Which job would be most fit for modern Link?

Which job would be most fit for modern Link?

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Realistically, a bodyguard.
He could also be a pretty good sharpshooter and archer, if he wanted to go for sports. Could also easily get into fighting like MMA or something.

But if we are trying to joke here, then I guess

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Rimjob.

>joke

Can someone start posting some Links in here for me?

A farmer on a ranch.

Prostitution

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HEY

WHERE'D THAT WEBM GO

FUCK YOU LIKE MODS

Gay porn star

I don't know, but coming from Brawl to Ultimate his gameplay feels wayyyy better!

Now if they made a modern world Zelda game, I hope it's in a different world that Link has fallen into and has Samurai Jack vibes
Best thing about that final season was how much he'd adapted to the future and had the robotic armour, motorcycle and mini gun

Link is not for your lewd thought
Do not dirty the pure boy

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All twinks must be plowed, user.

It's mandatory.

Yes, good.

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Every fucking day with you jokers. Every single fucking day.

Either college student who enrolls in an academy to become a royal guard or starts as a royal guard already because family members are in da biz

Zelda could be the important target of a terroristic association codenamed Yiga, while their leader goes by the codename of Ganon, true name Ganondorf (I know I reversed the name thing on him)

Stop defending him and just show me his butt already

shut up and post twink link

He'd be a loser!

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Olympic archer, body gaurd, guy who fucks princesses.

Postman

sugar baby

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MOOOOOREEEE

>*ends up dead and asking for Link's help*

A farmer, obviously.
He's the kind of guy that just wants to be left to chill if there's no need for it.

That's the shit I'm after

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