YOU GUYS HAVE PHONES RIGHT

yeah, but its a windows phone, i cant even do facebook or snapchat. all i do is browse 4channel or look up porn on it

i have a flip phone, that counts right?

No seriously. What the FUCK did Blizzard think would happen?

Based asian dude outing the weirdos

That sounds actually better...

Yes and it stands for

Please
Halt
Overbearing
Nonsensical
Exclusivity
Shithead

a diablo movie

it was the only phone that at&t was giving away for free when i got a cell phone, i use it for like 10% texting, 30% shitposting and 60% porn at night

You Think You Do, But You Don't Guy: Uh, sir, our $200 Blizzcon tickets are sold out, but we have nothing to show them.
Morhaime: You're in charge now.
*jumps out of the window and activates golden parachute*

WE DID IT GUYS!! BLIZZ BTFO

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The Tiananmen Square special.

Why would you want to use Facebook or Snapchat any way?

I like how Blizzcon is now going full surveillance state this year. You have to download their custom contracted ticketing app and the virtual badge changes form hourly so you can't share or scalp tickets. It probably also tracks where you go in the hall and might listen for impressions.

facebook because if i dont occassionally keep in touch with family they call me, and id rather message on the internet then talk on the phone, snapchat because a buddy of mines wife sends nudes out all the time to all his friends with snapchat and shes pretty good looking

isn't this the (gaming)company that wants to know when it's employees are menstruating, and pays them to use the app that keeps track of it?

>you'll have them this time motherfuckers

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I want nudes of your buddy's wife

what sort of benefit would they even get from knowing that information

You know the rules

You'd like to know that huh?

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Wysłane ze smartfona w T-Mobile, sieci największych możliwości.

The Infected Hair Plug

but no one posted Kung pow yet?

>Samsung Galaxy s7 edge head

it's fucking straight up creepy.
people forget that blizzard are the peop0le who narc'd a dude out for weed and the fucker went to jail for it. all because he played their game.

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Adham said the reaction was the same as Hearthstone
So the execs are out of touch dumbasses

so if women get knocked up & lose the baby, they can't sue Blizzard & claim Blizzard worked them to death

the app even asks when they have sex, it's hilarious

BASED

>letting an app spy on you for $1 a day
what the fuck

nice

Mobile games are real video games incel.

link to the thing about weed?

kokomoperspective.com/news/local_news/article_15a0a546-f574-11de-ab22-001cc4c03286.html

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>gachatrash
>games
What a fucking joke, and so is your existence.

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immortal cut

>every mobile game is gatcha shit
Imagine being as dumb as you.

denial

Chinese 5G cut

I feel like I'm on my way to getting it

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The Gertsmann

Wow, the Q&A got pretty heated

you guys are going to have to get over the fact that the demand for pc games is dwindling, especially with the rise of free to play garbage like fortnite and mobas. this is what they are going to do to survive

Fuck, he looks like the Nuts guy from Kung Pow

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THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY. YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

HE JUST LEFT... WITH NUTS!

DON'T YOU HAVE PHONES?

stop being a contrarian, you know exactly what makes mobile games different from pc games

How shitty is Blizzcon going to be this year?

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And so do i

can't be worse than the last one. Paid Cosplayers who stand in a row and play diablo immortal but this time we shill harder.

You should've seen the bloody slaughter that came afterwards.

Of course, even the disabled have smartphones nowadays. It’s really hard to do without technology. I mean,did you know that despite being 13% of the population, African Americans commit over 50% of crime?

Sent from my iPhone via Tap to Talk 2.1.4

They would have to try very hard to top last year

I have a Xiaomi

Yeah me too, based chinkology

Can Blizzard redeem themselves this time?

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>everyone itt has a phone

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And the joke is Xiaomi phones are actually solid for the priceline
The only downside is they are bloated of tencent spywares

lmao no

New WoW expansion
Sylvanas redemption arc and Varian abdicate Stormwind throne in favor of Jaina
ALL HAIL LADY JAINA PROUDMORE, QUEEN OF THERAMORE AND STORMWIND, SUPREME COMMANDER OF THE ALLIANCE

>using wow to track down a weed dealer and arrest him
LOCK THIS HARDENED CRIMINAL UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.

Jesus Christ, law enforcement officers are fucking pathetic. get a life

>the app even asks when they have sex, it's hilarious
based way for Morhaime to have kept track of which women put out so he and Metzen could approach the right milkers

Literally all they had to do to salvage that fucking phone game and make people not hate it was to make a little title card with maybe some stock animation that said "Diablo 4 now in development" and then say "Sorry we didn't have more to show you, but we're working really hard on it! Please enjoy this shitty mobile game while you wait. Updates soon!" Even if it wasn't true, everyone would have gobbled that shit up.

>New WoW expansion
What the fuck is even going on BfA?
I dont play wow and only really keep track of the lore from Yea Forums threads. Even if i dislike the current WoW gameplay, i still was amused by all the shit that happened in Legion's story
>Ysera died
>Back to Kharazan
>A bunch of Guldan shenanigans
>A bunch of Illidan shenanigans
>Major characters like Khadgar, Magni and Veleen are going all out on the war effort.
>Illidan is a fucking madman and opens a portal for counter attack

Meanwhile on like 10 months of BfA
>Saurfang, the only Horde character anyone still gives a shit, is in doubt.
>Saurfang been captured
>Saurfang is talking with anduin
>Saurfang is considering going against Sylvanas horde
>Saurfang is almost going against sylvanas horde.

>QUEEN OF THERAMORE
All hail the queen of a hole in the ground

it's a clusterfuck of cheap, nonsense and shit writing
People gave up on giving a fuck on whats going on
BfA is doing much worse than WoD at it's lowest

It's gonna be rebuilt in a night

Thats very possible

>ignores that blizzard voluntarily gave up the guys information

even the cop said he was surprised they did

Go dilate tranny

>BfA is doing much worse than WoD at it's lowest
its kinda impressive that they managed to fuck up so hard