*short pause*

Its impossible make a perfect robotnik, its a ball with two sticks.

Tell me about Tails! Why does he drive the mech?

This is /our/ guy now v

>tried to sue a dead person
I don't think that's possible moron

*WHIIIIIIIIIRR*

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Imagine unironically defending such a shitty person just because he's famous

Fucking retards, go hang yourselves

Good.
He probably did it Riddler style

A real thot patroller.
I forgive him for being against Trump.

Carry is a autist like us, better defend him than a drogaddict bitxh.

jim carry is worse than the sonic design

>Anti-vaxxer
Wowwwww

People are saying things like how he's gonna be the "only good thing" about the movie but honestly I don't even know if he will be

Inagine hating a guy you never met in your life just because he's famous and you are not, and then spread that hate to people who don't share your opinion. Seek help before it's too late.

t.autist

TODAY I'LL

I bet you solely hate him because he hates trump

lol ignore grab em by the pussy and paying off fucking porn stars to be quiet about their affairs with you :) what a gentleman

Apparently it's a transition throughout the movie: he loses his hair, gains weight, and goes (further) crazy from dealing with Sonic. Odds are the moustache blows out and ends up frazzled from an electric shock.

this shit is guaranteed to be the kung pow of the 2010's

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You already do that, you just don't know it.

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You know the rules.

THE DOCTOR THINKS YOU'RE BASIC

He also gave her aids

But I'm Java

Isn't that what all Socialist do?

youtube.com/watch?v=pA62R1RvGUM

Go back

Not even on the same level. Kung Pow was literally made without riding the coattails of some big name IP. The budget for it may have been a couple of grands considering the worst part of the movie (cow fight) couldve been cut out and it wouldnt make the movie any less funny. The humor was far ahead of its time. Meanwhile Sonic has nothing going for it even with Jim Carrey

stream where

>Unwritten rules of the internet
>You reference the following movies, you have to stream them
>Kung Pow
>Food Fight
>SpaceBalls

stream that film if you're so great

Stream that movie, if you're so great!

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Okay niggers, what site should I use to stream the movie with?

how has nobody posted yet

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Aww, blow it out your ass, joyless cunt. As if you don't have skeletons in your closet too.

because its a dumb response to the meme as you're embedding the movie and not streaming it. It's literally thr "hOldZ uP SPoRk" reaponse

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER

OH TACO BELL TACO BELL
PRODUCT PLACEMENT WITH TACO BELL
ENCHIRITO

> It's literally thr "hOldZ uP SPoRk" reaponse
you are awful for even having this thought. jesus christ.

Fuck you

it was herpes apparently

>holds up autism instead
Epic!

THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS

ustream for old times sake

everything besides twitch is dead

togethertube.com/rooms/13dfc14e-b1b7-4f2b-9b7e-fb8cc3328207
get in frens

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spotted the newfag

do you think it helps jim carrey get into character as a bad mood villain to have herp breakout all over his wiener?

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Imagine supporting Hollywood. Fucking faggots

>not just posting I'm so great.

One job. ONE JOB

hella based

It's supposed to be an origin story probably because they want to do sequels if it does well. He turns into the Eggman we know by the end of it

Based fren.

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Never seen this many buzzwords in a single post. Impressive.

Good job user. Today, you are not a fag. Today, you are the chosen one!

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this

are you going to add new music to the cow fight scene?

I mean herpes sucks but I never wanted to take over the world with robotic animals.

Rawr means I love you in dinosaur! ^_^

Rawr I'm a dinosaur ^w^

Rawrr!!! :3

I rawr you, you rawr me, we're a dino family, with a great big rawr and a rawr from me to you, won't you say you rawr me too?

Rawr! xD

imma scary dinorawrr! D:< jkjkkj imma cuddlesawr

(>^_^)>

>not knowing about the webm meme
>getting mad at a meme

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Not related, but
>flou
based

Just when I feel like zoomers have overtaken this place I see these glorious posts

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Thank you user, truly a hero

Hmmm more like
>gave his gf three STDs
>introduced her to hard drugs
>metnally abused her
>broke up with her
>she knows she can never find another partner now that she has STDs
>she kills herself

people.com/movies/jim-carreys-ex-girlfriend-claimed-he-introduced-her-to-cocaine-prostitutes-mental-abuse-and-disease/

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fuck celebrities and hollywood.

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>she can never find another partner now that she has STDs
not really true but makes it harder

>Just believing a dumb slut who shittalks him, accused him of heinous shit, then kills herself so he can’t even defend himself now

Yikes, you’re cucked

dude hsv and hpv are no joke

>Jim
>shitty person
He's real as fuck and you're a faggot.

>Jim Carrey is always based
He was an antivaxxer. So no, he isn't.

HPV is worse because you can get cancer from it but HSV isn't really that big of a deal with antivirals.

>I trust the news of a random ex who then kills herself right after trying to defame her ex

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real kino hours

this. he did it just to get more clout too, he dropped it immediately when he saw the backlash kek

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>no shitpost (you)
>truely earned (you)
You get mine from the bottom of my heart.

Seething big pharma reddit zoomer cuck.

now this is more layers of irony that i can handle

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Im CIA

This is so stupid. I love it.

>actually streamed the movie
B a s e d

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>people.com

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been spending most our lives living in a gangsta's paradise

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>trying to defame her ex
>trying
He admitted to already paying her to keep her quiet about what he did. The money wasn't enough for the damage so she killed herself.

>After Carey’s filing, Burton and Sweetman’s attorney Michael Avenatti revealed in a statement to PEOPLE that lawyers representing White’s family in their wrongful death case uncovered an explosive letter from White to Carrey “during a forensic examination of Ms. White’s iPad.”
>Michael Avenatti
wew lad

combobulate

>Yea Forums dot org

this movie has solid shitposting potential

>thinking I'm seething because I want viruses to be eliminated.
Holy shit, kill yourself and save the genepool.

so does he start off as robotnik but become eggman

Seems to be the case based on what we know from the end of the trailer and leaks. He gets crazier over time and the mustache grows out and he becomes fatter. Whether or not they'll start calling him Eggman instead of Robotnik remains to be seen though

imagine taking your kid to the doctor to get a shot and it kills or maims them. its already happened thousands of times.

Sure it did, bud. Just keep believing what you hear on TV and I'm sure you'll turn out alright.

This is Jim Carrey, not James Woods.

He makes people like you seethe, so it sounds like you just proved the opposite

thanks for the stream user

np, was fun reliving old times

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Jim Carrey is the leftist version of James Woods.
but far crazier

>kills or maims them
Which the diseases won't do?

well whats worse? having a retard child or a diseased retard child?
still id prefer not to have that kind of choice at all and just have a normal healthy child

Jim Carrey is completely nuts and that's ignoring the weird political stuff

This. Fuck Carrey. He'lk be the first to hang on the day of the rope along with the majority of Yea Forums and /r9k/.

Go home redditor.

you be first against the wall when the purgening happens

Now let's look up the statistics of deaths to measles, rubella and mumps.

They shoulda gone with Chris Pratt for the cop, such a missed opportunity

Don't get me wrong, I hate him as much as the next guy, but I it woulda been perfect for the part, just imagine him doing the child in the bag bit

Poor Jim Carrey... How Ace Ventura has fallen. I guess his terrible paintings weren't selling enough.

Jim Carreys portrayal of Eggman in the trailer reminded me more of Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory more than Eggman from the Sonic games.

Man Ace Ventura was funny and all but it didn't set a very high bar.

>If I turn my head and very blatantly read a notecard off camera and say a bunch of words really fast I’ll sound smart

The writers have no idea what they’re doing with this character

To Hollywood executives the entire concept of a smart person is someone who talks really fast and uses big words.
Almost always followed by an "in English, please?" followup.

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Shameless faggotry: the post.

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say it with me
NO
GUFF

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>One post is just shitposting about the typo
>So assblasted he can't read the (you)s he's given.

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I'd rather your kids get maimed than get my kids sick

And "Hackers" always live embarrassing lives under their parent's roofs because they can't hold down a job despite having clear computer expertise and access to plenty of Material for Custom Tech. Movies are such garbage now and have been for some time.

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Careful what you believe in user. The metoo movement has made more women feel like that can exploit powerful men by trying to defame them. Some of the claims could be true, but way more often the truth either get stretched or none of the claims actually happened.

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>he did it just to get more clout too
He did it because his ex-wife is a stupid bitch and he opted to go along with her bullshit rather than suing for custody of his kid.

That kid is probably severely fucked up at this point. They treat him like he is an invalid when most people with autism can lead functionally normal lives.

CWC Carrey saga when?

based ESL tabloid readers

>dropped it immediately
imagine being this fucking retarded that you'd say something so monstrously wrong and use kek inncorrectly in the same sentence

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Imagine not getting the shot and dooming your kid to an even worse and likelier fate.

youtube.com/watch?v=gplA6pq9cOs&t=309s

Naa user, the 'tism is way worse. Which would you rather do: Play vidya all day, or live in an iron lung?

Vidya is for nerds.

>instead you did a whole lot of screaming and turned it around on me.
imagine Jim Carrey screaming about STDs to a prostitute while in character

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IMO Sonic movie is gonna be just this quote in the form of an entire film.

>We made it bad on purpose as a joke.

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Who's Jim Carrey

>I fucking missed it AGAIN

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NOBODY CARES

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Based Ivo Carry

>Those gloves

>all these typos in thread

He's from my Town, he has to be praised.

Yeah, but where are the proofs?

Carrey would be a good Eggman, just not with this script and the costume he is given for probably 95% of the movie.

>good casting

The only thing I wanted was a Sonic film where he fights robots in a Sonic setting, not Sonic in California (also featuring the supporting boring ass human characters from every other live action movie).

Jim Carrey as Eggman could be nice, though, depending on how much is hams it up.

I looked at the same post like an hour ago and had the same reaction, there's just no winning
So few people doing it, you'd have to be browsing full-time and even then have to be lucky enough to cross paths with a Kung Pow reference
Even then someone would have to call them out and they'd have to have enough shame to be held accountible
All the time, even now, the number of those people in any of those categories dwindles

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>tfw you remember that this scene shows Dr. Robotnik arguing with M. Bison

How is Neal McDonough so damn unlucky?

imagine having this level of brain damage of facebook moms and ads

imagine taking your kid to get vaccinated against the common cold

yeah, compared to the brain-busting power of random subreddits giving you your opinions

>r-reddit!!!!
Jesus it's getting worse

only to have them killed.

>Hollywood uses well established tropes that were never meant to be taken seriously in comedy and childrens movies
Imagine being this autistic

Imagine believing facebook memes

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>defending shitty writing

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Based retard

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>it's okay because it's INTENTIONALLY bad!

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Imagine letting your child die because of a Facebook meme

Based. Don't vax and I haven't had the flu in over 3 years. Even last year when they were talking about that super flu that the vax couldn't stop.

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It's an origin story, there are images from later in the movie where he truly becomes Eggman. His hunt for Sonic drives him into the mad man we know and love.

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I kinda got that same vibe myself but I couldn't quite pinpoint it. Though I feel like with the Sonic movie they were at least trying to make a legit good movie and then then about halfway through they threw caution into the wind and just went off the wall crazy with it. Kung Pow on the other hand was always meant to be a wacky parody of Kung Fu movies from the beginning.

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The vibe you're getting is actually The Fast and the Furious. Eggman's robots are all cars because the producers of the Sonic Movie are the creators of The Fast and the Furious.

Except it's so bad they are factually changing Sonic's design before it hits theatres.

DVD special features, here we come.

>The metoo movement
She killed herself in 2015, the "#metoo" garbage didn't pick up until 2017. Not that women needed a hashtag to make shit up, just that she died before it was a thing. Also, in this case Carrey is a fucking scumbag so I'll say everyone should take the dead woman's side.

They don't have the time to do anything drastic. It's going to be something dumb like adding a white stripe to the shoes.

Never watched any of the Fast and Furious movies so I couldn't say but I see your point.

>It's going to be something dumb like adding a white stripe to the shoes.

That would be fucking hilarious.

Wasn't only the producer of the newer ones?

Either way, the trailer tells all. You can see they didn't know what to do, so they defaulted to cars.

This was written by either a mentally ill or narcissistic person. Or both. Too bad it took him (Jim) too long to realise what kind of person was she. Now people are blaming him for her death.

anyone else here thinks that Jim Carrey could have been the perfect Desty Nova for the Alita's movie?

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The easiest things they can do are subtle tweaks. They can easily change the color of things, like make his arms tan again, make his belly tan instead of white, and change his shoes. They might be able to make his eyes bigger to an extent without breaking anything, and remove the freakish human teeth. Anything more drastic would require re-rigging the entire model and possibly redoing a lot of animations. Which is why we're still gonna have the weird human in a Sonic suit proportions no matter what they do, unless they delay the movie.

"Swing a chain....swing a chain...."

"Chosen one! Im coming....chosen one! Im coming...."

I would've preferred Robin Williams, but had to go and hang himself like a big faggot.

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eat my entire ass I enjoyed kung pow

user you and your kind will be the first that we hang when the day comes and the white man time comes to an end.

>He's real as fuck
Go look up what jim carrey did to get in character for andy kaufman in that movie and tell me again he's "real as fuck". he's gone deranged a long time ago.

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and gave her stds
>have you thought about my cock today

It's entirely possible, you just have to sue their estate. There's a famous case about a woman who sued the estate of a man who committed suicide in her kitchen for causing her emotional distress.

So you're saying it will be the greatest movie of the decade? Doubt it

What did he do? I hate him too just curious.

MACHO BURRITO.

"master tang! What are you doing here?"

"Ive come to kick ass"

both those things also describe Carrey

If they made a movie of Tails gets Trolled then he'd be the perfect person to play Eggman.

He said shit like he was "possessed by the spirit of Andy Kaufman" during the filming of the film. Not in a good method acting way thought because he meant it literally. He refers to himself as "Andy" when speaking about himself during the time he was supposedly possessed.
He made a lot of the film crew uncomfortable by being overly antagonistic to everyone. No one on the set was fond of him then. I think nitpix on youtube made a good video on it. The funniest part is, is that there's actual video of some of Kaufman's sketches that Carrey re enacts in the movie and Carrey is doing a VERY heavily exaggerated version compared to the originals with ten times more facial expressions, which is obviously a trait of Carrey and not the ghost of andy kaufman possessing him.

based retard

His ex was abusive manipulative piece of shit that projected and gaslit him into believing he was a terrible person and you fell for it. That kind of people gets close to Satan in terms of mental health damage. Literal psychological terror.

She may be lying, but Carrey's still a piece of shit regardless.

How so

He's pedophile for one.........

>Doesn't realize kids with vaccinations are statistically less likely to be autistic.

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>Jim Carrey is Robotnik
What fucking timeline is this even

English motherfucker, do you speak it?

Uhh... MEOW ?
youtube.com/watch?v=9nGqIexTt4U

LOL LOUD NOISE FUNNY

kill yourself jim

Jim is treated like a god in Brazil so I don't believe he would waste his time mindfucking a junkie so get this shit outta here

>Cathriona White forged the medical records saying Jim Carrey gave her STDs. When this came to light during the discovery of the court procedure, her family was forced to drop the case.

usatoday.com/story/life/people/2018/02/01/lawsuit-against-jim-carrey-ex-girlfriends-family-dismissed/1087667001/

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>Jim Carrey the thot destroyer
Literally our guy.

Weird Al's version was better, because it had more clever lyrics. The original is just the same phrase repeated over and over again.

>based
>based
>autistic
this board is making you retarded

Get aids, you dont deserve kids

This, macaco aqui passando pra dizer que o Jim Carrey é foda, ele poderia matar uma criança em público e a gente ainda ia gostar dele. Novo filme do Máscara quando?

>Hates vaccines
>Ruins Sonic the hedgehog
Wow he really hates autism huh

Why are people upset about the film taking place in the real world when Sonic's world is already the same way?

Because even in the modern games when it was the "real world", it still had a fantastical element to it. Cities are massive, drones fly around everywhere, ruins of lost civilizations are "common" and just in general over the top versions of our real world.

This is literally our real world with some "advance" tech from Eggman.

vocaroo.com/i/s09xIkrnJs4x

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>also triggers redditards always spouting about dumb political shit
basedness confirmed

>becoming anti vax just to trigger the libs

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If your child's immune system is so weak that a vaccine will kill them, it's natural selection at that point.

It's not literally our planet though. It's a fictionalized version of Planet Earth with spiral highways, pumpkin hills, flying islands, and giant space stations. Not to mention the humans were always cartoony and became even more cartoony as time went on.

Agreed

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Imagine not being able to afford to let your wife stay home and home school the kids (supplemented by private tutors when they get older) so they don't have to get pumped full of poison in order to be allowed the privilege of going to a government reeducation center.

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Jim Carrey is the official celebrity mascot of Yea Forums, faggot.

kek, underrated

>gizmodo
Despite that, good video. Forgot those things still exist.

>name is robotnik
>doesn't have a slavic accent
>name is eggman
>isn't the shape of an egg
>isn't even angry, like every incarnation of anti-sonic is.
He fills NO part of the role.
being zany can only get you so far.

he also responsible for antivax

>depriving your child of a normal life and social interaction, forcing them to grow into a bitter recluse, just because you're afraid of an inoculation boogeyman that has been scientifically disproven
Never have kids.

I mean Woods is a tremendous piece of shit and doesn't even have Carey level fame to justify it, since he never rose above B lister and sat in D list for most of his career

He's against Trump? Damn, he's based AND redpilled.

But aren't anti-vaxers actually liberals?

What? No, anti-vaxers are bible belt retards who don't believe in medicine.

Anyone with intelligence is.

he's a comedian and actor who's job at no point entails having agreeable personal opinions
not even in that fake way that the daily show people do, his work actually has nothing to do with being an anti-vaxxer. it only bothers superficial people.
>B-BUT I'M "CONCERNED"
>WITH "THE ISSUES"
>THE PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK TOLD ME THIS WAS THE SECRET TO BEING A REAL HUMAN BEAN

The man is literally fucking insane. Source; me after watching The Number 23.

He doesn't just dislike trump though, he's full on Stephen Colbert "GRRRRR DRUMPF" levels of hating him which is just obnoxious

Anyone with intelligence is.

roastie BTFO

Couldn't this dude hold his breath and be switched to more modern methods or something?

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>unironically being a shill for big pharma
You realize that 90% of "antivaccine" people are only against vaccines loaded with preservatives like thimerosal, right?

You realize that being loaded with mercury and other preservatives is NOT a necessity for these vaccines to exist and be manufactured, right? They do it because it's less expensive and more efficient to produce multi-dose vials that can be used on multiple patients and can be stored for much longer periods, as opposed to single dose vials which can only be used on a single patient, naturally, and are far more perishable.

So you understand that what you're doing is advocating and defending a multi-billion dollar corporate industry pumping your body full of toxins so that they can save money on the production costs of the vaccine's fucking containers...right?

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the length of this scene in the trailer is baffling.

but if A Series of Unfortunate Events taught us anything, it's that casting Jim Carrey as your villain means at least one part of the movie will be good.

>implying they haven't been working on it already the past few months
they knew it was a fuck up from the start and used it to their advantage to boost publicity.

leftist compassion in a nutshell.

Yeah dude because polio and measles are so much less dangerous. Please don't breed.

Jim Carrey is funny and all but you could splice scenes from all his movies together and you'd see no difference.

>reading comprehension
Shoulda read that book and not watched the movie over the summer nigger

>inoculation boogeyman
>that has been scientifically disproven
what the fuck are you talking about nigger

Dude I'd give you reddit gold if I my parents let me have my own credit card. You OWNED that anti-science bigot hard style!
P.S. Narwhal bacon!

>avoiding the actual issue
lmfao guess I shouldn't expect any less from someone whose brain is addled with mercury

>Yea Forums is so cynical and contrarian now that some of them are anti-vaxxers
Good thing you guys won't breed.

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cdc.gov/vaccinesafety/concerns/autism.html
cdc.gov/vaccinesafety/concerns/thimerosal/index.html
Get educated, retard.

Claims to back that up?
Any shitty media to prove this?

Jim "Mosley" Carrey

No, a lot of this is probably people with nuanced positions on vaccines who are reacting in a kneejerk way to obnoxious reddit-style moralism about the personal opinions of a comedian who makes funny faces

>you get pumped full of toxins big pharma sucks man
>but that's menial compared to the infections you're protected from
>lol reading comprehension ur poisoned etc etc
You get more aluminum and mercury from breast milk and fish dumbfuck. Where'd you get your information, some random bullshit website with a doctor that got laughed out of med school. Would it surprise you to know the entire autism debacle (and bowel disease, but no one mentions that for some reason) came from a med doctor who got paid by lawyers who specifically went after vaccine cases?

>getting "educated" means reading the cdc
your wisdom is truly profound

Ah yes but Norman P Scizho with his article of bullshit is irrefutable.

>URP
anti-vaxxers are basically subhuman, Morty!
>URP
science flies you to the moon, religion flies you into buildings... fuck yeah, SCIENCE!

Since it recently came to my attention that it was apparently not common knowledge, I'd like to remind you all that Steve Oedekerk (The guy that plays the Chosen One/made the movie) also made Jimmy Neutron.

Now the most important question.

What does CWC think about it?

Last sentence is basically facts though.

There are links to the studies in the articles. If you can't believe scholarly journals then you are truly beyond help.

see
I don't know what it is about you leftists that are so hyper critical of any sort of environmental hazards or pollution, but when it comes to vaccines you bend over backwards to fellate corporate and government cock as they pump toxins into your own body for the sole purpose of saving their own money. It's funny though.

I thought Eggman comes from another dimension and kills Robotnik or something like that?

No wonder Jimmy Neutron was so based.

Got any numbers or data to back that up?

A recent survey study of 20 thousand grocery store apples showed 22% of them were testing positive for live AIDS cultures and could infect you when ingested. Source: my asshole like these vaccines are poison propaganda faggots

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You're still avoiding the issue. Or you're a dense, illiterate retard.

It doesn't matter how harmful it is, it doesn't need to be in the vaccine. At all. The only reason it's there is to save them money. This is what you're defending.

This movie is garbage.
Sonics arms are NOT blue

>you leftists
Don't make it a political thing you shit. Both sides hate anti-vaxxers.

And once again it's all anecdotal shit you're spouting with zero evidence.
who.int/immunization/newsroom/thiomersal_questions_and_answers/en/
It prevents bacterial and fungal growth you gigantic retard. Does the vial magically protect from foreign contaminants? No.

It's in the CDC article you posted, retard. It blatantly states that thimerosal is only present in multi-dose vials.

What do you need explained anyway? What part of this is difficult? Do you not understand why a multi-dose vial would need a preservative while a single-dose vial would not? Do you not understand why multi-dose vials are more cost efficient than single-dose vials?

Ah fuck guess I can't eat apples anymore. Thanks Obama!

Actually it's pretty well known the anti-vax crowd overlaps heavily into the far-right and Trump's "very fine people" (literal nazis).

so that's the side you're defending, Yea Forums. good job.

that's juim carry?

I couldn'T tell, seriously. I him as dr robotnik. He doesn't look like eggman if you know what I mean. But He looks like robotnik, or as some say, dr kintobor

Are you retarded or do you not realize a multi dose vial needs mercury to prevent infection of the MULTIPLE patients it will be used on? Mercury is anti-fungal and anti-microbial. You don't need it in a single dose because it is used ONE TIME. My God this is who is damning their children to infection, people like you.

johnny depp had to pay off his abusive ex too, but that doesn't make him the villain. the hard evidence makes HER the villain.

believing allegations without evidence invariably hurts real abuse victims. if you're busy pretending to care about them, keep this in mind so you don't blow your cover.

PINGAS

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this thread is a dumpsterfire

Just like the Sonic movie

>the REAL victims are men!

like fucking clockwork

Yea Forums is incel central after the election.

I actually administer vaccines as part of my job. It's pretty obvious that you don't understand anything about how vaccines are stored or administered.
>Does the vial magically protect from foreign contaminants?
It's vacuum sealed, so yeah, it does. Multi-dose vials have preservatives because that seal is broken when you draw up the vaccine. With a single-dose vial, you've drawn up all the solution so there's no need for a preservative. Some single-dose vaccines even come in their own prefilled syringe.

for you

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>the seal is broken so it can be contaminated
AKA it doesn't magically protect the vaccine. Thank you for proving my point, nurse.

You have zero reading comprehension. It's fucking sad.
>a multi dose vial needs mercury to prevent infection of the MULTIPLE patients it will be used on
Yes, and a multi dose vial only exists because it's cheaper to produce than multiple single dose vial. This is the point, retard. Multi dose vials, and the preservatives in them, only exist to save big pharma money.

Is that Kevin Spencer?

Your "point" is something I've blatantly stated multiple times. What are you trying to argue?

I guess all celebrities has their share of wrong doing, pretty sad they're only likable on screen and described as monsters outside of the screen
Now that i think about it, is there like a corelation between being an actor and developping crazy reactions/reacting like a maniac?

Why is Eggman such a based character? It's just a mad scientist trope, but almost every iteration of him is great. Even this burning garbage heap of a movie looks like it'll have some top Eggman kino

And you're missing the point that the preservatives are menial and fish contain more poisonous mercury than any vaccine ever will. Do you see the word "mercury" and wet yourself? Look up methylmercury and then ethylmercury.

IMO it should be required to have vaccinations to even keep custody. If you skip, child services should show up with the sherriff's department and remove them. It is blatant child endangerment as well as endangering the public.

My state has a no exceptions law. Should be national.

>I'm going to shoot you once in the face, but in a warzone you'd probably get shot in the face more than just once. so don't complain.

A daring synthesis

It comes with the territory of fame. It goes to your head really easily. Not to mention being surrounded by other hollywood assholes who only want to screw you over wears you down as well.

FUCK YEAH! Accidentally forget one appointment, and the state should be permitted to steal your child from you!
SCIENCE!
WE DID IT REDDIT!

Don't forget then, retard. You go to jail if you forget to file your taxes, too, or forget to show up for jury duty.

>waah you should let dumb thots ruin your life for no reason!
LMAO imagine being so defensive about basic bitches.

Since this thread is about vaccines, I love when people bring up "THEY ARE INJECTING THE DISEASE INTO YOU!" when in reality they are injecting dead versions of the cells to train your body to naturally fight the live ones.

My room now

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>michael avenatti
lol

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>anti-science people are retards
WOAH!

So if I gave you a choice between having a vaccine with preservatives and one without, which would you choose? Maybe you're an apathetic retard and don't care about what goes into your body, but I'm going to choose the one without any toxins, no matter how "safe" the concentration in the alternative is, especially when the only "benefit" of it is saving multi-billion dollar corporations some money.
>fish contain more poisonous mercury than any vaccine ever will
Funny, I know plenty of people that are wary about eating fish for this exact reason, yet no one ever gives them shit about it. Probably because the fishing industry can't afford to fund smear and disinformation campaigns like certain other industries.

>anti-science

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>DUDE IT'S JUST A MENIAL AMOUNT BRO, WHO CARES THAT THE ONLY REASON IT'S GOING IN YOUR BODY IS TO SAVE ME MONEY
>vaccines
>cells
I wouldn't be so quick to throw stones in your see-through house, bub.

Yes, anti-vax is anti science.

Cells, virus... point being that they use a dead version of what causes the disease to teach your body in to fight it.

vaccines cause autism. Ask anyone in this thread.

Science is a method, not an orthodoxy.

>Cells, virus
There's kind of a big difference.

And there are live vaccines you fucking idiot.

Better than killing everyone with your stupidity.

>killing everyone
This is the dumbest shit. If you're vaccinated, why are you so worried about catching something from someone who isn't?

Because vaccinations aren't 100% and they weaken over time. The standards also vary. Not everyone is vaccinated equally.

Why didn't they make him fat, like the actual Eggman?

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see

>they weaken over time
>Not everyone is vaccinated equally.
If you're not getting your booster shots when you need to or the right shots for your environment and lifestyle, then you're not really in a position to complain about others not getting properly vaccinated, because you yourself aren't getting properly vaccinated.

>this fucking grammar

Thanks, user.

standing stationary and making a face: hatecrime

no intellegence detected refer to user manual.

>mercury found in fish is bad

As long as you don't get vacinned every two day there's no problem.

what a legend! upvoted!

>The government told me that the government doesn't do anything bad so now I trust the government

What's with this stock canned response?
The mercury in fish is naturally occurring. It wasn't put there to save someone money. And lots of people avoid eating fish precisely because of the relatively high mercury content.

god, he has lost it completely now

see

>The mercury in fish is naturally occuring
Yeah and so is the plague virus.
This preservatif is minimally toxic and the benefit it grant far outweight the "bad". There's no nuance to your position, you're getting angry about something that doesn't matter.

(((Scholarly)))

Wow you sure showed me.

literally all of those studies you're talking about are dismissing the link between thimerosal and autism through the use of case studies and statistics

none of them are describing empirical experimentation on the actual physiological effects that thimerosal has on the human body

this just says that thimerosal doesn't cause autism, not that it's 100% safe and poses no health risks

it would probably behoove you to actually read the shit you're citing

>the benefit it grant far outweight the "bad"
Which is what? Putting shit in your body to save someone else money?

>celebrity mascot of Yea Forums
That's Robin Williams you gigantic newfag.

Yes actually. Putting shit that barely matter into your body vs more efficient manufacturing of vacines. Seems a no-brainer to me.

He unironically did. There isn't a shred of empirical evidence in those studies, it's all statistics and case studies which can be easily manipulated.

Given that we only ever see him in the last minute of the movie and his only role in the movie is speaking through other people (in which he doesn't even act in character, imagine if normal calm/not insane characters started suddenly talking like manga Nova out of nowhere, it would have made all the parts where he's mindjacking someone 100 times better), I'm not that hopeful they'll do Nova justice in the sequel.

THEY DIDN'T EVEN GIVE HIM A PLATE OF FLAN IN THE ENDING SCENE. THAT ALONE WOULD HAVE BEEN ENOUGH TO ALLAY THE FEARS OF THEM NOT DOING NOVA'S CHARACTER JUSTICE.

Except when it comes to nigger IQ of course.

>Actually, I'm happy that I'm getting fucked in the ass by multi-billion dollar pharmaceutical companies!
Hey, you do you. If you want to be willfully exploited, don't let me stop you.

Oh yeah Robin Williams would have been a good pick.

We don't even get to really see Ed Norton play the part so who knows how he's gonna do in the sequel.

IQ isn't an empirical metric in the first place, so I'm not sure why you felt compelled to bring that up.

Because when losing an argument these people resort to whataboutism.

>getting fucked in the ass means getting fed so little mercury that eating fish would be worse
Ok, I guess. Do you not wear underwear, in fear of the tissue touching your ass?

Because that's hypocrisis of course.

You dumbass faggots keep bringing up mercury in fish like that isn't an actual health concern. You're not really helping your case when you're making a direct comparison to something that is heavily regulated by the FDA and pregnant women are told to avoid eating.

It litteraly doesn't matter unless you're eating tons of fish (or getting a assload of vacines I guess). Just like 100% of what we eat.

So again why should we give a fuck?

Robin got retired from mascot duties when he died. We need a fresh comedian on the brink of an overdose.

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JUST TWO BALLS AND A BONG

also he is literally a socialist now and vocally supports socialism in interviews

You're not allowed to say "good" or "bad" in earnest anymore.

I personally agree with them. As someone with both fish and vaccination fetishes, it's sometimes quite troublesome to stay under the healthy limit of mercury.

imagine being surrounded by hordes of two kinds of people
a. people who want to fuck you over
b. people who think you're the best
I think narcissism got Jim, he seriously thinks he's fighting the good fight shitting on young kids on twitter

Jim Carrey? More like Jim Carry this fucking movie haha

carrey is literally a le random reddit actor

I would even wager the shitty design used for the trailer was intentional to drum up publicity and we are going to see a new trailer suspiciously soon with the "new" design

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what a fucking loser

youtube.com/watch?v=Ap2a5uPut9U

But Jim said Jim Carrey isn't real

fuck that, ill use it as my new steam avatar

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>Ace Ventura, Pet detective
>On a mission to find a retrieve some strange looking animal
Not only sounds kino but a better plot for the Sonic movie imo.

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based and schloppilled

They are often Bible retards or extreem liberal yuppies from places like SF.

The "home remedy, yoga vagina energy" kind of yuppie. I am not kidding.

>VACCINES A
HAVE MERCURY, IS GOING TO KILL YOU.

Mean while you accidentally ingest more Mercury from your food and from breathing particles in the air in every day than you get from a single shot.

It's like saying bananas are dangerous because of their potassium content making them slightly more radioactive than normal background radiation.

You are lieing through the ommison and incorrect interpretation of statistics.

You must do what Betty tells you, otherwise, he will cut off your big toe!

Listen mate, taking your kid to get shot is literal in America, so their death / maiming stats don't count.

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Get fucked incel

How can a socialist be this fucking based? A 100% completed job

He just came off as very annoying.

They should’ve just made a movie with the writers from Sonic Boom. At least their versions of the Sonic characters are actually funny no enjoyable to watch

>we like carrey because he is le based and le redpilled

holy shit its real. what a fucking naive twat user is for just believing amy accusation in order to feel justified in tearing down the once praised. the statues of historical figures will ne next......

I really wish Chris Chan still had a presence on youtube instead of being mind fucked and trolled into being a tranny lady boy or whatever the fuck these days. If he had done a Reaction video to this trailer, I have no doubt that I wouldnt still be laughing.

>unironic anti-vaxxers in this thread

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you know he's a troll right

speak english retard

have sex, incel

thots btfo

When will he get Phil Hartman'd?

He still uploads videos like once or twice a month. They're usually pretty dull, though. As far as the movie goes he's going to be "silently protesting" it, apparently. I'd like to think "Oh boy, I can't wait to see CWC lose his shit over this!" but sadly it's not 2009 anymore and if he was gonna make a freak out video about Sonic he would have by now. Nowadays he's content with sperging on Twitter like most people.

>her

You sound like a flat earther.

FPBP. I honestly don't understand the hate this movie is getting, but it's also because I'm not an autistic Sonic fan.

You sound like a faggot

bro that was so funny, loved the part where the music stopped and the conversation got awkward

>believing women

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No, you're just autistic in general.

love insincerity and irony and overacting and awkwardness so much.

Imagine unironically offending such a funny person just because he has more money than you

You have to appreciate how Yea Forums is so dedicated to contrarianism that you have genuine vouchers for the Sonic movie and anti-vaxxers in this thread purely based purely on how those stances go against the common public opinion and not how much sense they make.

>doesn't look like eggman
>doesn't act like eggman
>V keeps parotting that this horrible eggman iteration is kino and that he'll be the best thing about the movie.
You guys are dumber than normalfags.

It's just Ace Ventura with a mustache

WELL
WHAT DO YOU GOT TO REPORT
WELL
WHAT DO YOU GOT TO REPORT
WELL
WELL
WELL
WELL
WELL
WELL

>I was told by corporate media that this particular study about vaccine-autism correlation was a fraud. This proves that *ALL* vaccines are 100% safe and will *ALWAYS* be and that we should allow the government to pump us full of whatever they want.
Why are all vaccine fanatics completely oblivious to the basis of rational thought?

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He sounds like you guys

I hope to see people posting Tomorrow I'll and Robotnik's Tea Party more because of this film

Vaccine-autism IS a fraud, not because of one study, but because HUNDREDS of studies on a potential link between autism and vaccinations returned ZERO sign of any actual link between the two whatsoever.
It was never anything more than your basic public hysteria drummed up by imbeciles.

You are literally a fucking retard and I hope you die of some horrible disease because you were too retarded to do anything about it.

unbased and very not-redpilled

Projection

Strawman + False dilemma

Bluffing

Strawman + False dilemma + Moving the goalpost + Appeal to emotion

Ad hominem

Ad hominem

Ad hominem + Strawman + False dilemma

Unsubstantiated claims

False dilemma + Strawman + Appeal to intention

Ignorance of human biology

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Holy shit, this many retards defending Carrey. Don't you fuckheads have better things to do than defending the honor of Hollywood shitbags, absolutely pathetic.

So user, are there single dose vaccines out there that don't contain mercury to preserve it? Or is it just the baseline for all vaccines regardless?

Ahhh! Unbased!

The gay guy from Starship Troopers was a better Olaf than Carrey though, in the new series

Its possible to sue their estate for civil charges, but for obvious reasons you cant sue them directly and they dont present in court. In burgerland, before "acts of god" became a general parlance for "random things that no one could forsee", there were a number of cases that attempted to sue God, Satan, or even ghosts, but a number of judges determined that
1- God isnt subject to US authority and is, by default, the highest possible judge and court of the world
2- while the guilt of satan may be clear, his refusal to arrive in court and lack of address make him impossible to sue (god was in the same boat)
3- the existance of an afterlife has no bearing on capital punishment and being a ghost isnt a loophole around the death penalty

What is that pictures supposed to tell us?
That there are less deaths because of vax or that vax are useless because there are less deaths?

Don't blame Hollywood, they're just writing for their audience

False dilemma + Strawman + Unsubstantiated claims

Slandering + Ad hominem

Strawman + False dilemma

Appeal to authority + Cherry picking

Ignorance of human biology + Ad hominem + Unsubstantiated claim + Fallacy fallacy

Ad hominem + Double standard

Appeal to authority

Unsubstantiated claim + Ad hominem + Reduction ad hitlerium + Slandering + Strawman + Kafkatrapping

Ignorance of human biology

>You realize that 90% of "antivaccine" people are only against vaccines loaded with preservatives like thimerosal, right?
They don't, and they won't. Vaccinism is a religion. Religion proceeds by blind faith and emotion, not facts or reason.

I'm not even apart of this argument, but stating fallacies you learnt in high school instead of communicating is the most autistic shit ever.

Haha le flan, I love le epic references in my moviez xD i hated it when twin peaks s3 didn’t make my epic coffee and pie man eat coffee and pie >: /

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>You get more aluminum and mercury from breast milk and fish dumbfuck.
>And you're missing the point that the preservatives are menial and fish contain more poisonous mercury than any vaccine ever will.

Fuck YES!!! I absolutely LOVE this argument, since it shows the level of utter scientific illiteracy of pro-vaxxers: "you can take it in your food? You can just inject it into your fucking blood as well! Totally the same thing!"
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the absolute state of people who have the nerve to call anti-vaxxers "ignorant"!

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hahahhaha

Jesus tapdancing Christ what the fuck is going on here

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A horrifying mixture of retardation, autism and contrarianism

Has he ever admitted to having autism? I mean surely he has it right?

Never in my life would I have expected, out of all the throw away images I’ve made about games, expected THAT one to be posted.

thanks user

>its already happened thousands of times.
>no source
>no context
>thousands
>out of how many billions?
Too bad your own parents vaccined you.

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It's just the sonic fanbase. Nothing special, really. Oh, wait, they are pretty "special", aren't they?

>tfw grew up watching Jim Carrey movies
>related a bit to him because, despite being known as a funny eccentric guy deep down he was more of an introvert
>now he's an excessive narcissistic libtard, anti-vaxxer, power-tripping existentialist with eternal TDS

Saw the documentary about Man on the Moon, it just made me dislike him even more.

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I forgot her name what is it?

>"you can take it in your food? You can just inject it into your fucking blood as well! Totally the same thing!"
Vaccines are mostly done by intramuscular injections. Also, when people say that people get more heavy metal from fish and shit, they're talking about its bioavailability after absorption.

Do you have any proof?

Yes, sent ;)

Everyone complained about the Sonic design, but Robotnik is just a generic Jim Carrey "weird" character with no other qualities.

>not getting vaccinated, then holding a potato against the injection site to suck out all the autism

Why does it matter if he's against trump? He's not even American.

Many such cases

Not him, but you should probably kill yourself.

NOBODY CARES

>his kid has autism

Ah, so that's why he's doing this movie.

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Rent free

>The humor was far ahead of its time.

I fucking love Kung Pow but that's not true. Every gag it had done had been done before either through other kung fu parody or MST type shit. The only thing that's changed is the internet is more widely available so you have less idiots walking into a 70s kung fu parody without knowing fuck from shit.

you are literally injecting yourself with a virus

vaccines should be illegal, they are basically the same as crack and cocaine

This is a goofy argument, because the risk of having your child get the vaccine is outweighed by the risks of getting sick from the diseases it purports to protect against.

That being said, clearly vaccines aren't 100% safe, and yet doctors never just say that. They always make the next step argument and skipping that detail, which makes them more distrustful. Say it's not 100% safe, say it can hurt people, period. Then tell them what it's trying to protect your child from. They're peddling in lousy persuasion.

>*short pause
>*fucks sonic into submission and breeds him into his sissy cumdumpster*

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Are you in charge here?
>*hurr grab em by the puss*
wrong

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This is true, my brother was a vaccine addict. Ended up blowing dudes in motels for just one more vaccination.

>the government which has to cover medicare, medicaid, and CHIP doesnt have an incentive to make people healthier to keep those programs from collapsing into insolvency

1- herd immunity is good for everyone
2- in many county health clinics vaccines are free. Fuck, my grocery store sets up a clinic for free in Ohio. Free MMR, flu, hpv, they did free swine flu too

user, the government doesn't actually care about your health. Fiat currency is a hell of a drug.

he didn't create it but he was an executive producer and writer for it

>mercury in vaccines makes them less expensive
>naturally this means someone is pocketing the difference and not a way of making a vital medical treatment more economically accessible

Can you prove to me that these costs saving measures are being used to improve profit margins? Or is it just something you suspect is happening?

If the choice was between universal vaccine access with some mercury content or vaccines being out of reach for the poor, which would you prefer?

Because I hate leftists and cucks.
And hating Trump is an pretty good indication that you are both.
In this case though I am willing to make an exception. Even though he's a commie, he somehow patrolled a thot. That does not mean I forgive every sleight of him, but I don't hate him unconditionally either.

It's funny sure, but if my parents went to such lengths to bring me joy, they would be best parents.

jim carrey can carry (lol) any movie, i even liked cable guy

I really hope they don't change Sonic's design. This looks like it could be the worst movie of all time and I am excited to see it.

i like how women are incapable of independent thought and never want to be held responsible for their actions

thats all i read

>are there single dose vaccines out there that don't contain mercury to preserve it?
Single dose vaccines don't have any kind of preservatives. That's the whole point.

to be honest people should have a license for breeding, but whenever i bring up these idea everyone looks at me like im worse than hitler

>Benis Back

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If someone is poor they should work until they aren't.

>Vaccines are mostly done by intramuscular injections
Yes, which is a way of introducing something to the bloodstream, you ignorant retard. Your bloodstream by itself isn't equipped to filter substances in the same way that your digestive tract is. When you eat something with a high level of mercury, most of that substance is going to exit your body via your asshole. The only other option is to get pissed out, and your kidneys aren't exactly equipped to deal with large concentrations of heavy metals.

People with autism should should sue scientists and doctors for ruining their lives.

PINGAS

Can anyone stop CIA man?

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I don't think I could enjoy a movie with jim carrey in it anymore, he's too much of a fucking libtard SJW fringe lunatic.