Tell Bulborb what's wrong

I didn't do any of my coursework this semester, I don't even know why. Probably getting kicked out. I'm going to have all that debt for nothing and my family will be so ashamed of me

im so fucking lonely
i cant drive out the daydreaming, no matter how hard i try
i just wanna be cuddled and loved

I got a fucking 61% on my exam

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At least you went. not enough people get to do even that.

I've been sick for six fucking days and it's gotten to the point where getting better is worse than being sick because I keep waking up in the middle of the fucking night and hacking up half a day's worth of mucus and I just want to sleep

>%61
failure as a man, failure as a human

Im sad bulborb, I have all these games but no one too play with

I just wanna make it. Every time I draw I remember the 8 years I wasted picking up drawing and putting it back down without studying how to actually fucking draw. I feel determined to do it now but it feels like shit when what I see turns into a fucking goblin.

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Yes. Don't ever trade it just hodl, certainly never do leverage trading, and especially don't do it out of desperation if you have any type of emotion whatsoever (ie are human). If you have it, keep it in your wallet - don't know what you've got till it's gone, quite while you're ahead and all. Learn from my mistakes at least so I won't have died entirely for nothing.

I’m taking a t-break and I feel like shit and don’t want to play vidya. Hopefully after the first couple days I’ll go out and exercise more. How do people deal with time moving so slowly?

I just moved into a new apartment and I went to open my sliding door window for my balcony and there's three hornets between the window and the screen. So I just opened the screen a little bit and they won't fucking move.

It's so nice out and it's hot in my fucking apartment. GOD DAMNIT HORNETS FUCK OFF

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They are women and are obviously attracted to you, let them in.

In my old apartment I had a fucking hornet nest in the kitchen exterior fan that I had to get maintenance to come in and clear out.

I can't get away from these fuckers no matter where I am. No matter where I go, THEY FIND ME

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Wife is out of town this weekend. Completely threw my equilibrium out of wack.

They want your hot bod. Then they will tell their sisters and queen of you. Do you not want a harem, user?

>you will never give her your thick honey

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Actually trying to meet new people, shit ain't working, the normal fags can smell that I'm a psychopath.

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I need a job

>bullied throughout school my whole life
>get into adult world
>zero friends
>actually can talk to people and people generally like me
>people always say I should come hang out
>never do in fear it will be like school and will get bullied for my hobbies

The vicious cycle. No idea how to avoid it, so it's easier to just keep to myself until I grind into cosmic dust against the wheel of time.

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I got some hot girl I met online a nintendo switch and then she blocked me.

LOL

Jesus user, just spend 200 bucks on a hooker next time

literally me
kek 10/10 bait user

I want to fuck my crush, and she wants to as well, I just don't know how to get over the crippling horror inside me from when I was molested by a girl in middle school. And no, I'm not and never will be gay, and I do like sex, I just feel horrified that someone not only likes me, but wants to please me both emotionally and sexually.

I hear the first girls words in my head every night when I feel like screaming and can't sleep: "No one can or ever will love you". It just won't leave, Bulborb...

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>bait

You have too much faith in me user. I also got her tickets to Shazam and Endgame because she was a big comicbook nerd.

>
Tell Bulborb what's wrong.
I don't get to have you as a pet.

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>I was molested by a girl in middle school
all the hentai games and comics i read with this as a storyline and this guy has it happen to him for real.

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Shitty headache, shouldn't have eaten a pint of ice cream.

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user, are you me? I wasn't molested but i got forced to fuck my best friend, she was older then me.

Just take it slow, user. If your crush is actually emotionally invested in you, you can talk to her about this and take things slow sexually for a bit. Let her know it can make you uncomfortable and get a safe word going or something.

It's a lot easier to overcome trauma with the help of someone else so this is a good chance to kick this shit to the curb for good.

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BULBORB PLEASE HELP ME GOD PLEASE ARRRGHHHHHHHHH

My downstairs neighbors keep playing music way too damn loud I can even hear it with headphones on and the vibrations are giving me headaches. It doesn't matter how many noise complaints I make to the front office they just won't turn it down.

I got a flight tomorrow and I don't know what to play.
Okami, Mario and rabids or dong freez

The bedrooms in my apartment complex are next to each other. A new couple just moved in and I can hear them having sex.

Not only am I filled with immense sadness but I can't help getting a little aroused as well from it. I need to get a fucking fan or something now.

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The existence of the bulbmin troubles me.

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I just can't fucking stop procrastinating

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I've moved to a different state and I don't like it very much and moving back is not an option.

I don't have any friends over here and I've been operating on NPC energy the whole time I've been here.

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I'm worried that the global market is so powerful that political action is no longer a viable way to affect the world and that pretty soon everything will be run by corporations who only need to appeal to the basest desires of human beings in order to succeed. I'm a First Amendment absolutist and corporate censorship makes me really nervous. Yes, I know the First Amendment doesn't apply to websites owned by social media companies, but what happens when all of internet communication is controlled by one or two companies? How can it be right to disallow freedom of expression in the only avenues of expression we have left available to us?

I try to be optimistic about the future, Bulborb. Gene Roddenberry used to say that if you look at human history overall, it's a generally upward trend, and he's right, of course, but I still worry. Every generation likes to think that it's the last, that apocalyptic disaster is right around the corner, but it never happens. I'm not worried about the apocalypse, though, I'm worried about the forward march of mankind and what genuinely beautiful ideas might be left in the dust.

Anyway, thanks for listening, Bulborb. See you again same time next week.

record on vocaroo and post it

I'm 26 & autistic, I haven't done anything with my life & I'm still living with my parents
I'm thinking on trying to make money by making porn on Patreon (or a similar site), you think I should go for it?

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Nerd

>pretty soon everything will be run by corporations
What do you mean "pretty soon"? It's been like this since the 80's.

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In the exact same situation.

It's been 4 months. I want him back. Why isn't he coming back? He's done it before but not this long. I don't want our friendship to end over this, he's the only one I really consider a friend. It hurts.

If your good at it, people will pay out the ass for it.

Same, even with extra credit and re-doing the test, still only adds to 63%. Doesn't even matter for me though, I already failed the exit exam and get an automatic D. Just FUCK.

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are you a girl

just suck his dick dude

After a lot of thinking, I've come to the realization of how bad of a person I really am. I fear that nothing I could ever do in life could redeem me from the bad things I've done in the past. I may just off myself eventually, I haven't decided yet.

I know this feel. I had a similar experience simply because I had such a bad self image that when somebody did show interest in me, I ended up giving them all of me. I never wanted to do that again so I feel over cautious now with relationships, and won't do anything physical unless I feel comfortable with the girl, and that probably takes too much time for most people.

I can't enjoy Vidya or life anymore, I'm just sad for no reason but I don't interested in suicide or that shit,I just feel soulless for no reason

That's self-perpetuated. You feel that way because it's familiar. It's similar to being stuck in a dead-end job. Deep down you believe you deserve to be like that so you stay there because it's comfortable and familiar, when in reality you have power over this too

That bulborb was a fucking liar

have you heard of leftism sir
might i recommend karl marx

My drive for learning, something that propelled me to where I am, just isn't there anymore. I spent all day shitposting and jerking off. What do I do? I've been beating myself up over this for the past few months.

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I would have done that a long time ago if we weren't states apart. Fuck, the only goal I've had in life was related to him but now I don't know what to do with myself.

I'm in love with a married coworker. Every time I hear her talk about her husband or her kids I want to blow my brains out. I can't afford to quit.

Post samples of your art,there's a lot of shitty art who still gets money on patreon so you have a chance

I`ve had a stomach flu for a week now, and I want to die. And when I get back into work, I guarantee I`m gonna get chewed out by my boss for being sick. I feel like I`m gonna puke when I drink water.

I accidentally gave myself some kind of chemical phobia a few months ago. Back in January, I bought a can of that windshield defroster spray, and when I was grabbing it out of the bag to put in the trunk, I somehow accidentally managed to spray a bit on my hand. I quickly washed the hand, and nothing bad happened, but now I get jittery when handling any kind of chemical stuff. I couldn't even hold a jug of wiperfluid without a minor panic attack, even though there was no way for me to have gotten any of it on myself. Things that wouldn't have phased me before (like changing batteries that have gone bad with that white stuff growing on them) now cripple me.

I am completely aware of how irrational I am, but it won't go away.

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This was basically what happened to me, she was my first relationship, she was older and apparently was playing both me and another guy (who was even older than me).

At least that guy had pity on me and gave me Terraria, which I dumped 200 hours or so into. But that couldn't heal what she tore from me.

So yeah, I guess we are us, things move on somehow

I met a cute girl at the supermarket today. She was very cute, had pale skin, brunette hair, wore a long skirt similar to the ones strict religious girls wear, soft voice and she was gorgeous. We talked for 2 minutes while in line about energy drinks. I'm never going to see her again. She also had a friend but she was kind of fat.

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Best thing for this kind of weird physiological phenomenon is to push through with all the force and fury of a gorilla. Grab something chemical and give it a fucking death squeeze like you're making it submit to your whim.
Imagine that jug as your little bitch. If it spits on you, you punish it.

Primal instincts require primal solutions.

It's weird because she isn't even my crush she my fucking girlfriend now, can you even believe that? She makes me feel a small flame where a bunch of broken shards of rock that once were my heart are. It's so weird, that somehow I feel something after being so robotic for so long.

user you're better than that. You don't need to feel that way. When you start to feel sad just remind yourself that you're worth something, and this isn't something that is possible. Think to yourself that you're better than this, and spending your time pining for someone who will never reciprocate (or if they did you'd end up in a worse situation) is a waste of time.

Just because someone smiles at you and enjoys your company doesn't mean you have to give yourself to them. You deserve better, so just give them what they're giving you, and continue on with your day.

i just want to say
i love you

Getting priced out of my apartment, no longer enjoy any video games or anything in general, scaring off my friends with random fits of rage, slipping at work, will never be able to accept myself as a homo, drinking more than I should and developing alcoholic tendencies. I know I'm the fucking asshole here, but I can't seem to get in the right mentality to fix anything. Pathetic.

Love you too, user

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gayderaid.

okay

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I know it isn't an easy thing to do, user, but you have to see your failures as progress too. Every time you draw a Sonichu-esque abomination, you can study where you went wrong and try to correct that. It's not an easy thing to do to reflect on what you've done and judge it, but it's the only way you will get better.

Got into an argument with my female best friend and it seems like this is the end of our friendship. Stressed and sad

Mine just up and ghosted me. Been 5 years now and I still dread the day their mom drags them over kicking and screaming.

story time?
what was the fight about, who won the argument and how heated. when i fought with my best friend we had fucking comical insults

Where the fuck is Pikmin 4

>have godlike ability to pick things up, obsess over them and get them to competent levels in a short time
>hit a brick wall, lose interest, never master anything, move on.

I'm starting drawing now and I fully expect myself to be perfectly competent to the extent people will say I am a "good artist" in about 6 months but I'll just stagnate from there.

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i just really fucking missed u bulborb

YOU'RE BACK!
I'm doing better then the last thread
Hopefully things will go up from here
Mom is better, Dog is healthy, and I'm now actively searching for a better job. Haven't thought about killing myself for a month now. I never played a pikmin game which one should i pick up before the new one?

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Will you ever come back? I miss you.

I miss being with my ex before her mom died. She became a different person.

She kept a lot of my anxiety at bay. I feel like I just got the bad end in a VN; the credits have rolled but I’m still here

I've been told I'm being exploited for this art job I applied for with shit intern pay and extra responsibilities outside of the 9-6, but my folks are really happy i finally found a job after a long time. I'm super apprehensive about accepting this offer, what do I do?

They school board canceled the second half of my ASL classes and there's no where else for me to go to learn it.
I miss my teacher and my classmates, it was a good learning environment and now it's gone.

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Do you have anything better lined up?

My advice is from the audio side of this industry but take the opportunity if you don't have anything better around the corner, but never stop looking around and seeing if there are other places that could serve you better.

If you're on a shit intern pay when it comes time to fire you they will do it with almost no warning and no mercy so don't feel bad about leaving them when the time comes. You always need to have a backup in the wings for these kinds of jobs, they aren't thinking about keeping you for 10 years, don't settle down and get comfy.

Bulborb, you said that I should get a job to stop feeling so bad. Well, it took a few months of moderate searching but I landed a seasonal job that'll take me to when I start my computing security degree. Thank you!

My friends have advised me to either go freelance/artist alley which they think im good enough for or find an unrelated job with higher pay like in administration and work on my art on the side.

I feel like I'm stuck in my current life style because I get stressed out too easily and can't motivate myself because of that so I'm not sure what to do about it.

i got a flesh eating bacteria on my foot that landed me in a hospital in nyc for 10 days. im back home in miami with limited mobility. i really wanna get back to work, but im taking advantage of the rest and playing vidya. im really scared of the weight gain from the couch life though. how do i keep from getting fat?

>freelance/artist alley

extremely hard to make profitable to the same degree as working under a company, if you can get a living wage at the other place you might as well go for it. You'll probably learn a thing or two.You'll have to pimp yourself 3x harder to be freelance because you now have to be your own business.

>work admin instead

also a good option if you can get good pay, it depends if you're willing to take the """fun""" tax of doing art for a job or not.

Either one of these are not really dependent on you NOT trying out the art job, so my suggestion would be to just give it a whirl and find out if it's for you or not.

>im really scared of the weight gain from the couch life though. how do i keep from getting fat?
Limit how much you eat.

I Cant find a job until now

on the flip side, how does a skeloton like me put on weight? even when small portions tick my "full" box off so eatting more isn't an option.

Eat more fatty foods.

People say I'm strong to have lived through the various things in my life without turning to darker or more disordered things. I think about dying a lot but that's just par for the course, I think nothing of being suicidal because it's really not anywhere close to the hell I've walked through so far.

I just want to believe in myself. It's the most difficult thing.

See, I really get turned on by the concept of furry porn.

But it's so hard to find any that's good.

Jap artist have good quality art, but it can start to feel very same-y.

Western art is a lot less samey, but the quality is 90% "uncanny valley" garbage and some shit-tier fetishes like diaper and expansion.

It takes me forever to find anything of quality on sad panda and even when I do find something, half the time it's that feeling of "well I guess I can fap to this."

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>shit-tier fetishes like diaper
you shut your whore mouth CUNT

I'm a 29 year old NEET and I've never had a job in my life.
I really don't think i can turn my life around at this point.

Then study more you baby, not everyone gets 90%'s on their exams. Lmao you aren't the only genius in your school hahaha

I didn't get this job I applied for even though I interviewed great and everything. I'm really distraught since I was really hoping to get out of retail hell.
I'm barely getting my AA later this month. But its far too late for me to do anything as I'm 24.

I'm trying to get a grip on my life but its like grabbing sand and watching it pile up at the bottom of the hourglass.

>tfw autistic enough to like low quality art just fine as long as it appeals to my fetish

fapped to ms paint porn and would do it again.

The world is my buffet

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I was in the same boat and I tried everything. Weight gainers made me bloated, eating peanut butter out of the jar was filling despite being calorie dense, eating a bunch of fast food just made me feel shitty and it got tiring fast. The one thing that made me gain weight was drinking a tbsp of extra virgin olive oil during every meal. A good brand of EVOO is only good fats and doesn't make you bloat. There are fake EVOO though so you gotta watch out. Anyways, it's hard and you gotta know how to chase it with gatorade or something to avoid tasting it, but that was how I did it. I was 130lb at 5'10" and now i'm 180lb 11%BF.

>110 replies
>No Bulborb reply
Bulborb, Bulborb, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Us?

my situation is similar but different
>be socially retarded
>somehow have a few good friends
>life is good
>grow up
>friends move away
>develop social skills
>much better at being a normal human
>can't make any friends
>coworkers get food without me
I don't get it

Bulborb listens.

For me personally, I’m honestly kind of afraid of sex. I don’t know why, nothing traumatic happened to me during childhood or anything. I guess that must be why I’m a 24yo virgin.

and you should be. it's really awkward and difficult until you learn what to do.

i'm 5'4 at 90 lbs, my arms are thinner than every small asian girl I've seen even those girls who are basically adult lolis. only 9 year old girls have thinner arms than me. when the wind blows hard i have to grab onto something. its seems really hard to gain but i'll try the olive oil stuff.

I fap to overweight male cartoon animals.

>Tell Bulborb what's wrong.
everything

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Yeah, but it runs deeper than that. I’ve never even been on a date, because I’ve always been kind of afraid of that too. I guess what I’m trying to say it that I fear intimacy in general.
It doesn’t help that when I talk to my family, they tend to make jokes about how I’ll be like this forever. I consider myself pretty thick-skinned, but that’s just rude.

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Honestly, it's very daunting to do but once you get the technique down it's easy. My tips are never do it with a dry throat or you'll fucking die because it burns your throat if it isn't lubricated. And you should block your nose and chase it down fast with gatorade after swallowing. It's the best habit I ever picked up honestly and I wish I did it sooner. I'm the pickiest eater too, so this really is easy once you know how to do it. Just don't go too hard or you'll get fat.

Ay me too.
I hooked up with a chick from a dating app last week and it made me feel so weird and empty, I'm going back to the volcel life.

Holy shit are you me?

Right down to the molestation. Are you okay user, do you wanna talk about it?

Hey, I’m a different guy from the first post you tagged.

Fear not, I will heed your words too.
Fear of intimacy is a terrible problem.

I not worth shit man, i never finish anything i start, my autism and past traumas prevents me to form any bonds with people, is gotten to the point where my only friends see me dissapearing for months as something normal
Fucking kill me

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You should check to make sure you don't have any disorders, that's what helped me.

not my favourite SMT but that's my favourite death screen in all video games, good taste user

i accidently started falling for my friends "girlfriend" and i want stab my eyes out

Anyways, I have no idea how I would even go about getting over this.

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You're only thick-skinned on the internet. Welcome to the real world.

>tfw im an 6.4 ft mma skeleton that weights 126 lb

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go to sleep patrick

What are you most afraid of? Is it just sex or are there other things that you're not keen on?
Opening yourself up?
Are you afraid of letting people get close to you, or are you afraid of getting close to other people?

I’m gonna say all of the above

I Have to drive 9 hours away to work in a shit hole for a month with a shitty supervisor that has it out for me and a faggot foreman thats a crybaby bitch.

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Higher caloric food, not more. not veggies or shit like that. Also, STAY full all day, not satisfied, but full. You'll gain weight.

I JUST WANT TO STOP FIGHTING MANLETS AND ANOREXIC PEOPLE DAMMIT

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Borb I am unsure of what to do.
I am incredibly lazy and always have been, however I have many things I want to get done in my life. One of my goals is to write a book from one of the several story ideas I've had. However, due to my crippling depression I have no energy and no motivation for anything anymore. I don't know how to remedy this and I'm starting to lose hope that I will never get out of this pit I've dug myself in.

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Mr. Bulborb, life has been grinding my hopes down. My anxiety/depression riddled wife & I are poor as fuck. I'm busting my ass off at work at a dollar over min wage for a tire company. It's been so fucking hard dealing with sales, customers, learning about cars, keeping my wife from killing herself, keeping myself from an hero-ing, worrying about rent/bills and barely having any fun money.
I have very few moments where I don't have do actually do ANYTHING, and when I do, they aren't really long enough to get into a flow with a good game. I'm going one foot at a time, & I know it'll get better some day, but I can't help but feel empty trying to enjoy my old hobbies, or shake the feeling of wanting something to kill me at work so my wife'll get life insurance money.
It's a scary though. To love someone so much that you no longer care about your own well being, but you just want them to stop being in gut-wrenching pain every other day.
I miss being a worry-free teenager. Hold onto it as long as you can, underage out there.

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it's cool for 10 minutes then your stuck with a useless selfish human being who will drink your soul for the other 23 horus and 50 minutes a day

Is it weird that I've never been truly into anyone? There have been some I thought were nice to be around or looked kind of good, but that's about it.

I'm trying to think of what to say, but everything I come up with sounds convoluted and longwinded.

Everything in this world can be a spark for your way of life... Even in everyday conversations... Every word you say may open the door to a new and different future. I look forward to seeing which potential future you'll unlock

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>I guess it's what they call the end of days.
>But it's morning...

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Hello Bulborb I am glad to talk with you again. It's been some time hasn't it. This time around, things are mostly okay. However, my friends are struggling from too much pride. They refuse helping hands in their struggles, for some reason I do not know.

mhm me too pal

Not really, its a matter of keep searching for someone that you are able to tolerate and give a shit about

I don’t care if it’s well-articulated or not. Just say it.

sounds like youre not beeing yourself

Amen to that brother

I damaged my shoulder training a few weeks ago and while I'm waiting the few months it will take to heal I have fallen back into alcoholism. Fitness pulled me out of drinking in the first place and now without it I don't know what to do.

I know this is probably going to sound retarded, but why the fuck do people try to tolerate the shitty taste of 90% of alcohol?

can relate

iktf. i want to think im a special snowflake by being a virgin, like newton, tesla etc. and having sex late would only prove im a below average loser.

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I just got a fat raise and I'm making the most money I've ever made, even more than my dad before he retired. But I was already planning to ditch this company and move cross country to live with my gf. I'd have to start over at a new place, not to mention taking the one chance my mom has to having a wholesome grandchild experience (my sister ruined it for her because she's a cunt)

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Should have asked for her number, my man. Now you suffer forever wondering what could have been, you bitch coward.

Man, this is fucked. What the hell is going on here?

I miss her

Alright user.

Basically it just boils down to getting over your fear of intimacy by realizing that there's nothing really behind it. The only thing stopping you from getting close to people is yourself and just how close you want to be with someone. Of course there's always the fact that they might not want to be close with you, but you have to realize that everyone has their own will and volition. That doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you, its okay to want to protect yourself from being hurt. But realize that if you just shell yourself up like that then nothing is going to come of it. You're just gonna convince yourself that you're better off alone, people need people, we're social creatures. You might scoff and go "No I don't." But you're here on a Olmec Chocolate Harvesting Billboard talking to other faceless people and sharing your insecurities.

It doesn't mean you should go out and start hugging people or falling in love and it especially doesn't mean that you should go start fucking thots. If you want to get over your fear of intimacy you have to start small and slow. Do you still live with your parents? How often do you talk to them? Is there anyone you can talk to right now? How deep do your fears run and, what's the number one thing that you fear the most?
Besides me of course.

Probably increased use of electronics mainly causing a social disconnect which naturally extends to sex.

BULBORD GO AWAY!!!
i WONT make love to you again

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Succumb and die then, weakling. Are you expecting something to come save you? Some magic moment? Get a grip of your own sack and take some control of your fucking life. I want to believe in you, idiot. Can’t you do the same for yourself?

All of my interpersonal relationships feel superficial. I'm graduating college next semester and in the 4 years I've been here I haven't made a single friend. Sure, acquaintances here and there, but never anyone that I would hang out with outside of class. All of my "real" friends are online, people I've never met irl. But they're the only people I feel like a actually click with. Like I belong. I had a couple of irl friends back when I had a job in high school, but we drifted apart long ago. I'm not sure if this is something I can fix, as I feel like friendships are something that should happen naturally and not be forced. I don't want to be the simp that has to make every first move, but I also don't want someone needy constantly bugging me. I want a middle ground of common respect and compassion. Someone that values me, and I value them.

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>a Olmec Chocolate Harvesting Billboard

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Fuck you

Wish you could, huh? Too bad life is already fucking you. Try harder.

Just go to a bar and start from there trying to build genuine relationships with people that understand your pain
After all, the world ends with you user

an* fuck i'm retarded

No, u

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Thanks doc

Not him but I drink to get drunk and turn my brain off so I stop thinking.

I just do that by distracting myself with work, games, or this site. Alcohol just seems like way more effort with the urge to physically cringe at every sip.

Just got a new apartment, bought furniture and groceries.

Lost my job this morning.

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Bulborb, whenever I try to imagine my future, I cannot think of anything I could possibly do with myself. All of my talent is either pointless, ex. video games, or surface level and too basic to mean anything. I just don't know where to go in life. I feel like one of those gag characters that is only ever there for a quick laugh, and I only have one or two meaningful connections with anyone. I've just been drifting through life for as long as I can remember and I want to make something of myself at some point. I just don't know where to start or what to do.

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Right, I know this is a baseless fear. When I look at it objectively, I know that it’s completely foolish of me to be controlled by, but a fear is still a fear nevertheless. I can’t just be like “lol i’m better now,” as much as I’d like to.
I don’t live with my parents anymore. I probably contact them around once a month. I know they’re trying to pressure me into having kids because my sister has sworn off ever reproducing which is probably for the better, she’d be a terrible mother.

I have some friends and aquaintences, but I fear opening up to them. I could talk to them, but I’ve constructed a facade around myself and exposing some weirdo mental issue that nobody else deals with would totally shatter it. I mean come on, who’s afraid of sex, r-right? Haha

As for my biggest fear, it’s probably exposing myself, and the vulnerability that comes with it. I don’t really know exactly how deep it runs, but based on some childhood recollections, I’d say that I’ve always had this to some extent since grade school.

You deserve it for having sutch shit taste in furniture

My daily peace is built on lies and every day feels like I'm walking on a tightrope.

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I am not the Bulborb, but I hope things improve for you user.

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Are you lying to yourself or others?

I'd be your friend.

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A fellow sociopath i see, just remember to always have an escape plan user

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What's a good job for a social autist who hasn't developed any skills?

Not him, but you should try to get comfortable acting more openly. You don't have to open up, but don't force your actions either, just be natural and don't give a shit if people don't like you for it.

>Once a month

Try making it twice a month if you can. Start with family and move on from there.

>I’ve constructed a facade around myself and exposing some weirdo mental issue that nobody else deals with

user, everyone deals with this at least once in their lives. I can tell you that, after six years with my gf we still haven't done the deed yet.

As much as people like to put sex on a pedestal, its understandable to be afraid or nervous about the act. I've opened up (rather I was heckled) about why we haven't done it, and I was honest about it. They laughed a little but were understanding.
Honestly speaking, I don't see why people wouldn't be afraid of it. The chances are low but what if the condom broke or since you're totally new to it what if you suck etc etc.
Its fine to be scared user, its natural.
So stop beating yourself up over it.

You don't have to expose yourself all at once either, little by little is how its done. The past is history now, you're living today. Take it a step at a time when you're opening yourself up to other people. In turn they will open up a little themselves and eventually you will have found that you've shared a lot together.

Code monkey, mechanic or a hitmen

>tfw Bulborb only promised to listen but not to advise

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Bulborb, why is the song called Bloody Stream when it very clearly sounds like bloody storm? I didn't know it was called stream until I tried looking the song on spotify

Sometimes having someone listen is what we really want.

You forgot to mention a camchat gay whore

I have a heavy case of ear ringing from my allergies and I want to die over it.

Everyone around me except my psychologist who I only recently started seeing a couple days ago.

I hate that the Bulborb's eyes are so fucking beautiful in Pikmin 3. Was this supposed to be some kind of subtle hint that Bulborbs are descended from humans?

What am I to do with virtue if I want nothing from it?

Im tired of switch games taking forever to come out, i’m tired of using this shithole of a site and my accounting finals are in 2 days and i have no motivation to study

Thanks for the advice. I’ve been trying to do this, but it’s hard.
Yeah, but the difference is that most people dealt with this in high school, and I’m out of college now.

what drove you to accounting? that's not a field I hear people jumping into often

planning to kms next year on my bday with charcoal. was wondering what i could do so it wont fail. i already plan on sealing the room and the co2 detector with ducktape and swallow a couple of sleeping pills i got from a coworker. but i was wondering what i could do so i wont end up a vegetable

I have no LSD

I'm dealing with it now, user.
24, still in college.
Its not a race, don't worry my dear user.

If you are either black or white just take a stroll though the ghetto

Can you please call me dear user again?

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I felt kind of awkward about it at first too, but I got around it by learning to make people laugh with my personality. It was a nice alternative since I don't have much in common with very many people at the surface.

im white and why would walking through a ghetto help other then getting robbed if im lucky. sure im a big enough fellow that peoples usually try to avoid because i have a serial murderer resting face but i dont think that would work at 2 am surrounded by crackhead and nog

I’m trying, man.
Maybe one day I’ve get over this stupid fucking fear of intimacy. I guess it all starts with opening up a little more.
Thanks for the advice, I’m gonna go hit the sack for tonight.
It helps for me that people think I’m naturally funny, as I also don’t think I have a lot in common with other people on a surface level, either.

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Fret not fret not.
Take it a day at a time dear user.
It'll come to you, all you have to do is be brave.

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I'm not really sure then, I naturally don't like lying to others in most circumstances. Do you lie for your own benefit, to hide something, or just because you can?

I got a vidya problem. Got a 3DS XL for free off a friend who got it from someone else but it has a broken hinge and I think the guy was a heavy smoker or accidentally left it in a pile of shit for a week cause it stinks. How can I get rid of the smell? I tried baking soda and even rubbing alcohol, but it only really worked on the outer shell. The buttons and stick still smell and it just won't come off. Also contemplating just changing out all the buttons/housing, but I have a feeling I'm going to fuck up. Is it tough? I'd just pay for a shop to do it, but I'm ultra poorfag right now and they all wanted like $100, which is like the price for a used one anyway.

My own mostly. It's to keep peace in the house but it's also my pride that prevents me from telling the truth.

No cute user to breed with.

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I havent been called dear in a long time
Thank you

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I can understand the pride at least to an extent, but it's important to accept when you're in the wrong. The best advice I can think of would be to keep your mouth shut before resorting to a lie.

You're going to have to crack it open and keep going at it with rubbing alcohol. Smoke smell doesn't just go away. Had a similar situation with my PS4 and now you can't really smell it on the controller unless you stick it right in your face.

because you smell like sweat and dried cum

>tfw no Pikmin 3 port on the switch

I don’t want to buy a goddamn Wii-U for this and w101.

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Bulborb, I keep playing an objectively 7/10 dead game instead of moving on to my backlog, and of the few people remaining no one else seems to enjoy the game as much as I do.

See what happens when you open up?
Even here.
I'm going to go to bed now user, sleep tight and sweet dreams.
Take it one step at a time!

Just 1 month for e3 so nintendo can announce more ports for the switch
U can do it user

Cemu isn't that hard to set up if you have an a decent PC.

I really want an open world tactics game like JA2 or Battle Brothers but it doesn't seem like there's any others. Considering trying out Fell Seal or Banner Saga maybe. The games I want to play just don't exist.

I never expected the main enemy of my all time favorite video game to be a mascot for Yea Forums therapy.

Keep making me proud Bulborb!

honestly just need to keep looking for an artist that appeals to you

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Well Bulborb, I have a have no appetite and have a hard time motivating myself to eat. Of course I lack energy due to this and as a bonus I feel cold all the time. Thanks for listening.

I'm not in love with them anymore but I don't know how to break up because our lives are so intertwined.
I realize it's gonna hurt more the longer I wait, but fuck, I really have no idea.

25 years old and no talents, no useful skills, and no career prospects. Kinda feels like I've blown all my chances to actually be a real person.

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Bulborb, I keep telling myself "this is just a transitionary period, once you get to the next stage that's when life will really start." but of course every next stage comes with another excuse. "Well I need to get in shape." "Well maybe get my savings up more." "I'll decorate the next apartment." I wish I could live in the now and not the future but I'm too big picture oriented.

I started uni at 24, now that I'm coming to the end of my degree I'm off to China to be a teacher. It's not too late to start something

>china

My condolences.

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Not Bulborb but if you don't have any particular desires one way or the other just pick one user. Pick something you think you would enjoy and go all in on it. It could be something you never dreamed you'd be good at like woodworking or civil engineering but dedicate your time to something that you think is worth it and you'll pull through.

You can't half ass it though, if you end up woodworking every table you build better be the best goddamn table you can muster up, but it never will be and that's your motivation for making the next.

I've got problems of social anxiety and not knowing what to do for the future, but right now I wanted to say thanks for listening and helping anons. Also if you see snagret say hi for me since he's helped me out before.

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>off to China
user, why?

You have the "weirdo" vibe. If you REALLY want friends get them through a hobby. Friends in general are overrated though. You only need 2-5 good friends. Everyone else is basically meaningless and just an NPC to hang around sometimes.

>make friend in school
>we both graduate
>he BEGS me in tears for my contact info of where I'll be living after I leave my current apartment because he can't stand to be alone and has no other friends
>ok we're both spergs but no problemo we're friends for life dude
>we stay in touch for a month or so after I move
>text him to invite him to my apartment since he's never seen it
>completely ghosted and never heard from him again
I hope you're doing ok Kevin. I didn't see your name in the obits so I assume you're alive somewhere. Rooting for your happiness.

Honesty is overrated.
I used to be a compulsive liar and when I tried to be more honest my quality of life ended up becoming worse.
Also if your psychologist is a women then you're getting scammed

Blurb, I'm getting sick and fucking tired having to go to my inlaws for NY food event.
Shit ass "air frying" foods and today the overcooked hamburgers that were nothing more than a ball of meat when they started grilling.

What are you, a woman?

Ain't got much to say Bulborb, but it's been a while and I hope you're doing alright.

My relationship of 11 months is built on a lie. I love her so much, and I want to tell her the truth, but I know that doing that would result in me losing the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.

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Bulborb, I worry for my mother. She's low income. She's a smoker. She cleans up only what overflows from the garbage bin. Her life is a mess of anxiety and fear, she acts as though possessed to fulfill obligations she has made to no-one but herself for the benefit of everyone else. She is a good, kind woman, and is running herself ragged.
I want to heal her pain. I want to see her flourish. I want those heavy bags beneath her eyes to lift, and her sorrows to melt away.
And I can't.

everyone in this thread is. This thread is like a renamed copy of /cgl/'s feels thread.