Tfw Oak gave you the wrong Pokemon

>June 11th

Bring it on, onion boy.

vulpix niggas rise up

its just fun to talk about girly stuff sometimes.

>my horoscope Pokemon is my favorite Pokemon

It was fate.

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Togepi? Really nigga?

Same for me. I love bulbasaur.

>Obeast
>Quakstak
>Beeeeee

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Where my Gastly niggas at?

>one of my all time favorites is Raichu
>my starter is apparently Pikachu
It all worked out in the end.

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Pikachads >>>>> Ghastlycucks

>Threef

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>Eevee

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>Mew
GOOD SHIT

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>mew
>genetic code for ever single Pokémon and I can be whatever I want

>last day ghastly

IF ONLY APRIL dammit

>pikacuck cope

>psyduck
o-oh.

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more pokemon horoscope threads like this pls

if they do pls make victini november 21st

>charmander

Yeah I'll trade for an eevee or vulpix. thanks

Your birthday is shit

>eevee
Ok I guess. I turn 30 tomorrow send help.

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They are pretty easy as fuck to make. Just attach zodiac dates to stupid shit, give the Cancer one the lamest shit and Scorpio the best one.

>literally made of rocks
>isn't a rock type

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>Missed a legendary by ONE day
Being a Libra is suffering

Blame kurumada. He probably got cucked by her cancer ex with a pisces.

>Ghastly time starts on my b-day
>Gengar my favorite poke.
Nice.

>Bitching about some gay event legendary instead of being happy you got the cute fox
Typical Libra

Legendaries are for fags and Vulpix is too cute for this world you ingrate

t. libra

dubs get regice

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>wowoman

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isn't ice the shitiest type?

>almost gastly
>poliwag instead
gay

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I blame him for half assing one of the greatest concepts with lazy writing and awful artwork.
SEIYAWINSLOL

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rude :(

This is why i like the spinoffs. I wish episode G looked at least decent since anything including the goldies is goat

>squirtle

BASTE

Did they just pick random Pokemon for this shit? None of it makes any sense.

That lost canvas shit tried its best to redeem the gold saints that were other wise jobbers in the main story. Good stuff, too bad I was a bit too old to get excited for it.

>still no good actual Pokemon game where you start with an Eevee
It seems like such an easy slam dunk

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>Psyduck
I mean sure I can be a tad neurotic sometimes but-

>dude why is cancer not fucking krabby
I would rather prefer random shit than the most obvious ones.

we need a fighting and a poison eeveelution first

I legit want Larj and Obeast to be real pokemon.

>Squirtle
Get fucked. Why would Leo be replaced with some faggy turtle.

Test

? and ?!?! are kino

Fuck yeah i love Vulpix.

Gale of darkness was pretty good.

Whatever happened to that South America-themed Pokemon that /vp/ was making?

Nah, mate. That'd be either grass or poison

Fucking Togepi? All those fucking choices and I get fucking togepi

Some of these are gold

>Got blue version when my brother got red
>Picked Squirtle because Blastoise is boss
>Squirtle horoscope

Feels good man. Where my water starter chads at?

Yaaay sexy vulpix

Togepi a cutie tho...

Do not lewd pokemon without their consent.

gastly chads rise up!

I'll trade you for Pikachu. I love Togepi.

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>Vulpix

Not sure how I feel about that.

>born July 1st
>get Pikachu
Would've preferred a Bulbasaur, Gastly, Eevee, or Vulpix, but I suppose having any pokemon would be kind of awesome.

Also, my favorite pokemon is Glaceon. What about all of you?

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>Togepi is my favorite Pokemon and my horoscope

based

Togepi is a girl's Pokémon

>deathmask is a badass
>get pikachu as my zodiac rat

Feels good to be a cancerbro.

What good is celebi for?

I mean I love Squirtle but why on earth would Leo be a Squirtle? Leo is a fire sign so it should be a fire Pokémon, Growlithe or Vulpix would be better suited for Leo than Squirtle.

>Pikachu
Fuck, can I swap this electric rodent for another one? Emolga? Pachirisu? Togedemaru?

>He gave me the right Pokemon
Based, Squirtle is pretty cool

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>got the only one that's OU viable other than the two Ubers

Based

>Man evolves into Woman
Really activates my almonds.

Cope ice fag

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Feels good being a Mewchad

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>obeast

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Ice destroys offensively

>That'd be either grass or poison

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I want to be a girl's Pokémon

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he's probably the only shitty one, and you can replace him with anyone with clamps
>Aries
Alakazam
>Taurus
Tauros
>Gemini
Latios & Latias
>Cancer
Scizor
>Leo
Solgaleo
>Virgo
Victini
>Libra
Aegislash
>Scorpion
Gliscor
>Sagittarius
Keldeo
>Capricorn
Vaporeon
>Aquarius
Rotom-W
>Pisces
Garchomp

Time Travel

This post screams underaged edgelord.

K, good luck outspeeding anything.

Milo is basically Lightning from FF13 only even more bitchy, and I got a fucking ghost pokémon. Sad!

All pokemon are for both genders. They are meant to be befriended and cherished. Not used as trophies.

I even did one for the NFL teams a few years ago.

What was Feburary 24th?
I hope it was my 49ers.

>calarts

>Ice destroys offensively
LMAO OH NONONONO

here

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I only remember a couple of them and I think the newest generation back then was 5.
It was something like Dallas Miltanks, Baltimore Murkrows, I think the 49ers were Meowths.

>squirtle horoscope
>blastoise water deck as a kid among friends
It is fate.

A levelled and properly EV'd Joltron, Vaporeon or Sylveon would fuck everything on this list

Eeveekangs wwa

>Gastly
>One of my fabe Pokemon
It's just right

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>properly EV'd
seriousfags get out

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>This one got Mew.

Man, even with the occasional downer, being born Gemini sure is great. I'll let mine keep Transform and be disguised as a Cincinno.

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>poliwag
>poliwrath was one of my favorite in gen1

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>Threef

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