*Tzzz*

It's literally just Jim Carrey playing Jim Carrey

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLE GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUY

Big Data means everything follows an optimal formula to extract profit from the normie masses

I pray this becomes baneposting 2.0, I love this shit.

no one, it's just out of touch hollywood boomers

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twitch.tv/sankyoz/clip/EsteemedAstuteCobblerTTours

NOBODY CARES

I HAVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT

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Hey
Wanna see the worst video game movie adaptation in the world?
honestly the movie's probably not gonna be the worst by a large margin

I was spitting out formulas while you were spitting UP formulas.

There's also another issue too.
youtube.com/watch?v=FvvZaBf9QQI
>starts at 0:32-0:37
>and with the leaks being true this is an issue

Sonic let off an EMP powerful enough to knock out electronics on the entire Pacific Northwest.

According to GoNorthwest, the area has a population of around 15 million. Bump Reveal estimates that 3,978,497 babies are born every year in the United States.

Using statistics from Bliss it is estimated that about 1 in 7 babies in the UK require a neonatal unit upon their birth. Assuming this statistic translates to the United States, this would mean that 568,365 need this treatment in the US yearly.

The United States has approximately 327.2m people living there, meaning that the Pacific Northwest holds approximately 4.5% of the US population, translating to 25,576 babies needing neonatal treatment in the area yearly.

Using Bliss's statistics again, it can be seen that the average stay in the neonatal clinic for a baby is one week. Considering there are 52 weeks in a year, this means that 1/52 of this figure are in the clinics at any one time.

This translates to 491 babies in the area where Sonic the Hedgehog immediately cuts complete power and life support to. Sonic is literally a mass baby murderer.

you copypasted this from reddit

youtube.com/watch?v=SdEaWzLGJJ4

Wouldn't backup generators alleviate most, if not all of that shit?

and you know this how?

by seeing other people point out that it's copypasted from reddit prior

>backup generators
I'm sure regional NW America has hardened backup solutions

and you just take their word? Sharp guy.

reddit posted it after Amazing Atheist made the joke

Well.... Yeah, in a hospital yes.

while it's a shitty line that seems out of left field thanks to J. Peterson and his fanboys it will make the movie great again

eggposting

Hospitals do, yes

Movie looks like it will be dogshit, but Jimbo might actually salvage this one assuming they just give him enough scenes

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youtube.com/watch?v=KAOdjqyG37A

Literally who gives a flying fuck about proper characterization of Sonic shit

>Sharp guy.
Well they were right and a quick google search confirms so...

>mom. MOM!
>i posted it again
>4 (you)s this time!

Well done

YFW there's a huge twist and Sonic.

Doctor thinks you are basic.

That's the type of punch line you'd see in a movie from 2008.

Has this script been bouncing back and forth for 10 years?

Who would've been a better eggman

jim carry is the best

The movie was announced like 5 or 6 years ago and back then Sony were the ones that were making it.

DeVito

They should've wrote his lines better then. Pre-eggman, Ivo was a nice guy

>Sony making a Sonic movie
but why?

Dwayne Johnson or Vin Diesel

why is Sonic's arms blue in the movie?!

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Because they acquired the rights to the license by Sega but then gave them to Paramount?

Sonyc lol

this

It was actually robotnik, he did it on purpose because he actually hates babies. He's just trying to frame sonic so he can spend government money researching hime

Just want to emphasize, that is more than likely literal boomers. Not 4channelboomers. Literal boomers, who never owned a sega.

Don't you want some body to lOoOoOoOoOove

John goodman.

Caspere knew this

Steve Buscemi

>Treat thot GF as human garbage
>Get her into hard drugs
>Gave her a lot of PTSD (noone wants destoyed goods)
>Made her commit suicide and sue her after laughing his ass off

How can a socialist kike be this based, bros?

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What a gangster.

Intellectuals.

Apparently a broad one since almost everywhere you look people can't shut up about how funny this is and how jim carrey is basically a god.
I don't find this funny in the least. Not even hating on him or hollywood since once in a blue moon the crap they shit out can give me a small chuckle, but not always for the right reasons.

this is why you never trust a canadian

It's an origin story, it'll show how Sonic's blue arms turned tan and why he starts wearing gloves.

fake nerds

NOBODY CARES

>Uhh, meow.

Holy shit, shut up and take my rings! hahahAahHahHaha

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>general is in the movie
>the actors are in uniforms
>An ACTUAL general had to looked/watched the actors to see if their uniforms and "performance" is 1:1 accurate
>this means taxpayers are paying for the Sonic movie

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This is just such the perfect storm of ugliness
Who thought this was ok

At least that money will not end in Israel.

John Goodman

It's part of the PR budget

I'm sorry major what was your name?

Post yfw post credits scene where Sonic crashes into Detective Pikachu at mach 6

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I’m really concerned about them changing Sonic’s design. That implies self awareness that could ruin the movie’s sincere badness. I want the worst possible version of the movie.

youtube.com/watch?v=iAjbWlp1S0U

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG'S A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER

Nicolas Cage.

It's just Jimmy Neutron growing up and becoming even more arrogant.

Nicholas Cage should've been Tails

Brian Doyle-Murray. He already rocks the egg shape and mustache, and he’s got the recognizable voice for a cartoonish character like Eggman.

DEUTSCHLAND

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Will this be the Sonic 06 of vidya movies?

I don't know in what third-world shithole you live in, but most key facilities around here have backup generators. From mass-data storage to hospitals. The former even have some modicum of EMP protection.

nothing could top the Mario bros movie in shittiness

>Literally Bedman tier autism
Based.
guilty-gear.fandom.com/wiki/Bedman/Quotes

Paramount is certainly trying their hardest.

people who are too young to remember Dr Evil in Austin Powers

idk but whoever does Trailer for Legendary is a God

seriously the trailers for Joker and Godzilla are amazing

Yup

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jim carrey alone will prevent it from reaching that level

he seriously looks like a YT skeptic's furry avatar like naked ape and such lmao

An experimental art film about chris chan and sonichu would have made more money than this shitpile will. That is unless the chinese have something to say about it, they don’t think like normal people not even people from their same region, it’s impossible to predict their behaviour.

A movie so unwatchable that it actually goes out of its way to prevent you from watching the film? I don't think it will be that bad.

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What would Yea Forums think of me if i said Eggman is actually the worst part of Post 2010 Sonic games and that i really miss 2000-2009 Eggman?

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EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE, SKEET IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING SODIUM CHLORIDE.

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HERPES

damn actually would have been a good call

>google
Ahahaha! Gottem!

I'm not sure that he's THE worst part of the games but I agree for sure his character has declined.

Let's just pray Austin lays peacefully dead and buried

Kevin Bacon

>Don't you tell me I can't invade Poland, Sonic. Those chaos emeralds will be mine"

Literal dumbasses so they can go, “haha big words!”

You're ironic quotes are assymetrical, my fucking OCD reeeeeeee

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Bazinga!

vocaroo.com/i/s09xIkrnJs4x

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Stefan Karl Stefansson, unironically. He would've nailed SA1 Eggman's level of cheese

>that sentence
>including "big words"
Gotta love Amerimutts.

agreed and amplified, comrade. ameriKKKans are bad because they are racist.

THAT'S NO GOOD

Idris Elba or Denzel Washington

>that reading comprehension
That's almost sad

How expensive do you think it would be to hire him these days?

Your idiocy is almost too large to quantify

So now that they're "fixing" the design of sonic
How will that fix the shitty script and jokes?

Impossibly so.

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user he's dead

Look at the ESL tards who think hierarchy is a big word lmao

>B-BUT THE JOKE IS ON THEM
lmao

Fuck off brainlet, fucking serious.

So, would that make him cost more or less?

you sound like a tranny

BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES

SHITPOSTING ON A VIDYAGAMES BOARD

>autism

Brian Blessed

People still think SMB is the worst. Realistically, if it weren't a Super Mario based movie, shit would be a fucking awesome dystopian adventure film.

You're right but they're going to defend their stupidity to the death

samefag discord tranny kike detected

>Sonic is literally a mass baby murderer.
Unless they're white babies I don't give a fuck

Anonymous don't act dumb, there's no reason to believe they'd all be non-white.

This film is going to be awful. Perfect for Sonic. It's like when they revealed Sonic Forces. It's a meme that became self aware.

kek

You know that the neonatal units are basically automatized work you can do manually right? Just hook the baby to a manual respirator and try not to blow up his lungs

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*tzzt*

That bit didn't really inspire a lot of confidence in me, it didn't feel like Carrey was putting enough passion into the delivery. I hope it's just that one line though, and that for the rest of the movie he's more theatrical and hammy. NOBODY CARES was way better, but still

Didn't this fit the Ready Player One Trailer almost perfectly?

>buck Compton takes 80 years to reach the rank of major and has to put up with mustached Jim Carey

Death would have been preferable.

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Or just get a retired military dude. Doesnt even have to be a general. Also from the looks of it they didnt consult with anyone to make sure the movie looked ok

A current general or a retired general? That matters a whole lot.

Sonic is Sheen

Not personality wise but they're both ugly ass CGI models

He should have died after the first movie, it's the only good one. 2 and 3 are Family Guy-tier writing.

GET A LOAD OF THIS

They need to make a update, now instead of covers they use boomer music.

>when you take the Blackpill and realize almost subconsciously this defines all the wrong things having to do with Society

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Uh... duh. What, you think they all ride around in covered wagons still, dumbass?

I'M THE EGGMAN
I COME OUT AND I THROW EGGS ALL OVER -- ALL OVER THE RING
AND THEN, I START EATING CHAOS EMERALDS