Uh oh sisters! Thanos has traveled across space and time, collecting all the Infinity Stones, Dragon Balls, Chaos Emeralds, pieces of the Triforce, and has just drawn the 5th and final piece of Exodia, and has now arrived at the most recent vidya you're playing.
Odds, the main character gets dusted.
Evens, they live and must now face Thanos. How do they win?
Leave capeshit to me
Gex will dab on his corpse.
T U R T L E POWER
FUCKING BASED
>Gets dusted
>Comes back through the power of the Dragon's Blood
>Firecrackers u ;)
I don't exactly know what happens cause I can't follow the action...
..but at one point, Thanos does wear a cowboy hat. Also dies to a Royal Relase.
>Steals everything off of him in an instant
>Nothing personification kiddo
ORA ORA Stands and shit
Good job mate
>sisters
Dust or not I dont think an agent has a real shot. Even with 2mil+ dps build
Leave Thanos to me
Absolute kino
Falco in melee. Thanos stands no chance against shine.
Nice try Rodgers, but it’s time for the real GOAT to go to work
Activate my sharingan
Is that zaxbys? What state?
Never fear! it is I! alternate timeline Thanos come to save the day!
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
I'm referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano'o, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.
I'd say that he cannot win because Thanos
>has no rhythm
But the cockmongler will grant himself the sickest dance moves to ever grace the universe with those bitch-ass dragon testicles, so yeah, I'm fucked.
Sorry thanos, your time is up
Lets whip him, Jak!
Jak?
Daxter I don't feel so good
Based and Rider-Pilled
Leave Thanos to me!
But can he survive the almighty three shoe beating?
What’s quicker, Thanos snapping his fingers or Troll King using one of the words of death?
Kamen Rider showing up in Endgame would legit have been the coolest thing in capeshit history.
Nanashi from SMT IV :A
Time to see how this plays out
I still believe... in the 5 of the cards!
With this 5
PHARAOH > THANOS CONFIRMED
B-BAKANA
This scene was fucking 12/10 man, how did this movie do everything so right
stop watching entertainment for children
ZIP ZOOM MOTHER FUCKER
Sigh... Another body for my thousand graveyards
>exodia
This isn't the shadow rpg game so Exodia is just a monster in a card game, he can't do shit to me
>Triforce
He's not balanced so he'd get one, not the 3.
>chaos emeralds
No rings = no game
>DBs
He doesn't know the key words to summon the dragon
I guess Link will fight 6 Infinity Stones-Thanos with Triforce of Power and win. If he's not dusted before
>no destiny board
Weak
Baba time.
So, how does this work? Thanos can't into dusting a KOG get.
>Cytus 2
Pretty sure none of the cast could fight something like that, due to the threats being more cyberpunk stuff than universe dusting stuff anyway.
I guess the one on the chopping block would be Xenon seeing as I did a song of his most recent.
Even if he stole the Chaos Emeralds and the Triforce, the Super Smash Brothers and the heroes of Valhalla will take him down.
Leave Thanos to me
It's like Mirror Force, Thanos is dusted instead.
Clearly Yugi got dusted, but all that did was tag in the Pharaoh to kick Thanos's ass
>Doesnt understand the mechanics of half the shit he talks about
>Gets dusted
Served you right idiot
Bueno!
>Need for Speed: Underground
He'll lose his thanoscar
nothin personnel kid
Imma take em' on!
Well I just played Dark Souls 3 so its Thanos vs a Lvl 50 player with heavy armor, Havel's ring, 8 etsus+4, and an upgraded butcher knife.
Its not impossible odds.
How the hell could Kiryu beat Thanos?
Honestly, nothing in Dark Souls 3 could take Thanos on. They'd be lucky to pull a win off on Iron Man.
We have a winner
tiger drop and heat actions.
Oh it was yugioh. I thought he was just holding a wad of cash in his hand
>one punch man video game
What do I win?
Maybe it's not my universe. Not my fight to pick. But to tell you the truth, Thanos: you tick me off.
Would Warrior Thanos be a good Souls boss?
>eml spammed into oblivion
Sorry thanos, but Those weapons aren't enough to defeat three strikes
You forgot to give Thanos Timbs
>Sea of Thieves
>seduces thanos
Why didn't the avengers try this?
he could challenge him to a dance off
5 pieces of Exodia means he already won
Where the fuck are the timbs
Speed totem
Serum of blistering heat
And a fuck ton of rivets/mortars and shotgun shells.
Dance off, bro
Only one man can save us now
>Doesnt understand the mechanics of half the shit he talks about
Talking about yourself now?
>exodia cards are only cards, you can't use its spirit for an actual battle IRL unless you are from the ancient egypt
>touch the triforce makes it break into 3 unless you are balanced, and Thanos isn't
>the super form the chaos emeralds provide requires rings
>the DBs need an specific call to summon the dragon, in fact this was a plot point in Namek even before they realized the key words required were in namekian language when using the namekian balls
Now what?
They got roll spam though but it doesn't matter because Ashen one just got dusted.
DS1 Chosen One, Manus, Artorias and Kalameet will have to team up and take Ashen Ones place.
Chosen One has poise abuse.
*encases him in bedrock*
nothin personell....
Its hero time!
impessive.... HOWEVER
Starlord could beat that
>This entire autistic brick or a post
>When the fucking premise is Thanos coming to beat up random video game characters
You're a goddamn moron, and a double moron besides for not considering that Thanos went to the trouble of learning how to acquire and become worthy of the stones, so he naturally would do the same for other artifacts.
And TRIPLY retarded for thinking any variant of Link stands a chance against a Thanos with even 1 stone.
*ahem*
no u
MUST
RISK
LIFE
FOR
CARDS
>T-there's a gimmick to using it. Thanos would never learn it!
>W-what do you mean that's exactly what he did with the infinity stones?
You think a barrier will work?
Shut up, dust
Based seething retard
>a-autist!
>h-he knows everything for sure!
>a-a literal deity merged with Link can't beat the jobber version of Thanos from the MCU!
Imagine being this retarded.
>Being a deity meaning anything
Thor, God of Funnel Cake was a deity too and was a useless piece of shit in Endgame. Raiden is a God in MK and is infamously the most useless character in all of fiction. Godhood means nothing, and your argument means even less when its foundation is that a villain who takes care to learn how to use his Maguffins would gather all these artifacts without knowing how to use them.
Dont the infinity stones render those pretty moot? They could easily replicate anything the rest can do. Unless the fight takes place outside the Marvel Universe, in which case the stones are basically just shiny rocks for all the good they'd do.
They could but the stones are pretty much one-under before they destroy their container, be that the gauntlet or the poor sod holding them. The Dragon Balls are less powerful but WAY safer to use.
Matching DBZ characters against anyone is always a weird trip. They have absolutely no problem blasting planets, their power is overly exaggerated, some can even go FTL, stop time, and could very well obliterate anything with Ki alone. Thanos wouldn't even have time to react at all and couldn't withstand even the weakest hit from the jobbers, yet he has this Infinity Stone bullshit that is basically a "didn't happen lol" limit-breaker bullcrap.
I'm all for dance-offs, though.
>Unless the fight takes place outside the Marvel Universe
isn't that the same for every OP item in the pic? if he's not within the particular setting, they won't do anything.
Arguable. The Infinity Stones at the very least within canon literally do not function outside the Marvel Universe they come from. The others you could at least potentially make an argument for, except Exodia probably.
Thanos was able to use the stones twice. And Tony's makeshift gauntlet was able to function after the first use
>Thor
Not a deity, retard, he's an alien that humans adored a a deity in the past, meanwhile Fierce Deity Link is a LITERAL god.
>b-but in this other series gods are shit
Maybe, but not in TloZ. Godhood means a lot depending the universe
>no no no I swear he knows! He knows this other thing therefore he must know everything!
Whatever makes you sleep at night
gayyyy
>All this assmad from a guy who got dusted
>oh nonononon muh self-insert, I mean Link can’t lose this cant be happening bros...
>Thor's not a deity
>Forgetting they dropped the fuck out of that gay copout in Ragnarok, after Dr. Strange finally gave the middle finger to "It's all just SCIENCE" in its final cut.
The whole fucking plot twist in the finale is Thor realizing what it means that he is the GOD of Thunder.
>Not a deity, retard, he's an alien that humans adored a a deity in the past, meanwhile Fierce Deity Link is a LITERAL god.
So you're a retard who knows nothing about thor
>still assmad
>5
>still dusted
lamo
>The others you could at least potentially make an argument for
how though. why should some stuff work everywhere but not others.
The MCU tried to waffle on Asgardians just being aliens and not real gods in the first couple of movies, but that point was dropped somewhere between Avengers and Thor 2.
>Maybe, but not in TloZ.
Gods in loz are very low tier compared to marvel gods
Whose the main character of smash, Mario or Kirby?
The infinity stones explicitly do not work outside the marvel universe.
I can't recall if the other stuff in the OP have ever been officially tried to be used outside their own world, so it's still arguable.
Ultimate? Kirby
Why is Darkseid so much more enjoyable to read than Thanos?
Dragons Dogma with blind child mc and Amazon caretaker
he isn't though.
so this is the power.. of a nintenkiddie..
The Wonderful 50.5!
He absolutely is. There's something about him in Fourth world that's compelling. Like he's very personal, and driven in his interactions with other characters but at the same time dwells on ideas that are too big and fantastical to imagine.
>sisters
This some discord tranny recruitment thread?
No, it's just bait to get replies from angry newfags. Good job.
Could Madara Uchiha refeat Thanos?
And I'm referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano'o, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in his chest so he can perform Mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu as well as being extremely skilled in taijutsu and bukijutsu.
just get ninja to report him after he you lol
>Not a deity, retard, he's an alien that humans adored a a deity in the past
Spoken like a true comic casual, Thor not being a real god is bullshit from the movies.
Listen he's a huge fucking retard but you and like five other idiots need to read the reply chain because the Thor in question IS the MCU Thor. He's still a retard because that Thor got re-retconned into being a real god, but fuck you're on the correct side of the argument why are you trying to give the other side free ammo
The answer is always Kirby.
10/10 would wear his armor and use his twinblade.
I watched Endgame when the last Marvel movie I watched was the initial Avengers film in 2012, only reading up on IW's plot and having a vague idea about maybe a quarter of the other movies' plots.
You missed out on Winter Soldier
>this alien as powers that explain why humans thought he was a god, therefore he's an actual god!
>even when this has been stated wrong several times
Asgardians are aliens in MCU, period. An asgardian with thunder powers is just a sparkly alien, not a god.
You mean marvel gods or marvel "gods" like MCU Thor, that is no god?
And we are talking about the movies, retard. Thanks for proving him right, MCU Thor is no god
Deities in LoZ aren't actual gods they're just fairies, and none of them are even half as strong as random artifacts strewn about the world.
I win
based
>Asgardians are aliens in MCU, period. An asgardian with thunder powers is just a sparkly alien, not a god.
That's been retconned they are full on gods unlike the "gods" in loz
You need to be a little bit faster than THAT for him
>Kamen Rider Black
BASED AS FUCK! Black is the best Kamen Rider.