Teammates yells at you for messing up

>Teammates yells at you for messing up

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:( I’m sorry

>tfw that one moment lasts throughout the day

>2 INT

>not muting randoms
>giving a fuck what randoms think
>fucking up

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>teammates just leave without saying anything

Grow up, zoomer

>You and Teammate manage to pull off a double ultimate attack together to defeat a suped up Beerus
I'll never forget you 1234myluggage

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>letting teenagers intimidate you
god you're pathetic

>party wipes because you fucked up a raid mechanic

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>11 year old starts screeching at you despite bottom fragging
I'm getting too old for this shit. Has chimping out and raging at your own team ever helped the situation? Why bother getting so worked up? I don't even get that mad when I'm carrying the team, if I'm actually doing the worst I just blame myself.

>last person alive
>mess up the clutch
>hear "its okay man, happens to the best of us"

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>teammates yell at you for fucking up
>feel bad
>teammates congratulate you for clutching the round
>feel nothing

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>teammate violently rapes your butthole until it bleeds and you wind up in a wheelchair for messing up a gank

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>teammate tries to yell at me
>tell him to fuck off

that easy.

>Teammate flirts with you

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>"Mercy, you're garbage, fucking kill yourself"
Jokes on you, your abuse only makes me harder

Friendly reminder that if you get bullied then you probably deserve it.

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>Teammate bans you from the server for beating them in a duel

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>FPS
>play badly
>hate myself for letting my teammates down

>fightan game
>play badly
>hate myself for getting completely fucking anally ravaged by some shitter

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>teammate let's you finish fapping inside her pussy

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>Teammates yells at you for messing up

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name 3 games that do this

>teammate breaks into your house and kills your dog because you couldn't clutch the game

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>2 INT
>Anime

These things do not go together, what a shit reaction image

>Yet another thread to bait "le ironic faggot I'm such a slut" replies from pathetic prison gay anons one step away from suicide
>The exact carbon copy posts and replies
>Every single day, every single thread

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hehe

>Teammate marries your mom and becomes your new dad despite being five years younger than you

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>her

heres three friendo
>all mmos
>LITERALLY ALL MMOS
>PICK AN MMO AND PLAY IT

its a video game you autistic shit eating cumface

Teammate yells at you when they mess up
Playing FortNite with randoms in squads is terrible

>tfw i made this exact thread a few days ago but didn't use a pic of akko so it died with no replies

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>Play support
>Get kicked for not being tank

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>ironic

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>teammate is gay

>>Teammates yells at you for messing up
MMMMMMMMMMMM DAADDDY!!~~

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>Teammates mess around instead of playing
>Mess around with them
>We all get splatted and inkbombed

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never happened to me

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>teammate writes your name in the Death Note for not pushing the payload

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>Turn on mic for the first time
>Hear sex noises
Yo, do people do this as a fetish thing or bragging rights?

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>You have been banned from the server for the following reason: "Fucking Trump Voter."

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>teammate starts sending you friend requests.

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>play decently throughout the game
>become last alive person in the team
>play cautiously but still die because enemy outnumbered and outplayed me
>angry mic yelling followed by kick votes from teammates with lower score

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I'd ban you for being american to be honest

>teammate tells you to go to heck

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>Yell at teammate for messing up
>Last online 1497 days ago

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>teammate tells you to kill yourself

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>ironic

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>clutch the round
>feel ashamed of try harding video games

>teammate uses curse words loudly

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Pretty much all MMOs and valve games. TF2 was the worse for it especially gay shit.

>Teammate comes up with a cool name for our team
We're the Sketchbook!

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>teammate asks for their Dole Dippers

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Akiko makes everything better

akko is dumb loser idiot butt head

>Get on mic user
>H-hi
>YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING RETARD user

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Uso da!

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>Talk on mic
>Someone goes "HAHA GO BACK TO BED KID"
>Me: "Dude I'm 25"
>"NAW KID UR LIKE 14, GO BACK TO BED OR-"
>mfw mute him.

Thank got for the mute button.

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her womb deserves to be filled up with potent loads of semen

That's a lie!

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Rude, but fair.

Because your team is full of dicks?

>teammate teabags you

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>Teammate yells at you for making a bad play in apex and dying
>Yell back that its literally your second game and you've already killed more people than he has in a week
>he apologizes and is quiet the rest of the game
>3rd teammate revives you and you go on to win anyway
Never raise your voice at me again, faggot.

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akko? more like "pooface"

which one were you playing?

What did user mean by this?

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>teammate kills you for 20 PSN dollars and shouts out Sean Ranklin

>teammate PM's you a pic of her feet

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Go play FFXIV and be a lalafell. You're more than likely to get someone hitting on you.

>fuck something up in a dungeon
>tank asks if I'm retarded
>reply with "apparently"
>been friends for 4 years since

Kinda gay

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Stop posting Kagari

>Faggot in my team starts talking mad shit after an unlucky first round
>Have 0 kills, he has like 1 assist, maybe a kill
>As the rounds mount so do my kills
>Win the game, top the scoreboard
>Loudmouthed retard somewhere down the bottom
>"Carry's on the house, just this once, don't let me see you again faggot"
>The crushing silence
>Unrelated teammate types "lmao"
>Silence pressure increases enough to shatter submarine glass

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last one i played was ff14
i actually only really had one person, but it was during a dungeon and they were from a different server they said my c@boi was cute and kept jumping on me when waiting for bosses to start
felt bad when it was over

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Wow!
What a save!

>teammate disintegrates you with technology from the far off future that they smuggled back in time using a warp anus for failing to defend the capture point

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>teamates are black and are speaking some bastardized version of English you can't understand while making the "BRRRPT BRRRPT" noise they like to do in rap "music"

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Guys, I think I'm at the objective!

this

have it remain elevated

What game was he playing? I'd like off this ride.

>teammates starts venting about their real life

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>teammate transcends mortal physicality and becomes the entirety of the Universe and punishes you to an eternal damnation of suffering and torment in a hellscape flesh dimension filled with river of flaming liquid feces , boiling blood geysers and pus torrenting maelstrums and into a form that cannot scream for letting the courier die

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>fuck up
>get yelled at

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>tfw that kid saying he's crying in the chat because his parents are fighting again.

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>Manage to get a frag grenade into a hornet's cockpit in Halo 3 and snag the kill that wins you the match in a big inter-clan tourney with prizes and shit on the line
>Teammate got a headshot just a second later as the match was ending
>Teammate calls you a filthy liar and convinces your clan leader he won the match and not you
>Gets a bunch of free cool merch for a contest the clan had been running, while you get kicked for trying to lie to win
>Get a letter yesterday from the clan leader over ten years later with a gift card for $200
>Had gotten your address from a mutual friend to let you know the other guy had recently bragged about getting you kicked to take your prize, and the rest of them felt really bad they'd helped him bully a little kid, so he gave you the money equivalent to the prize you had lost out on.

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go to bed kid

...

>clan leader anally vores for not complimenting her new weapon skin

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>team will absolutely lose
>teammate starts cheering against us

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>tell teammate to kill himself
>he actually does

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>be on trial for new guild
>super nervous and mess up because of it
>guildmate makes joke about how bad you are
>everyone in the guild starts laughing

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>Teammates act more careless because you are a healer

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that's what you get for playing mmos or any multiplayer games

>play support
>you get play of the game AND mvp of the match

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whys that stupid baby so happy about getting a passport
probably doesnt even know what that is or what its for

>tfw you know you fucked up before anyone even realizes

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same could be said of the support

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He's still a baby so he thinks it means he can migrate off this fucked nightmare of a planet.

>Worst performing member of your team starts whining
>Guy who's slightly ahead of everyone on the scoreboard claims that he's carrying the team

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retard detected

>somebody else takes the blame
>you get off scot-free

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Yet here you are. Strange, isn't it?

>people say communicating with your team is important for winning a match
>perform better while everyone is muted
When will these try-hard fags learn that VoIP is only there for verbally shitposting with other players?

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what going on in this thread

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>Solo lane has worst stats of the team
>But you're the only one who realizes it's literally because your jungler is being a petty shitter and refusing to help him while the other team's jungler AND mid are camping solo lane to pick on him
>While your own team tunnelvisions their own lane yet accomplishes nothing in them

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Undercover akkoposting

akko hate

>some user makes thread on Yea Forums
>decide to use it as shitpost fodder

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>getting intimidated on an online game
neck yourself

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Gay marriage. Diana asked us to lure you here.

>watch replay
>watch enemy team fall apart and lose morale in chat

Start playing even more retarded out of spite. That's what I do.

>Teammates ignore you

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>teammate wants the D

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>teammate wants to peek under your skirt

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anyone else love roleplaying in team games as a dumbass?

like, not obnoxious screaming, or insulting others, but actually roleplaying as someone who doesnt understand obvious mechanics to annoy others.

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is LWA any good?

>teammate starts spamming the voicechat with RickRoll, GummiBear and Axel F Frog

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The porn is great just like the anime

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you wouldn't fuck a retard

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>Lose the match still end up in 1st place
Even losing I win

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>12v12 dodgeball TF2
>entire team dies and they killed nobody
>12v1 and I start systematically killing them all one by one until there's just one guy left
>he leaves and robs me of the satisfaction

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LOOK HERE

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only in CS:GO
i love it when some spanish faggot keeps yelling at me cause he thinks I'm dumb and at the end I'm 15 kills ahead of him
some real niggers play CS

happened to me once

>Implying

Dumb girls are the best to fuck. They'll do anything because they're clueless.

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That's really nice, user.

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Oh wouldn't I?

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based nanako poster

The majority of people who play online games lack the mental maturity to understand that flaming is counterproductive.
I usually don't get worked up when playing games because I've honestly gotten too old for that shit.
However, sometime last year I was playing wingman in CSGO and got matched up with some screeching kid who would not stop talking shit about me whenever he died in the first 10 seconds of the round and left me to 1v2.
If I succeeded, he didn't say anything.
If I lost the 1v2 however, he'd just flame the fuck out of me.
At the end of the match, we barely won by 1 round and I went something like 22-5 while he went 6-15.
Yet he STILL continued to talk shit.
At this point I couldn't stand it anymore and told him to kindly shut the fuck up and understand that got fucking carried.
Seriously drives me nuts that people can be so completely devoid of self-awareness.

Puffy vulva.

both

>tfw brainlet
>But not a cute girl so no one will tolerate me

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is akko canonically retarded

Stupidity is always cute.

>do really good multiple rounds in a row
>people want to add me
>tell me theyre adding me
>tell them i wont accept
>they send it anyway
you fucking idiots

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I'll tolerate you if you're a cute boy

Yes. She's canonically stupid and sucks at magic as well.

You really shouldn't user, banging a dumb girl spoils their innocence and can really mess with their heads.

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I use to pretend to not understand the concept of CTF on Halo 3 and would spout alot of bullshit, I would get one dude sometimes that would spend the entire match tying to explain it to me over and over. But that was back when everyone used mics and weren't afraid of being banned for wrongspeak.

is the anime any good though

The movies are decent. The show is decent.

She's very clumsy and is very weak when it comes to magic. Ironically she was chosen by a very powerful magical artifact to be wield it.

t. 1 INT

unironically this

>girl fucks up
>nobody minds

>you fuck up
>everyone instantly calls you a retard

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god that feeling is awful

I'm into breaking people, user.

But I wouldn't ruin a dumb girl I love.

Fuck I love T-bagging my teammates

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>Rickroll

Now that was a good meme.

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>teammate calls you a faggot
I didn't even speak yet, how did he know?

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>when its the same guy doing it every fucking pull

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It's your gay aura.

Can smell the cumbum from a mile away

>when it's a woman and her boyfriend is patting her on the back for trying

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The future is Sneed old man

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>teabagging your teammates
>while they're still alive

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are you fucking retarded?

Yes, this is the exact type of thing I'm talking about. I don't know why its so fun fucking with people like this. I never reveal that I was "merely pretending to be retarded xD", either.

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>teammates say they're going to fill me with their cocks for screwing up

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It's not dead yet, I opened a game recently only to get rickrolled. Can't say the one so I won't spoil anyone who downloads it, all I can say is it felt weird to me, usually I would be annoyed at devs memeing, but for some reason all it did was remind me of better times. Just something I wanted to share.

Why would that make you sad?

Because it's just shit talking and it won't actually happen.

>It wasn't just threats
>They come into your room and take turns with your holes

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>playing D2 raids through LFG and fuck up one mechanic in a boss encounter

feels bad man

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I am much happier and more productive since I stopped playing that bullshit CS:GO
Literally half of people playing it are the most retarded non-thinking morons you can imagine, who have no concern for team morale and don't hesitate to spout their shit at others
>inb4 muh toxic trash talk is part of the game
I don't care if someone comes with a bit of banter or trash talks the opponent but you must be a retard if you flame your own teammates without providing some constructive suggestions and expect them to suddenly play better because of that.
Chances are they feel completely shitty and are now playing even worse.
Fuck, makes me so mad.

>Teammate is literally crying

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this is the first time I've seen Akko look this sad, she looks like she got her heart broken, what happened?

shes sad

>What happened?

They took turns with her holes

>teammate jumps down a cliff
>follow right behind him while T-bagging him in the air

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why would that ever affect anyone?

>Teammates yells at you for messing up
>stare him right into his eyes while messing up again and harder

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>be me 14
>raiding to with guild
>run in instance after wipe, trash respawned, wipes raid
>get yelled at over vent start to cry because little boy
>kick me
>invite me back because I'm a healer
still have ptsd

>Teammate flames you
>Add him as a friend

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>be me
>17 at the time
>hawken already dying, especially on EU PS4 servers
>sit on empty servers all day waiting for someone to enter
>guy joins in
>he's playing a massive type c heavy assfucker that could torn my petite type a sniper mech to shreds at close range
>literally owning the nigger
>decide to put mic on
>dude keeps calling me pussy, fag, etc.
>you got mail
>he slides in my dm's and shitstorm continues
>"you wanna 1v1 for cash?"
>"nigga i'm underage jobless kid"
>guy turns out to be nice
>for the next 3 hours he tells me that he owns a house, 2 cars, tells me about his wife, kids, how good of a life he has, gives me general life advice
>nicest person I ever met online
>mfw this actually happened

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>Teammates yell at you for messing up
>Bring the whole thing crumbling down out of spite.

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>Teammate says you're ass
>Sends a Steam friend request every other day

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>teammates start roasting eachother over kd ratio
>start sabotaging eachother
Why are people like this? Gamers need to rise up together.

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>tell them it's just a game loser
>hear them have an autistic fit
Everytime

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>and then the whole server clapped

yes please
i'm a guy btw
no homo btw

Is this pic real? I played neither of the games but goddamn. Snake always always had a 10/10 booty.

>enemy team is winning whole time
>they throw
>we win by chance
>end the match
>type "gg ez"

But why? She should look more like this.

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Hosting the game teammates rip me a new asshole, warn them I'll end the match, they call my bluff, end it anyway, get dozens of hate messages and threats. Oh the good ol days of cod.

What’s your favorite gun in Modern Warfare? I like the nit kor nit kor nit girl pew pew pew pew National Socialism stands for Jordie Jordan Richard J Samuelson McGravy

>play league of dotards
>someone says literally anything
>detect the slightest hint of disrespect
>destroy items and feed mid until the game is over
>never get punished
>literally
>not
>even
>once
>I've done this hundreds of times
This is the only reason I ever come back to this dead fucking game

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how about you stop being a fuckup
the only reason you play team games is because you don't have the skill to carry yourself in 1v1 games
admit it

>Playing support
>One dude starts calling for heals when he has low health
>Same dude calling for heals when he has full health
>Same dude calling for heals when i'm dead and respawning
>Same dude calling for heals when the match ends
>People start spamming the "call for healing" button because of him
I really hope you people don't do this.

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>someone says something not nice to me
>do everything possible to ruin the game for everyone

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sexy Asian Gorl...

based

honestly the only reasonable response

watch the anime faget

the reason is genuinely heartbreaking

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>teammate complains I don't talk enough, don't communicate enough
>put mic inside mouth
>start deep breathing/dry heaving
>do so until kicked/banned

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>south african joins game
>loses and blames his 200+ ping for it, complains about it constantly
>soon after that he starts claiming how everyone in the EU and America is braindead, ignorant and that the entirety of Africa has better culture than most of them
Why are niggers like this?

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vocaroo or it doesn't happen

Fine, but there better be healing, Akko's much better when she's smiling and happy even if she's a bit dumb

bad day i guess

>fuck up
>take responsibility for it
>still the best player on the team despite my mistakes

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>teammate ragequits or rage-votekicks you when you call them out for messing up

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vocaroo.com/i/s1VSN7p0I1lL

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are u ok?

>teammates are allowed to voice chat while dead
>be last alive
>REEEEE HES DEFUSING IDIOT LOOK AT THE BOMB
>turn from doorway to look at bomb
>guy comes in and blows me away from behind
>there was no one on bomb

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did he died?

>Playing with a group of friends
>One of said friends invites a friend of theirs into your group without talking about it beforehand.
>Try to chastitize them for not clearing it with the group first, but get told that it’s “okay” due to being short a player.
>Said addition fuck ups up the game for your entire team because they don’t know how to play it, leaving everyone bitter except said player and thier friend.
>You figure out who said friend is and whale the tar out of him on his way home from high school.
>He never comes back to play and your group is better off.
Fun times.

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teammates who backseat while dead are the absolute fucking worst

Namefigs are the wrost

cringe

>supreme poster of /pol

Cringe

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>game disables chat outside of canned responses and emotes
>spam "nice!", "good job!", "thank you!" and other positive reactions when your teammate fucks up

>AND /JP

AHAHAHAHHA

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I'm sorry for missing that open goal...

Nice shot!

I'm trying, user. I really am.

Is it wrong if I want to breed the fuck out of this dumbfuck high schooler?
Like, it's not really pedophilia because she's already in her sexy years and can get pregnant, but she's under 18 so I don't know if it would be okay.

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>teammate yells at you for absolutely anything
>single them out and start fucking them over at every turn

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Good Job!

Checking if this is a low self esteem and gay thread for copypasta dumping
There is a bit, but it didn't get get enough replies to become an epidemic.
Fuck it, have the copypasta anyway.

You are lonely, not because you lack friends, but because you are unhappy with yourself.
You are unhappy with yourself because you are useless and pathetic, and you haven't achieved any of your goals in life.
Even if you had friends, you'd still be sad, because friends won't fix what's wrong with you.
You try to turn to internet roleplaying as an escape, but you roleplay as a weak anxious screwup. Instead of overcoming your issues, you get addicted to them.
You are going to kill yourself one day. The sooner you do it, the less of a burden you'll be on the people around you.

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>Opponent yells at you because he's mad.

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Depends entirely on your local laws and if your mom/dad would beat the living shit out of you if they found out.

[Spoiler]She's legal in the UK so I'd smash her pasty. But she's also not real.[/Spoiler]

>playing tf2 with friend
>we’re on a casual capture the intelligence
>we just need to capture it one more time
>someone takes it and are really close to our base
>they die
>i take the inteligence and run towards the base
>fall off the map like a dumbass
>entire chat is spammed with Thanks!
>my friend is dying of laughter
it was a pretty embarrasing moment

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Can't blame ya.

If your teammates aren't even trying to play the game well, then it's not like you can make them stop. Not by being nice, not by yelling, not by votekicks.
Might as well get your enjoyment from pissing them off. It's as valid as enjoyment as any, I suppose.

>tell them it's just a game loser
>hear them have an autistic fit
This. You can't stop people from being bad, why not find a way to enjoy it?

I-i'll just leave...

It's not wrong because of her age, it's wrong because of her mentality, the girl's head if fun of rainbows she probably doesn't even know what sex is. You can't lewd girls like that.

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Sentience is not a requirement for reproduction. Just look at dogs, bugs, bacteria, and Africa.

>teammate fails the same raid mechanic 10 times
>don't get mad because I'm not an autistic sperg
>realize it's just a game, and instead laugh and have fun
The only thing that actually angers me is other people getting mad and complaining over stupid little things like this. Just have fun, no point in playing the game otherwise, right? Your negativity is just bringing everyone down and making it worse.

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tell them you are a pregnant 17/f and they will forgive you

>You can't lewd girls like that.

Just try and stop me

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BASED

You've missed something important.
Emotionally abusing the incompetent is fun.
Why do you think I'm on Yea Forums?

And if you're going to say "Don't bring your team down for the sake of your enjoyment", you're already accepting someone who's doing that by failing raid mechanics.
If harm to your teammates is outside of your morality, you can do all sorts of sadistic stuff and have fun. Just a game bro, don't get all worked up.

I don't have to, the very fabric of reality will do that for me

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This is specifically why I can't bring myself to use a mic except when party chatting with friends; I turn into a frothing madman who is willing to call literal children 'stupid fucking retard shits'

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You are right about one thing though. If your fun relies on your teammates pulling their weight, then your personal tastes are shit and you need to get a better sense of fun.
Learn to enjoy the negativity.

What a cute, dumb creature.

>I turn into a frothing madman who is willing to call literal children 'stupid fucking retard shits'
Sounds like an good time to me. What's the issue?

She's married user, sorry.

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what the fuck? that's super gay and also illegal to date your teachers.

she only really sucks at magic because it was stolen from her

The anime is fun. Nice animation. More of a SoL than anything

It's okay, I wouldn't marry a cute retard.

>>Teammates yells at you for messing up
>call him a cocksucking autist and throw the game
FUCK TRYHARDS and FUCK AUTISTS

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This desu.
What's he gonna do, yell harder?
If you willingly walk into a game where you can't stop your teammates from being retards, and you can't stand your teammates being retards, wtf are you doing.

relax user, neither of them knows the true meaning behind those words they shared.

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I don't want to get banned for going Satsui no Hado on some innocent children playing Sea of Thieves

>I don't want to get banned
Neither do I, you know what I do? I don't play games I can get banned from.

Because bans are inevitable in any game that has them, no matter how you behave, because it's not up to you. The moderation staff can have their heads up their asses and be biased as fuck and your opponent can be assblasted about purely being bad, and your only crime is being in the wrong place at the wrong time and saying "? lol".

I forgive

u w u

fag

>Maybe if you were better at sports your dad wouldn't need to cheat on your mom

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>:(

Based little space ball

stop being mean epic banties