green>blue
Green>blue
does her alien bush smell like fresh cut grass? does her xeno vagoo taste like maple syrup?
>no krogan romance
Can't believe Bioware cucked us on her
She's literally perfect
bald>hair
Agreed.
Nah
Here's your fresh gf user
A man of refine tastes
>the games never let you explore her viridian
>the games never let you have her join the team instead of Liara
Still mad
Star Control > Mass Effect
I played SC 2 for the first time like 3 years ago and my first thoughts we of how much mass effect clearly ripped it off.
Based. Fucking hate how Bioware hardly gave her a mention in ME3.
She looked better when she was purple. Still better than Liara, who I always thought looked kinda plain by Asari standards.
source? reverse search is telling me to suck it off
llook up oni + mass_effect on r34
Jesus christ that is some lazy texturing with the perfect grid scales.
>Captains log: the booty was wide
>Not shooting her
Mediocre
No gays allowed
for me, it's the purple ones
imagine the smell
>tfw I hated most Asari
>tfw not allowed to fuck the only Asari I liked
You have some terrible taste
You know the one rule
How does it manage to be in the first couple of posts in every ME thread?
i haven’t even played these games i just come to these threads to jerk off to alien ass
>Can't fuck her in 1
>They make her look like a potato in 2, still can't fuck her
>She's not even in 3
Fuck Bioware, man.
Have an alien ass for your trouble
She was such a damsel in her dlc. Meh.
I never played 3. Could you hit it off with her? They teased it in 2.
ME as a whole was just a tease for me
>No Samara
>Banging her daughter kills you
>No Shiala
You get a Email from her in 3 though
I like the contrast between her blue skin and her green eyes more
The easy way to figure this out for yourself is to remember that "if it sounds like a good thing, it wasn't in ME3".
Oh boy
Do you? I don't remember that, although I've tried to block the game from my memory.
>no option to kick Liara out of the party for her to fulfill your Asari quota
Yeah, it's the email where you Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.
-KL
>can't fuck Shiala
>can't fuck Samara
>can't fuck with Aria
>can technically fuck Morinth but better not
>can only fuck basic bitch Liara
Fuck this shit
the only asari i wanted to to have a fling with, fuck bioware