Quit vidya and have sex

quit vidya and have sex

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I did with your mom lol

i'm 5'7 with a 4.5" dick
I'm not capable of having sex

It's time to transition and find a bf.

Lift weights have sex play games make money get high. Just fucking live. Trump 2020

What if she gets me pregnant instead of me getting her pregnant? She could drive her ovaries through my urethra...

My very cute girlfriend sent me a picture of her butt

Same, but I’m 5’5 with a 5 inch dick.

You are perfect the way you are, user. Dont let anyone tell you otherwise.

I'm holding hands with somebody while playing vidya RIGHT NOW

>quit vidya

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Haha thanks OP (original poster) that's my favorite epic pepe :)

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sex is overrated, vidya is forever

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Is he cute?

>tfw 5'11 with a 7 incher
FUCK ME UP

nah i'm just going to kill myself instead

Yes

I’d do anything to get shagged by a chubby boomer

Jelq you moron. You might get to 6".

women are disgusting

Snake oil

>having sex
fuck off breeder

The juice is not worth the squeeze. GYOW

Become a bottom

Jelqing is like jenkem. A hoax to bait morons into doing it.

sorry im too romantic for relationships

the thing is, that its not that easy. yeah i can quit vidya. then what? i have to look for another hobby. but there is nothing that i can like. and even if there is another hobby that i can tolerate, how do i have sex? im socially awkward so there's no way anybody approaches me. and even less that i approach someone. so your plan doesnt work.
your move

sex should be illegal

why dont i play vidya and have sex?