Hows your gamer gf doing?

She's a mystery X.

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>implying I have a gf
I sometimes have a feeling as though I need to hold someone
pls help

I don't believe they exist

this is a cute girl

the wife is currently waiting for the those that made otome games for the vita to transition to the switch. She loves games where the male love interest tragically sacrifice themselves to save the MC. makes me think she expect me to do that same (nah ah bitch, aint happening)

always wonder what the taste of her saliva is, thinking its like strawberry with a mix of heroin

My wife is asleep
I'm going to go join her
RIP, anons

Thank christ I didn't marry a gamer

They exist but they don't leave their homes like you

>guaranteed fujo

No thanks.

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Reminder that gf (male) are better then gf.

To lazy to get a gf.

But I do leave my home
My work place and hobbies are sausagefests so I don't see any girls at all

>tfw no gf

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*sniff sniff*

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Isn't this the same for the opposite?

They exist, but they mostly play Animal Crossing and Pokemon ad infinitum.

daily reminder that lonely females don't exist, you fucking retards

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long!

LONGGGGGG

Wasn’t this the series that blue balled everyone to the end? I remember the artists at Yea Forums getting mad at the manga’s ending.

They do they're just not cute

I'm struggling to pay for our lifestyle and she wants more kids than we can afford

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I just lost mine but I’m starting to see the benefits of not having one.

yeah, rip

As someone who dated a NEET gamer chic, its not worth it. She was riddled with insecurities, never did the dishes , cooked or cleaned, I paid for the rent. All she did was play video games and look cute. I got sick of her and kicked her out after 3 years of this shit.

If you don't heed my warning. get ready for "Muh Anxiety", "Muh Depression" for any excuse to explain why they cant do mundane things. Having a NEET gaming gf is a fucking nightmare.

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She still thinks Skyrim is the greatest game ever

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she's been better.

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tell that bitch to get a job

A NEET gf (male) is better, they are still all the things you said but they are so desperate for validation they let you pound their ass every night

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bunch of persona shit in the background, would marry

is that a rean picture beside P4A?

>mfw all the women in my area all love their hubbies based on their jobs and looks
There is no hope for us is there?

This is pretty close to my experience. What really annoyed me was her refusal to learn to drive. I had to drive her literally everywhere and it got real old, real fast. She also had no interest in going back to school to get a degree or cert or something, even though I was supporting her.

I married mine

Do women even enjoy videogames
Do they even have emotions

I unironicaly want to have a NEET boiwife but then i haven’t talked with another human upfront about my feelings before on top of being a khhv

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She's watching a youtube video about that black smash fan that has gone crazy

Yes
No

my ex gamer gf is unironically probably getting black right now

I found out she has a penis

not a dealbreaker in of itself, she's still got cute feet

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she's a depressed anxious wreck, just like me.

Boys are better at being girls than girls are

Of you started dating before she said she had a penis than she is lying to you which is not good or you act so much like Yea Forums irl that she is afraid of you which is just as bad.

t. Guy that fucks femboys

>those feet

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Call her bluff, user.

maybe her butt hurts

Mine had her license . She came from a wealthy family and got neetbucks from her parents every month. still refused to pay for rent.

One time the landlord came in to do an inspection, and she hid under a desk to avoid talking to him. I thought her shyness was cute at first, but overtime it was awful going out anywhere with her.

She was my first real gf, that why I put up with her shit for so long.

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Why the fuck would you ever date a NEET? Just date a girl that plays games, but isn't a dreg on society.

Asian women usually have troll feet

Did you at least fuck her raw?

I dated a qt gamer girl AMA

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Hahaha, what the fuck is a girlfriend

Women cant be depressed

From what?

Muh dick

How smelly were her farts?

>All she did was play video games and look cute.
So like all of Yea Forums
Except the cute.
Or vidya games.

fujos are cancer, even japs know it

How come liking video games downtown get me laid? Don't boys like that stuff?

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She's doing aight, recently finished some super tough raid shit in FFXIV, now apparently she's the 5th highest ranked healer in the world. it's cool to see her succeed and take pride in her accomplishments.
plus she's a qt, so that's cool too

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Putrid.

>Doesn't

Japs are so much better at XIV than NA and EU tards, it's unfortunate. Wish I could speak Jap and join them.

how do you think she lived for rent free for three years?

i want to take care of a femcel

yeah but when they have nice one's its fanastic

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Watching Inuyasha as we speak.

Why come all the way to the internet to lie?

Well thats easier said than done, user. Dont most women that arent dregs on society give less than two shits about videogames?

who is this bigfoot?

Where are her toenails?

How did you not get her pregnant

She learned japanese to play the old Jap region locked Monster Hunter games. She's at N-2 fluency.
She translates Dragon's Dogma Online for me because the english patch is barely competent.

It’s cute, cute!

>tfw cute coworker who you have a major crush on has a bf and thinks youre gay
What are some video games for this feel?

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I've dated exclusively gamer girls and everytime I find out they are bisexual. Every fucking time. The girl I'm with right now just casually let me know becuase she was teasing me about sexual tension at school that I have with some teachers. I told her it's probably same with her and boss and she tells me she feels more sexual tension among her and her female coworkers.

Terrible since i only have one controller

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The nose

Make your dominance known. Kiss her bf

This, fuck the women fuck the man.

depends how long y'all been together
if he just told you after a couple of months, leave him duh

She's good!

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There's no reason why you can't have a boyfriend and just play video games together. She's an actor.

Sounds like a bitch desu, drop that whore.

>gauge earrings

Discarded

>Guts
Baste

She's doing great. She's working on beating Etrian 5 so she can get into Nexus. Problem is she's gotten hardcore sidetracked by Darkest Dungeon.

It's common to sit on the floor in Japan as the discomfort prevents you from sitting too long.

>spacers

Fuck they're gross.

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>ear mutilation

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My ex was a thicc Latina gamer gf.
We used to co-op old beat em ups, platformers and play through games (seperately) at the same time.
It was an amazing time but like most she wasn't active enough to do more with her life and start a career or even hold down a job plus I was stupid and wanted to fuck other bitches so I left.

Nice.
>tfw almost watched inuyasha with a qt over last summer but she got back together with her ex
I-its not like I really wanted to anyways.

I met a really cool girl last night so I'm into whos basically a gamer gf who loves memes. I added her on instagram and she added me back, we kinda talked for a bit. I indirectly mentioned she was cute and all. She thanked me and we talked a bit, but then she just kinda left me on read when I one worded her 'Totally!!" to her thank you.

SHould I double-text?

Wife plays stuff like elder scrolls, two point, dragon age and some others. Thankfully she is very chill, no drama and has never used anything like the rag as an excuse or reason to be rude or neurotic. I had a previous g/f who played games who was the total opposite and a total shut in who turned aggressive when I started getting fed up. Really get to know that person well and if they have problems they are using gaming to escape I would be extremely wary.

want to lick those huge feet

My crush found another bf

Shame she doesn't have racoon eyes 24/7

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>gf

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Sorry for your loss but consider it a dodged bullet.

I never watched the anime from start to finish , only a few episodes here and there when they aired on TV waaay back in the day.

My condolences

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Getting a gf in the west has become a pain in the ass

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I broke up with her in 2012 and now have actual marriage material

Last time I had a gf was 5 years ago. She cucked me for chad that summer.

>those tats

Fucking christ.

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If you've never played while sitting on the floor like that, you'll never know.

>Sonic shirt
Imagine the smell.

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She lied to me a bunch anyways so it’s like I don’t even like her as much so whatever

Getting into a relationship in 2019 is pain in the ass, any type of relationship.

Unlike you american fatties, the japanese can easily do this since they aren't morbidly obese and thus there's no extreme strain placed on their buttocks.

LOL

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>Implying stonetoss tries to be funny
>Every webcomic has to be funny
Off yourself

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Yeah, her limbs are covered.

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Literally the only good one, real or edited

My gf plays some weird farm game on facebook. It seems like one of those pay for diamonds shit but went free.

No but I would like to acquire one. How do I go about getting a cute gamer gf?

Monster girls don't exist, there is no reason to get a gf.

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Go to a large group of chicks and find the smelliest one.
The smellier, the more likely she plays vidya.

If it's not supposed to be funny, why's it set up like a punchline

be chad

Just Beeee yourself.

the room is small enough that she probably rolls out a futon in that space to sleep when it's bed time
t.lived in japan 12 years

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>those acne scars
this is why you dont pop your zits, kids

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>last night
No, you waited to long and missed your chance you fucking beta
The only move you have left is to message her and say "Me and some friends are going out tonight, meet me at X at 10pm"
Dont ask if she's busy, don't ask if she wants to meet you, you tell her to meet you and then dont respond no matter what she says
It might work, it probably won't since you aren't Chad enough, but it's worth a shot

Fuck her, user.

lower your standards
and then you lower them even more

She ugly. Ugly!

Asians dont like chairs.

If she didn't, it would be very painful.

>wearing shoes inside

>implying you wouldn't want to cuddle with her

>unironically trying to get into a relationship in current year western society
just kill yourselves

>tfw no asian gf who will let you eat her pussy and asshole while she plays rpgs
Why am I like this

I mean, it would be pretty comfy, but there's the risk of looking down and seeing Roshi's stupid smile.
Imagine looking at it by accident while you have sex.

She's a big girl

Same with me and you're right about dodging a bullet. Within a week of getting back together, she got pregnant.

pretty good, thanks for asking.

it looks like he's rooting for you
i'd take his approval as the go ahead

>No robo waifu to take cuddle with
Fucking why.

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it's not like she couldn't just get an abortion

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>tfw cute girl at work is a obvious weeb
>too scared to approach her

Not always true, depends on the severity. She must've been a pizza face.

>tfw no cute gf with constant bags under her eyes from staying up too late playing vidya and watching anime

Yeah, who would want that haha.

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Most women struggle with getting abortions, that autistic mothering instinct and the extra checks from the government help solidify their terrible decision making skills.

I'm without a doubt probably the most chad dude on Yea Forums. I just don't know how to go about this kinda shit with autistic girls.

if she works with you, you do not fucking make anything that could be considered a move, approaching women is dangerous enough without adding workplace shit into the mix, don't fuck around if you want to keep your job

You wouldn't have a chance anyway, she already has a boyfriend

im so fucking lonely

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Why do you have such a problem using condoms.

>tfw girl best friend
>developed a major crush on her last year despite knowing her for years
>don't know how to go about this because im somewhat positive she's not into me that way
>I dont even know if I do want to be with her or I just like the idea of being in a relationship with someone who knows me as much as her.
>Only thing I do know is that I light up everytime she's around.

Fuck why is this shit so hard? Not even the hardest video games are this difficult.
What are some video games to play for this situation?

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>Most women struggle with getting abortions,
Not really no.
>autistic mothering instinct
Most don't have it
>the extra checks
Never worth nuking their body and wallet for all time

I think you meant to say IDIOTS struggle with getting abortions.

not bags retard

this is why I didn't spoke to her yet
I might be delusional, but I don't think so, she's total aspie, then again who the fuck knows

i want one!

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>the most chad dude on Yea Forums.
Sure you are, that's why girls are ghosting you

Weeb women cant be trusted. They will leave you for an asian guy. Worse if they like kpop too.

Figure out if she's single first. If she has a BF, your attention will be seen as negative unless you're underwear model tier.

>No Lamia gf

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user she's getting BLACKED as we speak

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>Your best friend comes onto you so intensely after three years of secretly loving her that even a dense motherfucker like you can understand she wants you.
>Now she ignores your existence.
Be careful what you wish for anons, sometimes fantasy is better.
It was like a dream she kissed me so hard, her hands were everywhere and she told me all the things I wanted to hear.
I feel so used.

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I want a gamer gf but if I was a girl I wouldn't want an uggo like me to be my bf.

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He's talking about his coworker, not your mom.

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For you.

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user just ask her out and make it clear it's a real date and that you are into her
Trying to bottle it up is going to end poorly no matter what and even if she's not into you and rejects you that closure is better than wondering "what if"
Be a fucking man you pussy

I wish I was the one doing the blacking

Is it illegal to have a mentally retarded girlfriend?
I'm thinking blind, disabled or dead are my best options.

After around 5 to 10 years of doing that, there's no anime worth watching and very few games worth playing late into the night.

steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko
How do you get a gamer bf?

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Best solution is to tell her and that you want to spend less time around her while you work through your feelings, if she has similar feelings then you have a shot at making good otherwise you'll actually do exactly what you said.

She doesn't even have social media, I tried looking for her but I didn't found shit. And I'm ugly as all hell, there is no way I have a chance with her.

Bad Ending
lmao

user, you have to chase after the things you want. My advice as someone who's been in your position before would be to muster up the strength to tidy yourself up, dress semi-nice, go somewhere fun with her and tell her how you truly feel.
If she responds positively, you've done it.
If she responds negatively then you've done all you can do and she's not worth your time anyway. It's better to hear the truth and let yourself move on and pursue new avenues.

And the best part is that if the friendship is truly genuine and you care about each other deeply, you'll eventually be able to remain friends.

Unironically, be yourself. If you aren't what they want, they aren't really what you want.

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do you even have any guy friends in the first place?

He could lose his best friend that way. I think you should kind of go about in a joking way. Say something like "Wouldn't it be funny if I asked you out on a date?" or something like that to see what she'd say.

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Does anyone have a link to this episode? I want to see the full clip

>I'm ugly as all hell, there is no way I have a chance with her.
Women don't care about that shit nearly as much as you think they do. You have to ask her or find out from somebody who knows. If you go after her blind, you're asking to make a shitty awkward mess and be stuck in it.

Or you could nut the fuck up and just politely ask her out and apologize if she turns you down. Honestly it's 50/50. Can't tell ya which way is safer.

youtube.com/watch?v=DofxovZWoqo

>tfw no vidya bf to spoil me and play games with.

The only guys who I know that play games are huge spergs and just play mostly shooters and multiplayer online games

>cali

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>Women don't care about that shit nearly as much as you think they do.
MASSIVE COPE
>Newborn infants prefer attractive faces
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S016363839890011X

>It takes 13ms for people to differentiate attractive faces from unattractive faces
psycnet.apa.org/record/2005-15801-011?doi=1

>Your face heavily affects your entire life
nytimes.com/1981/09/01/science/effects-of-beauty-found-to-run-surprisingly-deep.html?pagewanted=1

>Love at first sight is real
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/meet-catch-and-keep/201801/is-love-first-sight-real

>Study: Unattractive Men Not Viewed As ‘Dating Material,’ No Matter How Great Their Personality
studyfinds.org/unattractive-men-dating-material-study/

>Strong Inverse Association Between Height and Suicide
ajp.psychiatryonline.org/doi/pdf/10.1176/appi.ajp.162.7.1373

>Height is extremely important
psychologytoday.com/us/blog/fulfillment-any-age/201306/why-women-want-tall-men

>Halo effect
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29390018

>How Important is Physical Attractiveness in the Marriage Market? (tl;dr very)
reis.cis.es/REIS/PDF/REIS_159_07_ENGLISH1499424514902.pdf

>Bottom 80% of men compete for the bottom 22% of women, top 78% of women compete for the top 20% of men
medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a

>Women care about face much more than body
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0003347207000565

>when surveys are done. Men place attractiveness in their top three. Women place it lower on their scale-- five, six, seven, eight. But in fact, when you evaluate women's behavior, it's no different than men. So women say attractiveness doesn't matter, but, in fact, when you evaluate their behavior, it does.
>youtu.be/iOHdZKDldIg?t=27m34s

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BRISBANE

>she
>her

I've seen less obvious twinks on /lgbt/

L O N D O N

Don't shit where you eat user, I have done that and it is hell.
You know what is worse than being rejected by a girl? Being rejected by a girl and being forced to see her everyday.

>cucked by a piece of latex

Hey.
What's issue?

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Do you get off to this?

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>JLPT
>fluency
Geg, you mean reading comprehension :DDD:DD:D:D

Go away, discord tranny.

Are those VHS tapes?

>MASSIVE COPE
No, I'm just not very fit or attractive and find plenty of success. Not to mention, there's tons of anecdotal evidence if you look around yourself in the world. I see tons of fat uggos with qt3.14 gfs. [Decent] Women care a LOT more about how much fun you are to be around and your general personality and the ones who don't are worthless thots who can be left to rot.

You can take your insecure incel copypasta and fuck off thanks.

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IT WAS ALL A DREAM

>act like a fucking sperging beta because you don't have the confidence to commit to an action like asking someone out
Yeah, women love that

Most women who like video games have mental issues, it's a red flag. In a relationship it's also good to have some things to yourself.

Remember Yea Forums modern women is fucked, dating them is a waste of time.
youtube.com/watch?v=KET2JncpJ7o

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Not that I don't agree with most of those links. Why the fuck do you have all of this saved?

Yeah.

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He's either ugly and uses this as a coping mechanism for dealing with his loneliness [I'm too ugly so I don't stand a chance]
OR
He's fine as hell and likes to feel smug.

>Why the fuck do you have all of this saved?
He's an incel

Is this the thread where I attentionwhore to lonely virgins and never post my tits?

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>Don't shit where you eat user
Man I just want a gf, how in the fuck am I suppose to meet new women anyways? I want to stop being a Yea Forumsirgin
>You know what is worse than being rejected by a girl? Being rejected by a girl and being forced to see her everyday.
It's already kind of awkard already, I'm too autistic to properly interact with a female I'm interested in

I doubt she fucking cares if he asks a question like that if they're really best friends.

>tfw missed a sweet spot where I could get a gamer gf
>only into Grim Reaper gfs now

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A lot of those studies just show that women who use online dating are twats, find normal girls.

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I haven't fallen low enough to start seeking the millennial equivalent of self-help books, even less when Yea Forums recommends it.

Do you wear a fucking game boy as a necklace

>Grim Reaper gfs
What?
You mean goths or something?

why can you people never create on your own. All you people ever do is just steal memes from people that criticize you, inject unfunny paragraphs worth of ideological proselytizing, and then act like the resulting pile of shit is some kind of scathing rebuttal.

Not only does it prove your detractors right ("the left can't meme/has no sense of humor/rick and morty levels of delusional self confidence in their own intellect"), but it's embarrassing watching someone post the equivalent of "nuh uh u are" and then act like they've just destroyed you. Legitimately cringe.

No, it's just security so you don't drop it.

Nah, I just want to not wake up in the morning

Yea Forums(nel) is literally about justifying not even making an attempt

Imagine when shes 50 and no longer into anime and has to look at her stupid anime arm

*AHEM*

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God I wish I had a girlfriend.

NONSTOP BAREBACK SEX ALL DAY EVERY DAY

I'm so fucking lonely bros. Approaching 27 and still haven't touched a woman.

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What the fuck is a grim reaper gf?

Like it would phase it

i can understand if it was an attractive type asian guy
but how
how does he do it, how can i do it

>gf
i barely even know how to make regular friends

Birth control pill is fucking with hormones of females.

I need a hobby that gets me interacting with people because I'm an autist pushing 30 with no social skills. Forget getting a girlfriend, for now at least, I just friends.
Can you guys recommend anything? It feels like the internet killed all the old hobby groups that used to exist.

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>having original copies of games, likely purchased for money
I want a gamer gf, not a s o ygirl

>tfw have terrible acne my whole life
>washing my face used to work but now regardless of what I do they come and go and leave marks on my face
>ruined my self confidence and haven’t ever gotten a real gf
I want to get off this ride.

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Is it so hard to use condoms?

>fun sized lamia
thats the good stuff

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Tell that to the women who wants baresex with strangers.

It's not going to happen. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you can find real happiness.

I'll see what I can do, guys. I'll keep that in mind if I run into her tomorrow. I just worry what might change no matter what she says. Or even if I'm asking her out for the right reasons.

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Well, thank god i'm not American.

Cringe

Just fuck an escort and get it over with, it will actually be good for your mental health.

Honestly man, you just need to try. I know that is probably the shittest advice you ever heard but I am 25 and I am only getting into women now because I was fucking a terrified sperg.
You could get use to the fear and use to the rejection, it just takes time.

But I would not shit where you eat.
This post is me, I got rejected by this girl a couple of months when I started working there.
I spent three years dreaming about her and fawning over her and it sucked balls.
Three weeks ago I quit that job, last weekend that post happened.
I am more miserable now more than ever but I am slowly getting over it, quicker than last time.

You get used to being shat on, my advice is try tinder for your confidence.
You might not get anywhere but going on dates with random strangers you never have to see again actually helped me a lot.
I learned to be confident and be myself through dating tinder sluts.
You won't find your wife on tinder.

VRChat and VR in general. Its like early internet days

>Approaching 27 and still haven't touched a woman.
Go to an asian massage parlor

If all you want is sex out of a gf just hire an escort. Would be more bang for your buck.

If a woman takes anti pregnancy pills, its just medicine and the sex feels normal.
If a man wears a condom, he isn't having sex, he is fucking a balloon.

This unironically.

Might as well fap

Yeah, i'm not risking AIDS.
I have zero trust in people.
But good luck with your generation of disfunctional women.
Millennials not having any kids will probably be good if anything.

Isn't that illegal and stds

Mini girls are the best.

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Try theatre improv. Helped me with a lot of my socialization/confidence problems. You will spill a lot of spaghetti, but a good group is the most supportive environment you could ask for. You get numb to embarrassment, you get better at thinking of funny/cool things to say, and you can make some good friends along the way.

At least a condom isn't going to fuck your hormones for the rest of your life.

Yo true shit, I've had like 2 gaming gfs over the course of my life and both were constantly depressed and suicidal

I mean, possibly because they were dating me, but w/e

I wonder what Roshi would do if he had a behelit

Because she is able to, because she isn't fat. Fatty.

It's been about exactly a year since my last taste

>finally get it in with a cosplay chick
>friends telling me shes VERY interested in me
>wont stop talking about me
>cool with it so set up a date
>she cancels on first date says she just wants to hang
>cool with it so set up bedroom
>have crazy sex all night while she keeps trying to talk about RWBY
>never wants to play games with me always alone
>find out she takes pictures of me sleeping
>... cool with it so keep it going for a week or so
>go to work one day
>shes laying in my bed naked when I get home
>have to tell her that's not cool, it's my house
>suggests she moves in 2 weeks into relationship
>I skirt around the issue, still trying to get dick wet
>manage to avoid the topic
>says shes going on a trip 2 hours away for a week
>some modeling or some shit
>the day she leaves change my phone number block her on everything and change my locks
>only contact I've had was her trying to add me on two separate Facebook accounts
>friends still in contact with her say she still asks about me

Dont date cosplay chicks.
They have some real fucking problems.
Thanks for coming to my TEDX

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>AIDS
You trying to fuck a junkie or something?

Cope

You think you can see if someone has sexual diseases just by looking at their face?
I'm not taking risks with whores.

>know a really cute neet girl
>but she suffers from anxiety, depression, massive self loathing, self hatred, and literally no confidence in herself at all
>she obsesses over fictional stories, fixates over looking for cliches she hates, and writes her own anti cliche, message pushing stories
>appreciate being her friend, but want more, and when I tried, she stated that she wouldn't date me because its two cliches she hates: 1. Dating your best friend, and 2. dating someone just because they are the only person in your life (I am the only male friend she has at all, everyone else has abandoned her entirely due to her problems)
>extremely innocent sexually, but constantly has wet dreams about animu boys and she is too ashamed to even try to masturbate to get out her sexual frustration

What should I do? I am crushing on her hard, and I want to save her from her psychological problems, but she lets fictional cliches rule her life.

Herpes, flesh eating std, and who knows what more.
Also, there seems to be a connection between alzheimer's and herpes, not a fan of alzheimer.

Cope with what?
>Oh no, there's some girls who don't care that much

You are just shitting on yourself.
Then again, not a surprise some millennial is obsessed with self hate and he's only experience is internet shit.

A GAMER GIRL?! WOW I WISH HAD A GAMER GIRL!

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>illegal
Yes, don't get caught in a sting
>stds
Only for the lowest of the low street walking trash, any decent escort will be clean and make you prove that you are clean if you want to bareback

I'm going to tell you the same thing everyone else has echoed through this thread-
If shes that emotionally insecure, not willing to change, and you feel like you have to fix her its only going to end badly.

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>find porn of characters/actors that remind you of her
>jack off as much as you possibly can
>repeat daily until it's out of your system

What a fucking stupid response. I was responding as to why men don't like to wear condoms when it comes to pregnancy. Obviously, if you are with a really scummy girl, its better to wear a condom then. But she is probably not someone you are going to be with for a long time anyways.

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I wasn't being ironic, I am happily married now but I fucked about 10 escorts leading up to it. They're better at making you feel good than any psychologist could ever dream of.
No and no. They're not illegal in that you're paying for companionship not sex. As for STDs most mid-range and up escorts use protection and also screen out dirty clients. It's about quality not quantity, fucking 500 average Joe's is less damaging than 10 dirty subhuman drug using gang banging man whores.

Those men are stupid.

Serious advice, go to the gym.
You can talk to people, and improve your self confidence at the same time.
Had a bunch of birth defects and other "stuff" growing up that seriously crippled me, making me think I would never succeed at something so easy.
It took years, sure, but I started by "copying" what people would do and slowly adapted. Staying silent only works for so long. Then people just walk all over you and treat you like shit.

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Yes and now they're falling for it again with that artist's new manga. They all want mommy/son incest.

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Unironically force yourself on her

>They're better at making you feel good than any psychologist could ever dream of.
But is not real, so what is the point ?

Seethe more

Dude, that is nothing but red flags.
If you really want to try, take her ass to therapy for a while, and see if she changes her ways, at all.

If she won't even try that, then just cut it off now.

>You can talk to people
If you are going to the gym what is the point of wasting time talking to people.

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Yeah, things aren't so bad, i'm so angry.
Tell yourself whatever you need to to justify never improving.

>Herpes
Yeah hate to break this to you user but you more than likely already have a form of herpes. Shit's way too common.

You should be the one getting blacked by cute black gamer gf's instead.

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semen baths!

>nigger
>cute
No.

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She has stated that her family once had her go to therapy. She went for a week, then they told her family everything she was saying about how they made her feel, and they all chewed her out. When she started going back to therapy again, she refused to talk to a therapist ever again.

Sauce

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>tfw no bee gf

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Gamer gf is funny way to say girl with mental health issues OP.

Be rich. That's how.

Women have no capacity for enjoying activities inherently. They can't be (((gamers))).

She cute.

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>physical copies
based
>physical copies are degenerate
die of a heart attack already Gabe

Bugs are better

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>used to see one particular escort regularly
>she would give amazing body to body massages and slide right on top of my dick in the middle of it
>knew how to work her kegels
>started to let me bareback her, would only charge me once a week if that
>started to make things awkward, kept asking me why I didn't have a girlfriend, asked if there were any girls I worked with I was interested in and shit like that
>suddenly says we can't see each other anymore and blocks my number
>while trying to find a replacement escort find out she told 3 other working girls not to see me
What the fuck

Focus on yourself and treat her as a friend. If you can't do that abort.

What's going to happen with girls like that is this. Either you continue to give her the attention she wants and she strings you along, or she finds it sexy that you focus on yourself and don't notice her. If the latter happens she'll start to pine for you, once you give in you'll probably have good sexy times for a couple months before she loses interest.

Either way you'll get your heart broken.

I had one for a year. Ngl, I still miss it sometimes but the overly attatched/desperation act gets old quick especially if theyre riddled with insecurities and whine about them.

They're real in a way that's hard to explain. Though the main act is well an act they're honest in other ways. They're good at making you feel sexually confident in that every bit of experience counts. The good ones are good at talking too.

I doubt that.
My insect girls folder is empty.

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breh she wanted you to ask her out, roastie whore caught feels

She sounds more jaded than most of Yea Forums

Let it go mang

Heartbroken.

Waiting impatiently for Animal Crossing.

Why didn't this bitch ever just do porn? She only had that awkward biki shoot

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This but unironically. Black gamer gfs are usually so lighthearted and chill.

The sex is even better because they aren't flabs or depressed white girls with muh identity problems developed during high school.

i'm actually surprised i don't have scars like that, my mother used to hold me down and DIG at my zits to pop them as she has some kind of OCD and it bothered her apparently.

You don't have any emotional attachment, if you need to relieve yourself, you can just read some heart warming vanilla doujin, it's cheaper, safer and faster.

Notice how you didn't bring up them being ugly as shit

She is literally like 30 years old, no job, no car, lives with her mother and grandmother, constantly gets sad and depressed over them judging her for not having those things, and she just refuses to go out and look for a job or anything. She is deathly afraid of getting on buses of any kind. She is deathly afraid of being in crowds of people as well. I've tried being actually busy for a week before. She thought I was mad at her. When I told her I wasn't, she said she deserved people being mad at her. Our literal only interaction is talking on the phone, or watching Toonami together. Her grandmother and mother constantly threaten her, saying they will kick her out if she doesn't try to get a job or something, and yet she still doesn't bother to try. She just gets scared and calls me to talk about it. When I'm not busy I don't mind, but my crush on her always flares back up when I talk to her about hobbies.

>You don't have any emotional attachment
not him but it's for the best yo

youtube.com/watch?v=3SCUEkA6TZo
I'm told its not very good, but the girls are hella cute.

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youtube.com/watch?v=6-1Ue0FFrHY

>She went for a week, then they told her family everything she was saying about how they made her feel, and they all chewed her out.

i'm pretty sure this is illegal, even if the person is an exceptional individual.

Maybe, I know this will sound hypocritical but I wasn't about to try and have a commited relationship with someone that fucks others for money
>Heartbroken.
Elaborate

RACEMIXING

Than why have sex ? If you just want sex, or the simulation of sex, get a real doll and VR set, it will be much more profitable for you in the long run.

MISCEGENATION IS A CRIME HERE IN AMERICA

she's religious, she'd never actually do porn

Run.

I'm well aware, one of my roommates was once an (ex) escort, all the tell tale signs are there. Believe me, in no way shape or form did you want anything committed from that, they're super fucked in the head.

My sister counts? She's fine we playan Borderlands 2 now

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meant for

How fast can you run? However fast that is, you should run faster.

Why? She's not violent or anything, she just clearly is going to be living with either her mother or grandmother forever it seems.

You will not save her, don't bother. Can't help people who won't help themselves.

The only people worth helping are those who just need a push but are capable of doing the majority of the lifting themselves.

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but there are also maybe 5 black gamer girls in existence so good luck senpai

If anyone actually buys into the mother/son incest they are legitimately retarded. I like mother/son incest as much as the next guy but the closest he is getting to his mother is through a girl who is similar to his mom. Which he already is.

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Guess it's time to find me a cosplay girl now

This isn't a matter of violence its a matter of dealing with an emotional vampire. You can't put someone first in your life if they aren't willing or capable of doing the same.

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I'm her only friend, to the point that when she gets depressed and sad from being yelled at, she says I am the only reason why she hasn't tried to commit sudoku yet. Because she feels worthless and like a burden on everyone. When she talks about her problems, no answer I can ever give she would ever agree with.

My mother betrayed my father in a cruel and callous way after over 30 years of marriage. Betrayed us all.
I see my old man constantly anxious and trying his best to win her back, and it makes me sad. He is anything but a pathetic man, just old fashioned and still in love with his wife and doesn't want to give up on her as much for her own sake.
If I can't even trust my own mother who I treated as much as a friend as I did a parent, how can I ever trust a woman?
Ever since her betrayal happened, I've just lost interest in women all together.
When I masturbate, it's mostly for maintenance and its like once every couple of weeks. It's really just dropped off, the desire to even consider it.
It's just better to be alone.

I can't fucking emphasize this enough my bros. I once tried to save a ho for 9 fucking years, she did nothing but got worse and wallowed in self pity, despite every opportunity in the world being given to her.

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I dated a cosplayer gamer girl that has a twitch channel and her own female gamer league. Went NEET for a little bit, but she's now in school and lost weight and improved over the past two years, but fuck, was she nasty to be around. She's just a terrible human being in general. It took me months to realize than even I deserved better.
>smelled terrible due to believing an ingredient in deodorant helps leading to memory loss
>would fake ask for your opinion and mid-sentence cut you off saying it was a joke since what you think isn't relevant
>wouldn't pay for jack shit and constantly criticized how you can't pay for more
>literally only played xbox games, but would still cosplay WoW characters
>lopped off all of her hair into a captain marvel cut with homemade red hair dye
Again, she's improved her life without me. I think she's dating a guy ten years older and 200lbs fatter, but he makes decent coin.
I honestly just hope that guy is happy with her, because I sure as fuck wasn't, I wouldn't wish her on enemies.

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>you
>cringe
Yes.

Try something, even if you know it won't work, so that you won't end up regretting it later.
The BIGGEST regret of my life was not talking to a girl in my class in seventh grade which I KNEW was into anime, and was the ONLY person in the class not bullying me. I got in eighth grade then moved somewhere else in my country, and now I only know her first name and have no way of finding her. I think about her everyday.

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>Black gamer gfs are usually so lighthearted and chill.
Yeah, all 7 of them.

>The sex is even better
Even the part where you get STDs?

I went through something really similar. The worst part was when I got ED and thinking of women got me dizzy and nauseous. Go to therapy, user. I tried two therapist and the second one did it for me. Three years of therapy, tho.

>tfw a girl likes you

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no memes, no bullshit, I genuinely don't find black women attractive. I think it's the common facial features.

I'm afraid I don't know that one.

Its understandable why people think guys that play video games are all losers. When guys meet women that play as much or even more than them they see those same personality defects they missed.
Everybody has their preference.

Used to hold it like that when I was a kid. When you've been playing for 8h+ without taking a break, it's nice to put your arms rest for a while. Never seen anyone else do it though.

seething

Same, but it's a result of going to a school that was ~50% black. I think black women try their hardest to fit their stereotype.

Sorry, I don't want my kids to look like utter abominations.
Black people are insufferable too.

You post this in literally every >tfw no thread

>she says I am the only reason why she hasn't tried to commit sudoku yet.
This is extremely manipulative, I know because I'm going through my own manipulative bullshit right now
>look for roommate last year to replace the one moving out
>stripper answers the ad, figure whatever, at least I know she'll have the money and she has a boyfriend so I'm not going to get caught up in it
I was wrong as fuck, a couple weeks ago she plays the "you're all I have left to live for" card and then the week after goes to being actively hostile and still trying to play me and our other roommate against each other and that's just the recent shit
I looked back over the past year and realized the halo effect was full on for me and I was ignoring all the manipulative shit, not just the stuff directed at me either, like when she was still seeing that guy she borrowed one of my shirts and made sure he saw her wearing it and being close to me just so he would get the wrong idea

how do i meet people and get to know them? i cant bring myself to speak up to anyone i dont already know

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stop spamming this shit you utter retard

alcohol
just dont overdo it

Nice try /pol/fags, keep thinking inside the basement

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God I wish that were me...

That may be true, but you'd probably have better luck grinding for that 0.1% drop in any game than finding a black gamer girl. A single one at that. It's even harder if youre black yourself, cause for some reason they almost always prefer white guys.

Oh no, they don't want to racemix, like 95% of white people.

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>You ignore her

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This is just goofy. All white dudes in relationships with black women are old jaded guys like Bill Burr or liberal twinks like that Reddit co-founder.

Yikes!

constant rough anal sex

>tfw a girl likes you
>tfw you like her
>tfw it doesn't matter because she's trying to be a strong independent woman who doesn't need no man

she's busy not existing. my non gamer gf, however, is making me dinner

cope

>Hows your gamer gf doing?
Good, we play warframe and league together.

sleeping

>survey
So you're a believer of NPCs too?

Yikes indeed.

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lol just find one

>Mileena will never be real

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>tfw you will never give your body heat to a snek by cuddling with her
Why live

What the actual fuck is the resolution on that webm screenshot

I wish I could physically go inside myself and kill that beast

id rather be single

>look at pictures of ugly mixed race people, this means all are ugly!
Good thing there are no ugly white people

Yes, surveys.
As opposed to what, being a millennial and thinking twitter screencaps represent the majority?

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There are, but there's no good looking black people, so why risk it?
If only black women were worth being with them, but they are utterly insufferable with their loud voices and their dumbass ebonics.

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reminds me of my wife, we worked at the same place and she was dropping atom bomb sized hints. (if implying she is sitting at the right height to suck my dick as she is sitting on a low sitting stool to organize a low sitting shelf. counts as a hint)

fast forward 7+ years later and i'm married and have a 4 year old son.

on the plus side the sex is good though she tends to talk bigger than actually following through, we have sad sex somewhere around 3,000 times yet she has only sucked my dick maybe 5 times?

>Oh boy, this article on the internet says something, so therefore it must be true!
And this is why you're unhappy, alone, and angry against the world, sitting at home posting on Yea Forums

It's honestly too late for it.
I'm 28 now. I'm never going to afford to move out and desu I don't even want to.
Me and my Dad are both introverts so we keep to our own things mostly so it's fine. I work part-time as a carer for my disabled brother and part time retail. Retail is toxic to me, but it's hard to try to move onto another job.
One, because I have a business degree but no experience so I'm either overqualified or not experienced enough to get whatever job I apply for, and two, my brother misses out on a good carer. He's only got one other decent carer. Most agencies are shit. My brother is actually pretty chill mostly for someone with Autism, he just can't be left alone because he goes off on explosive rants of gibberish and gets confused sometimes and frustrated over delays and stuff and people don't usually understand him and get scared because he's a big guy, so someone has to be there to hear his daily repetitive moaning about all the things he wants and to try to calm him down when he gets upset.
So I guess I've come to accept this is my fate really. It's not too bad but for years I expected a little more from myself but I just screw stuff up so much. I'm probably going to get fired from my retail job soon because I'm not smiley enough and I get like that one asshole that complains about me because I didn't laugh at or even really react to his shitty dumb joke I've heard thousands of times before.
I already had a bit of a phobia of intimacy anyway. So if anything, the lack of interest has eased that anxiety for me. I can look at a pretty girl now and talk to her and just feel nothing except a quiet disgust over what women can be like.
I would just exchange basic politeness now and walk away.

Who said anything about twitter? Besides, it makes you just as bad if you believe surveys just like that.

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Damn, I guess you are right, i'm unhappy, alone and angry against the world because I don't have a nigger girlfriend and making disgusting racemixed babies.
Thanks for the counsel, Mr. Goldsteinberg.

I assume you have better proof then.

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Yes, the outside world. Go outside and look around. I see interracial couples all the time.

Never ever

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>I don't have a nigger girlfriend and making disgusting racemixed babies.
>If you fuck someone, or have a relationship with them, you must have children with them!

What the fuck, man, here's your (you)

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don't have one stupid

Damn, what one person sees, i'm sure it has more value than a survey.
Now go accumulate more lost years elsewhere, millennial.

Why would I want a black girlfriend?
That's the thing, why would I want to date some nigger?

depending where you live such a thing can be fairly rare to see, not the person you replied to btw just adding a comment.

where you live anyway?

Shes sleeping

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give her a kiss

she's still trying to convince me that nepshit is actually good lmao and she keeps 'ironically' buying porn games on switch and then 'ironically' playing them.

she tried playing sekiro after i beat it but she got hard filtered by lady butterfly of all things

She's good

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not him but I live in an overwhelming white majority area so even seeing a nonwhite person is somewhat rare

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Why does such a scary thing arouse me so?

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are you me?
dont worry my brother had super bad acne, absolutely destroyed, he worked out super hard and got buff and now has a gf, you can do it too man. meanwhile i still have no gf and i have a cute face sigh

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Why are you so offended that someone doesn't want to date people from a race known for being obnoxious, smelly and ugly?

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thats sexual assault

Yes, because a survey is more reliable than the outside world. You're definitely on the same level as twitterfags.
I know interracial couples aren't a thing everywhere, but to say 95% of white people won't date someone outside their race is asinine to say because a survey said it. I'm in the US.

Nonresistant. The last one had some serious issues.

>Damn, what one person sees, i'm sure it has more value than a survey.

No shit it does you underaged fat fuck, you think everything on the internet will be useful in real life? Nice bait.

>Why would I want a black girlfriend?
>That's the thing, why would I want to date some nigger?
>some nigger?

There are girls out there of a color other than white that aren't just "some nigger" you absolute jewish cucksucker.

Take your final (you) and go back to wishing you could suck some poor daddy issue riddled white girl's toes.

i always get feels when i read about guys fucking hookers/escorts and they ask why they don't have a gf

She just nudges happily

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I always find hilarious when a millennial unironically tries defending anecdotical evidence.
What a pathetic generation that can't even back their own arguments properly.

>got a raise at work, no longer living on a knifes edge budget and can start saving for a doll
>but still live with others and don't want to move into a studio apartment
What do I do

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Why do you want people to racemix so much?
And why are you calling him a jew for not wanting to racemix?

>poor daddy issue riddled white girl's toes.
As opposed to a hoodrat, or some muslim, or a disgusting indian, or a fat, obese latina?
Get the fuck out of here.

Implying a survey isn't anecdotal evidence. Kill yourself you fucking retard.

hnnngh bare feet

you could start by not being such a creepy fucker who would want to buy one of those things.

if you really need a masturbation aid just buy a fleshlight or something.

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imagine
the
smell

What's a studio?
One bedroom is fine, but a two bedroom is ideal
Living room for modern systems, bedroom for favourites and watching VHS tapes on your CRT, and the second bedroom as a gaming room

Far more reliable than someone who is clearly biased against white people and gets mad when someone doesn't want to racemix.
But yes, i'm going to kill myself, there's nothing more horrible than making white babies, right, Schlomo Goldsteinberg?

But a thanks light

>I always find hilarious when a millennial unironically tries defending anecdotical evidence.
>What a pathetic generation that can't even back their own arguments properly.

You gonna go on to win a nobel prize too, smartass? Suck a fucking dick, tranny

holy fuck look in the mirror

This.

Those things are basically a huge waste of money and are genuinely gross. Call me when sex ANDROIDS are a thing. Then it can clean itself and do the dishes too.

Hello new fag

>get feels
You shouldn't, it sucks to be laying in bed with a girl who just finished riding your dick and then she asks why no one likes you enough to be with you and why you have to keep seeing her to get sex
It's not in those exact words but that's what the subtext feels like

Just buy a small one that can fit in the dishwasher

>Y-YOU ARE A JEW
>Y-YOU ARE A TRANNY
Who are you trying to fool, when you clearly said you were against white people and get mad at others for not racemixing?
White girl with daddy issues?
I rather deal with a girl with daddy issues than a goddamn getto hoodrat, or a muslim terrorist, or a favelian drug dealer.

Are you a female ?

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Cute

Does he fuck the dragoness?

My gf just plays pokemon and Black ops zombies or mortal kombat

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cursed

>that posture
I'll pass.

No I'm married and don't see the point in a big stinky sex toy when my wife and my right hand do the trick just fine.
>Well I don't have a wife! My hand gets boring!
So you'd like to waste hundreds or thousands on a big heavy hard to clean and maintain sex toy that will break someday and probably start stinking no matter how well you clean it?

Buy a fucking fleshlight and move the fuck on.

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no but i'm married, is that close enough?

You can't cuddle a fleshlight.

t. Seething roastie

i donated to her boyfriend's patreon

Nah fuck you, not like I'm going to get a girlfriend so may as well get something pretty to stick my dick in
Think of a hotel room with a little kitchenette in it, that's a studio apartment

>you clearly said you were against white people and get mad at others for not racemixing

Retarded and dillusional? Wow.

>I rather deal with a girl with daddy issues than a goddamn getto hoodrat, or a muslim terrorist, or a favelian drug dealer.
>EVERY PERSON OF ANOTHER COLOR IS BAD
You're just too afraid to approach them user.

I'm not saying everyone should racemix, I'm just saying that you shouldn't knock what you haven't tried. And since your faggot ass is obsessed over not even looking at a person of another color, that's when I get mad.

You stay in your hole as a reclusive faggot, I'll stay outside tapping every colored ass on the spectrum. Will I fuck them all? Nope. Does that bother me? Nah. Am I happy dating whoever I please because I'm neither projecting on Yea Forums nor being a cunt? Totally.

Did I fall for your shitty bait? Yeah, sadly.

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That's at least 200 cute

So buy a Dakimakura.

Dolls are just about as cringe as you can get when it comes to sex toys.

Dude, even a fleshlight is a dumb idea. Just nut into a tissue like a normal person. You shouldn't EVER have to be doing cleanup after your ejaculations. That shit should be going into a disposable tissue or a woman.

>EVERY PERSON OF ANOTHER COLOR IS BAD
Now you get it.

>You're just too afraid to approach them user.
No, just disgusted because they are ugly as shit.

OH a bachelor?

>no good looking black people
Oof

>you should get a black gf
>Y-YOU COULD DATE PEOPLE OF ANOTHER COLOR INSTEAD OF THOSE WHITE GIRLS WITH DADDY ISSUES
Try to safe face now, jew.
Now get the fuck out of here.

>He admits he's repulsed by people of other colors
How do you even go to the fucking store, retard

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she plays other games too, its just shes really busy with school and doesnt have a lot of time to get into longer games. honestly i have never been happier in my life and im glad to have her

she's playing conan exiles right now

So why do you care if a strange gets a sex doll, which still superior choice to a whore or casual sex, plus you can dress her in the way you want.
>But muh cooking and cleaning
Some people can do both.

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>How do you even go to the fucking store
by not living in the united states of muttmerica

samefagg

>so may as well get something pretty to stick my dick in
You're tricking yourself. Just get a good fleshlight and maybe invest in VR for the porn. Dolls are LITERALLY the biggest retard bait in history.

>big heavy
Confirmed weakling
>hard to clean
Not really, even if you don't buy one with a removable vagina they literally give you a little wand to shoots water to clean it out when you buy one
>hard to maintain
Again not really, just give it a light dusting, it can be done while you grope or cuddle it

T.bh dakimakura is just a cringeworthy. Anyone who buys any of that shit should just off themselves.

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Easy, I don't live in burgerland.

I have 6(SIX) onaholes and my faps have never been better. Clean up takes no more than a couple minutes, so I see no problem in taking the time to clean up after a top tier fap.

>So why do you care if a strange gets a sex doll
It's a massive MASSIVE waste of money. You are literally pissing money away and creating new housekeeping chores for yourself all at the same time. Not to mention the difficulty in storing it safely and discretely in case you might host a guest in your virgin cave at some point.

>oof
Not a surprise the one implying niggers can look good is some Twitter millenial.

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was the sex good at least? was the musky smell of her hairy armpits good as it sounds?

>buy a daki
>DUDE DOLLS ARE FUCKING CREEPY BRO
Kill yourself you fucking jackass.

>so I see no problem in taking the time to clean up after a top tier fap.
Hey man, if you're dumb enough to want to do a chore after each nut, go ahead. Anyways, I don't HATE onaholes, I just think they're not worth it. Atleast they aren't a fucking human sized mannequin with all the associated surface area and cleaning needs.

Autism

Because you make a lot more money teasing

>There aren't any people of color in any place other than Ameriland

How retarded can you sad fucks get

I guess so if that's what they call it where you are from
I'm sharing a house right now because I like having a full kitchen, living room, dining room, and a washer and dryer for laundry in the house in addition to my bedroom

I had a gamer gf.
she play Animal Crossing Pocket camp.

I wanted to play fun games with her so bought a Switch, many cool acessories and a bunch of games we can play! spent almost $1000

>refuses and only plays pocket camp

I got a few rounds of mario kart out of her though.
.....
old girl who I used to know

instagram.com/laurrappa/

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Well guess what, there's none in my country, i'm that lucky.
And even if they were, I wouldn't touch those filthy creatures.

>people of color
What a surprise, an American leftist.
Go be irrelevant elsewhere.

Yeah a pillow to cuddle is a lot less retarded than multiple hundreds of dollars for a complex and realistic human effigy. If you want to fill that need for holding something close, don't waste hundreds of dollars are something that's genuinely disgusting. Like, you wouldn't fuck your daki right? So why do you want to snuggle your Doll?

how do I live steam if I'm going to kill myself?

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How am I dumb for taking at 2 or 3 minutes to clean up an onahole? I'd be dumber to just use my hand every time I fap.

>don't waste hundreds of dollars are something that's genuinely disgusting
Are you describing your wife ?

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>How am I dumb for taking at 2 or 3 minutes to clean up an onahole?
Because I don't take any time. I fap and move on with my life.

Literally just a waste.

>gauge earrings
>sonic and knuckles out of box
>real monsters
garbage

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Go away, racemix propagandist.

>you wouldn't fuck your daki right?
You clearly don't know why people buy dakis and their covers in the first place

Don't hate just because I have a big tiddy gamer GF user. You can find one too!

Because some guys have come to terms with never getting a gf, therefore never having a family of their own, so they get dolls to fill the void. Not every person that buys a doll buys it strictly for sex. Some just want that happiness in their lives. Would you really take a man's happiness away for the selfish reason you think it's creepy?

Is it worth it tho?
There's this girl at my Uni who fucking lives in OW and LoL, cute and nice ass, she is severely autistic (not in a clinical way) and doesn't like to talk with people, bitch has some troubles, she calls herself a bad person but she only needs attention. Already threw her spaghetti and confessed to me. But I told her that I'll answer back on monday

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set your pc to shut down after a set amount of time

know any good free steaming sites?

>he walks around with jizz covered hands and a growing wet spot on the front of his pants

A doll still cheaper than any whore in world.

You're either poor or a lazy fuck. Either way, you're missing out.

>Would you really take a man's happiness away for the selfish reason you think it's creepy?
No I'd advise him to find happiness that isn't tied to a sex toy. Sex Dolls are just creepy surrogates from actual intimacy but they're absurdly overpriced and cumbersome. Literally just sex toy companies taking advantage of the most desperate and lonely among us.

I'm surprising open minded about whatever solo sexual shit you wanna get up to, but dolls are just for idiots.

You don't want to date someone with depression. Don't fucking do it. They just leave you feeling exhausted.

Someone should post the custom bone doll the end this thread.

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>had gamer gf
>she's also an animal hoarder and straight-edge
>i'm an alcoholic, not violent, always working
>she drops an ultimatum, I stop or she goes
>I'll stop if she loses most the animals
>3 dogs, 3 cats, 3 ferrets, 3 sugar gliders
>easy choice I guess
>we move but stay together
>2 more years til we cut ties on christmas 2018
>she already lives with someone else
>I can't even find anything attractive in other women
Find happiness in something else bros, nothing made me happier, and it's changed me for the worse. Been doing stand up to actually change something, but i'm starting to feel like a fucking monkey again. Also video games are pretty tight, I wish i had someone to play any fighting game with

you can get a good job, but yeah unless you're 10/10 Adonis money and support for their frivolous lives are what they're looking for.

Actually I just bunch up my foreskin as I start to cum and nut into that. The jizz is all nicely contained within so long as I pinch off my foreskin. Then I take a paper towel and wipe myself off.

Don't tell me you're mutilated. That must suck. I'd hate to have to get cum on my hands just because I wanted to have an orgasm.

No, as I said; I'm married.

And yet still just as unfulfilling. Solo sex is empty nonsense just to feel good and serve your primal needs. You don't need to waste tons of money on gimmicks.

I've seen that. Maybe in a time before Yea Forums, I would have been bothered, but I was DEEP into this shithole before I came across it. I felt nothing.

>I'm opened minded
>rants and raves about how others spend their time and money in the privacy of their own homes and when they are hurting no one

Roll

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Yeah. You're an idiot and people who buy Sex Dolls are retards too.

I'm allowed to judge people.

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i'll take what i can get

>purposefully ruining his orgasms every time he masturbates
No wonder you're such a fag

Go on /jp/ and doll threads on Yea Forums and your mind might be opened a little more. These guys are happy with their dolls. Let them be happy, user.
If you're married why the fuck do you care how someone masturbates?

Something good!

And we're allowed to point out you're a retard and laugh at you for it

It drives my sister insane that I never got any acne scars from it, even though I would pick at them constantly. Turns out as long as you get absolutely everything out of them, they don't scare to badly, just don't pick at the scabs.

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i want to drown inside of a cute slime

he is not married, it's a rostie

>Let them be happy, user.
Happy idiots.
>If you're married why the fuck do you care how someone masturbates?
I don't. Again, if you oversensitive retards had any reading comprehension or basic language skills you'd know I never said anything about caring about it. I don't CARE. It's just a massive waste of money for idiots and basically the literal grossest/cringiest thing you can do for masturbation.

Literally because its cute, I kid you not

rollin
damn

That's just your opinion, man. A shit one at that.

yikes

>I don't care
>I care so little I'll rant and rave and scream about it til the thread dies

I'm waiting for my wife to get home. She's brining sushi and a blowjob.