Back in the day

shut up grandpa

Grampa that fucks chicks your age while you fap to trannies.

whoa. you sure showed him

I know i did you jealous faggot.
Yea, traps are gay if you didn't know. Sorry to tell you that you're a gay.

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not op but I legit had no idea. I'm gonna call it Bangs though because it's funnier

If you weren't doing that you were in the wrong place.

Isn't the bite that Bangs has caffeine, which other root beers don't have?

>at gas station yesterday getting something to drink
>conversation starts with cashier about beverages and they mention their favorite is bangs

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>root bear

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it's a /ck/ meme you retarded faggot redditor

i'm only a few years younger than you are, but A&W is just okay

Barq's is legit the best root beer. I think the flavor is artificial compared to A&W, or maybe it doesn't have real vanilla in it or something but holy crap it makes the best root beer floats.

>Bangs

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Its 2019 you cis white Male. Dont you know its hip to be fag

wow user you're on an ownage streak

lmao you're so dumb user

the bite is battery acid, which it tastes like

You're both idiots
B A R Q ' S
Did they not teach you how to fucking write in school?

>middle school
>always fast food at the lunch line
>soda
>have another soda after school
>almost 90 grams of sugar before 2:30PM

>2 mcdonalds cheeseburgers, can of soda, small bag of chips was only two dollars my first year in middle school

do schools still do this?

Root beer is okay but we all know the true king of sodas is Dr Pepper

Thanks to Obama's ape of a wife, no. You can still get energy drinks though which are just as bad for you but whatever

ginger ale > root beer

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huh maybe that's ONE thing the obamas did well

this

energy drinks is for crisis relief, not even kidding.

>not even schwepps

MUG ROOT BEER IS SHIT

SHIT!

Ew.

i mean, as funny as that is, it does kind of make sense to give them something a little sugary when they're having a panic attack in school

No man look at this

this

>back in the day
>at school during recess.
>all the kids jelly that I have a Sega Gamegear
>front pocket of backpack is full of batteries just in case...

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What? how would giving sugar and caffeine to someone who's having a panic attack help? If anything that's how you'd kill them

>not drinking barq

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noice

>boomer SNES emulator starts with a z
>zoomer SNES emulator starts with a b
how did I miss this for so long

ah, i thought you meant vitamin water. yeah, energy drinks are shit -- but so is vitamin water

>not getting all your games from open ftp servers and irc fserves while sipping a hires

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>that snowfall screensaver in the ZSNES emulator

K I N O

ITS BARQS U MOUTHBREATHER

Thanks passive zoomer faggot. I bet you'd let a nigger run your pockets

>its a romhack

What the fuck kind of root beer is named "barps"

The neat effects and theme is like the one positive trait of ZSNES

I wish other emulators tried to give themselves some personality instead of just being a window of a logo or list

Dr.Pepper is the superior root beer

Dr Pepper is for hillbillies and inbreds
And dr pibb well that’s...

I'm also 35 and A&W rootbeer is trash, only their cream soda is good.

>bangs
4channelfags cant meme

Wrong

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Kill yourself. Hanks, Stewarts or ICB are top teir but a&w is above mug and barqs.

nothing wrong with dads cream

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Barq's has a more robust flavor than other root beer (A&W and Mug, among others), because it's like the only major root beer that has caffeine.
Dr Pepper and Mr Pibb (and the millions of store brand knockoffs) aren't root beer. They're their own thing.

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>big daddy size

Why the fuck wouls you read cursive in 2019. Can you read hyrogliphics too?

press F to pay respects to emuparadise

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I had to double check. I thought this was another mandela effect siatuation

Caffeine doesnt make it good tho

>The fact that someone was autistic enough to go through the trouble of shopping Google's search results to make it look like Barq's is actually Bang's

but that makes it even funnier

My intro to emulation was downloading zsnes and an English patched rom of the tenchi muyo snes game off some geocities site back in the early 2000s
Good times

>Started drinking carbonated water because soda isn't fizzy enough.
I need the burn, man.

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The most impressive part is the pronunciation key

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