I want to have sex with a anime girl... why cant they be real

the fucking CIA at the exit, i can't breathe

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i wish this had been an actual alt costume

kek

Cute and funny.

>i wish this had been an actual alt costume
It's a dlc costume in automata

>god I wish human females were real
they are, your two gay fathers lied to you.

>I wan to have sex
okay
>...with anime girls..

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Whats having sex feel like

It's like grabbing bags of sand while being sweaty with the smell of salty coins and milk.

Salty milk and coins

It's been 10 years since I last had sex. I'm so fucking lonely.

Like masturbating but with hugging.
Honestly, it's nothing special. I'd go on to say there's no point unless you're going to be spending a lot of time with the person.

Here's what happens when you say what I just said, some false machismo loving dork will chime in with their canned line:
"IF YOU THINK SEX IS NOTHING SPECIAL YOU JUST AINT DOIN IT RIGHT BRO"
No. Next to masturbating there's no important difference between the two.

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>tfw 28 and still virgin

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why can't women just be smart and interesting? I don't even care about pusy I just don't want to be a faggot

31 here, come at me apprentice.

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I just want 2B to be my wife.

t. micropenis

>why can't women just be smart and interesting?
Because of thirst and what it does.

Thirst places women at the center of the entire universe. And what do you really have to DO after you're the center of the universe? Anything? Nothing? Just not get really fat? Okay that's cool, I'll do nothing aside from not get really fat. Instant gratification all day every day, please and thank you.

The buck has to stop.

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holy shit

too late

yikes

Sorry to hear that user, don't dwell on it, just enjoy the things you do have in your life that make you happy

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aren't sex supposed to be like, the peak emotional experience? unless you're doing it with someone who don't actually love

holy shit i didnt notice that the first time through

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God I wish existence were real

>sex supposed to be like, the peak emotional experience
not in 2019 you fucking shitlord

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That's so fucking impressive actually.

I wish to have the big sexe

Technology

lmao I love this so much. shit like this is the only thing VR is good for

>he hasn't 3d printed his gf's butt so he can fuck it in vr
???

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Either she a ex-gf or soon to be if you're not fucking her in the first place.

youre not looking hard enough

Started laughing my head off soon as I saw the pose

This user is right but I have super fucked up degenerate fetishes that can't be recreated in real life so that may have something to do with it

the only reason I continue to live is so I can have sex with anime girls in vr in the future

I don't care enough. I realize you could find the 1 in 1000th girl who might be good enough but I would rather jerk off and be comfortable.

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my girlfurendo
we arent married yet so shes not my waifu

Got any more pics? I'm curious

I want to say it's this. I know I'm just boring though. I do stand up, so I'm on stage and I seem like I actually want to have a conversation with people. I don't, I talk to people for 10 minutes and I start getting a headache, I just know I couldn't give a fuck about any of you, so why are we even trying? I just go back to wherever I am and pass my time wondering what the fuck i'm doing

holy kek

The point still stands. Why are you not using your girlfriend's real ass for VR porn games?

WHAT GAAAAAAAAAAME

>tfw living with parents so almost 0 living expenses, lot of excess cash
>went to Japan
>genuinely had sex with 3 girls at the same time, each cosplayed as something
>only 1 girl was kinda ugly, one was really cute, other was average
>anime is literally still better
Anons won't believe me, but this is reality.

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how many have you tried? honestly, meet a few women and you will be shocked how shit the other ones you met are. This is why options are so important. Men without options are not men. Most contemporary women have options, which is why they are intolerant cunts to their men. You begin behaving how you want to behave when you know someone else will give you want you want and probably better. So go out and get some options.

>i live with my parents
>i had sex with some average or ugly people
>looking at cartoons is still better than humans
>trust me because I am an example of a normal human being

>blah blah blah i'm a normalfag
fuck off you godless roastie

waifufags, just channel your love for her into something constructive in your life. make the most out of yourself, and be the person that would make her proud of you. you can do it.

well im actually married in real life but thats a separate thing, you'll understand when you have been with the same girl for more than 10 years
3d model attached, ended up making some adjustments but you get the idea
patreon.com/sgthale/

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Loving 2B gives me hope

>caring about what roasties think
First mistake. Women don't want emotional men who think about love. They want a cold, strong guy who can be passionate when the time comes. The myth of a charming prince or the Disney hero is only that myth

Turn off the computer for a month you fucking moron.

0.5 soon.

Cute[/spoiler] and funny
Hmm...

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Just buy the hooker already

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spending too long on bathing god damn, next update better add rough anal or im stopping my pledge

why?

stop asking for it

because having sex instantly transforms you into a different person with a different worldview, especially non-emotional sex that you actually spent money on

>being this much of a bitter incel

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oh no I was called in incel on Yea Forums
tell me something I don't know bitch

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