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ALL THE PITBULLS

What would people eat then?

I'm FUCKING tired of these animal threads on a fucking VIDEO GAME board. Why don't you go to another board and shit it up there with your reddit-faggotry?

Based

Ass

t. pitbull

haven't you got a baby to kill?

>vendor insults you for not buying anything

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here's a reply you attention whore

t. got beat up by a kitten
Go lift some weights you weak bitch

Naw.

Subhumans like you should be rounded up and put in Auschwitz 2

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Cute.

how are cats so fearless everywhere but my neighborhood? the cats in my town are fucking pussies and runs away as soon as I take a step forward

Maybe there are a lot of street animals that attack cats and make them afraid of humans.

>vendor insults you for not buying anything
One of my favorite things in the Might and Magic games.
>go into shop, look at stuff. Nothing needed.
>leave
>"SEE YA, TIGHTWAD!"
>Random character says something like "How rude!"

Niggers.

mmmmmm you are cute!!

>t. snoy

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>Out walking
>Always carry one of those folding razerblade knives
>Some loose German Sheppard comes running towards me aggressively
>No choice but to defend self, get out knife and grapple til I can get a clear shot at it's throat
>So much blood, dog is fucking dead
>Owner shows up after hearing commotion, threatens to sue me
>Tell him good fucking luck, it was self defense
>Walk home and feel powerful for ridding the world of faggot dog

did you at least save the meat

Sounds like you should fuck off back to wherevere you came from

fpbp

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Or humans attack them.

Thank you
y-you too

>game title is misleading

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t. nigger

Include le me in le epic teenage edge secret club screenshot

>selfish
>ignorant
>lazy
>evil

Why do people even like them?

Makes sense, it's probably the only way for you to slay pussy.

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>stray cat
should have killed it
those things are a genuine menace

Do you live in the ghetto?

Did he died?

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based

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>stray cat
They only show their true power when dead.

Dogs are Muslim repellents. Cats attract them. So therefore, cats are shite and dogs are based.

>die in a game
>enemies aggressively attack your corpse until you choose to respawn

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don't talk to me or my son ever again

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ask your mom why she didn't abort you lol

>Feeling strong for killing something weaker then you
Ego much i agreee it was self defense tho

They're the perfect pet for people who don't want to put effort into caring for an animal.

Inshallah my fellow brother.

anti-catfags absolutely annihilated

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Holy fuck

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Do not stare at cats, you are showing them that you are hostile

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Wait isn't Australia killing Stray Cats by the dozen now for messing up there ecosystem?

"OH GOD OH FUCK OH GOD OH FUCK NOOOOOOOO"

*Sits*

*BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

*stands up*

"fuck snakes and fuck trannies!"

*cat dabs*

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Fuck ya dude
Only libs have cats anyways

CARLOS

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Wild cats, they kill shiton of birds and are pests. Like kangaroos

god i wish that were me

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Having trouble figuring if the past few threads have been /an/ influenced by Yea Forums shitposting or Yea Forums users binging /an/ webms.
At least with food threads it's obvious since all you have to do is wait for the Mixed Mex junk food and Jack dumps.

rekt

or maybe cats are just a shit animal that should be killed?

One of my cats was attacked by a coyote. She was gone for 3 days but eventually came home beaten and torn up. She actually lived a few more years after the attack, she was a hell of a fighter

Yea Forums has always posted cats you newnigger piece of shit.

>wishing to be bathed in toxo

I love cats

PRANKED

Trannies are the biggest consumers of cats along with women and faggots.

Sounds like you're a shit animal that should be killed :)

nyaa.si/?f=0&c=0_0&q=iwagou mitsuaki

Dog owner false flag.

I saw this really hot goth girl the other day walking through my town, I was a little bit behind her and she absolutely stank of cat piss, it really freaked me out, kinda turned me on

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This, their piss can give you cancer, especially kittens. They are dangerous shit animals.

add me in the screencap

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>/pol/shittery finally dying out
>Suddendly we start having caturday threads again like it is fucking 2008
What is happening!?

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Huh, pretty sure pet/animal thread are common occurence in Yea Forums.

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Where did hooman go :c?

is there anything there or is the cat reading the guys actions? if so thats a really clever kitty

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES

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Apparently there's a story behind this vid and for photographers, stuff like this isn't really out of the ordinary. Part of the "photographer's code" if you will is to simply observe, and they are strictly not allowed to interact with the wildlife in any way. This photographer was doing the right thing, because if the wildlife notices you and wants to interact with you, in a similar manner to the kitty in this webm, you're supposed to be as still as possible so as to not disturb the natural wildlife.

There was another story like this where the photographer actually got in serious trouble, while he was taking pictures of starving kids in Africa. You might remember that one famous Time Magazine image where the kid was on the ground dying and there was a vulture right behind him. People got angry at the guy who took the picture because he could have saved the kid, but if he had intervened, he would have broken that part of the code and could possibly have lost his job.

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newfag detected

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>This will never, EVER, be your wife and child while you stand behind the camera filming and trying to hold back tears of happiness and contentment
Time to reroll I guess. Hopefully the next life is a better one.

Your will be the first to die on the day of the rope fucking niggers

sick burn :)

>Says the nigger mutt neet
Maybe you should kill yourself first my man

there's seran rap blocking the door

>catnigger calling anyone else a nigger

once cat is gross but many cats it's one of the most off putting things i can think of

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I hear you fucking with my kid like I wouldnt find out.

>whining about /pol/ in a caturday thread
Fuck off forever, nigger.

source?

>Cat haters and pussies who cross the street when they see a pitbull.

Why do I still come to this website?

Cats are the white man pets
"People" who hate them are at least 25% nigger but in your case is probably closer to 50%

i don't think he's complaining, just pleasantly surprised.

As are threads about every topic other than video games.

>final battle takes place in a public area

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cringe

kek

That's because you're a retarded nigger monkey and animals hate you due to smelling like Coco butter and single Parenthood

kek

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>Being this much of a brainlet
You do know toxoplasmosis is more commonly caught from eating meat then cats, right? And more importantly that it only it's dangerous to pregnant women and aids faggots who don't have immune systems, right?
Damn /pol/ gets more retarded every year

The fact that was even happening on a public street is disturbing. What do people do if they want to walk around in the evening?

FUCK CATS

I've been here since 2010 and videogame """politics""" threads are the worst thing to happen to this board, we had offtopic threads before 2016, about food, sex and whatnot but nowadays those are considered the good, non-bait threads while the rest is "ugggggh I hate trannies and niggers, look at what this tranny posted on xzer twitter account with 80 followers!" .

cat owning niggers actually like having animal ass, piss and shit in their face daily, who would've thought

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Trying too hard

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>Cats are the white man pets

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its a meme u dip

The point is that you came into a good thread and started whining about the boogeyman for no reason.
>I've been here since 2010
Yikes!

you have to back

You're fucking finished, and by Carlos at that. Go die in a corner m9

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i literally only know of one game where this happens(oddworld stranger's wrath) and boy did it piss me off in that game.

"WOO HOO, STUH-RAYNGURRR"

not his fault, all over /an/ and other boards /pol/ has been trying to falseflag push that cats are shit and should die because muslims like cats and hate dogs. they're all a bunch of crazies who probably shot their neighbours cats in some deranged anti-islamic crusade

>when game has invisible walls

toxoplasmosis actually increases the release of testosterone in men, making them more masculine, assertive, and attractive

CHEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

all niggers should be killed
ftfy

youtube.com/watch?v=sr2nK06zZkg

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*shiite