I wonder how Yea Forums feels about mommy gfs

>TFW I could have had a literal Hex Maniac gf
God damnit I fucking hate that I had to move so far away. She was fucking perfect Bros.

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out

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Boobies.

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I wish I was a mommy gf

Do women fetishize son bfs then?

>loving your baby sister and your older sister at the same time
A true man would do nothing less. They’re your beloved girls and one should do all in their power to make them happy. In every way possible.

Women only want dominant chads, so no.

I do
But then again I have no friends so

i feel warm and protected

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I want to fuck my wifes mom. I think she knows it too.

Pointless, like all relationships.

Anons who want too, fucking your mom is surprisingly easy

>what the fuck?? Now way!!

Yes way, let me give you some advice and take this redpill:

Your mom likely has a dissatisfied sex life, half of all marriages moms are divorced, and the others most have at best tolerable marriages with little sex because male sex drive drops during the late 40’s and most long term relationships simply lose sexual vitality over time.

Assuming you are a fairly decent looking 16-35 year old guy, you are young, fun, ambitious and a more handsome reminder of what your mom USED TO LIKE IN YOR DAD. Plus women only truly love their children unconditionally.

I didn’t believe this advice, I got it from some sperg on here like three years ago, had a huge mom getting despite not really finding my mom hot. So I thought it over and finally decided “fuck it!” My parents were in a loveless marriage and I was horny as fuck.

So I started to flirt with my mom, compliment her, touch her more. I was extremely nervous at first but treat your mom like you would any girl/woman you want to bang and put the “mom” title off on the back of your head.

Within maybe a month and a half of this I had my mom sucking down cock in the kitchen and fucking a few minutes later.

First couple of fucks were wild because of the taboo and it was awesome, however after a couple months the taboo wore off and the sex wast really all that great without it plus as I said my mom isn’t even very attractive.

Do I regret it? No those first couple of weeks was some of the hottest sex I’ve ever had even if it was kind of an illusion of my mind. Our relationship is totally fine and I’m happy that I got to do it.

It’s sounds crazy but it’s really not that hard.

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Absolutely fucking based.

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Why would I want to fuck my own mom? She's not attractive. I want to fuck someone elses mom.

You people take this shit too far.

I don't want to fuck my own mother, I want to fuck other peoples mothers and, more pressingly, women who treat me with motherly affection.

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Note that this probably wouldn't work with super religious christian moms.

Meet up with another user and fuck eachother's mom.

Problem solved?

mommy gf is not your own mom, its an older gf that threats you like a son, no one wants to fuck their mothers wtf user

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>Just be a nice person

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this

Is that so user...?

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You only have a shot if you're small and cute unfortunately. Otherwise girls just expect you to be dominant and take charge all the time

clyp.it/00ysttbj

I used to like that and mommy porn when i was 14/15.

Now that i'm 19 i just want a petite girl to protect.

>Being a shy and submissive straight guy
transition already faggot

thread theme:youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

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>mommy gfs belong to girls
If this is true why is there no good porn of it?

realistically i want a petite girl to protect too, mommy gf is just a fetish
masturbating to this rn

3DPD women make me sick

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Faggot

god damnit
youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM

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Man, fuck girls and the fact that they constantly get pandered to and protected. I want to be the vulnerable one for once. I want to be able to cry without being judged or completely ruining my sexual chances. Fuck this gay earth.

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I was the opposite, I used to really like short, flat chested, short haired, tomboy-esque girls as a teen. I'm 25 now and a mommy gf/amazon gf is my dream.

there is
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2096138020

LONDON
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>mommy gfs belong to girls
Fuck you, bitch, fight me.

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*ahem*

Dykes belong in the trash.

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user, I don't want to fuck my actual mom, I want to fuck a hot older lady who treats me like a son.

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>unironically wanting someone to call something nuggies or tendies

So what I do with my boyfriend. He's only a decade younger than me and we've been dating since he was 16

>we've been dating since he was 16

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>He's only a decade younger than me and we've been dating since he was 16
so you're fat

This

127 lbs and 5'8. Not fat
It's the age of consent in my state so

bro even the military recognizes this meme. whenever the dining facility at my base serve chicken tendies, that's exactly what most guys here would order and literally call them tendies

I've been looking around for any good mdlb/caring cuddly mom-type doujins/stories recently and haven't been able to find anything. It's a pretty niche thing and I think only kind of broken people would be interested so I'm not too surprised but it is disappointing.

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>127 lbs and 5'8. Not fat
then you're ugly or you have a lot of psychological issues. Healthy adults dont date people that much younger than them

I love Chara!!!!

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I like them as long as the fan art uses canon body measurements.
I hate those blobby fatasses you always turn for characters into..

More, anons
More

>Women only want dominant chads, so no.
Yeah. This guy spoke the truth

Honestly probably the latter. My family has history of mental issues (although the only members I know affected by some mental problems are also veterans from the Yugoslav wars)
Oh and my grandmother was supposedly schizo/BPD but I hardly knew her

>Camilla
>mommy

she is more of a big sis

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tfw no nurturing and supportive gf who pushes me to be the best I can be

youtu.be/mTnwrNdtce8

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who is this dairy tanker?

Who's the artists? I really like that artstyle.

>Men are interested in girls of all shapes, sizes, personality types, etc.
>Women only ever want /fit/ Chads with money
What does this mean?

isn't camilla in her late 20s?

what the fuck

I don't want a mommy gf, I just want my mommy!

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incestfags are to mommyfags as tumourfags are to musclefags

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH MOMMY! MOMMY I LOVE YOU!

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>tumourfags

??

Based. Is this you?

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The average girl has boring pleb tastes.

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basically this

more, user

I want a witch mommy GF. Imagine how much hotter it'd be if they could force you to dress up for date night with magic.

A very small minority.

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Nice

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you know when you're in a muscle girl thread and everyone's having a good time and then some huge faggot starts posting girls who look like the Hulk on steroids with a female head photoshopped on top? That's what tumourfags are.

Have some self-respect man, they're old hags.

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need a fucking mommy gf NOW

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I wonder how socially stunted losers feel about gfs that nurture their demented behavior, huh.

I wish I weren't like this, I wish I were normal. Please, younger posters- leave this site and just start talking to people and try to improve your life by doing what you enjoy. This site is honestly a cancer that's been eating away at me for 14 years now, I wouldn't wish this on anyone else. Please go outside and meet a nice girl who'll support you as you would her. They exist, but you won't get them by whining here, and it's only going to get harder the longer you falter. I wish I could get a mommy gf too and all that shit, but at a certain point you'll figure out that you're not worth that to anyone if you can't offer the same.

A witch could keep herself looking like a busty 18 year old while keeping the desired attitude.

Women are sheep, most of the outliers that don't follow societal standards usually have a few screws loose.

Only if you call her mommy

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Trust me, user, it changes nothing. I'm extroverted, popular, charismatic and not a virgin, and deep down beneath the surface I'm still just a trembling little boy crying out for a mommy gf. And women are all even worse than you think they are when you actually get to know them.

I'm not really into the whole momma thing, it turns me off. I'm just into older women.

Cum inside Cumilla!

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Can futafags be thrown into the tumourfags as well? I fucking hate futa niggers.

She already lost to the childhood friend

If literal demons don't want to fuck her then I think you should also steer clear.

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>Please go outside and meet a nice girl who'll support you as you would her. They exist, but you won't get them by whining here, and it's only going to get harder the longer you falter.

Tried for years m8, gave every norman advice a go on the matter and the best I got was orbiting a girl who felt perfectly comfortable saying she had to stay dating a shithead because she might end up "forever alone like you are" and this was after only knowing her a few months.

Don't be friends with women.

MOMMY

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Who
I'm not really into doujins

t.puke-chan

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MOMMY A BEST

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Just sounds like you were fucked from the get go, way to blame something instead of taking ownership.

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so not this

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She's a Japanese pedophile who got in trouble. It's an official manga.

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post more of my mommy, user, so I can get my cock out

Futafags are more like the Femdom equivalent to Tumourfags and Incestfags

t. old hag

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I wish there was a game where you play as a mommy who has to rescue her kidnapped boyfriend from evil mommies who bully him.

>ERPfag

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This. Experience and observation has taught me to never trust a woman with your feelings. Always keep them at an emotional distance. You can make pleasant, empty conversation with them if and when you have to, but never start to think of them as anything more than NPCs or potential obstacles. They're savage, unfeeling, manipulative, narcissistic animals who only exist to spread misery and pain in their quest to find the 10/10 Chad they think they're entitled to.

He told me to call her mommy, user. I’m just doing what he said

I don't think women are worse than I think they are. They're pretty much just us but with the added social expectation that "men are providers". I think they're just us but we don't realize how bad we are so we think women are worse than they actually are.

I mean, I want a mommy gf naturally. I'm also someone himself who likes nurturing and encouraging the people I care about. At the same time I'm a NEET shut in who doesn't focus on improving myself so I can support others, that and conflict has currently terrified me from talking to any of my friends at all over some petty shit thought at one point, while simultaneously hating that I would even think such things of people I could call friends.

People in general are terrible, they can be good. People that try the hardest are definitely good, but no one typically wants to admit their own faults or improve on them. This is why flawed people like nurturing personalities.

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Oh. What's the series name. Might be an interesting read.
Also >sales
Heh. Also an office lady like me I see

Someone told me to come over here, so have this.

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>It's just Ogata-san

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Watashi no Shounen

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Ah, yeah you're right entirely. It's easy to blame my problems on something like this site instead of doing anything to fix the problems I can recognize.

The only thing I was trying to say is just to be cautious of this type of personality to begin with, I believe it's possible for someone to find someone nurturing and lovely, but you won't find it here. It's something you got to find by never giving up on life.

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I'd let Camilla do literally anything to me. Even peg me.

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S A N T I A G O D E C H I L E

I prefer loli mommy gfs.

have any of mommy’s butt?

Otome, from Devil Survivor 2. She's a flirt.

>I don't think women are worse than I think they are. They're pretty much just us
Nope, women are much worse. It's our fault, really. We basically instill in them the sense that they basically can't do anything wrong, treat the hot ones like princesses, the fat/ugly ones like lepers and then finish the dreadful concoction off by pumping them full of feminism and the scapegoat it provides in the patriarchy. The modern woman is an emotional child who flees from all responsibility and consequence while blaming all of their shortcomings on literally anyone else. They're gyrating, slobbering packs of goblins who exist solely to define which men have social value and which men don't by riding the best dicks they can find. They have no feelings, no interesting thoughts, no courage, no loyalty, no empathy, no morals, nothing. All that they do is artifice designed to make themselves appear as attractive as possible and, once it's all stripped away, the only thing that remains is a shambling, zombified creature plastered in make-up, expensive accessories and lies.

Forget 3D. Embrace 2D.

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Any of you guys ever feel guilty or ashamed that you never got molested by any hot teachers as a kid? Did it ever make you feel like there was something wrong with you? Looking back I think it's why I have such low self esteem.

I know that feel bro, we need to wait until the nips make anime real, then our suffering will stop

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> Any of you guys ever feel guilty or ashamed that you never got molested by any hot teachers as a kid?
You a special kind of stupid, user?

oh, i didn't want to be the one to bring that up

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Maybe? What are you talking about?

My brother once told me that cuz I don't have a lot going for me and cause of my personality/disposition I should ideally be with a caring and patient type of older girl. And that's what got me to warm up to the idea of mommy gfs. But I am a special needs person and I need somebody who is patient and understanding because I can't look after myself.

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Tender loving pegging is what I want. Most of the time pegging is portrayed as this harsh, forceful thing, but I want a mommy gf to softly peg me while cooing about my squirming and girlish yelps.

I saw the perfect girl yesterday, and just let her pass by because I froze up.

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Christ i need the source

>Camilla is like 20
>mommy
Yikes.

Neat. Thanks user
Now to go read and schlick

I'm 31. Would I be considered mommy?

Filename

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Mommy is more of a vibe than an age
If you’re motherly, then sure

mommy gf is personality, not age

Why the fuck would you feel ashamed at not getting molested?

>tfw no mommy gf to dress me up as if I was her cute daughter and gently peg me while stroking my hair

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It is although he still lives with his parents. I'm good friends with them though, to the point they're like another family

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She was literally the closest thing Corrin had to a mom when he was in the tower.

how about you add me on discord you teasing cunt?

YES

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Fuck off trannies. Pegging is wrong.

>he wants to be pegged
so you're gay with mommy issues and just cant accept it

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>having sex with a woman is gay
cool

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Like I'm not good enough, or that something was wrong with me as a kid and still is as an adult. Maybe all these sh*tacon doujin posts have gotten to me or something.

Pretty much this. I've given up on finding a long term relationship and have no desire to pump and dump whores, I've fucked several women and it was always a disappointment that left me with an empty feeling.

I'll just pool money, chase a few dreams and then die.

epic, I'm screencapping this straight to my sub

great in principle, terrible in execution.

Dear god it's amazing

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>mommy gfs
Did you mean: objectively correct

>to my sub
What did she/he mean by this

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no but taking it up the ass is, you're insecure about the fact that you secretly want it to be a man but heterosexual men do not crave taking it up the butt from anyone.

Would you be a secret heterosexual in denial if you fucked a guy in the ass?

fucking this bros

> Like I'm not good enough
That's more along the lines of what I thought when I read your original question. Mate, I'll be honest, I think you're just projecting your own perceived lack of self worth onto us. You got other, deeper issues to deal with than not being felt up as a kid.
Then again, I was pedobait for older women as a kid so what do I know about this.

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Tits or gtfo

shoo shoo tranny

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a son. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a boy for at least 18 years solely so he can go and ravage another woman. All the hard work you put into your handsome little boy - reading him stories at bedtime, making he goes to sports practice, making sure he had a healthy diet, educating him, playing with him. All of it has one simple result: his body is more enjoyable for the women that will eventually get fucked by him in their every hole.

Raised the perfect boy? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random slut who had nothing to do with the way he grew up, who marries him. She gets to fuck his nice big cock every night. She gets the benefits of his kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised him.

As a woman who has a son, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a boy for another woman to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

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how the fuck does one get over the social anxiety of asking someone out you just met?

not guilty or ashamed, just disappointed

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>a thread about women in some way shape or form
>tranny attention whores show up and try to make it about them
what did I expect?

>like anime milf body type (like in OP)
>don't like incest
>99.999% of porn that uses that body type is incest porn

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you dont understand human sexuality at all do you.

Have sex.

But user, you said what makes it gay is getting dicked in the ass. So if a man only ever tops and dicks other guys in the ass, wouldn't that mean he isn't gay?

I have had sex and interacted with women heavily, that's exactly why I'm aware of what they are.

nigga just don't read the words

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these kind of women only work on men who really don't like to do shit, like moving for example.
hard pass from me until the day i'll become a cripple on my deathbed lmao.

That doesn't work when the dude is some 7 year old shota.

based and mommypilled
maybe someday ill find the courage in me to fuck my mom and make her swallow my load

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I'm fucking lazy and boring so I fucking love it.

> not liking /ss/

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yeah lmao rape her right in the pussy, dude, you're so chad

That's weird because you sound like a pathetic incel who needs to have sex before he goes on a kill rampage.