What, exactly, was so bad about this? I haven't tried it yet

not even the best feets in her own game. What an embarrassment lady three health bars is.

kinda bland looking. She looks like the nu Tomb Raider.

Overpriced, rehash of the Painted World in DaS1, general pacing is also a rehash of AotA, 2 bosses with one being trash and the other being too long with too many phases also rehashing Priscilla + O&S + Lady Maria, Ariandel himself ended up being fucking nothing just to leave place for Miyazaki's feetwaifu despite being cooler than said waifu, weapons were garbage at release, layout is mainly just open with okay enemies filling them up. Least favorite DLC in the series imo. The Ringed City in comparison is way better.

I lost countless times because I tried to lick Friede's feet on my screen.

Worth it.

Nothing if you started with it

Brain damaged.

It does nothing lore wise. All just rehashes of things that were already established. Game play is just bloodborne with a roll instead of a dodge and a bunch of weapons that suck. Linear as fuck compared to the original. It's all just soulless fanservice. I guess they felt intimidated because 2 went too far into being its own thing that it failed to deliver on fans of the original liked.

Nothing. Both AoA and Ringed city are top tier.

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no one here wants to look like a bitch so ill just fucking say it, the game is fucking hard, like in a stupid and autist way, if you play enough you will figure it out but its not really fun unless you have the asspie thing where you HAVE to beat a game. ive owned it three times now and given it away every single time

are we just talking about DSIII or a DLC for it? either way i didn't buy a DLC and never made it past the4th boss

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Here's a (You). Now go away and think long and hard about your life.

>4th boss
You mean the Crystal Sage? Are you joking?

OP is talking about Ashes of Ariandel

it was just short and not worth $15. It feels like base game content that didn't get finished in time and had to be scrapped but the way it ties into Ringed City is good and the weapons and armor it adds make it worth playing through

The bosses are much easier than the rest of it, where you get gangraped by insanely aggressive/overpowered enemies

idk maybe it was the third boss?

i bought the game like 2 months ago and played it for like a week, i can so easily get up to the level where your on the roofs n shit, but i run out of health potions around that part and cant fucking beat anyone, if i make it to the boss i have no god damn health.

actually, i just looked i still have the game. If i start a new game what character things should i select. ive got the night off and im gettin drunk ill try this bullshit again

Nothing.
It's what 2 should have been.
I don't understand the defense boner people have for 2.
It didn't really appeal to me.

that one 4 u

>i can so easily get up to the level where your on the roofs n shit, but i run out of health potions around that part and cant fucking beat anyone, if i make it to the boss i have no god damn health.
Not sure if you're talking about High Wall of Lothric, that would be the second boss (unless you attacked an NPC you shouldn't have attacked). You really just need to explore more, not just the zones but your options. Go to Firelink Shrine and look at all the stuff the NPCs can do for you, then explore everything in High Wall of Lothric before facing the boss, read the item descriptions, etc.

i did that shit awhile ago but i just sucked. i need you to select my character. i always wanna shoot the box but i always run out of arrows

>hey guys remember dark souls 1 xD
>every boss must have phases and zoom around the entire arena forcing you to dodge 11 times just so you can poke him once
>gimmick bosses that are unbeatable unless you use "that", though sometimes "that" fails, leaving you clueless
>twinks are back
>invasions are gank fests
>pvp is keep rolling rolling rolling
>no bf level up, long loading times
Maybe it's cool if it's your first dark souls but I was mostly bored

>i always wanna shoot the box but i always run out of arrows
Just buy arrows? Also what box? Or just summon people if you suck that much.

ohko attacks and teleport grabs out the wazzoo
3x swamp levels (in a row)

You're fucking retarded.

Is it easy to run DS3 with a bow ?

retards

At least the poison wasn't dangerous this time

Nothing. The only people that shit on it are fans of DSII for some god awful reason. The only thing III does "badly" is that it is clearly fan service for the first Dark Souls. Everything is basically a callback to the original game, it doesn't really try anything new. The game is very polished though and way better than the second game. Nothing beats the first Dark Souls though

One of the bosses is literally a random ass NPC wearing no pants with a discount Sif. Other than that, pretty ok.

You guys are aware that OP is talking about the Ashes of Ariandel DLC, right?

Nothing. It's great. Is there any feeling in gaming better than getting summoned as a blue phantom and ganking a bunch of invaders?

The wolf one or sister friede?

You're not fooling anybody, 2cuck

Summoning in as anything at all while playing normally and beating some faggy DSA twink with something bad for pvp like a Lucerne.

>>gimmick bosses that are unbeatable unless you use "that", though sometimes "that" fails, leaving you clueless
what are you referring to? stormruler?

Ashes of Ariandel, you fucking morons.

Ok bros, what Dark Souls girl would give the best foot jobs?

My rank
1: Priscilla
She probably got the strongest feminine foots in the franchise, she could rip your dick off or crush it if she so wanted to
2: Sister Friede
Same thing as Priscilla but more technique, as she can jump high on the air and land gracefully without making a sound. She would do wonders with your dick. Her feet is slightly uglier looking otherwise she would be my first pick
3: Lady of the Painting
C U N N Y feet (ugly tho from the front)
4: Lady Maria
Imagine the SMELL after she takes out her boots after you lose to her and pins you on the ground to bully you with her sweaty feet. Just imagine
5: princess Gwyenevere
One, shes gigantic. Second, she owns a bed. Third, her room is actually very lit so you would be able to see her feet well.
To bad shes an illusion durr
6: the dancer of the Boreal Valley
She clops like a horse with those foots she has. Would make me crazy if she was barefoot on a wooden floor dancing around with her huge feet.

Haven't thought about more characters but the female NPCs that are across all games probably have nice sweaty feet too so it's hard to rank them. The doll is a doll and her feet don't count

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>ds3 haters are so dumb they didn't know the thread topic was specifically asking about the DLC

Eat my ass

Don't tell me you're a ds2fag?

Overpriced as fuck

seething 2cuck kys

it's fine if you get it with a ds3 complete edition and it's just packaged in there. if you bought it when it came out it was too expensive, too short and like the rest of ds3 had zero originality. one of the bosses is unreasonably difficult and tedious, the other is just shitty and boring.

It wasnt hard to mistake the thread for being a general ds3 thread when the text is that fucking small.

Maybe you should stop being such a speed reading little niglet ds2 shitter looking for excuses to shit on anything that isn't his holy grail.

imagine being a 2cuck

kek

Cringe

More linear than the previous games, less linear than most non-open world games though.
It's fucking great mechanically and feels good to play. Responsive as fuck, best controls, fantastic animations and locations. Individual locations are 10/10 in level design, but not as much as a complete world.
Fashion is at its peak too.
Retards hate it because it's faster.
Could've used more colors though.

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SAY IT WITH ME

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I'm a fan of 3.

Is pretty good?

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It's my favorite dlc and boss area maybe in the entire SERIES but yeah, its short as fuck for 15 dollars, which is pretty much the only criticism imo. people complaining the final boss is too hard just cant appreciate a good fight desu

It's newer than 1 so it's bad.

Got it haven’t had a chance to play it if I liked bloodborne will I enjoy this?

the loli crow

I had an okay time with it besides No Mans Whard and the Frozen King DLC.

Literally the worst DLC I've played in a souls game.

Is fucking trash and needs to be forgotten.

dark souls 3 was a good game, the problem with it was that it was a by the numbers game with no real soul to it, and the original plotline was ripped apart and repurposed blatantly.

gonna have to admit I liked Ashes of Ariandel more than TRC. TRC was just garbage, didn't like the level design or aesthetics of it. Ariandel was beautiful, especially the village, the church and it's dungeon. The countryside and valley were boring though.
I think what people didn't like about this DLC is the very few bosses it has.

Nothing beside the length really.
I had really cool presentation, level, enemies design and boss design but it was just too damn short.

Don't forget the price. Ringed City is bigger and longer, Ariandel was fairly short for what it was worth.

The length was absolutely fine. I will never understand you faggots that rush straight to the boss and never explore. I check every nook and cranny and actually take my time to enjoy the game.

Had some good ideas, some good bosses, and some good game designs choices, but so many bad ones that it completely ruined any chance it had of being decent.

Worth it for pic related tbqh, this and Faron Spinsword are really fun to use. DaS3 is a step back from BB as far as weapons go but there are some gems

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