>Are you in charge here?
Are you in charge here?
BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES
Is Robotnik's assistant supposed to be Snively?
I’m in charge here
Yes
Yeh
SHITPOSTING WHILE AUTISM RISES
why isn't he an obese balding redhead?
In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on a level of height the disparity between us is favours your own volume relative to mine
Because Jim Carrey isn't an obese bald redhead.
And Eggman's always been brunette.
He literally is one at the end of the trailer.
Robotnik has no respect for the military. This makes me so angry.
How much is Paramount paying you to force this meme here?
DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE
HEY
YOU DON'T TALK TO MY WIFE LIKE THAT
I can't believe people think he's going to "carry" the movie. His shtick and he himself does NOT make an appropriate Robotnik.
>she/her
wooow
I’ve paid you a small fortune
trannys make the best chiptunes
LIVIN IN AN AMISH PARADISE
WE SELL QUILTS AT DISCOUNT PRICE
LIVIN IN AN AMISH PARADISE
>MtH
Male to Hideous?
Oh sure, but most of us aren't autistic, and he was funny. Probably it'll be the rdj iron Man thing, and all future versions of robotnik will be like Jim Carrey. I look forward to the seething
youtube.com
Life imitates art
>Jim is a joke
>his act is a joke
>the movie is a joke
Seems like a pretty good fit to me. Its impossible to make a love action Sonic movie that takes itself seriously.
>love action Sonic movie
What's his name again?
That's how Jim Carrey should START the film looking like. But it appears that this is literally the end of the film, and the film sets up Robotnik and Sonic on Moebius for the sequel. The film is really just a prequel set on earth to draw in normies.
Guy Not In Charge
Today I will remind them
Joe "Not in Charge" Bennington
Lt. Buck Compton.
is this an actual baneposting reference?
This movie will unironically be kino, especially now since they'll change the model.
>Hedgehog America
every fucking time
nobody cares
Damien Dark
>I'm going to die
My eyes always go right for that line
this would be enough for me to go to the theater and sneak in
Will he (or a parody of him) make a cameo?
the mosquito man
Heh. Still not going to pay a fucking DIME to see it.
> Anti vaxxer
> Gave his girlfriend herpes
Jim Carrey is an asshole, why do people hire this guy?
Nobod Ichares
based
because he's an asshole.
smee
Billy G.U.N.
>Sonichu?
>Yes father?
>Zap?
>To the extreme?
>*nods*
>BEEN SPENDING MOST OUR LIVES
24601
This scene will invalidate any scene where Sonic is in trouble at any point in the movie.
>How much is Paramount paying you
Do you feel in charge here?
It's obvious that Sonic has some speedforce shit giving him his powers.
Any danger will come from his speedforce being removed/overwritten and him not being able to bullshit out of any trouble.
>Eggman isn't an over the top meme man
t. classic autist
>hey everyone, it's Jim Carrey as Jim Carrey playing Jim Carrey starring Jim Carrey!
Couldn't they have had Eggman be CGI as well with Mike Pollock's voice?
Sergent Incharj
LIVING IN A SHITPOST PARADISE
Listen here you little hedgehog
Yeah. Didn't you see the part where Jim told him to "quit sniveling"?
Doctor Robotnik. I'm USA.
THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
IM IN CHARGE HERE
>Eggman's robots and mechs are the generic bland Sonic 2006 shit
Of all the games to emulate.
the doctor thinks you're basic
Chester Bennington
Hopefully he gets more creative as he goes crazy
That's boring and cliché, though. I want to see something different.
The only saving grace for this movie would be the final battle involving Big Arm, Egg Viper, or hell I'll take the Egg Dragoon again.
I honestly hope so, because none of the other human characters look sympathetic.
Although that would mean the other antros would also be bizzare like Sonic.
The trailer already had Sonic shot with a fucking dart
Where do you get the idea that this is how the film ends? It’s how the trailer ends, but for all you know that shit could happen 30 minutes in.
and this gives you power over me?
kindly fuck off back to tv
bane
Are you autistic or just arguing for no reason? Of course that's near the end of the movie.
>whataccountsforamere13percentofthepopulationbutalsoawhoppingover50percentoftheviolentcrime?
your mom went to visit and now it's over capacity
Black hedgehogs
...
...
...
do you feel in charge?!
I GUARANTEE you that is the last frame of the movie. Carrey will flip on the goggles, say a one-liner (or says it before) and cut to credits.
...
...
unironically sounds good when played at 1.75x speed
Uhhhhh you don’t get to bring friends
>shadman
i like it
Lt. Basic
John Major, Militar Marine
Oh shit it is
>Another era of baneposting is about of arise
YES
I cant believe he's in the movie
Who is Agent Stone?
Not Important
he works for the mustachetta men
CIA
It's... almost like that's all hollywood does. Whoa..
Yet Sonic gets tranquilized instead of easily being able to dodge it.
His super speed is inconsistent.
based weird al poster
>turn animals into robots
fuck now I remember this was the plot of the sonic cartoon right?
that shit was kino
Because most Hollywood producers have done worse.
He wasn't expecting that. It's like when you're driving, something frightens you, and the curve you always drive through easily is the place where you die after you crash your car down the valley.
lol I legit thought I was in Yea Forums
Major Dickface
>Anti vaxxer
thats not a bad thing though boomer
Do I feel in charge?
I've had the exact same experience myself, where I've honestly forgotten which board I'm on and think it's Yea Forums
b-but i paid you a small fortune...
3d sonic era suck
Day of the rope soon, nigger
enjoy your autism
YORE
That was literally the plot of most of the games. When you beat each level, you step on the button releasing the animals from their prison. All the robots you kill along the way were previously animals.
Angry Joe
I mean there's at lest a 90% chance Sonic gets his powers upgraded from rings or the chaos emeralds in the course of the movie.
Do you really think EVERYTHING else in the trailer is going to happen in under 30 minutes?
This film looks fucking amazing.
>Pronouns in bio
Underrated
>anti vax
sounds based AF
>now we have to deal with another barrage of unfunny Yea Forums memes
if people are telling you to fuck off with your unfunny shit on Yea Forums it's not going to be any different here you fucking mouth breathers
I still love Jim Carrey even though he's pretentious and borderline crazy. He was the funniest man in the world for years and he put in some damn fine dramatic performances over the years. Also Kidding wasnt bad and seemed to be pretty reflective on his career, behavior and public perception
Sonic's just physically fast, not "I can think faster than the fastest super computer" fast
Because people can separate art from the artist, unlike you
>Gave his girlfriend herpes
Yeah I'm sure he gave her herpes and the gold digging whore half his age was just a victim
This.
The nina meme is probably one of the laziest most normalfag memes to come out of FMA.
It's the anime equivalent of 'the cake is a lie' joke.