Splatoon thread

Let's talk about this game.

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I would but I haven't played it in 10 months cuz I dont want nintendo online

>Last tested a year ago.
lol

its a fun_ game and the DLC was great

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>aresplatoon2controlsfixed.com/
This is a problem with the switch in general. Smash also has way more delay than it had on WiiU.

>and the DLC was great
I need to fucking buy it already. I keep meaning to, but I'm so cheap I'm not willing to spend $20 on that shit. I keep telling myself after my next paycheck and so on, but since I just went back to it a bit earlier, I'll probably buy it soon.

I do like how all the updates are free though.

it's worth it honestly, i had a ton of fun in it 888.88%ing it, and doing other dumb stuff like beating every boss using stick controls

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>888.88%ing it
I'm guessing that's where you beat every level and every boss with every weapon?

I still haven't unlocked the hero weapons yet because fuck going through the main campaign like that again. The only really fun parts were the bosses imo.

while yes it is that, its different in the fact that you only have a few set weapons to choose from for each level, going from easy to hard. some levels are a breeze with the easy easpons and really fuckin tough on the harder ones. it's more fun than hero modes grind being the exact smae thing over and over again

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Octo daughter best daughter

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cute veemoposter

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Huh, may consider doing that then.

I basically don't know anything about OE other than that it's apparently actually pretty hard. And I want to keep it that way until I play it, no offense.

>Smash also has way more delay than it had on WiiU.
seems the same to me, it's because of the shitty netcode

dont worry my man, i know that feel. i wont spoil it for you

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You're a good bro, user.

Thanks for posting in my shitty thread.

if theres ever a splatoon thread, ill be there friendo, so no problem at all

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> Splatoonfags
Kill yourselves for overshadowing other franchises like Ever Oasis, Dillon's Rolling Western, Sushi Striker and such, all of these didn't become big because of Shitoon

I wanna get the pro controller edition of this game, is the D-Pad faulty on those?

Paid online killed the game

Why is the Ballpoint Nouveau so fucking good? Why are splatlings in general the best weapons class?

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>dillons rolling western
dillons rolling western came way before splatoon. if you're gonna use that copypasta at least make it right

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She's just so precious
You alright there?

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She’s an adorable daughteru

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Name one flopped IP after Splatoon then

Also found out Dillon has sequels, so it makes less sense

>rarely play because of my newborn son
>still can't into gyro
>bought two Uniqlo shirts

No, it factually has more input lag.

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Ultimate has, in the most optimal scenario an average of 6 frames of input lag. For comparison, it was 3 in 64, Melee and 3DS, 4 in Wii U and 5 in Brawl.

I’m not saying any games flopped due to splatoon, I’m just saying that the fact he used that series of all things makes no sense, as it came out way before splatoon, which makes less sense than if he used some random series that came after splatoon

wasn't the input latency issue with wired controllers patched a while ago?

She is.

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You again?

Expect to see these in splatoon threads for a while, they’ll burn out soon enough

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It's the new Palutenafag

What does Splatoon 3 need to succeed?

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Honestly, I don't see Splatoon 3 being anything more than just more of the same, with some reworked game modes, a new weapon type or 2, a new game mode, and maybe reworking map updates so that there's maybe 3 maps every rotation instead of just 2. And of course, brand new specials. I don't see them reinventing the wheel quite yet when there's no real need for it, and Splatoon being what it is, I feel like you'd kinda destroy what makes it work so well if you changed it completely, like making it into a battle royale type of thing.

Though speaking of, it'd be cool if there was a special game mode with bigger maps where it was 3 or 4 teams fighting each other.

And I could see maybe, MAYBE letting you choose between 2 weapons on the fly.

Customizable rooms

>only played smash ultimate for a week after release
>still playing splat2 to this day
anyone else?

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I just hope we get more fun modes like salmon run possibly, more PVE stuff

This

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>most Inklings are just kind of cute for me
>with the exception of Marie and very specifically the default Orange Twintail Inkling ("Agent 3"? The Smash default) who I find incredibly sexually attractive
Help

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Yeah, I could see them expanding on Salmon Run. Maybe doing a mode like Gears 3 (or was it Judgment? Never was a big Gears fan) where you can even play as the Salmonids.

And maybe a map editor too.

Agent 3 is normally shown as the normal hairstyle with a yellow color, the third color in ultimate iirc

The map editor sounds great honestly, some of the mods people have made of the old splatoon maps are fun, being able to play them outside of a jacked switch would be nice

Would couch multiplayer be too much to ask? Split-screen can't be that technical

bump

With splatoon that seems like it would be even harder to see stuff than normal, but that could work

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Where else do you think we’ll see inklings? They’ve been branching out into games like pic related. Do you think we’ll see them make more cameos in other games? Or do you think they’ll get a spin-off game first

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>go into Salmon Run
>It's all Grizzco Weapons

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Octo daugher best-
Hey no fair, I wasn't here yet.

I remember you from the last thread. Don't shitpost with Ever Oasis, I loved that game.

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Oh hi veemofriend

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I want my rhythm game, they already had minigames in 1 and 2 but I need something bigger to scratch my itch.

Hey Squidward. You look like you need rest.

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wait, that wasn't you?

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He’s tired, as am I, the crazy callieposter. I don’t have my Callie folder on me since I’m at work and can only phonepost, but yeah a splatoon rhythm game would be amazing

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I thought it was him as well desu

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the best mode in the game (A/S/X rank ranked) requires shitloads of grinding to reach

goddamn glitch in the matrix

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But all ranked modes are available as soon as you reach level 10.

I kinda get what you mean, but that part wasn't bad. Maybe it's because I hadn't played Splatoon in awhile when I picked up 2.

What a cute, looks like it’s time to start a Callie folder on my phone

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I want to say it wasn't, but maybe it was my counterpart from some alternate dimension where my love for veemo still holds true.

I told you to get some sleep, but nobody listens.

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That wasn’t me though, I actually went to sleep when I said I was

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And yet you're so tired.

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But yeah honestly I just want more maps for salmon run, more grizzco weapons, like a grizzco roller. Would it be super speed, faster than a carbon roller? Or would it be even stronger and slower than a dynamo roller

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I’m tired because of exams and work, a double whammy of sadness. I barely even have time to make shitty splatoon pixel art right now

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You have my condolences. At least soon one of those will be over, if only momentarily.

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More like the new ACfag.

It’s alright user, I was probably gonna take a break anyways after my last piece of my veemo and my friend’s squiddo during Splatoween

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They're the only weapon you can consider a friend.

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Ultra Stamp is a nigger special.

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>we won't get another Splatoween for years
Why would they do this to us?

I'm still mad they took away the winning animation from 1. It was the cutest thing.

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Dynamo with carbon swing speed and ink consumption.

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Maybe we'll get something cute in Splatoon 3...heh

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Now that we have a cooperative gamemode, it’s time to branch further. Cooperative campaigns now

Give it back.

It’s hurts, I want it back, I’m sad the support is ending soon

Never realized I wanted this

Jesus my heart, I’m just imagining a veemo hugging it like that

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Veemos hug other cephalopods.

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This. I would kill for shit like this. Grizzco helping clean up a dirty bay area in Inkopolis while at the same time plotting some underhanded shit would be fuckin sick

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Veemos are for Callie to hug.
Oh oh veemofriend, if you get the chance, send a picture of your veemo. I want to make shitty pixel art of it, to add to the collection

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I've never done that before, actually. I'm not going have to make a twitter account, am I? I miss Miiverse.

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When's Splatfest

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Shoutouts to these last few threads for not devolving to only cuteposting thats not really a bad thing desu. I love the game as much as I love the cephalopods which is a whole freaking lot

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You could save it to your SD card and then manually move it to your computer but it's infinitely easier to just make a burner Twitter account to post it on

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Or you could just take a picture of your switch with your phone. I know some people hate that, but I’m okay with it, as long as I can see the veemo well enough to get the details

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I think I'll do the SD card method, if only because I'm massively adverse to social media to a rather ludicrous degree.

I try my best to talk about the actual game but people don't always seem to be around.

All the hugs.

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They will be once the next splatfest comes. Also I want a show that is focused on the agents

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God I love Grizzco weapons only days. I wish it happened a little more often

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I'll take anything that isn't the "anime" they put on Youtube. Misleading fucks.

>Cuphead port got announced like a month after I saved this
That was a good day.

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>I'll take anything that isn't the "anime" they put on Youtube. Misleading fucks.
W-what? Is that a thing? Can I get a synopsis?

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Hey Squidward! Look what I got!

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I don't want to say something bad to someone who posted one of my favorite Maries, but it's better if you're spared any semblance of hope. It's just a motion comics version of the CoroCoro manga.

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Should I post Heroes of Inkopolis as a storytime later?

Great game. This, Mario Kart and BOTW are the only reason I kept my Switch.

An animated series by either japan or in America would be fine. Movie would sound cool but you know they won't get that right.

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well yes because I haven't seen at least one good video game adaptation

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This, it could barely even be called an anime

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It's a curse all vidya must share. I'm dreading the eventual trailer for MH and the Sonic redesign.

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Seriously? Such a shame. What I would do for an actual anime...
>Splatoon
>having anything, ANYTHING in America
I fucking wish.

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>Why would they do this to us?
We will never know.
It can't be that much work to set up Splatfests, they really should simply continue them for a few more years.
Maybe make them every second month instead.

We don't even get small Splatoon merch in gamestops, and those assholes carry literally everything. Half of their plastic crap isn't even vidya related.

I would be okay with making them seasonal. We don't get them every month, but Splatoon, FrostyFrest, SpringFest and the like get to come back when appropriate. Seriously, how hard could it be?

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love splatoon

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>An animated series by either japan or in America would be fine. Movie would sound cool but you know they won't get that right.
Damn, took the thoughts right out of my head.

I've been thinking recently of how a Splatoon movie could work, and it should be fully CGI, in the same art style as the games. Movie's plot should be a mix between slice of life stuff in Inkopolis, showing Inkling youth and idol culture, with some sports drama stuff on the side, and a more significant Octarian war stuff beneath the surface.

OE is just a shitstorm going in blind it is hard especially on two sections. Those being one where you play KoTH on an orb against at least a B Tier or A Tier AI. And, the second is you're on the clock and have swim behind your curling bombs for speed Other than that it's worth is for the playable octolings.

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I just want splatoon events like the concert here in America, guarantee it would sell out. I’d use my vacation and fly out to wherever it is to go see it. I wish I had my webm on me of dancing nogami I posted last thread

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Why is Albacore so bad? I can't recall the last time I had fun playing on it.

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>Other than that it's worth is for the playable octolings.
I've been wanting these since the first game and now I'm too cheap to spend $20 for them, kek.

Octolings really do need more hairstyles though. Just two for each gender isn't enough.

The concept art they showed for the other hairstyles were so good, why couldn’t we get those as well

Those are some big floppers

>I can't recall the last time I had fun playing on it.
When it was brand new and everyone was using the explosher?

Splatoon is just the latest in a long line of cool shit we don't get. It just hurts more right now because of how great Splatoon is.

You would think they add those later in Splatoon 2's life after they got OE out the door but fuck us, I guess.

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Budget ran out probably for the artists and japs said lol no. Or, they're waiting till splatoon 3

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>everyone was using the explosher?
but that wasn't fun

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Probably saving that shit for Splatoon 3, sadly.

The game is pretty dead in the west. I wish matchmaking is as good as in japan

She got them big flobs

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I swear theres a Jojo's Bizzare Reference in this game with one of the clothes.

I always need more of the orange twintail inkling

What is she playing that’s making her so sad?

God it hurts the japs get so much exclusive stuff, where’s our spy suits? merch? emperor outfits? concerts? Nintendo please. There’s a big enough following in America to turn a profit here

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dead game, people moved to Fortnite and I'm serious.

Here's your (You)

But that won't be for ages!

It's the gear that hurts the most, because that's done solely to make jap players feel superior. There's not reason they can't let the rest of the world have it except fuck foreigners.

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DS remastered
She is disappointed that none of the original bugs ever got fixed.

>But that won't be for ages!
Depends on when Switch's successor comes out. Or maybe they won't make it a "once-a-system," thing like with Mario Kart and Smash.

>haha firthy gaijin don't have superior nippon gear
Fuck, it's so obnoxious.

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I dont care how lame the choreography is, I just want a concert in a states so I can cream my pants.
Does Splatoon not sell well here in the states? I would really die for some Clothing merch and other shit like Golden egg orbs from salmon run

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I feel like splatoon may have a chance of a successor on switch. Hell, if the Wii U wasn't such a failure, I'd wager S2 would have been on that system.

>Go to the Nintendo Shop in NY
>Splatoon Merch is the fucking unicorn of the whole store.

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iirc splatoon sold really well here

It basically prints money, so you never know.

I'm sure it'll happen, but it won't be anytime soon. AC team is still working on the new one and 2 still sells like crazy.

Personally, I miss the Squid Girl gear more than I want the new stuff. It was just cute.

I was given to understand it was something of a system seller in most territories. Hell, I even saw Splatoon ads in the movie theater.

At this point I'm close to having all the splatoon amiibos...But I'm not dropping two hundred for cali and marie or marina and pearl. I'll buy the veemo girl and boy but fuck the poster shits

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Don't eat my images, gookmoot.

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I only have Splat 1 boy and girl. I really wanted Pearl and Marina but it's looking like I'll probably never get it now unless they reprint them.

I'm pretty bad about just not jumping on amiibos when I have the chance. I'll never get the Samus Returns amiibo because of that shit either.

I mean splatoon was the life support of the WiiU

Yeah I have everything besides Callie and Marie, but no matter how much I love them I can’t justify that purchase. Why can’t they ship out more

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That and smash 4

>I'm not dropping two hundred for cali and marie or marina and pearl
Are you trying to get them still in box or something?

Yeah that too

I mean just checking online, getting the SS at the cheapest is like 150, unless I’m looking in the wrong places, that’s the best I could find

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If you want to go through the trouble of getting them from Japan, you should be able to get them for about ~70 I think.

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Even then I only found them individually for 70

Thoughts on rollers?

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On surugaya, Callie is 3780yen and Marie is 2700.

user holy shit, thank you

*squidbags everyone in the thread*
nothing personnel

I never even knew this site existed, thanks a ton user.

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made for REALLY dumb squids

Made for dum muffin squids* FTFY

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You will need some form of proxy though since they don't ship directly overseas. Personally I use Zenmarket, since they repackage your items for "free", but they take a 3.5% fee when you convert from your currency to yen. You could also try buyee which doesn't take any fees for currency conversion, but you will have to pay them if you want them to repackage your items and surugaya is known to ship things in ridiculously oversized boxes for no reason that may not fit in the limits of the cheapest shipping options. Those are just the two I've used most though.

Good to know, thanks a lot user

I really dont wanna choose between the two of them this final splatfest. They grew on me a lot

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Yeah OE really fleshed out pearl

Fuck it auto sent before I finished typing. It fleshed her out a lot and made her grow on me

I have roughly half of them. The first wave of 3, Off the Hook, and the octos. Maybe one day I'll get Callie and Marie.

Looks like that day might be today!

They might put a spin on it. With 1 the final splatfest was the obvious but they might want to take it in a different direction. They put a lot of emphasis over the years on their bond despite their differences.

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Damn, I hope that's the case

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It’s our time veemofriend, we can finally get our missing amiibos

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Fingers crossed.

I can only hope they don't sell out before next paycheck.

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how can one veemo be do cute?

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It’s a magical power they have, it must be

It's part of her very being.

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childlike innocence and curiosity

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Well it works and it warms my heart

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The perfect young beauty.

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I still feel like the English localization team fucked up with Marina so now she's too inconsistent in characterization.

I feel like the best thing the American localization team did was make Octavio more than just a generic bad guy, and give him personality

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I think they've hit a nice medium where Pearl still thinks she's hot shit and Marina just has the slight jabs she's too dim to understand.

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She’s such a cute.

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The issue I have with her is that it seems they can't decide if she's humble, nice, and kind of nervous next to Pearl, or if she's as snarky as Marie could be.

And Callie is adorable.

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You got that right, they’re both adorable. what’s your favorite weapon to use anons? I like the jr, especially after the buff

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Even the most subservient people can be smartasses from time to time. It's clear they both adore each other, sometimes a bit too much. You've never ribbed with good friends before?

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Nah, I feel that, but I feel like they never strike the right balance with her. It feels like she gets a little too sassy sometimes.

I guess I just find it more believable since I have a relationship like that. My friend is clearly the more antagonistic and pompous but people note that I tend to be a huge butt to him.

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What is best Grizzco weapon and why is it slosher?

It used to be charger but ever since the switch to Splatoon 2 I can't really do it anymore. I enjoy the Jr. after the buff as well. I might not have my Bubbler from 1 anymore but a buffed Jr. and ink armor isn't too shabby.

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Agent's 3,4 and 8. When the third game happens, if the third game happens, how do you write those 3 out of the story for Agent 9 or 0 to be brought in? Who would recruit them? Cuddlefish recruited 3 and 8, Marie recruited 4, Marina? Calie and Pearl don't know how to do subtle things at all and would probably terrify the poor lad.

Salmon Run is now the main game mode

>It used to be charger but ever since the switch to Splatoon 2 I can't really do it anymore.
Same. Kelp Splatterscope was my secondary in Splat 1 but I can't seem to do anything with a charger now. Last time I tried, I was complete shit. I do kinda still want to pick it up again though.

I mostly play Splatlings. I do want to pick up the Bloblobbler, the Splatbrella, and some kind of dualie though.

This

I used to shit all over jap E-Liters, too. Those were better days.

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I’m always worried when there’s a jap on the other team, since I know they’re gonna shit on me with no remorse

The final splat fest should be pearl on team marina and marina on team pearl

I don't worry in particular about japs, they range from pure shit to aimbot like any western player I've seen. It's my own team I worry about more.

>Callie tried to do this in the last Splat 1 fest
>Marie stays team Marie
Kek

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Well thanks again friends for such a fun thread. Time for me to sleep, god I hate working closing shift. Veemofriend if you can send your veemo in this thread I’ll get working on it whenever I see it, or just send it whenever next thread

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I'll get around to it in about an hour or so, I've got a few things that need doing online. Sleep well, Callie lover.

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I'll see if I can keep the thread alive overnight

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That makes two of us.

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fortunately, Yea Forums is slow enough at night where i don't have to worry about a thread dying in like 12 minutes

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At most, once an hour. It'll get hectic around E3, though.

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How can anyone resist this smile?

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Late night Splatoon threads are the comfiest thing on this board.

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What are your thoughts for the next game's idols?

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Should I keep using orange N-ZAP bros?

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I'd like a boy and girl duo instead of idols. Do Pearl and Marina even count as an idol duo? Callie and Marie were textbook but Off the Hook was more of a weird combination of rap, singing, and actual music playing.

Either a 4 man band or two dudes
I like OtH at this point but when they were revealed I was a little peeved that they'd just make straight replacements for Squid Sisters rather than doing something else.

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They really are going to have to go in a completely different direction. 2 was fine since they were slightly retreading 1 on a console people actually wanted. 3 needs to shake things up considerably.

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Yes. If it's wrong, I don't want to be right.

Salmon run salmon fun

It’s the best mode after all

>here's food for thought
YOU FELL IN TO MY TRAP!

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No arguments here.

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Haven't been playing since Nintendo online launch

What's the latest meta now?

Booyah bombs, which are essentially ink strikes with wind up

Reminder.

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Given our current situation, I'm okay with them coming back if it means they replace the crowd we got now.

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Furries were better than trannies and lesbians

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miiverse was better than the twitter shitstain we have now

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What's with that dumb meme I keep seeing in the square? I don't care where people are kissing. Is it a song?

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Apparently the Mini Splatling is OP now. I still don't believe it, the weapon is so easily countered by pretty much everything, but whatever.

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vagina bones

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I miss Splat Bomb Rush on the basic charger, I can't into the Stingray at all.

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>still haven't bough this.

I hope the last splatfest is late june. I need to be there.

>that look of absolute disgust woomy has when she loses with a Splatling

It's the best lose animation in the game by far

I like albacore and moray towers
look at how pros use it with the map while firing

My only problem with it is that it feels like it never fucking ends, some faggot can activate it across the goddamn map and get all the way across to you before it's over.

I believe the last one is scheduled for July. Still waiting to say May's fest.

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splatmeta.ink/xrank

I hope it happens on a weekend I'm off work, I only was able to manage Hare Champion last time because of the hours I had.

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>july

That would be perfect. I hate that I wasn't there from the start for splatoon like 1. Got to make up a lot of lost time and the octo expansions stuff since I didn't spoil any of it.

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I can't actually confirm but they said it'd end this summer and it released in July so it seems appropriate.
>the octo expansions stuff since I didn't spoil any of it.
Oh man, are you in for a good time.

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There's a very small part of me that holds out hope that it won't quite be the end, they've pulled the whole "Support is ending at x time but not really teehee" thing several times with these games.

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I won't get my hopes up, but I really wish it would happen.

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Which is the better song:
youtu.be/rZaT-PpDAl8
or
youtu.be/s7nC_4ailwI

Will always prefer the original.

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obviously it's youtube.com/watch?v=IpM2jCR3X4o

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I really miss Flounder Heights y'all, it really felt like a "lived in" section of the world with the laundry on the lines and the cicadas and stuff.

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user don't remind me, it makes me remember the good maps we'll never get again, and instead we get fucking moray towers of all things

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Don't mind me, just posting the best 2 songs in the series.
youtu.be/-Chp6KiImps
youtu.be/UX1c7wgAbDA

I'm still mad it got left behind instead of Moray Towers.

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I'm just glad we all agree Moray is shit. Saw a TC rotation earlier and got psyched then saw it was Moray and Shellondorf and was like "Well, guess I'll go practice motion controls in Turf War instead".

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great taste, the both of ya

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Neither of those is youtube.com/watch?v=oCuBNdKsWfQ

>Got in 2
>Is even the only Splatoon stage in Smash
Is it because it's the meme stage
Though I don't mind it in 2

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>that part when Pearl starts singing

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It's just no fun. Whether you suck on it or you're godlike, it's absolutely zero fun and every time I see it in the rotation I die a little on the inside.

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>that part when Pearl starts singing
That's every OTH song for me honestly, I love the little scamp

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Either that stage had a bouncepad under it or Pearl has absolutely insane fucking hops.

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Personal favorite part. She was just so cute waving to that song. I adore that song.

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The concerts have only gotten better as time has went on, maybe we'll have something new to chew on by the time the next one rolls around.

I'm a bit amazed they got their own concert by themselves. The previous one had Callie and Marie but they carried the last one all by themselves and it was the best yet.

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I wish they would come to America

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I think we all do, it's a shame that OH FUCK, VEEMO DON'T DO IT.

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The audience seemed pretty evenly split between supporting Pearl and Marina if the glowsticks were anything to go by.

What would Veemo do with all that power?

>Ika Musume outfit isn't in 2
This is the greatest tragedy. That outfit should be a mandatory requirement before they're allowed to release the game.

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God help us all.

Something incredibly cute, no doubt.

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“Inkopolis is finite, its Splatfests finite. And I am the only one who sees that.”

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>looking at footage from the first testfire
>Splattershot had Tenta Missiles, Dualies had Inkjet

Always interesting to see what changes from pre-release builds

She doesn't know that!

Splattershot missiles would be annoying as fuck.

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I had some dude spamming super jump to me today and it distracted me from the incoming missile icon and got me killed, I was salty as hell.

I almost never super jump, it's too damn risky. Only if they're comfortably within our own turf.

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Up you go.

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youtube.com/watch?v=9XVAS1FiXMw

>mid match dances offs never ever

Also I forgot about this Splattack version wow

>

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youtube.com/watch?v=8L54s2m1dPs

Few things I noticed:

>the point display when you splat someone
>the original Inkstrike was more like a mushroom cloud than what we ended up getting
>Walleye had a hanging box swinging around you could probably have climbed onto

I can't believe we STILL didn't get taunts in 2. Everything it was happening in 1 and they didn't even happen by the end of 2.

>it was first debuted 5 years ago
We're already have a decade away from Splatoon's existence. What are we even doing here?

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>have
Half, dammit.

>I'm basically in the exact same place in my life I was five years ago

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INKLINGS ARE FOR ______________

Raising to be fine young woomies

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Personally I'm okay with that. If it were another 10 years, then I'd have problems.

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impregnation

youtube.com/watch?v=LVQWLwleWTo

intense tactical training to form the perfect warriors

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I honestly think I'd probably legit kill myself if I'm still living the same life I am now in 2029

bullying and belittling me for not being fresh

You sound like you need some help, user.

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>tfw ideas for a grimdark edgy Splatoon fanfic set during the Great Turf War have been bouncing around in my head lately

I should probably just let this one go

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I'm allright, I just don't like thinking about being 41 years old in ten years

>Constant hail
>Constant armor
That must have been a fuckfest of a match for the other team

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I was on the other team

If splatoon 3 were to change up the gameplay significantly, what do you guys want to see?

More ink mobility gimmicks.

Spicy, purely for 1:37 onwards
>those sweeping violins
>that drop
>that high-pitched flute playing Inkopolis Evolution
Pure fucking kino. I didn't expect them to beat Splatoon 1's final boss but holy shit they did it.

>have a great game and IP
>make a sequel in a shittier platform
>barely add anything new
>improve nothing and solve none of the bad things from the first one
>lock online behind a paywall

Probably the most Nintendo anything the world has seen.

I know it'll never happen, but I'd kill for a concert with all the different bands. Squid Kids, Hightide Era, Chirpy Chips, Fins & Fiddles, everyone.

By the way, who is you guys's favorite band? Spoiler it's Hightide Era
youtube.com/watch?v=e1gIL6ib-Bo

SQUID SQUAD
youtu.be/vAf-lY_sbbE

Same as you guys. I tried about a bit Splat 1 yesterday, and my charger game came right back. I use an Undercover Brella in Splat 2.

ABXY

youtube.com/watch?v=3F7v5HskzLI

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Race war... again

I love this guy's work. So wholesome and cute.

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Is it still worth restarting it and paying for online? Is it active? Did they fix things since online?

>Did they fix things since online?
Nothing changed except the playerbase was reduced.

Is it normal for people in Salmon Run to just not deliver golden eggs? Because holy crap the past four matches I've been the only one even bothering. Everyone else just walks right up to the enemy and then just stands there, dies, grabs a golden egg, and proceeds to fart around with the enemies. Even better if they have a Slosher.

yes. someone has to more or less be a paste eater to be stuck in ranks below profresh/overacheiver. randoms now are even more retarded than usual because they're being carried up to ranks they dont belong in by grizz weapons. expect that to be the case for the next few salmon run rotations while they fall back to their usual salmon ranks

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How do I help my teammates realize the slosher pierces? I've seen so many still chucking grenades at flyfish instead of just nailing them with the slosher.

I wish I knew. People have resorted to writing messages in the square about it.

Post comics you want translated.

They don't even use it on the umbrella ones either. I've seen multiple people just stand there waiting for him to jump or reveal himself.

How do I make everyone realize that Clam Blitz is in fact the best and most fun ranked mode?

>yfw this starts playing
youtube.com/watch?v=z-E_fh87nWY

Why can't all the tracks be like that?

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Newfag here, how will I get the Splatfest rewards when there's no splatfest anymore?

At least they're actually trying to combat them.

The only thing you get are super sea snails, which can be acquired by leveling up

Does you message appear in the plaza if you don't post it on any social media and rather just save it ?

Haven't played it since 2017 besides beating the pcto-expansion.

I liked online but fucking hated the tedious loot grind and lack of map or mode selection. I loved salmon run but it was barely ever available and had very few maps.

Has either issue been fixed?

>tedious loot grind
Still the same. The splatfests were supposed to help with easy snails but nothing has change. But they did add a new ability and fuse 2 existing ones
>lack of map
more old and new maps were added but I think I heard that they are limiting it to a certain set each month. maybe 8 stages.
>mode selection
only clam blitz was added
>salmon run
seems a lot more frequent to me but it is still a scheduled thing.

Let's talk about your file compression

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Fuck, dude. This thread is still alive? Sweet. Hows everyone enjoying the Salmon Run loadout?
It wont show up. You need to link your social media. It will save your message in the meantime though.

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I will never understand what makes woomies so cute, they look freaky as hell in a way. Maybe that's the appeal.

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Never liked Flounder Heights. Probably my least favorite map from the original.

Now Hammerhead Bridge and Mahi-Mahi Resort...those need to come back.

>tfw the testfire version of Inkoming was better than the final version
youtube.com/watch?v=5BdeTxvt9qs

>thread is still up
Good job!

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>the tedious loot grind
I hope they fix this in Splat 3. I fucking hated having to level up to 10 again and having to buy all the weapons I already had in the first game again too.

They should let you do placement matches when you first play, where you play something like 10 matches, and the game "decides" what your skill level is, levels you up accordingly, gives you a ton of gold, and allows you to buy a ton of weapons and gear that's appropriate to your level, and lets you play ranked immediately. Those first 8-10 hours or so where I had to start from zero all over again were NOT fun.

Oh shit, sorry man, didn’t mean to reply to you, meant for

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Is veemofriend still here? I didn’t think you guys would manage to keep it alive for an extra 8 hours

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There's a lot on our wishlist for splat3

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Makes sense

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i somehow dont see them as freaky in any way, just absolutely adorable, even the base game sprites

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I dont think hes up yet, sadly. Hope we can keep up the thread till he gets back.
Veemofriend a cute

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>spoiler
of course! I'll need to go back to phoneposting though, since i barely had a 10 hour turnaround and i need to head back to work again

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why would someone ever draw that

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Waluigifags are autistics. Like, really.

That's not even the craziest thing I've seen. Someone drew her with Rookie from Halo ODST. And the weirdest part? It was actually decently drawn.

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i only saw them in smash discussions, so i thought there was a better side of them, are they all like this?

this one? the felix x callie?

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Yes that. Why the fuck is this? Who made this?

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>didn't read the filename
I'm a dumbass
But seriously, what could possess someone to do this aside from money or irony?

no idea, why not just a halo character, but a RvB character too?

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Fuck if I know. Might as well be Isaac Clarke or some shit at this point. Bottom line I guess is that it's never a good idea to delve into the deviantart gutter. Weird shit will always be there.

well it's certainly taken the cake as the craziest crack ship i've ever seen

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>fanartist likes two franchises, decides to make a crossover fanart
Well, people drawing crossover fanarts is pretty common. Though I'll admit Halo x Splatoon is a bit extreme

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>fanartist likes two franchises, decides to make a crossover fanart

See, I get that part, but fanart usually follows where there is some sort of relation (pic related). This is just some bizarre shit, mang.

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>shooter + another shooter is bizarre

Name five weapons that aren't Dualie Squelchers

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I don't know if it's just luck of the draw but sometimes on ranked matches my team will pull off an easy win or at least put up a good fight but ultimately lose, and other times we get just absolutely steamrolled less than a minute into the match. And the latter always seems to happen when I'm close to ranking up only to eventually break the meter. It's pretty frustrating especially I had a recent Tower Control game where one player did nothing but Booyah at the base. We even managed to hold the lead in spite of that but ended up losing in overtime.

Like I don't mind people fucking around during matches, but keep that shit in Turf Wars.

you want bizarre? ill just throw something random out there. callie x yog-sothoth

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she a cute snackin

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Clam Blitz is the fucking WORST for this shit. There's NO fucking communication at all and people are such fucking scrubs that they don't pay attention to how many clams team members have and I seem to be the ONLY one on any of my teams who knows that a pity clam drops when your team's barrier goes up.

>was losing by just a few clams just now
>between like 3 different team members, we all had like 15 clams put together
>NO ONE proceeds to give each other clams to form a power clam

>another match, we're behind but could've possibly made a comeback
>we're right at the team's barrier
>dipshit teammate proceeds to just SIT THERE for a solid 3 seconds without throwing the power clam, letting the enemy team get to our position and splat 3 of us right then and there
>proceed to lose the match

I swear to fucking god, this mode is filled with idiots.

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I'd snack on her

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>There's NO fucking communication at all

I think that's the biggest problem. CB of all the modes needs coordination. It's a lot more organic than most other modes where people are used to using the same strat over and over with some degree of success. You need to be adaptable to succeed

too cute

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Absolutely adorable

How much would the game benefit from a "Stay Here" command?

Not much, if anyone's obeisance to current commands is any indication.

I think CB could REALLY benefit from a few extra commands, like and/or "Throw Clams to Me."

"enemy ahead", "defend/retreat" or "DANGER" would be better

Aw fuck, the thread is still here after I passed out. Time to do the thing I said I'd do. While I do that, I'm gonna post this cutie.

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I doubt anyone would listen to that. They have their own ideas and saying "stay here" would be the equivalent of "don't play" to them.

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Those might work, but I wanna emphasize "might."

Some squids are simply too cute.
And some octopodes

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>Hazard level max
Oh no

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Oh hi veemofriend

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happened to me earlier. Fucked up wave 2, somehow. Win some you lose some
Welcome back veemofriend. I might draw your veemo if you post

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>i-i care so much abut muh underselling new Nintendo IPs
>doesn't even mention Code Name S.T.E.A.M
lmao faggot

Come on, at least the loadout is pretty okay.

>tfw only ones I don't have are the original trio and their recolors
Feels fucking good, man.

If veemofriend posts theirs I want to post my veemo as well (I just want to get started on the pixel art of them after work as well)

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>first thing I see in the plaza is a totally /fa/ octo that just says VEEMO
This is going to be a good day.

Decided to make it a twofer. I've got my current veemo and the loadout I saved when I first got her amiibo. I don't really have a default loadout when it come to gear, I like dressing up my girl a bit too much. I'm still mildly pissed the witch gear came right after Halloween. I had her as magic for a whole month when the medieval splatfest came around.

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Only ever got that twice, and we lost both of them. At least we managed to reach wave 3.

‘Das a cute veemo, veemofriend

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They're cute monster girls with amusingly cartoony proportions. Just inhuman enough to add a different kind of appeal, but still human enough to be endearing.

all veemos are cute

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I am unreasonably fond of her. Gonna post this random octo I found in the square one day because the smile was too adorable to not save.

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Damn, just realized in the pic you can’t see the golden toothpick. After beating the boss with stick controls only I felt I had to use the toothpick

Which do you want pixel art of? I’m leaning towards doing the right personally, seems fun

Ok you got me there

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>After beating the boss with stick controls only
Why would you do that to yourself

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Youre right about adorable, damn

Because I challenge myself to unreasonable tasks

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Whatever you like, dude, I just posted it because you asked.

Her CHA stat is off the charts.

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If anything the grind rails level with the bamboozler was harder than the boss

Well thanks friend, I’ll get started on it when I’m done with work. I might get it done next thread, not sure

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Do what you want man, I'll be enjoying my weekend.

That might be hard
Maybe some version of multiplayer that’s more like an On Rails shooter so two players don’t need to have split screen shit and get disoriented with their screen and the other guy’s running at sub 60 fps

Wish I could do the same, work’s been unreasonable lately, but I’ll find the time, since making that stuff is fun

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Source for that pic?

The problem with NA solo is that people will sit on a lead, even if it's not a good one. Nobody pushes an advantage. The game is too volatile and snowball-y to play that way.

That artist is such a tease.

Fuck you for reminding me.

I wish you all the best.

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brehs....

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>Read their English name as Chirpy Chirps for 4 fucking years
What the fuck am I retarded?

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>absolutely annihilating everything in my sight
>people refuse to put any of the 60 eggs right next to the basket in the basket
I knew it was going to happen but I'm mad about it anyway.

High impact cuddling violence.

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octos

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should receive your love

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it still hurts to think about. I had to resort to standing on the boxes at some points to beat it with stick

Yes they should

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special love

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more creative modes. Add more options than 4vs4. Allow me to skip the bitches whenever I turn on the damn game

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l-lewd!

handholding is NSFW

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Gonna smooch that tenderly on the forehead.

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>guy tries to squidbag me BEFORE killing me and jumps in for the kill with a splashdown
>I kill him instead
You played yourself, idiot.

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That’s always super satisfying

Fuck I was not ready, my heart

>243 images
The end is in sight, we actually almost reached image limit

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It was fun, it really was.

Fuck, forgot to add how my heart hurts over that

>didn't make it into Smash Ultimate
ONE FUCKING JOB.

we can do it

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we could just make another thread if we want. Up to you guys

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Well I'm phoneposting now and my.squid folder is on my PC so I won't be eating any images at least. I wish the /vg/ generals weren't so cancerous for almost every game, I really enjoy these ceph threads we've been having.

I say let it lie till at least this evening sometime, we risk burning out if we make this a pseudo general like that.

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I wish we got the image limit increase like how /vg/ got one. They went from 250 to 375

It might be good to cool down for a day, let things settle so we’re good and raring to go next time

Yeah /ink/ really went to shit

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Eh, maybe later tonight or sometime tomorrow. This one lasted a whole day, I think we can wait a bit.

Also, I'm stealing last image. Veemo is the cutest.

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Get to quota asap and then completely 100% absolutely disregard eggs and turn your objective into 1. reviving 2. boss orbiting. This is the easiest map especially if you get the brella and coat every single stall wall.

Damn, my Callie image was sending as it maxed

Damn, I was going to send one final octo

But yeah you’re right she’s adorable

Theres no way to post Veemofriends art even if I was done. Hopefully I can finish it by this evening.

Good thread
Cute veemos

That makes two of us. Either much later today, or tomorrow I can get the pixel shit done

Suck it, bitches! My girl wins everything!

I'll be counting the minutes.

You must be trying to kill me today.

Maybe when it's close to night where I am at, I'll make another thread, if somebody hasn't done that already

Noo I want to see my Callie now

If it happens, it happens. No need to rush. We've had a solid week of fun Splatoon threads with nice discussion. I think a break isn't too bad, though if someone does make a thread you can bet your bottom I'll be there.

If you want, you could post it in the /vg/ thread

I wish I coud draw. I have so many ideas for adorable art but my shit looks like it came out of a preschool arts and crafts hour.

I know that feel, bro.

the key to getting better is drawing just about everyday and challenging yourself

Consult the sticky on /ic/ and ignore the rest of the board.

I already write and grind away at vidya, I wish I was a NEET sometimes so I could afford the time for more creative pursuits.

Well it was a fun thread friends, see you guys next time

It always helps to practice.
Here, try this. If you know how the body looks like and how it works, you can more convincingly alter it into more cartoon-oriented forms, like the inklings/octolings

scott-eaton.com/outgoing/books/George-Bridgman-Constructive-Anatomy.pdf

I think if it weren't for April, things would've continued to be alright.

some fag did that to one of my teammates the other day, squidbagged up to him then splashdowed and my teammate killed em mid splashdown so i was just laughing my ass off afterwards seeing it from afar

Are you talking about the Splatoon Island thing? They keep claiming it drew more attentioned to the general, but I didn't even know it was mentioned.

Panicdown fags are always pitiful

It was more cockiness than panic because he was in hiding. I wouldn't have even looked where he was if I didn't hear him blooping around.

it was Aprils Fool's in general. Splatoon Island was only a part of the equation if anything. This April Fool's was possibly the worst in Yea Forums history in terms of content. It was bad enough that users started embracing "le ironic humor XD" around 2011-2012, but now that moderation actually encourages it, you know shit's fucked. The thing about Ironic humor is that it attracts all these worthless amoebas who wanna pretend they smart, all while they spend literal hours on this site looking only for stimulation of their drama gland. They're not here to discus anything or engage in original content creation. Nothing. They're just here for negative attention because screaming at their mothers in their broken households isn't enough to satisfy them. These people affect and infect the whole site, but /ink/ seems to suffer the most from them, especially the drama whores. April Fool's brought them out in droves, including some who specialized in shitting up /ink/. Babt (the chronic shitposter), the "le octo'd EX" raceplay faggots, abuse/ryona faggots who only come to be edgy, etc. All came back as soon as April 1st rolled around. It's been awful.

>make post in the general a while back about how cute I find woomy's fangs
>only replies are some edgy faggot talking about ripping them out

I hate this world

The drawfag attention whores ruined /ink/ the most if anything

That's how some faggots be.
You ever know that one kid who had AD/HD and never took his meds? The kind of kid who would pull the "I'm not touching yooouu!" - kind of bullshit on the daily, along with any other trick in his playbook meant solely to annoy the shit out of everyone? That's the kind of people we're talking about.

Only drawfag who ever drama whored was Kier and his clique.

>le octo'd EX" raceplay faggots, abuse/ryona faggots who only come to be edgy
I absolutely hate these kind of people

Other drawfags were also at fault for contributing and encouraging OC faggotry.

I honestly believe there comes a point where someone no longer deserves to be treated with human dignity. These people skirt that line
>461067902
Oh nevermind it's just (you)
Here, go and make another "oops, meant for" post so you can give yourself a response like you always do.

The OCtism is real bad on that general. I went on there like twice when it was 90% that and never came back

Is /ink/ that fucking awful? I dont fucks with /vg/ in the slightest. Sounds like a discord group.

What caused discord’s notoriety on here? I don’t actively look into this stuff. Isn’t discord just used for a way to have small close knit friend groups?

No, but it suffers sporadically from very distinct problems. In all honesty, most people there just wanna host rooms, post in-joke memes and occasionally draw, but a lot of what I mentioned constitutes the overwhelming majority of /ink/'s woes. Lurking there today, it doesn't seem so bad. Mostly just room hosting.

Idk, Discord group I go to are pretty friendly and chill mostly

>Isn’t discord just used for a way to have small close knit friend groups?
That's pretty much all it's supposed to be, but when you try intermingling that with a venue that utilizes an anonymous format, certain things begin clashing, like the inevitable rise of certain given personalities.

the friend code system is the biggest problem since it directly clashes with anonymity

No different than giving out usernames or steam IDs and those don't inherently cripple threads.

Oh, I guess that makes sense

.

Geez, now I feel bad for really enjoying April Fool's this year. I hate the absolute ironic and falseflagging as much as any sane person but I thought the dinoposting and skeleposting was top fun.

I just hid in a splatoon thread that day, it was jolly good fun posting Callie and talking about normal stuff, somehow keeping the thread alive in that shit show

it took quite a bit to get to skeleposting but it was fun.

This
Friend codes aren't the problem. The problems associated with asserting any form of identity on Yea Forums (specifically /ink/, because that's the topic at hand) are these:

>You make yourself a target. Take the falseflagger/babt for example, who impersonates Sr hosts (two in particular) to shit things up
>Annoying personalities: some people just want a label so they can host rooms or post art. Others simply become well known names on account of being cunts. You can't put a name, and therefore blame on an anonymous cunt, but it's all that much easier when a cunt has a name.
>Cliques. This ties back into Discord or IRC or any private group. When you tie this into videogames, the problem becomes worse, and I've seen it in other generals too (i.e. :/fhg/). Namely, the inevitable stench of elitism. It's one thing to be skilled at a game; it's another to be a cunt about it and use it as a way to show off your e-peen.

I didn't mind the skelly posting. It's the ironic backdrop that soured everything. Ironic humor is used by those who are smart enough to know what's dumb, but too dumb to come up with anything smart.

vid very much related.
youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcgBzHJQpo

I'm just trying to learn motion controls man stop putting me in these Jap deathtrap lobbies

>jap deathtraps
Even in TW?

I remember that. It was a good thread.

>go to /ink/ one time
>some faggot blogposting about trump and healthcare

He stopped a while back.

Yeah, got in a match with a pair of Jap squiffers and almost literally could not move

I was out for half the day but coming back I already had accumulated enough points for skeletons and it was the best. Didn't see a splatoon thread, but I think I was having too much fun to care.

It's a fucking shitshow nowadays. You can't go one minute without the front page having something like OH NONONONONONONO or IT CAN'T BE, BROS or some retarded wojak/pepe. I think that's what hurts the most, people don't make new shit anymore. They just edit really stupid memes that are already perversions of fun old memes.

>squiffers
Nigga what
You got pressured by what
What map was this

Well lads I’m gonna head on out, might as well say it while I have the chance. It was a fun thread, I’ve really been enjoying these. It’s a nice mix of cuteposting and actual discussion

Like I said, it's all kids who are smart enough to know what's dumb, but too dumb to come up with anything smart. It's mental capacity that borders on the completely inert. Zero effort hoping for maximum profit in a thoroughly oversaturated market of post-ironic bullshit.

Musselforge, it was the most autistic shit I've ever seen, literally could not approach mid from any angle.

See you l8r

Well shit nigger, that sounds rough.

I'm trying to go through the single player campaign on 2 right now and it's kind of annoying searching around for hidden scrolls. There's no benefit to actually beating the levels in a timely fashion right?

Eh, not really. The campaign is more or less a glorified tutorial for the MP.

Nah, you can search for the lore as much as you want.

I may could have done something if I was using stick aiming but when I'm still trying to power through and learn gyro I had no chance.

Nope, the most you'll get out of singleplayer is the hero set just for simply beating it which sucks massive dong. There's also the hero replicas if you hate yourself and wanna spend hours just for new skins for the vanilla weapons. Just look it all up.

Just power on though. Once you've gotten a hold of gyro, you'll be leaps and bounds above pure stick users.

Later brother. If that new thread comes through hope to see you then.

What the fuck where those assholes thinking with that? Just have a set number of stages to complete to unlock a hero weapon, don’t make people have to do the entire game 20 times over.

tfw I've just successfully finished a hazard level max run for the first time ever

I just took it as an opportunity to practice speed running the maps

That’s odd, 9 times out of 10 whenever I run into hazard level max we beat it easily. Usually the only people who can get that far are players who actually know what they’re doing.

Got to the point where I hit 41 seconds on the second boss, couldn’t get any lower than that though

You profresh yet?

Never really bothered to get to a level this high. Didn't even know this max hazard level was a thing until it popped on my screen today.

I wouldn't have minded it if using all the different weapons made all the levels feel like completely new experiences, but it barely did other than the times where you had to resort to bombs for the grapples - which isn't even a main weapon. Or for whenever you completed an entire weapon unlock a set of special gear to make up for it somewhat.

>Just look it all up.
No way, that's for nerds. I'm finding them myself even if it is annoying.

Once again, the splat thread has been full of the endless and pointless posting about the idols and how cute octolings and inklings are supposed to be
a non stop imagedump that doesn't stop until the website itself forces the posters to
rare parts were spent discussing actually relevant stuff to the game itself such as music, the in-game commands and the octo expansion
There was no discussion about the meta, the weapons and their kits, which maps are best or how they should change, gear and strats
then Yea Forumstards talked about how the general turned to shit because they can't handle edgy memes or anything edgy when they're the ones who actually play the game
it's called a great thread though 80% isn't relevant to the game itself
It just needed the cephfuckers to leave to talk the story mode
God I hate waifufags

Are you having a stroke?

>461074137
I sense asshurt
Bye bye, nigga

There was constant talk about the game itself throughout the thread, and not just about how cute the characters are. Some of it even touched on those points you say weren't discussed at all. If it's not the talk you want, bring up the conversation and don't just be a fag about it at the end of the thread. You remind me of those retards who come into JRPG threads and ask why everyone isn't constantly discussing the deep turned based mechanics in a genre that is known for trying to tell stories.