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Itt IRL bosses
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Imagine being so fucking retarded you can't tell the difference between Catholics and Jews.
imagine being so fucking retarded you can't tell the difference between the orthodoxy and catholics
That's Russian Orthodox.
Fairly similar, but there is a difference.
Priest quartet that shields itself 4 times over. Must use big AOEs to kill them
Christianity is Judaism 2.0
The Frozen Council, a gauntlet boss where you must defeat each member in 1 on 1 combat.
lol the lower the health the less of them are left holding the coffin, but they get faster and more jazzy.
hello illiterate pagan
Drop this nigga 800 years into the past, and hed be a demon
more like Judaism Vista
damn, the lusty argonian looks like THAT
I'm stealing this
>Imagine being so fucking retarded
>Catholics
Ironic.
Think you can get past me? I donut let anyone pass!
>all 3 of them are piss easy with basic magic spells, but after you kill them, their souls combine and possess the statue, becoming the real boss
I always wanted to kill a swan, with my bare hands. Just to see if I could. People keep saying they're dangerous, but I'm pretty sure I could. There's a pond full of swans right by where I live. I could go there right now, it's the middle of the night over here. Bet I could grab one by its neck and kill it, easy.
>combine
>not the statue getting possessed by the main one while turning the souls of each escort as twin weapons
>not needing to manually break each weapon to prevent the boss from using its special attacks, "Flood of the Earth" and "Fire of Sodom"
>I always wanted to kill a swan, with my bare hands. Just to see if I could.
Just gotta strangle them, isn't that hard
do it, film it, then upload it for us.
>This is what the modern day hunter has become
He's the hardened veteran
Are they practicing Trumps funeral?
>Objective: Defend the Chaplain
now that is america's ass
>it's the middle of the night
fucking pussy
That's one huge bird
>bad guys turn out to actually be the good guys
Looks like a hunter from SMT
>Five minutes later
Objective: Defeat the Chaplain
Wes wurz kyngs...
They're not Catholics you fucking retard.
god i wish that was me
If that goat came up to me like that I wouldn't hesitate to snap its fucking neck and make a lesson out of it. It would be quick and easy, and the hegemony of the human race would be restored
Sometimes I go to lakes and rivers and sit around near the geese, staring at them, daring them to challenge me. I fantasise about snapping their necks should they ddcide to test me. None has as of yet but I eagerly await the day
>Objective: Defeat the Chaplain
user was never seen again
We should be hunting down and killing these people.
Instead you all waste your potential on stupid video games.
>This is what happened after you beat him in two occasions.
wtf i hate jews now!
Christianity is Judaism but superior and not Satanic.
sekiro: shadows die twice
Is it even possible to track them down and kill them?
>political shit from my uncle's normiebook
based
what the fuck that's so terrifying
Koopa Bros
As easy as finding shia leabof's flag
dystopia at its finest
/thread
>Rival character.
*mini-boss
Prove your worth mortal.
Nyarlatothep?
>it's time to square up!
>Earth
>Fire
>Water
>Air
>And SANTY CLAUS
Carrier has arrived
I too celebrate the demise of negros.
Also, it's so funny when you see fat white women talking about how they love "chocolate men", as if to make white guys feel inferior.
No, Darlene, nobody feels jealous or threatened.
The reason you feel the need to talk about this around people is because, deep down, you feel unwanted and miserable, so you talk about black guys in a sad attempt at getting a reaction from someone, anyone.
The moment any white guy so much as looks at you, you would fall in love with them.
but that will never happen. So, enjoy all the black guys. No real female wants them.
*blocks your path*
boss theme
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>marcus
>marcus
>marcus
Amazon Carrier Zone Act 1
praise be unto the mudercube
This dude got cucked
Have a pity reply, tranny
The Sun King
Is that piece of clothing specially made for people wearing those shoulder pads?
I too feel inadequate around black people and need to vent my frustrations at the drop of a hat into an unrelated thread about video games
Someone post the one where they fuck up and the body comes out
Holy fuck imagine obsessing over niggers this much, kek. Your mind is blacked.
furfag artist, you can always tell
Imagine the delicious shitposting you could do.
Holy fucking lmao imagine getting this triggered at the site of dancing blacks.
Freedom box*
Yeah, usually QBs and other skill positions in winter conditions like in the playoffs.
>muffled “Dashu Dashu Dashu” in the distance
faster
You know if I was dead I would want this baller funeral too.
>the enemy AI cheats
>Saint Peter walked around in simple robes of red and green
>Church officials wear expensive and extravagant clothing.
Why is this allowed?
via 9gag.com
Can’t /thread your own post
>phoenix
Yep, seems about right.
KIRYUUUUU
yikes
>Artorias gets a good ending
That's not a body...
...that's my wife!
this, hes honestly one of the main antagonists of the current struggle against MTX and Lootboxes along with Kotick.
I would pay to watch a movie about a guy like zombie boy getting dropped in the medieval ages
yikes.
Your rival from the tutorial sequence, falling off a cliff after your first fight, only to return 20 hours later all packed up
If you beat him, he joins your party
This is the boss you fight after a long substory in Yakuza
Would be an SMT demon
I follow one of the heiresses and her friends to the Rothschild French Dynasty on Instagram. They're just people going to college who enjoy life, taking drugs, and going to parties. I followed her because once I finish my degree I want to ask her if I can talk to her Boomer dad. Back when he was a Zoomer, he wanted to be a Hollywood film director. He fell in with a bad crowd and got addicted to drugs and had to straighten up and get back to the family once his pops died, having him always looks so sad in his photos. Sometimes not even money and all the connections in the world can make your dream a reality.
>Festival Dudes from Persona Q.jpg
Damn, forgot her pop's pic.
i hate you for made me laugh
>Dr. Maverick, your mentor, won't accept your weak will before the forces of Akercoke, the god of Metal
>Last round is all of them at once
THAT FILENAME
>Scream "fag"
>They turn red and go berkserk like in bayonetta
GO GO GO GO GO GO
h-he's fast
the trick is that you have to dodge directly into him in order to not get hit
Not OP, but it's all the same mental illness to me.
All you fags arguing over which sand people religion is the right one. You all disgust me.
A literal example I see.
drag race is a gold mine for these
Clerics can equip heavy armor. I see nothing wrong.
Unironically cool story.
>Defeat the carriers
>The real final boss emerges from the casket
>insert edgy comment from some Europoor here.
that's actually kind of cool
Your reply was salty but nothing like the pro cuckolding replies you go
Fucking dinosaurs.
TFW listening to This.
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The nigger and the roastie in the background fuck I can smell their stench from here
Math teacher? that's just my other job.
>an enemy airship is en route
LMFAO
what the fuck is this post holy shit.
>you will NEVER, EVER have salt like this
Coolest protagonist group desu
>tfw you realize you're living in the future
nice
>BloonsTowerDefense.webm
Kinda looks like Rami Malek.
Man, who knew Ben Brode had a twin brother?
>null: physical attacks
>weakness: fire or water to hair
>insult outfit to stagger
Jesus christ I thought it was gonna be a whale
>Each one has their own HP and properties
>Killing one causes the rest to not as easily balance the coffin
>Once they all die, the coffin falls over and opens up to reveal the real boss fight
You got cucked by a Tyrone, didn't you?
>Boss
>Not a hidden merchant that sells unique items
>I've never seen the citadel light up like that before!
Okay, I will admit it...
[spoilers] You are just a bunch of angry niggers. It doesn't matter what I say, because you beast races are so far from being human, that is why you are unable to control your emotions. Just like a dog, except niggers are much, much worse.
All the good things that happen in your lives are because white people allow it and give it to you.
ultimately, you are all hopeless and before you die and your funeral is put on such an embarrassing display, like in that webm, you will know nothing but suffering, loss and hail time.
Fuck niggers.
The only human that will ever mate with you ugly, smelly racial retards are fatties.
No worth while human wants your kind.
Niggers are trash and if it wasn't for the SJW's trying to ruin everything, the whole world would stomp you the fuck out.
Niggers
Niggers
Niggers [/spoilers]
>this kills the sniperfag
>It's a massive Papa Shango looking New Orleans witch doctor
>WHO HATH SLAIN MINE NIGGAS?
I'M WADDLING HERE PAL
their wings are strong enough to break your bones, or so ive heard. good luck. i always imaged you could just twist their necks until they break. ive killed a canadian goose like that but swans are like 20 times the size of geese
>The dog is the real boss
>Alternate cutscene plays if you manage to kill the dog while not harming the host
>boss wants you to give him a worthy death by combat.
>each has their own hp
>coffin has an hp of its own
>you can either take the holders down or the coffin
>at certain amount of turns the boss inside the coffin will make 2 to 3 consecutive attacks and have a 10 turn cool down
>the holders can attack but their damage aren't great but they will buff the coffin
>if you take all six down, the coffin will take immense damage but it'll attack normally
They're both the same abrahamic cult shit.
>The fool
>War
>Death
>Famine
>Pestilence
>Earth
>Fire
>Wind
>Water
>Holy
>incel being this mad
u mad white boy?
AVE
NEX
ALEA
Oh I get it, because it has a wolf
You have the option of defeating them or joining them in the coffin dance.
>boss requires a STR check to even face him
Never forgive Yea Forums.
>The Skull King awaits the coming of the one who can defeat him, for only through death can his title be passed on
Holy shit is that fat Arya Stark on the right
birds are the chads of the animal kingdom
>Deacons of the Deep
>so, you looking for some trouble?
Carrier has arrived
There's a video of one of them walking in the middle of new york when it's dark outside without any bodyguards.
Is that The Thing?
I wanna scratch him.
This is amazing yet somewhat unnerving, I can't find the word to really describe this feeling.
The quintessential amerimutt post. Utterly embarassing.
>Small
>Fast
>Flying
I can never fucking hit this guy.
>Be seeing you.
Weakness is coke and lemon juice
>dota turbo
>Have the option to steal things from him
>Occasionally doing so is often a valuable decision
>He doesn't get mad, simply nodding and saying he understood you were in dire need of that item
>If you steal occasionally, nothing happens
>If you don't steal at all, he becomes a party member much later in the game, respecting your honorable nature and seeing you as a trustworthy ally
>If you steal way too much, the point where he becomes a party member instead becomes a boss fight where he kicks your ass for taking advantage of his good will
fix your shit
>kill the old man first
>the dog takes control of the body and fights differently
>cue battle music starts
Hypervirgin.
Source of vid?
something about this guy's whole upper chest unsettles me. It's like he shopped his nipples too close together or something
>Bazza, Disciple of Ngubu
>boss level
>it isn't real
I'm almost disappointed
Brie Larson uses craigslist?
Is this a medical condition or just Bogdanoff
>Boss has multiple phases
>"Tuba'd for you!"
>SMITE ME ALMIGHTY SMITER
This sounds way too cool to not have been made yet
>after buff
>before buff
>shadow
>but also has a persona
...
tbf, eastern catholic churches dress the same as orthodox priests
t. arab catholic
>arya starch
>dust, what do you see?
>Teddie
>Metis
Somebody post the webm of them dropping it
that's just the final boss from shadow of the colossus dude
oh my god, did he survive?
>fucker gaining on motorboat
god but hippos are great
>tuba boss
>"I'M FEELIN HORNY!"
>Castes holy spells
>damage multipled by however many people you've slept with
>0 damage on incels
>insta kills thots
needs to be a thing
COME. HEAR THE SONG OF SLAAANESH!
HEAR THIS DIRGE AND DESPAIR!
one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.
They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.
Diddlers of the Deep
I was gonna say he looks more like a party member than an enemy.
>dermanique of the thick skin
>gossipira the libeler
>chastity the innocent
>and Mila Kunis
God I wish I could get vored by that...
>Are you my mummy?
Well, give them props for being confident.
Necromancer boss
>4 of them, each a master of an element, archmages all
>but the 5th one holds true power, the master of the dead on his immortal throne
The most triggered person alive
you are really funny, pretending to be this insecure is hilarious
>Necro
>not cyber or techno
Pls report back when one of these fucks breaks your stupid ribs with a wing-punch
PS this is the most commonly reported injury from swan attacks
>the land is the final boss
>their wings are strong enough to break your bones
That makes no sense considering birds have hollow bones
It's the name of a vidya, newfag.
BANG BANG
the necromancer, the druid, the priest, the alchemist and the wizard
You just know this guy got cucked hard
orthodox priests can marry and have children
>Things shall get loud now
Not only they can but they're required to get married before becoming a priest. You can't become a priest otherwise.
Is he toreador or venture?
>Asura's Wrath will never get a sequel
holy fuck this needs to be a dark souls boss
definitely toreador
Nah, this boss was piss easy thanks to everyone in my party having an easy height advantage: celebheights.com
>Boss permanently weakens your characters
literally ace combat
I’ve sadly yet to beat this boss. I do not have the party member needed to enter the bossfight.
>emerges after consuming the souls of the carriers as energy
Awesome, in the traditional sense that you're in awe.
guy looks like that boss from yakuza
The Observer
POOR, POOR SON OF MAN, LED ASTRAY BY DEMONKIND.
Probably for the best. Another game like it I'm all for but story wise it's on a good point to leave dead.
> technomancer isn't Vidya
fuck off Boomer nigger
>nigger boomer doesn't know technomancer is Vidya also
kys faggot
Cuz he is, kuze was an ink suit actor of his VA who was pretty famous in Japan for doing a lot of Yakuza movies.
>[CHALLENGE]
Tell me more about the Ankaran Lootboxes
>Appear as joke enemies early in in game
>Enter boss room and a regular small one appears
>Turns into giant fucker
do i need to have autism to understand your correlation?
Fucking awesome.
Looks like he’s giving a monologue with the player while he’s tied up. Like some shit from Far Cry
>boss stage starts with a tough autoscroller
>boss has three one-on-one phases before fighting them all at once
>threatens the woman at the end
>but was seriously having a go at eating the child
God I
Nah, those are just healers in full tier armor.
>if a party member faints they can do a special attack
>a cutscene where they put down the coffin and load in your party member
>but they never stop dancing
>their health gets restored and they get a powerful buff for 3 turns
>it also prevents you from reviving that ally so you have to revive very quickly if anyone goes down
>spam scottsdale rapes to build up special then set up with suspect confession to land a perfect storm for huge damage
Name a more perfect combo
My sides are in orbit.
looks like the poor thing survived a bear trap
>holy magic multiples damage per sin
no, maybe just a brain?
>defeat kid
>lesbian raises a different one of with a different color dependent on the rainbow
In Vampire the Masquerade, people with a high enough Faith stat actually damage vampires by mere proximity. The more intelligent the vampire, the more guilt he feels, and thus the more the writhes in the ground screaming for forgiveness.
>the "armor" is actually a power limiter
Jeez Yaweh, 3 angels?
between the image and your retarded reply, retard
the one of the weird white dress
Do it, faggot. I fucking dare you.
Is it one of those bosses with a massive shield around them, but only have like 1HP of life?
nah he summons units that he transfers damage to, you have to out-damage his summoning speed
H-HYAI!
God Daft Punk is so cool. One day i'll get a replica of their helmets.
What a let down, the campaign was balls hard, but as a boss it was like hitting a manlet with a gimped leg
Looks like your random mooks who die in 2 or 3 shots.
rood
imagine if that watermelon were your head haha
>sucks toes
>34 Scores
Twisting the neck is easy mode. Be a man and defeat it with punches
>feed clothe and settle every person on the planet
Unironically why though
/pol/ meeting
Cope
I like this hate. Especially considering I was the one in error here. Carry on, Zoomers.
requirements for this boss fight is that your character is over 30 and owns a computer
Cut boss from RUINER?
>half a year in and some people still don't understand the NPC meme's meta
lmao
Who's going to stop them?
underrated kek
Hey, I know this boss.
I had a webm somewhere but I can't find it now. It's an eagle or something bringing a meaty bone back to its baby, and while the baby is eating the parent just looks at the camera with pure malice.
help a brother out
>yeah, bully a baby tiger, that'll make you look manly
>boss was a party member all along
I hated this fight. The fuckers kept body blocking me from getting to the Deacon while the four fat ones casted that unblockable wall-ignoring blue ball of death.
Seriously guys, is this Guy Pierce or not?
This and sci-fi-ized variants of it are legit probably the most common video game boss.
lmao his hat a titty
>Aotearoa
What the fuck I thought the Maori were like the only native group not full of retards
Better fucking hope their gayass statue of totalitarianism doesn't fall on one of their MPs
he's unironically 100% right.
You visit her at exactly 7pm after it rains and she comes to life to fight you. But, it's impossible to lose, because she will heal you every time you're about to die. When you defeat her, she awards you a trident of light that heals anyone you throw it at; comrade or enemy.
What a fucking bitch, I swear, I would've yelled at the motherfucker right there for doing that to the doggo.
Gamers......rise up....
based proles taking care of Big Brother
6 powerful wizards who carry around the corpse of a saint to boost their powers. The saint was a saint of dance, so by synchronising their moves their power skyrockets.
But its a cool helicopter...
the true enemy is capitalism
>UNGA BUNGA
It's extremely amusing how many people don't know how property rights work.
>BUT DIS MUH PROPERTY
Not above 350 feet it isn't.
>boss is a sympathetic villain fighting against a greater evil
>defeat him
>credits roll
>stop halfway through
>protagonists now have to step in his shoes and fulfill his role
>BULLDOZER
RIPPEN
too white
>/pol/
>doggo
You need to go back.
looks like we're not so different after all
would fuck the redhead up front and the one next to greenhair in the back
>you were the boss
F
>attack on titan
or
>Captain Tsubasa
Good goy.
why
>You can redeem enemies.
I wish this was more common. Sometimes I just don't feel like killing something if they prove to be misguided or have been tricked.
But you have to defeat her in one hour game time or the fight ends and you have to try again.
>Micolash, Host of the Nightmare
>Harry Potter shirt
icing on the cake.
Does that drone looks like it's 360 feet in the air, you prancing la-la homo man?
TO ALL MY ARYANS IN MY AREA THAT BEEN CARRYIN MY RHYMES
MY NEO NAZIS BETTER GO AND CATCH ON UP WITH THE TIMES
OTHER RAPPERS SEE ME COMIN YO THEY RUN AND THEY HIDE
I GRAB THE MIC AND COMMIT LYRICAL GENOCIDE
>they took it down
It hurts.
aim for the cord he'll go down pretty fast
Fucking this.
Why do so many games have characters who had all the forces of darkness or whatever conspiring to trick or manipulate them and as soon as they're clued in to that realization you kill them.
a hitler boss fight set to a persona-like remix of the WKYK rap is something i never knew i needed until now
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>Marshal followed the Young King, and from 1176-1182 both Marshal and the Young King gained prestige from winning tournaments.[13] Tournaments were dangerous, often deadly, staged battles in which money and valuable prizes were to be won by capturing and ransoming opponents, their horses and armour. Marshal became a legendary tournament champion: on his deathbed he recalled besting 500 knights during his tournament career.[14][15]
>In the resulting campaign, the king fell out with his heir Richard, count of Poitou, who consequently allied with Philip II against his father. In 1189, while covering the flight of Henry II from Le Mans to Chinon, William unhorsed the undutiful Richard in a skirmish. William could have killed the prince but killed his horse instead, to make that point clear. He is said to have been the only man ever to unhorse Richard. Nonetheless after Henry's death, Marshal was welcomed at court by his former adversary, now King Richard I, who was wise to include a man whose legendary loyalty and military accomplishments were too useful to ignore, especially in a king who was intending to go on Crusade.[2]
>On 11 November 1216 at Gloucester, upon the death of King John, William Marshal was named by the king's council (the chief barons who had remained loyal to King John in the First Barons' War) to serve as protector of the nine-year-old King Henry III, and regent of the kingdom. In spite of his advanced age (around 70) he prosecuted the war against Prince Louis and the rebel barons with remarkable energy. In the battle of Lincoln he charged and fought at the head of the young King's army, leading them to victory. He was preparing to besiege Louis in London when the war was terminated by the naval victory of Hubert de Burgh in the straits of Dover.[23][2]
You're pretty good .
RIP
>/pol/ meetup
>literally everyone there except that guy with the milk would be gassed on sight for being lesser specimens of their race
DRIVIN' DOWN THE STREETS IN MY PANZER TANK
SITTIN' DRINKIN' CRIS WITH MY BITCH ANNE FRANK
AND WHEN I STEP INTO A CLUB YOU KNOW'S I'M STEPPING WITH STYLE
RAISE MY LEFT HAND, PARTY PEOPLE SAY "HEIL"!
Fuck off with your baby shit asshole.
>pol meeting
>venti is there
>my neightbour is there
>the jews want black people to starve to death
?
>final boss disguises himself as a npc
a hero arrives
>Gallon of Milk
What
MMM
NUMMY NUMMY
TOASTY
VERY GOOD TOASTY HUMAN FOOD
Rent free.
If it's low enough to hit with a bottle it's on my property
There should be a game where you kill the 15 patriarchs
the last one is just spinning the casket around on his back in a 90 degree hunched post while gettin super jazzy with his legs
Nah. They're not bosses, but they're clearly Ironbound Faceless mobs that only appear in groups at the very end of the game, and are such a pain to fight that most players just to sprint to the final boss instead of trying to kill them normally.
This is during the 16 election.
What really killed the board was the HWNDU stream threads. It was constant flow of people sucking of whoever showed up to "troll" by spouting memes
Eventually you had instagram whores and failed normies lurking the threads and appearing on camera spouting more memes while anons constantly sucked em off and stroked their e dick. It was like eceleb worship x100
R/thedonald did not kill /pol/ it was that fucking stream
None of these people gave 10 shits about nationalism or the anti globalist movement
>The final boss have already win and you must help him take over the rest of the world.
>MFW not enough black friends to do this for me at my funeral.
christ, are you retarded or what? it's a white dress with crosses and doves on it taken with a celestial white backdrop; a fucking 9 year old could make the connection
reminder
reminder
reminder
everytime you go to /pol/ or talk to a /pol/tard preaching about the great western civilisation, president trump, ugly leftard SJWs and trannies, degeneracy, etc. remember these meetup pics. These faces are who you are talking to.