What would you do if Pokémon were real?
What would you do if Pokémon were real?
I'd probably sleep in my bed & play video games.
Mostly hang out with my team and have the occasional battle.
I can't say or the advertisers will get angry.
Go back
And
Have sex
Play videogames all day and never go outside
So nothing different
>call them pocket monsters
>make them big
But that's a fan who orgasmed over a Star Wars trailer
damn eevee is a fucking midget
why are they so fucking BIG
Live the childhood that was taken from me.
Impregnate every single eeveelution
Mating press a Gardevoir.
Capture a ditto and put my stock of photos to good use.
I'll form an evil organization and purposely agitate and try to unleash the pokemon that can manipulate space/time/dimensions
gamefreak probably just made shit up for the dex
Fuck an espeon
Do some genetical research to gain their power before purging them.
I'll become a god.
PLEASE I JUST WANT NEWS IF WE'RE GOING TO GET A NEW EEVEELUTION. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IT IS.
/vp/ isnt a containment board if you read the rules you'd know that newfag
Work for this guy and beat up 10 year olds.
Came here to post this.
Be a Pokemon master
Rape
if pokemon were real, /vp/ would be /an/ though, why would you go back?
Bigger!
most of the pokemon i want to fuck are either extremely dangerous or significantly larger than I am so I would probably not last very long
I'd ask for a cyndaquil or mareep and become a pokemon trainer.
honestly itd probably be way comfier to raise a pokemon than to just go around fucking them
but if they're even as smart as dolphins, theyd have urges too
HAHAH SEX! MY PEEPE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY AHAHAHAH SEX DONT YOU LIKE SEX?! HAHA PEPE PENIS FUNNY
hmm... sweetie, is there something wrong?
>numbers
>in Pokémon
Nothing with numbers in that series can be relied upon. Magcargo for example is apparently hotter than the surface of the sun, but you can touch it.
It's basically canon that the Pokédex is full of nonsense written by children.
Have sex
retarded fucking skeleton
Its a slippery slope user. The loli junkies working in gamefreak play mindtricks on their fanbase with the poke waifus and before you know it a clear mind is turned into
Prease understandu
first person youve quoted here
you're right
fuck gamefreak for making me into this
There are multiple cases of pokemon falling in love with their owners. There is also meowth who proves pokemon can learn how to talk. Finally is canon that humans and pokemons were marrying each other in the past before humans ruled the earth.
The way i see it pokemons are the ultimate relationship you can have.
GAMEFREAK GAMES
TURNED ME INTO FURFAG OVERNIGHT
GAMEFREAK GAMES
GAMEFREAK GAMES
SHE LOOKED 18 TO ME
GAMEFREAK GAMES
GAMEFREAK GAMES
THEY'RE JUST ANIME DRAWINGS DONT ARREST ME
GAMEFREAK GAMES
based
if pokemon were real, we'd be pretty screwed
even ignoring all the legendaries that seem to exist just to fuck everything up every couple of weeks
hey don't get the wrong idea i may be fucked but i am NOT a pedo
You choose to fap to it idiot.
hug mine for like ten minutes straight
cursed image
saved
i dont
the porn is fucking shit most of the time
Why is Glaceon such a pokelet?
Bathtub sex with Vaporeon!
why the fuck does eevee triple in size when he evolves
Mad gains
>only 10 minutes
You disappoint me.
Good luck with that, user.
OMP OMP OMP OMP
Pocket poochy
Catch and creampie a Vulpix.
get an Eevee and love it til it evolved into an Espeon
based skeleton dabbing on the fleshies
You want friendship user, not love. Affection is how you get Sylveon.