Party Van

It's Friday! You know what that means! Time to play TF2 with Yea Forums and get drunk for the weekend!
Also, upon popular request, we removed mandrill maze.
For sunday we'll be playing Half-Life 1 MP (Not sven coop) because god knows we need a game with a lot of SOUL
Variety Night: pastebin.com/XHNsn5U8

IP: game.ss13.moe:27015
Password: the usual
Maps: game.ss13.moe:81/maps.zip

Poll: strawpoll.me/17931485

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mediafire.com/file/d15o55y78nrgobn/ravine.zip/file
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2744213#search=skylla_koriga
files.catbox.moe/yh23jg.zip
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>we removed mandrill maze
gay

Im only playing on Sunday's but hl1? At least install AMX and have some interesting custom game modes because vanilla hl1 is pretty much piss easy if you already played it alot back then it's even easier then quake

Or just play fun maps on keet.pw where mandrill is still there

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also how about we play wolfenstein enemy territory?

PASSWORD: rage

people like you should be banned

>removes mandrill
>won't remove hackers

Claims to remove Mandrill, keeps it anyway

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APE LABYRINTH

We removed Mandrill, Maze and replaced it with Mandrill Maze.

One implies it's a maze but is a hallway. The other is actually a maze.

Mandrill Maze... home

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mediafire.com/file/d15o55y78nrgobn/ravine.zip/file

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bump

bump for wolfenstein enemy territory

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le bump

quake 1, count me in

Starsiege tribes anyone?

We have 26 players in Mandrill Maze! Come Join!

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something funny or quirky

yes

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF RED

ONLY 2 SLOTS LEFT
COME AND JOIN SO YOUR NOT LEFT OUT

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Server changing map! Just because we're full doesnt mean you have to stop trying to get in!

Oh okay.

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Yeah I dunno what this is supposed to convey here.

bump, unreal tournament when?

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Wolfenstein enemy territory when

REMOVE RANDOM SHITS

based

joinin now that kung pow's done once a slot opens up

SPACE BOAT WHEN

party van sponsored by homestuck and my little pony

fuking ponyfags

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SNEEDS (FORMERLY FUCK AND SUCK) CHUCK AND SEED

is sneedmap the facing worlds of this generation?

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SAUSE HOLY CRAP HOT ASIAN GORL

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2744213#search=skylla_koriga

I feel the erection, in my plenum and asshole. This is great, all my ki is centered below the belt!

Thanks!

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benis

wenis

>Buffer Overflow in net message
wew

>Fucking server gets snaped by the 6 micspamers of the infinity

i don't care anymore

What's with chugmonkey and natural births in a river on youtube?

How else am I gonna pwn zoomers.

Still up?

Post pics

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can someone explain what party van is..

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Only if you tell me who is the man of this pic

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Is that Jeff Bezos, CEO of 9gag?

Dumbass. That's Mark Zuckerberg: creator of Myspace.

is it the guy from big bang that says zimbabwe?

>not knowing what the oldest thing on Yea Forums is
wew, stay new, fag

files.catbox.moe/yh23jg.zip

im assuming it's related to this

>tfw long night and just finished comprehensives and moving to dissertations soon
Maybe tomorrow lads.

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kino is back in the menu boys

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>tfw mandrill maze is now actually a maze
Holy fucking based. Mandrill somehow got turned into a fun map without losing its aesthetic, after like 4 fucking years.

playing on a current Yea Forums server is worse than playing on a MLP server

it was always that way, you just grew up.

did you really expect more?

>it was always that way
Yea Forums servers use to be high skill with incredibly quiet/introverted people

Kick the faggot screaming

if you mute gaylord, he gets muted too since hes using a proxy to play shit through him

Blessed ponies dabbing on zoomers and retards you fucking beauty.

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Thanks

> Yea Forums servers use to be high skill with incredibly quiet/introverted people
No. No it didn't.

People don't come to Yea Forums servers for the normal experience. they come for the micspam ear rape party van experience.

Never before have I seen such a disgusting lie.

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>No. No it didn't.
Yes, they were. Maybe TF2 was somehow different.

I came to the cs:s party vans and then moved to TF2 because they had fun unique maps, micspam, and I could say nigger without getting kicked.

Though, old vans were super faggy and would kick you for muting people and admins were always abusive faggots who'd turn on godmode and pretend like they were good.

Vans certainly have gotten way better over the years, but yeah your right. Nobody joins Yea Forums vans to play against good players lmao.

No they weren't you fucking liar. going to presume you played a rare occurrence and then considered it the standard.
Literally this. Yea Forums is not for autistic comp. Yea Forums is for fun. the brazil furfag Tribes meme is a thing for a reason.

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BAMES JOND

HLanon here, eager for map suggestions. current list is:

1337_Street
archives_office
boot_camp
bounce
ck_assault
crossfire
crossfire_rats
datacore
dm_rats
dm_suppression
doublecross
frenzy
gasworks
hl_wartrain
lambda_bunker
mario_air
penguin_park
rapidcore
rats_bathroom
snark_pit
stalkyard
subtransit
undertow

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Imma jerk off first then join

your doing gods work user, I can't wait to play.

How do I get this game?

>idorts didn't exist guys
here we go again, retarded van players saying the same stupid shit. i'm sorry no one liked your server so it died.

Why bring back the teek when the OGs are long gone and dead? The majority of my steam friend list are early-2010 era teek regulars and they've all haven't played TF2 in years.

Why would I play with a bunch of noname newfags who only besmirch the good name of the weeabootique?

>he doesn't own half-life 1

user it's been 20 years and you don't know one of the greatest games ever fucking made? What the fuck is wrong with you.
it's 10 bucks on steam, or free on pirate bay

fuck points, I'm gonna be the driver

BUMPIN

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Still a few oldfags on the server. The regulars nowadays are decent and they keep the place going. If your friend list wants to pop on by come along tomorrow. And as for the whole "good name" thing, it's been maintained far better than the previous owner who wanted to shut it down and fuck over the people that still played on it to focus on being a shit player at Dota, that's for sure.

thank you, ally of zoomers

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>people still earning cheevos in 2019

Blue fags got fucking dabbed on.

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cyberpunk boys

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What version, what expansions, and will a pirate copy work for this?

Half-Life 1
Half-Life 1
Probably

you niggers better still be playing im reinstalling right now

I keep buffer overflowing

thats what happens when like 4+ people are mic spamming. Your best bet is to wait it out so you can mute them because its the only way to NOT get buffer overflowed.

CHANGING MAPS TO YAAARGH

redchads assemble

>Demoman blocking disco room door and laugh taunting
>Make a point to carry an entrance over to him, build it, then teleport out while laugh taunting at him
I hope you got a chuckle out of it, demo

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pls

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i don't know whats worse, a man defending a pedophile alcoholic euro. or complaining that no games who payed for tique for 6+ years decided to move on. jesus christ you're a fucking little bitch faggot.

Oh shit just woke up, how long will the server be up for?

Ideally, forever. But probably like 3-5 months before people get bored and the server fades into obscurity, like all vans are destined to do.

tfw my internet took a dump and now i cant get back in because the server is full

I'm off to bed. Server will stay up until nobody is on it. Map suggestions go in the thread. See ya'll tomorrow and sunday for Half-Life 1 kino.

I might sound dumb but can I join you guys with a cracked version of Hl1 like cs 1.6?

If you have the right version, probably. Half-life does allow IP connections through console and according to HL1 user it's hosted not on a steam dedicated server but off a third party. So most likely you can.
If not it's 10 dollars stop being a poorfag lmao

Seconded

fresh from the van

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i panick because i imagine that you want to teleport me

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Duality of man

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*takes a sip*
living the dream engibros

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play Brotherman Bill shitbird

Scout = alpha male captain
Ship = Scout's ship
Red ship = gay ship
everyone else pictured = not Scout, who cares

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>Half Life 1 MP
isnt that just Quake?

rip

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Server down? :(

mandrill maze itself is gay and kills servers