It's happening

display the shittakling guidelines again, thanks

X-Box

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.... ain't got gaaaames

>Xbox... turn off.

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They're gonna name their next console as "Xbox". They are retarded enough to pull this

TV TV TV TV TV TV
SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS

Sounds like you're looking for a PS4 thread.

Xbox?
You're that ninja.

X-Box One X already equals "Xbox" as well.

What did he mean by this?

I was gonna joke and say they were going to call it "The Xbox". but then realize that it would actually be something they would do.

i will not lie to you
it's an affordable way to get 4k gaymen. everyone knows this
i got a 4k tv after i broke my first one in a drunken falling accident, then i broke that next one with a pretty gentle toss of my controller because pubg is abject garbage on xbox
the only people making money off this are the good people at samsung

>still playing an American made console

youtube.com/watch?v=YkWetpdODs8
XBAX

Xbox

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>dead Mattrick memes.

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...

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yep

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they are going to call it Original Xbox just to fuck with everyone even further

Some reason it instantly reminded me of that Jeb Bush tweet of a photo of a gun and just saying America

Shittiest brand ever

Xbox

reminder that microsoft created "the most powerful console ever" and the only games they have to show off its power is having original xbox games play at 4k.

XBOX! ON!

Nice potato thread, nigger

>"Stadia, Google Xbox"
>"yes master. Xbox was the brand line of console hardware produced by Microsoft from 2006 to 2020. Microsoft quietly exited the console market in 2021 due to the overwhelming success of Playstation 5 and Google Stadia. unable to compete the xbox brand was dissolved and major IPs sold off to recoup their losses"

What the fuck

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I said this multiples they're done with gens, they want to drop the "One" name, and Xbox is a brand. Xbox Scarlett's official name will be Xbox and the Lockhart will be called the Arcade while the Anaconda will be called the Pro.

>343i (Halo)
>The Coalition (Gears 5 and 6 to finish the NuTrilogy, Gears Tactics, after that new IP)
>Playground Studio 1 (Forza Horizon)
>Playground Studio 2 (Fable ARPG)
>Compulsion Games (small scale story-driven adventures)
>Relic Entertainment (Age of Empires 4)
>Undead Labs (zombie survival)
>Mojang (Minecraft, who cares)
>The Initiative (Quadruple A "AAAA" third person action games [so far hired a bunch of devs from Rockstar, Sony Santa Monica, Crystal Dynamics and Insomniac)
>Ninja Theory (divided into 3 teams, all working on games on scale of Enslaved) [3 teams]
>RARE (started working on a new IP and will let other studios work on their older IPs like with Battletoads atm) [2 teams]
>Turn10 (revolutionizing sim racers with Forza Motorsport 8)
>Obsidian Entertainment (new project directed by Sawyer already in development, best version of Outer Worlds in native 4k and 60FPS and possible sequels are exclusive) [2 teams]
>MSGP funding more 2nd and 3rd party games like Sunset Overdrive, Cuphead, Killer Instinct or Ori
>new Xbox Division in Asia
>inXile Entertainment (CRPGs) [2 teams]
>close to buying IO Interactive (Hitman), Deck13 (The Surge 2) and Bluepoint (Shadow of the Colossus)
>the best versions of multiplats
>native 4k 60fps
>backwards compatibility
>GamePass ($1 a month to play almost 200 games)
>they're not censoring games unlike Snoy
>using the W10 store means you're in the Xbox ecosystem

Sony is LITERALLY on life support next-gen

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They'll name it the Xbox2

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Based stadiachad

MODS

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Did they just leak the name of the next gen xbox?
>xbox

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"XBOX ON!"
>'INITIATING YOUR XBOX ONE EXPERIENCE'
"XBOX, ACTIVATE THE VIDEO GAMES!!!"
>'PUBG: DELUXE EDITION ACTIVATED, MIGHT I ADD SIR, YOU LOOK QUITE HANDSOME TODAY'
"Thank you Xbox, now LET'S. FUCKING. GET. THAT. CHICKEN. DINNER."

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ducc

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Nice fanfiction, Stadia is dead on arrival and PS5 will be the new PS3 but there will be no recovery period this time. Xbox will be the dominating console next to the Switch next gen.

based

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Xbox 720 when?

Woah, hey guys!

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weird flex but ok

>delussional xbone

It's unfair that there are only 1 of each being made.

Holy shit

vocaroo.com/i/s19jyhlpXzfs

Jesus Christ I'm glad I never cared about Halo so I have no attachment to that shithole system

Xbox

>343i (Halo)
cringe
>The Coalition (Gears 5 and 6 to finish the NuTrilogy, Gears Tactics, after that new IP)
cringe
>Playground Studio 1 (Forza Horizon)
cringe
>Playground Studio 2 (Fable ARPG)
cringe
>Compulsion Games (small scale story-driven adventures)
cringe
>Relic Entertainment (Age of Empires 4)
cringe
>Undead Labs (zombie survival)
cringe
>Mojang (Minecraft, who cares)
cringe
>The Initiative (Quadruple A "AAAA" third person action games [so far hired a bunch of devs from Rockstar, Sony Santa Monica, Crystal Dynamics and Insomniac)
cringe
>Ninja Theory (divided into 3 teams, all working on games on scale of Enslaved) [3 teams]
cringe
>RARE (started working on a new IP and will let other studios work on their older IPs like with Battletoads atm) [2 teams]
cringe
>Turn10 (revolutionizing sim racers with Forza Motorsport 8)
cringe
>Obsidian Entertainment (new project directed by Sawyer already in development, best version of Outer Worlds in native 4k and 60FPS and possible sequels are exclusive) [2 teams]
cringe
>MSGP funding more 2nd and 3rd party games like Sunset Overdrive, Cuphead, Killer Instinct or Ori
cringe
>new Xbox Division in Asia
cringe
>inXile Entertainment (CRPGs) [2 teams]
cringe
>close to buying IO Interactive (Hitman), Deck13 (The Surge 2) and Bluepoint (Shadow of the Colossus)
cringe
>the best versions of multiplats
cringe
>native 4k 60fps
cringe
>backwards compatibility
cringe
>GamePass ($1 a month to play almost 200 games)
cringe
>they're not censoring games unlike Snoy
cringe
>using the W10 store means you're in the Xbox ecosystem
cringe

autism

>t.

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Bring it on Phil

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xbox

lmfao

>cringe
Based

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Based

>snoyboys face when MS buys IO Interactive

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Well shit. NEver realized this

holy frickin based

xbox one more like xbox done

What's happening?

Based

xbox

It goes further

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cringe
cringe
cringe

yep

>Xbox
>Xbox 360
>Xbox One
>Xbox
oh god please no

have sex.

Oh shit!

They're going to release a console shaped like an X and they call it "box".

>we proudly present, the Xzibibox Two

If there are no more generations, why bother giving it more stupid names, keep it simple, Xbox.

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>console shaped like an X
ah so they're bringing this back

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Getting an Xbox and Switch next gen.

Have fun getting left behind.

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I don't think one should be ashamed of their franchise having a high number, if you are, you are just a coward hiding it.

>Sony tranny says this as the PS5 will be Sony's final gen

Sex gifs

What's going on?

you've been saying that since the PS3 days

based
and redpilled

>ports, remasters, movies
What exactly is there to fall behind?

uh bro, Breath of the Wild is a better game than anything in that shity webm

>God of War
>God of War 2
>God of War 3
>God of War Ascension
>God of War

No one said that about PS3 cause it had no games.

Whoa so that's why they chose the X.

Dr Pavel, I'm CIA.

Xbox Doritos.

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Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)

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EX BAWKS

then why did they call it Windows 10?

It's happening.

>he doesn't know

cope

>Introducing microsoft's new console: "The First XBox!"

Turn 360 and walk away.

have sex

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Cant wait to sell my ps4 and get back to being an Xchad/PC bro. Feels good. Before you say no games I dont play jap exclusives anyway. Only thing i might miss is TLOU2

>matt and trey will never make another team america
sad

Change Bobbys face with Sweeney

During the PS3 days it almost happened, you can thank Microsoft and Nintendo becoming stupid saving Sony that gen, don't expect the same thing to happen next gen.
>moved to California
>Microsoft and Nintendo realized their past mistakes and are not repeating them
>Microsoft and Nintendo are sticking to their current strategy going forward
When Sony fucks up next gen, it's over, there will be no recovery.

cope

Very happy I avoided buying that Xbox One X horse shit. Knew this would be coming out soon after it.

X B O X
B-------B
O-------O
X B O X

Shut the fuck up.

Sneed.

Me is much more attractive than that edgy goth. I wonder what she'd look like without all that though. I must know

Anonymous

Who knows but Microsoft doesn't plan to release any more Windows, Windows 10 is the final one that they will continuously update.

What's to cope about?

>not xbox one x2 and xbox one x2 S for the slim version

Me would look better if she was an edgy goth too.
All girls do.

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Holy shit, Xbox just murdered Sony and Nintendo with one simple tweet, amazing

Exactly, I said screw the Wii U and 3DS for the Switch, and I'm saying screw the Xbox One for the Xbox, this gen sucked.

>vocaroo.com/i/s19jyhlpXzfs
fuck lol

>xbox
>play station trannies cry out in pain everywhere
kek

Holy shit Xbox just shoved his erect green cock into the tight, lubbed up pale and red asshole of Nintendo's and Sony's brown, hairy and rancid armpits.

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pope

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Listen, I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

Why is that duck at Gamestop?

Oh, I loved the 3DS. Great machine. One of my fave systems ever. I bought a used Wii U for cheap though.

They should call it xbox 6 so when the playstation 5 comes out people (normies) will think that the xbox is more powerful because 6 is a larger number than 5
sounds stupid but normies are THAT retarded

Why is there so much shitposting in this thread.

what did he mean by this

WHERE ARE

console wars never change user

Sneed

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in this board

youtu.be/LVgDmT7bxTQ

Xbox please blow me away. I got a PS4 this gen but only reluctantly because you let me down. Please give me a reason to come back.

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THE FUCKING GAMES

Cope

xbox

fucking based

xbox

I just play my brothers 3DS sometimes, the next Xbox and Nintendo consoles are the first I plan to get in years.

>this entire thread
Please, PLEASE, have sex.

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>diamond dozen

Really?

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Xbox One 2wo

you first

xbox

Amen

slope

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If it's Microsoft or Nintendo related, expect a lot of shitposting.

Xbox

PHIL

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What the fuck, what could possibly be?
What's an Xbox?

EXPECTED FROM A !

I'm saving myself for the right person.

jery buy xbox

Sexbox

I'm the right person, now have sex.

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Should I buy an Xbox and complete the console 4 pack

Who here /lovestheirxboxone/? It might not have many movie games or WAHOOOOS but the ui, 4k support, console aesthetics, controller, BC, etc. make up for it imo.

I play only consoles I can pirate on and I buy them at a 5th the cost on craigslist

Pretty accurate Sony is faggy these days.

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Probably a box with X on it.

Alexa purchase 200 achievement points please.

I want to have sex with pic related.

rope

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You don't, Jinx is pure.

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I mean they might as well just call it Xbox
Like how your mom used to call everything a Nintendo.
Don't ask me how I know your mom did that

Call me when a girl (female) gives you a pgasm while sucking you off. I'll wait

eww what are you gay?

xbox one has a terrible ui

Based baldposter

X B O X
B-------B
O-------O
X B O X

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God dammit, how did I not catch this immediately.

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phils brigning the gam bro

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Quads confirm yes

This was Blinx the Time Sweeper spiritual sucessor as much as Uncharted is Jak & Daxter spiritual sucessor.

Not after I'm done with her.

Agreed, Xbox ui is trash

What's its name again?

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Not as bad as the ps4, can’t say about the switch. The ps3 was much simpler to use, but the ps4 is terrible.

>2007+11
>not being bi

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No way

Xtangle

This is the person who sends you messages that say nothing but "Xbox".

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thats even worse.

TIAB

pure sex

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO XBROS NOOOO

based

X B(ox) O(ne) X

Fuck that incel bait garbage. Yes, I watch anime and I love it more than I like to admit, but anime games almost always suck. I need my Xbox to give me something I don't get elsewhere. Like a Halo worth caring about, and multiplat performance that's not a joke.

xbox_one_console

I wish I was. Life would probably be less difficult as a gay. There would be a lot less rejections for sure.

God didn't give her the tightest pussy in the universe to let it go unfucked.

bro.. it's plus 12...

wtf? I love XBOX now!

underrated

Sexbone

Its 2019. Why does any mention of Xbox still send this place into an autistic frenzy?

>There would be a lot less rejections for sure.
How?
Being gay means you only have access to less than 1% more of the population.
99% of the people from your own sex will reject you because they are not gay too.

please PLEASE dilate

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XBOX GO HOME

u know y

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PLEASE dilate your anus so you can have sex.

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>mfw rite now

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Xbox

Fuck I'm retarded

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I said bi. I had a bi friend who had a girlfriend and a boyfriend, having a pretty face helps

MOSCOW

Xbox, generate a nude Tayne

Xbox

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CONFIRMED ACQUISITIONS:

RELIC

IO I

BASED MS KEEPS WINNING!

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I absolutely believe they are stupid enough to try the Apple naming convention they use for macs and sometimes ipads.

Yes, user.

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i predicted this and it came true. this image is older than last year's e3.

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>filename isn't xbox
Dumb phoneposter

Xbox 2 or Xbox 720?

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Makes sense. I see Microsoft trying to move more and more towards a PC-like environment when it comes to Xbox hardware. Instead of just having Xbox 1, Xbox 2, Xbox 3 every 5-10 years, it's just going to be "Xbox" similar in the way PC is just.. PC. Maybe this will even go so far as to let people upgrade components in the Xbox as time goes on. Maybe they will stop advertising it as a "console" and start advertising it more as a gaming PC with a windows OS.

please take your hrt pills tranny

Underrated

>343i
>Halo worth caring about
¿¿¿¿¿¿

why tho

What X stands for?

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What will the next Xbox be called?

Dat gyno

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Why are you so hostile.

Does the thrill of anonymously attacking strangers over the internet get your chode to tickle? Perhaps you should consider paying attention to your overdue bar tab. Oh wait im going to guess you dont leave that crusty old basement you call your home. Perhaps if you took one moment, one day, nay, one passing second to think about your situation in life you would realize that in the end nothing is worth while and that the most you can do to positively impact this world and all other worlds in the known universe is to finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch in the back of your mind. The thought you dare not acknowledge lest you finally man up the cojones, balls for your impoverished foolhardy ass, to FINALLY take that power cord, sticky and grimy with caked on layers of doritos crumbs, sweat, and semen. A frothy, disgusting mixture of bodily waste that so accurately sums up who and what you and your lifestyle represent: Absolute scum. Not one more second should pass where you continue to contribute to the enthropic heat death of known reality. Take that power cable. Take that disgusting mound of semen, rubber, and disgusting food particles. Take it. Take all 8 feet of it from the very wall in which its plugged to the half dismantled box that you use to type this message to me. Take it, and finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch. Tie it as tight as you can around your neck, make sure that one end is securely fastened to the ceiling, and take that final plunge. That final step off your bent and mangled chair, the unfortunate piece of plastic used to carry your morbidly obese welfare person. Take that final step. Take that final step into the halls of darness and obscurity. Do it. Kill yourself. For the good of all mankind you mother fucking piece of shit.

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cross

Xtra bad

xigger

X gon give it to ya

xxxtentacion

PLAY FORZA

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I CAN'T STAND IT ANY LONGER THIS WHOLE BOARD IS INSANE, INSANE I TELL YOU
I CAN SNEEDPOST TOO, LOOK AT ME
SNEEED SNEEEEEED
I'M A WORTHLESS BASEMENT DWELLER JUST LIKE THE AVERAGE SNEEDPOSTER, CALL ME BASED
I SHITPOST AND MAKE THE BOARD WORSE, NOBODY MINDS, SNEEEEEEED SNEEEEEEED
I'M DERAILING THE SIMPSONS THREADS, GIVE ME A "BASED!" NOW I'M EVEN DERAILING OTHER THREADS BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE I'M A SNEEDPOSTER
I DON'T SNEED TO MAKE PRODUCTIVE POSTS BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE WILL DO IT FOR ME SNEEED SNEEED SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
I'M TOTALLY OKAY, I'M BETTER THAN OKAY, I'M A SNEEDPOSTER
OH HI HIRO, I'M THE WORST POSTER IN THE WORLD, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER AS LONG AS I GIVE YOU AD REVENUE AND DATA MINING
OH, WHAT'S THIS? A JANNY WHO DOES IT FOR FREE? WELL, I DON'T SNEED TO BE CAREFUL BECAUSE I'M A SNEEDPO

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xbox have been dead since before 2014

this is what a dying brand loks like and theres no indication its turning around at all

xbox died last gen

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Okay guys, let's answer this once and for all
strawpoll.me/17930580

fpbp

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I've had sex, Muhammad.

AHHHHHHHHH I WANT TO IMPREGNATE BRITTANY VENTI

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being a godzilla fan is suffering.

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>unironically picking xbox over xbox
i shiggy diggy

XBOX WINS AGAIN

Based and gothpilled.

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This is still my absolute most favorite

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Tfw love my X
>l-look at all those games I can play on my p-pee cee lol
You chose PC, I chose console. All good brother. Hey btw how does gaming in front of a small screen feel?

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>Xbox
>Xbox360
>Xbox One
>XBOX
>XBOX 2

I have gyno and want to kill myself it's the worst shit int he world man.

The All New™ Original Microsoft Xbox One Two® XTREME Pro Edition from Microsoft Xbox

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>no XBOX
shit poll

should have had the 69 metascores covering them

Unbeatable fren

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we need to racemix more jesus christ

are they gonna kill their own console again?

ew wtf

She's an octoroon.
Racemixed kids are mostly ugly.

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72

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haHAA

>that tie
Holy shit it's so close guys

ayy lmao

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Nice deals

ugly as fuck, definition of butterface

sounds like pic related

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Reminder that current Yea Forums could never make something as wonderful as bald and piglike because it doesn’t involve frog or wojakposting.

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again

ITT sonygros get assblasted over a twitter post that just says Xbox

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Might as well post the start of it all.

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Pontifex Maximus pilled

My wife Aphex Twin is so cute

>made a sweet bald and piglike edit
>cant find it

fuck why

360 degrees equals 1 too.

>Xbox
>Xbox 360
>Xbox One
>XBOX (2019)

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weird that eric hasnt shown up yet

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this thread is just a shitposting general i don't see anybody assblasted.

Based
Damn

Xbox... home...

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oh my god they absolutely fucking would too.

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>the "xbox, i mean the older bigger xbox with the green circle in the middle xbox"

He usually shows up during euro hours. That's when all the anti xbox shitposting threads start showing up

IMAGINE if that was the whole name of their next console

too bad the actual game looks like this

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Honestly illegible. Tomorrow next time

That controller isn't homely enough

I don't understand this thread.

>tendies bringing up their boogeyman in an xbox thread

I'm assblasted.

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underrated
ed balls

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Least it was till MS fucked everythang up

Xbox

Clearly not looking at the thread hard enough

this one was better

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feels good being an xchad and dabbing on trannies

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Xbox Zero (the zero is silent)

Balanced, as all things should be

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If you watched their State of Play (Sony) you'll understand why red and green makes Sonyfags seethe.

test

xbox like water

Nothing to understand except the americans are awake

>Thinks we don't use both a monitor and a TV

Enjoy being poor lol

>Europeans
I knew it

Dumb phoneposter

oops its the same one

Does Microsoft like trannys or no

Xbox I

more like their exclusives are silent

>name next console as "Xbox". They are retarded enough to pull this
Absolute madmen, so fucking based.

They're more about including women and the physically disabled

Xbox

YAAS QUEEN YAAAAAAAAAAAAS

WAIT YES HERE

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i'm really shocked i've never realized this.

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IXbox
Also knows as Bakabox

So I have to choose between trannys and retards? Shit.
>women
How

*known

Based

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I don't know why this stupid shit made me laugh so much

Ding dong diddly BASED

I don't ge---
OOOOOHHHH

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>physically disabled = retard
retard

"Xbox"
It's official, Microsoft is back.

Based

grope

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Ding ding
*Ekhm*
Fuck Snoy
Fuck Japan
And mostly fuck weebs

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They really have no choice but to call their next console "Xbox" since their only reason of existing is having a PC in a box without "headaches" like how iMacs advertise

Ok

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>no minimal wave
>no minimal synth
pathetic

based as FUCK

This is the most Jewish post on all of Yea Forums right now.

Don't forget blacks as well

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XD

No, they only care about women and helping the disabled. They also just want to make fun video games like Nintendo.

XDox?

dios mio

Now I’m considering

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I am an idort but I will gladly get the next xbox if it actually has games this next generation ( I will wait a year to see what it has first)

>goatse controller
uh... based?

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SPORTS
SPORTS
SPORTS

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Xbox has done nothing this entire gen to be excited for the next. Enjoy third place again, Xcucks.

Based!

this except I have an xbone and haven't touched it. Hopefully the next xbox is worth picking up.

>Kim Jong Cockroach comes back to Earth and assumes a new form as Kim Jong Un
This shit writes itself.

Chaika?

AHEM FUCK NIGGERS

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yikes

HE'S HERE!!!!!!

Honestly, is it worth a buy at this point? I don’t want the X but an S might be ok at 200

Home, we're going home boys.

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they haven't but if people actually wait to see how the next generation goes and xbox does well it might be worth grabbing one.

That's not very Xbox of you

>Nintendo and Microsoft
>going back to their roots
What a time to be alive.

You're dumb as fuck and an asshole. Neck yourself

Yo, Xbox.

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Ok

Is xbox the console of choice for Yea Forums?

a decent amount of 360 exclusives and 7th gen console exclusives are BC, and game pass is constantly being given away for a dollar. not sure what else there is good to say about it.

*Our blacks

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If you don't care about upscaled OG Xbox/360 games or 4k bluray movies then no. The performance of the non-X bone is absolute trash for current gen games too.

I wouldn't grab one this close to the new generation unless there were some exclusives/multiplats that you want for it. I got mine as a gift but haven't used it since I got a ps4 pro got bloodborne and got lazy and used it for all the multiplayer I got as well. If I could get $200 for my S I would sell it immediately.

Just stating facts. Microsoft's good will hasn't halted their competition one bit.

I used to laugh at Xbox but considering Sony unironically has nogames and MS keeps buying good companies and having good E3 shows they might have a good next gen

Thanks for the input anons

Of course.

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God damn I want to nut on them titties

Microsoft is unironically based, black guy saving this. Also, even China knows the future.
youtube.com/watch?v=7eABCFBt2pI

have seX

I don't get it

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I found one of their blacks

>360 degrees equals 1 too

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*saying

BTFO Sony cant recover from this

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>Xbox
>Xbox 360
>Xbox One
>Xbox
Dear god please no. I can't go on.

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based

skellechads reunite

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72% snoyboy!

>tfw muttlatto
>she could give me blue-eyed children

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XBOX

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more like sexbox amirite

Why?

PC and Xbox are friends, right? They're all Microsoft

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>Xbox
>Xbox 360
>Xbox One
>Xbox
>Xbox X
>Xbox Pi
>Box streaming service
>Xbox

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Nintenbros too don't forget we're getting Banjo on Smash!

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Microsoft doesn't get a cent from games on PC outside of what they publish on their own store

>Xbox is about to become the next watercooler!
What were they thinking when they said this. No, Seriously. What? What person said "Hmm, how do we sell our next top of the line console to gamers? Oh, I know, lets tell them that it's the next watercooler. Yes, that's perfect." I just... What the fuck were they thinking?

Nintenbros rise up

Windows licenses
minecraft

It's prophesied that Nintendo and Microsoft will save the game industry.

maybe they deliver on some of the hype that they have been promoting? I am not saying that the next xbox will be great but as an idort I think it's reasonable to see how it does for a year or so and pick it up if it has some decent games.

>Don Mattrick
>thinking

by introducing paid online and making every game more expensive with the Switch tax?

Actually tried out the Xbone controller recently. Nice to see that they finally have a great DPad. The Home/View/Menu buttons needing some getting used to though. Hope Scarlet keeps the DPad.

Also, the original Xbox is the only one that has a fun design.

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Laugh all you want, you're going to be crying when they release their new xbox with water cooling capabilities. Imagine all those hydrated gamers all around the world.
Thank you, based Mattrick.

there's a lot of money slipping under the table between MS and Valve fyi

(X)-(B)ox (O)ne (X)

Cringe

The 360 devkits looked pretty dope.

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Seethe more

I hope they bring the future of video games this time around

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so we are friends with pc niggas too?

it's 0, brainlet

I accept your friendship Xbro

Chaika.

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Pls no, Xbone SAD makes me sad. I want my physical discs.

>all digital
I sincerely hope that they dont do that

Based

Holy shit, Xboxbros, Nintendobros and PCbros vs Sonyfags

How will they ever recover?
Just like my animes

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Not if you use cos

Dead like the Xbox

>I have all except Xbox

Wat do user

Sony, Google and Epic

I've never felt so enlightened and completely goddamn stupid all at the same time.

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>Stadia not DOA

Are you sure it isn't that the "One X" part is redundant?

Because it's X-box (Only One X!)

Rakuten had a Xbone sale for $180 not too long ago, you could probably find some liquidation sales somewhere

So Xbox, Nintendo and Steam vs Sony, Google and Epic

Honestly it’s about time I spent a little money

This post is 100% s-oy

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Can't wait till the shit posting takes place

They're making room for the SADs, so if you're quick you can get one on the cheap. Also, not to sound like a shill, but they also have Gamepass, 3 months for $1.

cope

They survived because Microsoft and Nintendo are very stupid

She looks like a man, lmao are you gay or something? Do you want to fuck men?

dope

Got mine for 160 euros on CEX last year. Still kicking and working

Xbox (2019) about to blow out everyone at E3, just watch.

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Dude Microsoft fucked so hard that i doubt that they will recover

>Battletoads
Bodacious.

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They're afraid that they beloved Company is in risk

Sounds decent to me honestly, I wish they did X sales

moot

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Sister is not in the mood

who?

Why the fuck do all these gay nigger trannies flock to PlayStation I just want to play my fucking vidya oh god help

Remember her that (((Microsoft))) is Zion controlled

A loving sis is always in the mood.

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Keep telling yourself that.

>Bringing reddit fan memes here.

moot

you forgot
>A CAR

moot

last year didn't have the car (or movies, tv). wonder if they'll bring it back this year. they probably realized it's retarded so maybe not.

I'm rooting for xbox only because I love a good underdog story.

moot

ECHS BECHS

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your mom loves to go under dogs

>giant company
>underdog story

user no

Revolver Ocelot

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Revolver Ocelot

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yep

xbox

oh shit

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All those games are boring except Bloodborne.
>using remake shadow of the colossus as a selling point
>using nu-god of zoy as a selling point

Yeah no thanks shill.

>no Revolver Ocelot in the last name field
Fucking disgusting.

smartest post on Yea Forums right now

Xbox One 2

XBOX
XBOX 360
XBONE
XBONE SAD
XBOX SEX

X
BOX
ONE
X
Just put it in the cover of the box

We're reaching shitpost levels that shouldn't be scientifically possible Morty! *BUUUURRRRRRPPPP*

>Micro$oft
>underdog story

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Never knew red dead 2 was an original Xbox game

One Two Punch

Close, but at least the same franchise

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>no more email field to put DECOYOCTOPUS[/SPOILER] in

thanks
whoa!

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XBOX X - 2

MODS
Im pretty sure this is ss

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Literally nothing wrong with family love.

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moar

>Im pretty sure this is ss
and what's wrong with it

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X B O X

DESTROY

SONY

>hey daughter, let's take a picture like that one
>It'll be fun, just sit on my crotch haha

THE VERIFICATION CANS!?

BASED

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Bend over

Oh thought you meant
Xbox × 1 =xbox

Mmmhmm

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the only good thing about xbonx is the hardware and gamepass that I use to play older better games

Someone pls explain this to me, I'm a smooth brain retard mouthbreather who doesn't understand

No, it's called "Xbox", not "XBox" or "X-Box".

Xbox is unironically back on track. I paid like $3 for five months of gamepass and they are gettin some good games on there

Xbox...................1
Xbox 360............0
Xbox One...........1
Xbox ____..........0

They will continue the convention of naming their consoles 1 and 0. This convention gets even more crazy if you consider the Dreamcast was a proto-Xbox and the logo was very close to a 0.

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I want they recover and beat snoy, I just doubt that after that immense fuck up they will recover

My feelings exactly. If only Xbox had the weeb games I want to play I wouldn't be stuck on the PS4.

That is a big sis not a mom?

I have a little sis not a big sis.

Homosexual men have on average upwards of 100 sexual partners per year

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>seething snoys

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This desu, Sony fanboys have owned Yea Forums for awhile
The mods are nintodlers but way more Sony fanboys then nintodlers or xbots