of those fags that say that Mei is fat, is so hard to understand the concept of "thicc"?

Quite literally and unironically the modern "art" in danmaku

thicc is the same as bbw, or shit like that, its just a codeword that fat women use to justify their shit behavior

Oh for fuck sake, I give up, no point fighting this faggot.

>fat discussions
Fuck off to /fit/

im not the same person you started arguing against, but okay

You "thicc" fags are blind. She's clearly not in shape in that previous picture and sweating, which is another disgusting thing that chanta liked to add in his old depictions of Ran. His slim Ran art is superior.

Stage 2 Boss

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That's what I'm trying to tell those people that lust over fat Ran.

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Delete this.

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no contest

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>tfw no guro mommy

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I can forgive it because there was an actual reason for that. It wasn't bad for the sake of being bad.

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i hope that kid is ok

fake, was posted earlier today

Oh boy bullshit fake leaks are my favorite parts of Touhou releases.

I'm not even being sarcastic.

To be fair you need to have a very high IQ to understand Junko's patterns

Underrated as fuck.

twitter.com/futaba_takesi/status/1124856656897032195

How come when women get pushed over the edge they are always scaried than men? Just look at fugos. Hell, they even beat men in cunny (Jikan or Lotte no Omocha)

Her surname is Piece?

If this was real the shitloads of japanese artists i follow in twitter would have posted something about it.

Where the fuck is the demo

She doesn't have surname, Hecatia just shorter her name affectionately.

It generally takes a while for it get uploaded on account of people generally not immediately U-turning out of the convention after getting it.

Get out lol

Yea Forums doesn't actually discuss touhou

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Surely someone has a notebook, right?

Literally minutes now.

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twitter.com/ohen_th/status/1124859609296957440 someone already beat it

And yet doesn't post the newhus?!

no shit, it only has 3 stages
anyone can make it past the stage 3 boss on the first attempt

Fuck I love Touhou

>6 stage boss is another blonde hag

The fuck is that girls teeth on the bottom right?

Demo only has 3 stages, retard.

Warmly waiting for a download.

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I was not talking about the demo you asshat

Yeah and Sakurai is just gonna show up out of nowhere in Reitaisai

Happening what?????????? I don't fucking know moon runes you fucking imbecile.

>has the translation right there

You're a fucking moron.

Don't respond to bait retardo

HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
HOLD ME BROS
SHE'S BACK!!! MIMA IS BACK!!!!!

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>replying to bait

Touhou 17 demo CD is out

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There is a translation down the japanese text, imbecile.

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Out of curiosity, is this Ran also "fat" to you?

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>replying to bait right after being told that it's bait

twitter.com/futaba_takesi/status/1124862669645705216

Now this is a dumb hat

COCKADOODLEDOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Post the pic instead of linking, COWARD!

no

Arise chicken

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Well, someone else did so fuck you.

She looks the same as the other goat boss

>minorityhu
>chickenhu
What did ZUM mean by this?

wheres the link

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how new

stupid hat, I love it

based and redpilled

Post more images first.

I can't, the rest of the doujin is too lewd.

Is...meh.

Reimu's a cockfighter

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Then it is a mystery.

Cute tail

ITS UP
mega.nz/#!cAo1lY4B!GbPi413TCS_KRb795uDSGdrXwXCgg948LeVR6R3NPuI

Crazy pole dancers!

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>dolphin porn
Fuck off.

>I'm afraid of war

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nice rootkit faglord

Just search it yourself, the artist name is "pesos", some call him the "nazrin's god".

Someone confirm if this is dolphins or not

>Dolphin porn
Fuck yes I was running short of it

LEGIIIIT
Main theme is dope

No, it's the actual game, unfortunately

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Here

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Shit that was quick

I wasn't aware you could fit that much into a dolphin's vagina, they seemed much more shallow.

Newhous are statue, rooster, and cow. Who will be remembered and who will be forgotten by Touhou 18?

You can clearly tell that she looks good, has a nice body and isn't drawn like a fat pig on page 12 and 13, what are you getting at?

>no 4 player

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Chicken will probably get forgotten since people having been making chicken jokes about Mystia for years.

>Cow
Nani? Show her.

Being a dentist in Japan is Hell on Earth, on a daily basis, or unemployment. It's not even about pulling rotten teeth, due to neglect, it's about puzzles that braces can't fix.

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>statue
Remembered by brownfags and gyarufags
>Rooster
Forgotten as fuck
>Cow
All her art will be extremely offmodel, A LOT of big breast images

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMY

Damn this menu theme is a banger

Where's the bingo image?

I fucking hate ZUN, half a decade of absolute shit games

Well, we now have a counter for the ottis faggot.

Post her full assets dude

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Her skull structure is pretty deformed

>tfw its never actually dolphin porn

I don't know how to feel about the UFO/Border mechanic. Tying life and bomb pieces to it is really dumb in my opinion.

Otis will only lose if Reimu gets in Smash
Which is never

>the ottis shitposting was so hard that it literally create a cow touhou.
What the fucking fuck? Where is the ottis/shadow fag? He needs to see this

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>be Nemuno
>be unpopular as fuck
>"w-well at least I'm the boobest-"

God I want to lick reimus armpits and fuck reimu and cum in reimus belly buttom

I really wish I could understand this post

Translated her character profile with Google Translator
○ Two-sided boss
Ancient fish child's keeper

Umizaki Harumi
Ushizaki Urumi

Race: Oxoni
Ability: Ability to change the weight of familiar things

A horrific demon that drags life-like creatures into a river of three.
Holding a baby stone statue, if you leave the baby with a person, it will be heavy and sink into the river.
It was a marvelous monster that deceived human kindness.

However, they are barred from attacking humans in Gensokyo, and are now engaged in fishing in three rivers.

If you try to cross the river without the protection of the grim reaper, extinct giant fish and emigrant dragons attack it.
Now she tame a huge fish and occasionally went to Gensokyo for sale to make a living.

Seeing that the fangs were removed, some monsters are fools, but they are proud of their present lives.
From time to time, they are also directing those who attempt to cross the river by chance to return to the original world.

But now we can shut up the ottisfags by spamning lewd fanart of the cowhu.

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WAIT! Is not a cow but a fish?!

It's almost 5AM here and I need to sign off. if you want to continue this I'll probably be here in another Touhou thread. Thanks for the doujin though, it's great.

Is that a baby.

Otisposter still wins in the end of the day

Not sure, google translator is shit, so it might be wrong
Probably means drowned childrens or something

Hope: Extremely cute demon with hat
Fear: NO hats

>Otisfag
>caring about Touhou

Well, "Oxoni" sounds like something Ox related...

>Ability to change the weight of familiar things
ZUN, why are you making a canon thick mommy?

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Cute X230.

I don't know japanese, can someone please explain the new mechanics?

All the new girls arent cute and dont use silly hats, what is this ZUN?

so I just finished the trial and I never played a 2hu before, what the fuck are those powerup/bombs that you pick up, it seemed like getting a certain set of them powered you up automatically and some of them couldn't be used as bombs at all

So it's some kind of sea cow monster that asks you to hold its fake baby so you'll drown in a river? I mean, ushi means cow and umi means sea.

The gimmick looks just like UFO, including the fact that the floating things constantly change colors; on the bright side it looks like you don't waste them if you pick the wrong one, and you can pick them and gain their effects even during enemy spellcards

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Those are BIG boobs for ZUN's artsyle. I think the man himself is telling everyone that "yes! She has canon big boobs! Go wild!".

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it's like UFO/PCB mixed together. you collect 5 things whether it be animal spirits, bomb or life pieces and when you hit 5 you get a timed power-up based on what spirits you collected. If you get through the period without getting hit you get bonus shit and if you get hit the thing dispels without losing a life.

You are irrelevant now, an actual cow touhou exists.

Get 5 of them to enter Roaring mode
If of those 5 you have at least 3 of the spirits you pick at the start, you get bonus
Getting hit cancel it without you losing a life. If you last the whole duration you get extra spirits to chain

ZUN's first character that isn't flat or borderline flat?

Nope, komachi and youkai jesus are also canonically big.

Which 2hu is this

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Edits of the Otis pictures with the new Cow 2hu's face over Otis' when?

That reminds me a SMT demon that did the same "but if you managed to hold onto the baby, she will give you strength".

Duck King

ATTENTION: EVERYONE WHO THINKS THE DEMO LINK IS DOLPHIN PORN

Someone uploaded game play footage of the demo:

youtube.com/watch?v=Qjkgjr3Gljk

The demo link is 100% legit

But user, the cow DOES has big boobs

Well, it has happened to me 6 times, it's always a different dude except in the one with the aussie chick.

It's incredible how willing the female dolphins seem to be.

I like the chicken-2hu's theme, reminds me a bit of Seiga's theme which is one of my favorites
The menu theme is also quite original, it's kinda dark like ZUN said the tone of the game was gonna be

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Thanks bro!!!

based

Surprised I haven't seen this in /r/Touhou yet, thanks bud!

>game has achivements
ugh...

post yfw steam version has trading cards

Otis porn when?

Someone rip, loop and convert the demo music RIGHT NOW

There's achievements? I got two of them doing a quick run but I don't speak ching chong so I don't know how I got them

off yourself

Japs get their teeth crooked on purpose because it's considered Euro and trendy

Hey, i upgraded Youmu

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At least couple of hours, someone should take all the ottis shitposting and edit cowhu face on him.

thanks
I fucking hate it

>Getting all the Chievos is required for the good ending
Post yfw Zun does this.

woooow, the new 2hu looks great

It sucks, go back faggot

>Getting all the Chievos is required for the good ending
>beating the game on easy doesn't unlock the last one

There, i updated her again

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>falling for extremely obvious bait

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Unironically worse
Neck yourself

This is great, big breasts are bad

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Where the fuck are the OST rips?

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Good lord, you are a man that is hard to please

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Now this is brapkino

Check this cute little book.

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The stage 3 boss has a fucking chick in her hair just because and the stage 2 boss is a tittycow, what more do you want?

Isn't that what this entire website is about?

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NANI?!

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great vid

Mima

So will Reimu be in Smash?

NEVER
EVER

Indeed, people need a rest

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Good shit, the OST was great. do not fucking lewd kfc-chan

How are the chances looking for a new memehu?

I want to turn KFC-chan into buffalo strips.

What is the difference between the ghosts you choose from at the beginning? I can't figure out what they change.

A real hat.

chicken-chan is basically King Crimson

HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN. REIMU JUST GOT CONFIRMED FOR SMASH.

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Kutaka is pretty hot.

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Wolf buff your focus shot
Otter gives you one extra bomb per life and buff your bomb's damage
Eagle buff your unfocus shot
If you enter hyper mode with 3 of the spirits you get bonus, buffed shot with wolf/eagle and a shield with otter

Looks like she is actually a God from Hell, can anyone translate her dialogue?

The new cowgirl a cute.

Wolf - Increase potency of Focussed Shot, I'm pretty sure.
Otter - You become PCB Sakuya. 4 Bombs.
Eagle - Unfocussed shot gets a buff, I think.

Only one I'm 100% sure on is Otter since it's obvious.

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That pose is way too sexual

found vid on youtube

youtube.com/watch?v=Qjkgjr3Gljk

Ahem

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google translated the omake
>Family: God
>Ability: Ability to heal throat disease

>A guard of a match with another world, such as hell, the kingdom of demons.
>I work to distinguish demons and humans and distribute them to their whereabouts.

>This time I was listening to the story of a human being who wants to go to hell, to Enma.
>I was anxious to see if I could go to hell.

>There is only her workplace on the shore, and she does not usually live on the shore.
>It seems that she usually lives in a nice spot on the top of the Yokai mountain waterfall.

>Her true identity is the wild chicken god Niwatari, before being domesticated.
>Chicken has an image of weakness and cowardice, but she is polite and fair.
>He is a God who gives priority to equality and altruism.

>I secretly think that there is something I can do to improve the status of chickens that have become human food.

Bless ZUN

>tfw no autistic 2hu loving hikki jap gf

Already posted, check above

youtube.com/watch?v=dAYnhazhDwU

Youmu 2 is terrible, go back

A direct improvement, based non-dicklet user

Marisa unfocused shot looks really bad: the small fries can just walk trought the beams and still shoot back

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I like this OST already

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does zun really hate the foreign fans

>Her true identity is the wild chicken god Niwatari

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>Spoiler it
For what purpose.

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100%, to make a new Touhou game he must first sacrifice 20 american firstborns.
MOMMY

No, he just hates Kikestarter because he's not a fag

holy shit these are awful

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Everyone is gonna draw her with cowtits and nobody can't bitch about it being "offmodel".

It's okay.

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he didn't region lock the games on steam so probably not

What the FUCK.

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don't be upset yatsuhashi, you'll be remembered someday.

She might not be in the demo, but I can still feel it in my bones

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Wasn't he greeted with Momiji shitters (you know the type) when he went to a convention once?

Otter is pure OPkino

It's true

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why do you think he drinks so much

More like Wily Beast and Weakest Designs amirite?

Every unfocus is pretty bad without picking Eagle

CANON BIG BOOBS! CANON!

booo

oh sorry, still good vid to see though

not that user but that's pretty fucking clearly fat
look at the size of her thighs

Fuck off.

>Family: God
>Ability: Ability to heal throat disease
At fist I assumed that Google was messing up the translation, but after checking the lore about Niwatari it might be true

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what is this

Dicklet AND a faggot.

>Satori with cow tits

I still wonder how/why the community starts to accept certain characters to be portrayed as busty on average. I know all Touhou girls have been portrayed in all variations and it comes down to the artist but some characters seem to have delegations if they'll often be portrayed with huge tits or flat.

See and shut up.

because huge tits are objectively the best, you have to be over 7 inches to disagree

i like her

what the heck is a two who?

seethe harder fatfags

Grow an inch or two

Says faggot derailer.

you and are the only people who've responded to me though

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Imagine being in denial about your obesity fetish.
How truly pathetic, not even lowlifes like footfags or NRTfags are so embarrassed about what they jack off to.

Fast as fuck

There we go.

>immediately draws them too big
wew

I like huge cow tits but I'm just curious on why the community on the whole will suddenly decide on a certain, specific character to often be portrayed with them on average. Like Utsuho and Eirin have been characters widely accepted to have huge fucking tiddies. Or like Satori and Flandre have been getting more and more giant tiddy designs but Koishi and Remilia not nearly as much.

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The only characters that should be busty are:
>Kanako
>Yukari
>Byakuren
>Komachi
>Yuugi
>Okina?
>New Cowhu
And faggots who draw characters like Utsuho, Nitori or Mokou with tits bigger than the canonical flat they have deserve to be thrown off an helicopter

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>Too big
She is a cow and ZUN himself drew her with big (in his style) boobs.

That was very fun, hadn't played Touhou in years, but I made the mistake of playing on windowed so the screen was quite tiny. I still managed to 1CC in Normal with Marisa A to begin. I hope someone uploads the music to Youtube soon, it was really nice but I guess I got too focused on the stages to fully enjoy the music. Now I wish I could understand the beast combos, one gave me a circular barrier around me while another widened the range of my bullets almost twice.

It's nice to be back.

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F A G
People just like big tits user, that's all there is to it.
Chestlet

Faggot.

Weren't we gonna get a decimal game?

>faggots who draw characters like Utsuho, Nitori or Mokou with tits bigger than the canonical flat they have deserve to be thrown off an helicopter
Don't forget Yuyuko.

don't listen to the normalfags user, you're absolutely right

>He doesn't like both.
Pathetic.

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This

>Yukari

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3 green give you shield, 3 red and 3 blue gives you a buffed version of your focus and unfocus. Marisa for example gets huge damage missiles for 3 red and wide lasers for 3 blue

Yukari is my favorite milf boobhu

>You like tits? That means you're a gay sissy faggot

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Yeah I noticed, her bullets in A were very strong, but my gripe is that they have a delay when you focus and that's kind of annoying. I'll check B and C later.

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What did I miss?

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Otis got assimilated

Everything

Point is that she's not busty at all. Instead she's flat as fuck.

Three newhus, one is a cow big canon big boobs.

No cute girls and no silly hats in this demo.

>a fucking chicken nest

Yukari is drawn with a medium-ish cupsize in pretty much every official book, so she isn't flat
Liking oversized balloon tits is just a sign of immaturity, a man of great taste likes small-ish perky tits

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A real man likes BOTH.

it's UFO

If anyone cares about the kusoge

twitter.com/Touhou_CB/status/1124886080694640640

Marisa CV is okay but Reimu doesn't fit at all.

Kutaka>Urumi>Ebisu

That's called being a fence-sitter

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If she's in, i'll buy a fucking switch.

Anybody else blacklisting the cowhu tag to not have to look at BE, lactation, or gigantic_breasts nigger art
Slim is the only way of life

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First attempt and you get it right. Good job Yea Forums.

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>He still doesn't like big tits on 2hus
>In 2019

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15.5th got announced for switch which is pretty fucking sweet

>Touhou 17 has come out
>I still haven't cleared any Touhous besides 4 and I just started UFO
Oh god oh fuck

Why don't you just blacklist those tags?

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people who like big tits on touhous are all secondaries
prove me wrong

That was yesterday

she cute

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Just clear MoF with Marisa

Ahem
grow up son

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Excuse me, mister normalfag. 4channel is a proud, flat-chest appreciation website. If you find yourself unable to meet our community standards, I suggest you hastily take your leave.

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Because some monkey brained niggers refuse to tag anything beyond "solo" or "1girl" and character tags. Cowhu's design is also kinda shitty, I don't really like the yellow paired with the rest of her colors, and while the coat is nice the regular clothes are not.

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so what's the verdict so far

Tenshi is a face-sitter.

Shitposting.

I can see that

Otter is OP

her pepper not even drop!

>newhu with visible small to average sized breasts is revealed
>flatfags screaming bloody murder and thread gets overtaken by breast size discussion
Simmer the fuck down, you're not going to lose all your cunny porn.

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how so

Y'all fucking cancer
fuck off to /jp/

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>y'all

reminder that touhou mother is way better than snobs will admit

Shut the fuck up assblasted cuck

I'm the one complaining about the thread being overtaken by off-topic shit and you're telling me to go to /jp/ with a resound "y'all"

new touhou slag > slim uggos

shut the fuck up nigger

who hurt you user?
why are you so angry?

Bombs last like twice as long and you get 4 per life

ok that does sound pretty good, any reason to use the other animals?

I know the 2hus ain't supposed to be associated with any particular voice actress, but the fan anime that had Mai Nakahara as Reimu nailed the casting. She's perfect for sarcastic, lazy, and exasperated while still being incredibly cute.

No. Otter is also way better for scoring, shit's fucking broken

big gay fag detected

Forgot to mention that higher score = more lives for the people who don't play for score

Better shots for No Bombs run

So what's everyone's opinion on the music so far?

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the bombs go on for like 10 seconds wtf zun

Love it, it feels very fitting for the game's setting. Stage 1 boss theme is probably my favorite.

Marisa rocket launcher.

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so far my thoughts:
>newhus
they are great, all very cool designs and thematic. for early stage bosses i think they'll be relatively well liked
>environment
really cool, i love the feeling of adventuring through hell again. brings you back to SA a little bit.
>stages
they are nice. i didn't find much particularly interesting, though i liked a few of the specific enemies' shot patterns.
>boss fights
danmaku is pretty good for the first few stages of a touhou game. nothing too crazy but i like the nonspells a lot and the expanding bullets on cowhu are fun to work around. again, the danmaku works well thematically with the characters.
>OST
it is definitely good, and it's growing on me, but I couldn't help but feel like it was a bit dissonant on the first go. of course that's what i thought about first half of UFO and now i love the early UFO music. i think it will be really good once i get used to it. i especially loved the title theme and the first boss music right away.
>gimmick
really is just UFO but executed much better. it's actually fun to get the powers from the thingies, and not essential for survival. i felt that i was getting the right amount of extends for early stages.
>difficulty
definitely not super high. of course this is tough to predict from the first 3 stages but i could see myself perfecting the demo on normal within a few tries. that was the case for 16, and certainly not for 15.

overall, i have high hopes for the full version!

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holy COW!!!

Looks like beef's back on the menu boys!

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This one seems to be more similar to SA's life pieces system

Both are from Western artists, where are the Japanese artists?

At Reitaisei. Don't expect actually good art for a while.

kill yourself tranny

on pixiv/twitter like always

What brand of alcohol does ZUN drink?

His own brewery brand alcohol.

what makes you say that~? you disagree?!

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>chicken-chan is basically King Crimson
I fail to see the similarities.

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I tried th06 after hours of dying to th01, is it suppose to stretch 1/4th of my screen to 1920x1080 in full screen mode?

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No, set up your GPU drivers correctly to keep aspect ratio.

Next time don't play in fullscreen mode, dummy.

No, and you should go into the setup menu on your monitor and set it to display at the proper aspect ratio instead of "full screen"

Man, I want to crucify whatever asshole popularized using fucking twitter as an art repository.

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How long will it take to get a proper translation? I managed to extract the dialogues files and paste them in google, but the results are really disappointing
On the bright side, looks every shottype has different dialogues

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>repository
You say that like most people think about archiving at all. They'll care when it's gone.

Translation? In a few days I guess. Proper translation? Never ever, learn moonspeak.

Just know that whatever animal goast you choose will affect the personality of the 2hu you're playing as. The wolf goast is an asshole who doesn't care about wrecking shit, the otter's a friendly little fuzzy critter, and the eagle is a cock-sure cunt.

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Doubt it.

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Selling their doujins

Why is ZUN hanging out with Sigourney Weaver?

Who's that?

ZUN's BAC is 100% alcohol and it's his only way of restoring liquids in his body or else he'll shrivel up and die.

Some baka gaijin.

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It's the jojo one
It has a tiny face on his forehead, epitaph

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Pixiv is flooded by westerners posting their own shit

Is she non virgin?

So each one fits Reimu, Marisa and Youmu respectively?

>anyone can make it past the stage 3 boss on the first attempt
y-yeah
all the t-time

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She has a kid, you tell me.
The guy that got her pregnant sure was rock hard though.

>Ability: Ability to heal throat disease
Patron saint of smokers?

she's been through a lot before settling down, user
a whole lot

The default probably. Reimu wolf, Marisa eagle, Youmu otter

What if the kid is Jesus?

Does he have a kid called Moonchild?

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So how do you like your Cowhu served?

Pregnant

raw

flat

whoever made this torrent had it set to default and now i set it to windowed, but now it wont even start.
I looked it up and another bug that makes it super fast and vpatch apparently fixes it, but it looks like the author already set it up with vpatch yet it still doesnt work. oh well back to trying to 1cc th01

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What kind of GPU are you using user, just force those settings from your GPU.
All you need is vsync and tell your GPU to not change the aspect ratio.

at the end of stage 3 the chicken usually says this phrase
"Oh, I remembered"
"There was one important tip for you"
"The Enma-sama says, I love you"
"It is better not to trust animal spirits"
so I guess those rumors about the goast betraying you were real

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You fuckers just got me into this shit today. It's pretty fun. I'm surprised I never actually played these before, since all you guys do is post the girls.

You guys probably weren't lying to say that 6 was on the easier side if I can get to the 4th stage boss with 1CC as my first Touhou in just a few runs, seeing that I also am hesitant to use bombs if I lose with 3 of them in stock still.

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i see so you can take care of that cows child

Just play 7, I never had problems running it unlike EoSD

>goast betrays you in the last stage and you lose the fight
>run home with your tail between your legs. yukari hatches a plan to help you.
>go back and beat the baddie in the extra stage
Where have I seen this before?

What do we think of the difficult so far?
With bombs & beast spirits combined it looks pretty cheesable, but it's just a demo

Kobe

IN tier easy.

>that 6 was on the easier side if I can get to the 4th stage boss with 1CC as my first Touhou in just a few runs
Actually, stage 4 is where usually shit get serious so good luck.

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16?

oh yeah that's right.

I am using a AMD Radeon HD 7900.
I will try that.

>no smash announcement/teaser

we're safe bros

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Nvidia has scaling based on monitor instead of GPU by dafault, and it gives the same problems
GPU scaling fixes it

youtube.com/watch?v=BT84ZHVGKNY

Sounds like zun mixing zelda theme for some reisen.

Imagine being so paranoid you'd actually think that could've happen so close to E3 and in a doujin convention

Harder patterns than HSiFS at least.

what makes tohou so appealing? is still too niche (of all people i interacted with only 1 knows about it) yet it has a lot of work done by fans and by far with better quality than what the original artist has offered, what's its secret?

It doesn't sound anything special. TH07-tier.

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Wut

Yeah pcb didn't have noteworthy music.

use pawoo

TRANSLATIONS ARE OUT!
I just conifgured Touhou 17 with an old version of thcrap and it just works

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What is this OJ rip-off

Every game has a couple of bangers at least, but PCB is underwhelming as a whole.

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I'd like to eat Kutaka Niwatari unfertilized eggs

Alright people, apocalypse delayed you can go home now

ZUN is literally the god of character design and music composition

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>first time I prefer all stage themes over the boss ones
>the only designs I like are Urumi (and not because of them tits) and maybe Kutaka
I hope whoever is the stage 6 boss delivers, I don't think there's a single stage 6 boss theme I dislike and Zun hit the nail with 15 and 16.

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Only stage 1’s weak

Being in the right place at the right time, having soul, keeping its soul, giving fans a lot to work with but being vague enough to let them fill in the blanks (ZUN is good at being vague), consistently good games, not having boys but having the girls act like boys so the characters fit just about any idea imaginable.
stage 1 theme, stage 1 boss, stage 2 boss, stage 3 theme, stage 3 boss, stage 4 theme, stage 4 boss, stage 5 theme, stage 6 boss, extra stage, and ran/yukari. Yeah, every one of those songs is somewhere between well above average and top ten worthy. If 17's music were as good as pcb's people would be shouting from mountain tops that our lord and savoir has returned if they weren't too busy orgasming.

>stage 1 boss
Nigger, Letty's theme is literally the most boring boss tune in 2hu.

>300 for a fucking demo

Its $2 user.

Is Stage 2's boss just Nemuno again but a beast & more mother like? The two kinda look alike

>american education

youtube.com/watch?v=nOVwuiBuGzI
You think that's boring? Come on.

What do you guys think of the new player portraits? Marisa is both pretty and cool as always.

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They're alright, not a fan of Youmu though
UFO's still the best for the main 2 heroines.

I don't understand the cow posting at all. It doesn't appear to be related to videogames, it doesn't appear to be related to Touhou, it doesn't appear to be related to Smash.

As soon as the trumpets come in and repeat over and over, yes.
Find a worse boss theme.

Shouldn't demos be free?

I lol'd at that gif harder than you'd think.

I'm not a huge fan of Youmu's theme so there's a worse boss theme in the same game.

Yeah, PCB has its fair share of underwhelming tracks.

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I love the portraits. ZUN finally got gud.

Nemuno’s. 2 minutes of build up for 10 seconds of something decent before it loops

Cosmic autists >>> animal girls.

Good thing Hell has both

I like them, but the early windows ones were better

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I don't know how to describe the EOSD coloring but it is very charming

Agreed.

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Discord autism

So how dark and edgy is the game guys?

doom touhou edition

The first boss is the ghost of a miscarriage, so however edgy you think that is.

The chatacters profile implies that all the bosses are actually nice, even if some used to be assholes before coming to Gensokyo, like the stage 2 one that used to drown peoples
The first boss was having a stone-stacking contest with the other childrens, and got mad when the player knocked over everything while fighing the animals

It has more of a pencil or marker look than his later stuff.

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>rides you cowgirl
>quadruples her weight and shatters your pelvis

Very reminiscent of Ten Desires, but also way better than Ten Desires. I'm into it.

>not stumbling back into their realm and exploiting the vulnerability through negative underflow stupidity

What's with ZUN and mommy archetypes nowadays?

Having actual kids make him realize children are cunts

Is that why Reimu and Marisa look older and taller? It all makes sense now.

Fuck I missed a thread

I thought the other one is the only one
No wonder it's pure garbage

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>Hell is an allegory for what the Americans put us through with the atomic bomb.
Whoa what the hell ZUN?

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What I want of this game is that the spirits become the final boss and we get three different final bosses.

You got it wrong, the nuclear allegory was in Touhou 11.

>Touhou 18: Nanking Is A Joke Compared To What I'm About To Do To You Gaijins
Jesus christ ZUN

>mizuryu kei

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Where is the character profile translation for the jizo girl?

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That's a different nuclear tho

Zun needs to chill from mommy though.

ZUN's gone on interview for this.
>In terms of stage order, I think I had a pretty simple thought process: the most hated person is the one with the nukes.
Utsuho's got an elephant's foot and a control rod, the references to nuclear fission are obvious.

Sasuga Merryberry.

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>Race: Spirit of Mizuko
>Ability: Stacking stones
>really good at stacking stones
>god of happiness, always bright and brilliant
>all the children's spirits love her, she's probably her protector
>she organized a stone-stacking contest for the kids
>got mad when the player ruins everything, but she's even more mad at the animals that came from hell

>KanColle franchise is the embodiment of glorifying war crimes
>meanwhile ZUN remind maps of Hiroshima

How is he no based?

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MILK TRUCK ARRIVE

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>nipples
user NO THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS

So what is ear-chan's special ability?

She is not even a cow.
Also I need to call the authority.

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>things that do not exist
>Holocaust
>Nanking
>comfort women
>child pornography
>no moonlanding
???

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>master1200

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The "fullsize" image isnt any bigger, user

She's really good with stones

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It was so disbelieved that it appeared in canon already.

Why did ZUN make a dumb little dead girl the first stoner 2hu?

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>no Mezuki or Gozuki
>instead something more obscure

ZUN is dodging expectation like usual.
Also the game is solid except the broken otter shield. Will ZUN nerf it in full version?

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How much do those UFOs matter in UFO? I'm getting killed trying to match them up

Yeah, I checked but at the very least get the proper one
The second image is delicious tho

Reimu's expression is like "You look damn uppity for someone in Yin-Yang Orb range"

>Will ZUN nerf it in full version?
I'd totally opt for the Otter shields having a set amount of life of their own before they break or making it so you're less agile while it's active. Also, ZUN needs to reduce the time it takes for Marisa's bomb to stop, shit's OP as fuck.

>I'll stone you to death

Amen, my sister

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It makes up for her shots being trash without wolf and eagle buff

Someone need to tweet ZUN about that.
He might fix it.

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A lot, considering that you can get tons of lifes with the red UFOs
But in the later stages you will usually die while chasing them, so don't take too many riskes

I want to squeeze and pull mommy cow's large nipples.

Is there link for the translated version or translation patch already?

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It begins

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Been out of the loop with 2hoes for a while, is Zun even involved in anything anymore?

Okay Yea Forums, beef, chicken, or children? What do you want tonight?

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thcrap works, but right now only the stage 1 lines of ReimuA dialogues are in english
Hopefully it will be complete by tomorrow

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He has been and always involved with everything user.

Who do you think he is? Kazuki Takahashi?

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I think that he had a role of some kind in Touhou 17, not really sure to what extent

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So the new game is improved UFO with HSiFS on the top right?

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I heard ZUN was fired by Kadokawa and that they're bringing in a completely new team to work on Touhou 17. Apparently, it takes place 2000 years after Touhou 16 and this is the new MC.

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That's good to hear, thanks user.

There is nothing resembling releases, so it's mostly improved UFO

It’s more like PCB+UFO

UFO with PCB/TD.

Wasn't thcrap actually some kind of malware?
These days I just leave the games untranslated and go to the wiki to read up on the stories.

youtu.be/tKO1-ri5tj8
>day 1 midi arrangement

Based

Damn, I need to get on a remix too

Here's the crowd for the demo

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Welcome to the touhou fandom
It's almost like it just spend with a new game

>sorry guys I only brought 100 copies wwww

UFO but not shit, mixed with PCB.

"don't you remember? I have bestowed you with a portion of King Crimson's ability"

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So do the beast " power ups " when activated work like Supernatural Border, in that I can take a hit and not lose a life, but lose the powerup, or is it just a powerup?

If it's running you can tank a hit and it will be cancelled.

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Chads

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If I take cannon off your arm, will you die?

how wholesome

>the inchling walk vs the oni stride

>it's a 'Reimu makes children cry' episode

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I am mirin', Touhou players know true discipline.

fucking christ, reimu

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Dialogues change based on the animal spirit: the wolf is an asshole

This bothers me

I am new to this and from my few dialogues that i got to before losing all my lives Reimu seems like a sassy bitch, is she always like this?i enjoy it

Reimu's a cunt
This has been the case literally forever
It's fucking great

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normally yes
but she apologies if you pick otter

It looks like in this game the animal you pick gradually starts taking over your mind and you exhibit their personality. To directly answer your question though, Reimu is like this even without their influence.

Yes. Reimu is an asshole, and we love her for it

She sounds awesome, my impression of her before playing touhou games was totally different.
I look forward to her shitting on more powerful entities

It's a bit of a paradox, she seems almighty in main line games, but in the fighters and the manga series she usually get shafted really hard.

>my impression of her before playing touhou games was totally different.

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She's like that because she's in the game. In manga she's way more passive.

.

>no elephant's foot
Weak