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What am I in for?
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>album by homestuck
holy shit off yourself
clowns
An experience
A good time, then a bad time, then a depressed time.
Starts off fun and then gets real shit real fast. Problem Sleuth is a far more enjoyable and consistent read.
Don't forget to have at least a space and a time player!
It's really good for the first four acts, then the Trolls come in. After that there are still some good moments, but it starts to go downhill fast. Acts 6 is where it starts to get really bad, and by the time it ends, you'll just be reading because you already invested so much time you may as well fucking finish it.
I recently reread and imo people exaggerate how bad act 6 is. It's not as great as the rest of the comic but it's still enjoyable.
Have fun. Homestuck is awesome.
What if I have a Page of Blood player in my team?
>Start off broken
Don't worry, guys. You can count on me.
a massive waste of time
Come on, blood isn't that bad, guys.
t. Rogue of Blood
>Friendless loser
I'm sorry, user. I'll be your friend.
if you or any of your co players get doom just an hero.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>if you or any of your co players get doom just an hero.
Unless they're a bard. Then those fuckers are broken.
That sounds even worse for the session
>game abandons all conception of mechanics and becomes a VN about maladjusted teenagers learning to blame their problems on society instead of growing up
Any other games which do this?
>bard of doom
>good
If you consider "good" as fucking your session beyond repair, then by all means, continue playing.
futa dog dicks
Ask /hsg/.
>THE MOST USELESS CLASS
>*AND*
>THE MOST USELESS ASPECT
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nah, a non-shitter GT Bard of Doom will straight up operate beyond the rules of the session, using death itself as a weapon. Fuckers can practically one-shot high level enemies just because death is a medium they can use their powers through. Literally broken.
Then again, they could just be bad at the game.
Fucking Page of Heart here, please dont rape me fellow Yea Forumsstucks
It's not really a matter of what the player does user, it's how the game gets affected by their classpect.
With that role you're basically putting every single person in danger and you're going to be the cause of the doom in the first place, it's a doomed classpect.
We're in the same boat, i'm a Page of Life
boss of wheels reporting in
prince of void, suck my dick pussyboy
>all these pages ITT
I'm sorry frens, maybe next life
I just want to prototype my dead cat
Based
I wonder if the "highest potential class" talk is just BS or not. I'm honestly a mess when I attempt Heart-bending.
My gf is a Seer of Life so I put faith in her to help me awaken my potential but it feels like im cheating life
Well, I'm not gonna quit if someone rolls doom. As a based breath player, it's up to me to believe in my friends and help them overcome weakness.
I'll find a way, user. We're all gonna make it.
Anyone going to host?
please i have a gf dont maek m,e do this
Just put a bullet in your head already.
How can we host when we're already playing, user?
Hope you're not a derse dreamer
>go to sleep
>get stabbed
Reminder that the ring does fucking nothing to players, i've tried.
>tfw got into MSPA half way through problem sleuth
>read homestuck from the beginning
>bounced off it 3 times from the hiatus between the first and second universe and all the doc scratch stuff
>finally buckled down and read the whole thing
>love it but hate what the fandom did to it
Reportan, you niggers need jesus
Useful class/aspect or not, I'm killing any Vriskafag in my session
alright let's get this out on to the tray....
nice.
Imagine not being a bard of blood
get outta my way fags
>tfw mage
>dont know wtf he does tho
sharing an OC in god tier since these blessed threads are great
hows the black hole doing for you vriska???????? ::::^)
Hey! Youre not supposed to do that!
>love it but hate what the fandom did to it
Fucking same. The damned epilogues are amazing but they are also used for personal political propaganda and what not, it pisses me off.
>rogue of blood
>coplayers are a knight of rage and a bard of doom
>no space or time player
What the fuck am i supposed to do.
Actually played in a Homestuck campaign once. Had a non-autistic group so it was pretty fun. Prince of Space.
>tfw storm magic
i just started playing and does anyone have advice on how to get rid of a meteor
mages ~know~ their aspect and use it to their advantage
I know that feel bro
>mage of hope
YA'LL NIGGAS BETTER BE HOPEING UP IN HERE
I have no idea either user, I'm Mage of Breath but I assume that means I get to use super offensive wind abilities because thats what mages are in video games.
>no space or time player
That's the biggest problem, bud. You're fucked.
I'm up here Got Reppukens and Raging Storms on tap.
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is this game any good?
So whats the best classpect quiz?
I thought Mages were passive
There's a really long and complicated one, no idea how good it is, i've used it for fankids but it may work.
thepageofhopes.tumblr.com
>page of rage
Give it to me straight, how bad does this fuck with my coplayers
>tfw Knight of Light
It's like I am two meme characters combined.
I genuinely teared up during one of the last animated pages where ghost vriska and terezi meet and hold hands while watching the universe crack
hs.hiveswap.com
the canon one, 100%
No other test ever gets as close as this one.
Too bad there is still no Class test. (I really want it just because I want to read more descriptions of the classes, akin to how aspects were described in the hiveswap quiz
>Actually a super saiyan
You're good, senpai
>gent of piss
How fucked am I?
status quo stays the same until the very end, if you reach your potential you destroy everything everyone fought for.
In that case, where ever there blows a breeze of wind, I suppose that means I too am there, influencing everything the air occupies? Just trying to think of how it would work for breath.
That sounds so fucking cool user!!
I know a page of rage.
He broke my arm when he went grimdark.
I'm a bard of mind how much do I fuck my teammates?
Is there a more depressing class than pic related?
Thief reporting in
Why do bards have those fucking bulges? are those their dicks?
If so, why does my female bard coplayer have one?
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Doomed Paths Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
Not a lot actually, you probably hoard all their thoughts and fuck with their heads fo giggles but that's not a game ender one, you can mind break thots with your cock.
Thinking back on the time some autist in HSG wrote out a huge explainer of how he would arrange client/server/sprite stuff for ultimate gamebreaking power, wish I still had it
Yeah, any class that got Blood as aspect.
It's just a codpiece dude
read bard quest, and yes she does
some one red pill me on a reliable way of determining what my class is
Gamzee uses it as a fucking pocket. I think its there just to look idiotic.
Oh but keep in mind that it's canon that godtiers can be a little different depending on people.
Yeah thats a depressing class
> can mind break thots with your cock.
Good.
>Oh but keep in mind that it's canon that godtiers can be a little different depending on people.
Where does it say this?
It's just a codpiece, acts like an extra pocket and makes your nonexistent dick look bigger than it actually is
>you can mind break thots with your cock.
O//_//O""
>can see doomed fates and therefore how to avoid them
>in a game of sburb, where you're at near constant risk of dooming yourselves
might be depressing, but it's sure as fuck a useful combo
>need to Sacrifice you and your friends for the next session
Yeah, that's... that's pretty shitty
Just stop when you get to the trolls. It only gets worse from there.
[S] Ministrife
I fucking hate ampora, but I can relate to him at the same time.
There's going to be more on 6/12, right? RIGHT??
Nah.
But we can celebrate Ridley's reveal anniversary instead.
mage of doom
I'm afraid not
>literal death of the author
what did he mean by this
I hope not, I really really really dont want to see more WOKE GENDER TALK and most of all I dont want to see my hero Ultimate Self Dirk be defeated. ALTHOUGH the prospect of seeing Earth being controlled by Jane is cool.
please respond
there is none
Next update is in literally ten years
Speaking of the Epilogues, I love how it helped shine new light on the aspects. Ultimate Self is an amazing but scary prospect
My suggestion as a Heart player: you need self-insight and self-analys. Look at how you act in life, your role in your group of friends, how you act when facing problems. The Class is how players use their Aspect to influence the game. Its your true role, while the aspect is the element you use or are used by.
So find one of those lists of what class means what and reflect on which one you fit best.
Read all the definitions and decide which one suits you best
is alaska really that big
>ultimate-self is you slowly being engulfed by your aspect and becoming that aspect
Shit's scary.
Denizens, discuss them.
Denizen these nuts in your mouth
>The Aradia and Sollux fan
Centrist as fuck and enjoys nice Aradia porn. Makes fun of Vriska and Karkat fags for pretending their characters are actually good.
>The Tavros/Post-Murderstuck Gamzee/Eridan Fan
Avoid at all costs. Omega as fuck Dobson tier human-beings with zero social-awareness.
>The Feferi Fan
You don't exist.
>The Meenah Fan
She has no character, Meenvris/Meenkat shipper.
>The Equius/Nepeta fan
Like their crackships and enjoy their dynamic together. Chill as fuck irl and have the best fanbase.
>The Terezi fan
Always knew she was the real main character of Hiveswap and not Karkat or Vriska. Only has a small fanbase who likes her character and not the ships associated with her. Almost as chill like the Equius/Nepeta fans.
>The Kanaya fan
The Rosemary fanbase. Smug as fuck for getting a Hussie handjob in 5.2 and then seeing her character turn into a cardboard who only exists to support an /u/ ship. She is boring as fuck, but at least you fucking won against those Johnrose subhumans.
>The Karkat/Vriska fan
Hussie's most favorite bully targets. There is little to no difference between a Karkat or Vriska fan. They are all weenies irl who are close to crying when put in embarassing situations, but are total chads online. They love shitting on each other and see every other character that aren't the four main humans and Terezi as fuck-annoying NPCs.
I don't understand why there's no Ultimate Selves hanging around from any of the countless past sessions.
What makes these dumb kids so special?
Abraxas is the true chad denizen.
Your view of yourself might not actually reflect your true nature, though. Aren't some of the characters in the comic forced to confront their role not aligning with their perception of themselves?
not just aspect, class. dirk was the prince of heart, aka the destroyer of self, which he embraced fully when destroying the wills and self determination of others by forcibly narrating the story
there is no satisfactory answer
Feelz good to be good
>enjoys nice Aradia porn. Makes fun of Vriska and Karkat fags for pretending their characters are actually good
I mean shit, you got me
>he hasn't realized about the horrorterrors
IM GONNA SAY THE F WORD
is this where the Yea Forums generals moved to?
>Centrist as fuck and enjoys nice Aradia porn. Makes fun of Vriska and Karkat fags for pretending their characters are actually good.
Based. Nepeta/Equius is my second pick, too.
>terezifag
Nice
imagine not being one of the cardinal aspects
HOLY **SHIT**
Time gang rise up
I don't want to deal with frogs in any way possible thank you
It's where the classpect dumps with no conversation moved to.
I already have realised that there are billions of alternate timelines where I die miserably in a ditch after having doomed everyone I care about, so actually seeing said timelines probably won't affect me much.
>the smut artists were only sleeping
>Get given busted ass powers from the get go
>Fly early
>Literally control the paths the team can take
>Motivate my team
>Don't have to do the legwork of frogshit or timeshit
>Don't have to take the blame for the session shitting itself
Timefags and Spacefags are the wagecucks of Homestuck.
What about them, user?
This series is fucking shit
Everybody in this thread better fucking off themselves for humanity
Not everyone wants the openly broken class/aspect. Hope, Doom, Heart and Void are far too slept on.
The >fanfic writers woke up too.
Is it a good time to start drawing Homestuck porn? I've been practicing my art skills.
It's always a good time to draw homestuck porn dude
go for it, dude
So, being a time aspect makes you untocheable? Like does anyone wants to mess with them at all?
Yeah, Johnrezi is now popular and you have enough time until Hussie cucks John.
but I thought only women READ porn
>he doesn't play coc
fucking pleb
The majority maybe, but I think guys can enjoy it too.
>can send you limitless copies of themselves to attack you all at once
>can stop your time
They're fucking broken
>tfw never read the epilogues
should i even bother? the last couple of acts and the clusterfuck that was the non-ending really did me in but i just can't let go of this trainwreck
The troll universe 'beforus' was created by a 48 player squid session.
If you want to join in on the discussion then go for it
Yes, read meat until prompted about reading candy, go read all of that, then back to meat.
>tfw I still remember people unironicaly roleplaying homestuck on Yea Forums and Yea Forums
Any passive Time player can be killed.
Active ones are on another level.
yes
prototumblr cancer
Nigga to kill a passive time player you'd need to fight the aspect of Time itself as it protects them.
You'd need to speedrun basically.
>literally piles of corpses
it's complicated, after the session they're op, but while in the session they're restrained to the alpha timeline.
>tfw get rage
I don't want to be down with the clown, man.
It doesn't matter. The clown is down with you, whether you like it or not.
lol
>Not wanting to get everyone to fear you and basically make them scared to fuck you up
>Not wanting to be the deadliest of the group
Why
Sounds like a Knight of Rage. Don't worry, you will use it for good.
she cute!
Some of my favorite fics were written by peepeehavers, they should be encouraged
too fucking bad, you in there
knight of space bros ww@
who here /space cop/
I miss my stupid RP friends.
no you don't
Alright.
6
impressive
>why yes, i'm a knight of life. how could you tell?
>broseph
god has left us
Un-fucking-believable
>useless and insecure
it was pretty easy, actually
Game assigns class for you "randomly". Aspect quitzes are likely bullshit too. The game just fucks with you.
>Be me, upbeat chill guy
>Optimistic, good friend group
>Play sburb, gets Prince of blood
>Ffs
>Friends suck ass at the game but try and help them anyways
We barely got out before the fuckin meteors, nobody else even knows what a good tier is. They're useless but there's no chance I let them die
Is this what Dirk meant by Ultimate Self?
What is fucking wrong with americans
Imagine getting seer of blood how shitty that must be. You can see friendships. Holy shit!!!!
Blood has got to be the weakest aspect, change my fuckin mind
I could say the typical "you will regret this later on" but I doubt this meme gen cares about anything at all
Bard of life for life yo
Makes for great twinks desu
Mindbros who up?
He's already here
What would a 100-player Yea Forums session look like? How many of us do you think would survive?
It’s useful if you’re a race that’s predisposed to murder each other, but humans are a bunch of softies sooo
You know there's gonna be a fucking jackass who would throw something like the bible as a prototype and doom the whole thing, the chances of anyone surviving is exactly 0
It would be fucking terrible
pure anarchy
Would that even be allowed? I think I remember reading that even the trolls’ 12-player session was pushing it, and they had to be divided up, too many players just doesn’t work
Don't forget the 24 player squiddle server. I see no reason it wouldn't work, though it would suck ass.
we’re operating under the assumption that plot bullshit allows it to happen so just roll with it
>Prototype the Bible
>Your enemies are reincarnations of the apostles
>Jack is Judas
I like it
The bible is full of characters though, with our luck we’ll get some hideous beggar with leprosy
>prototype a Jesus statue
did I just win?
I can’t believe I still think about this dumb webcomic ten years later
You just made every enemy in the game T-pose I hope you're proud
That weeds out traitors/corruptions. Shit sounds perfect if you've got players who think the game is basically Secret Hitler with Superpowers
>he thinks the ride is ever going to end
Nigger you're already fucking done
the games
will
never stop
The epilogues were tough to read but I did laugh at the “T-posing human Sufferer” line
hes in
tfw I was too brainlet to understand the ending but I get it now as an intellectual adult
>with our luck we’ll get some hideous beggar with leprosy
>not expecting a clusterfuck mix of every character in the Bible
user I
GAY
ALIEN
SEX
TIME
>prototypes my realdoll
>fucks the black king's artificial pussy into submission
no you don’t
Allow me to ruin Homestuck for you.
*Ahem*
In The End by Linkin Park is actually sung by Dave and Karkat.
m.youtube.com
Mine are all Overwatch thots now
>being friends with women
VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!
The only guy in our group dropped out of college to play MOBAs all day
>tfw I rolled Sylph of Doom
>How the fuck is this useful
>Realize I'm now Anti-Healing
>Combine with Fistkind
>mfw I became Kenshirou
There are no bad Class/Aspect combos only uncreative users
This. With enough creativity you can make every classpect work.
oh hello
caham
fuck this thread
>I shall open my six mouths and sing the song that ends the world
What's this? Manjaro?
>having to mating press a cuntboy black king infront of your coplayers
I'd like to think I have a pretty decent grasp on what classpects do. Give me yours and I'll tell you a little bit about what you do.
Thief of Rage
Heir of Hope
Knight of Hope
Based bard mate
...
Heir of rage
Rouge of life
We're waittin user
Mage of Hope
bamp
Prince of Wheels
BASED wheelbro
VRISKA BEST GIRL
>tfw Thief of Heart
Am I a literal Soul Stealer?
>prince of time
I feel bad for anyone else who would be in my session
hell
I want to agree with this
based canwcposter
You know Vriska literally fucked the clown right?
I still miss Hussie
Sad thing he died before finishing homosuck
reminder that hussie killed off his avatar and sent him to a hell of endless homestuck
reminder that this was him admitting that he'll never move on from homestuck and will be the homestuck guy for the rest of his career
That was Terezi, my man
also it's explicitly stated that god tier clothes are just clothes, self-repairing and self-cleaning properties aside, and the owner can modify them like any other article of clothing
So...you don’t HAVE to wear the cape?
And Pages can put on pants?
yeah
>Hussie will NEVER EVER make a guide just for SBURB, the classes, the aspects, the medium or anything to do with the actual "game"
>Even if he did, it would just be ghostwritten by some tumblr/twitter thots
How do I deal with this feel
for some reason I always thought these thumbs down shots were hilarious
>Jade has a dick
>Roxy is a tranny
>Dave is a fag
>Karkat isn't funny anymore
Everything after Ministrife was shit, but the epilogue was the shittiest of shit. At least Hiveswap is semi-decent, but I'm waiting for that to go to shit too
They're just clothes, man, not like they're permanently melded to your flesh
The /tg/ part of me has wanted a clear set of mechanics/rules for so long...
Bard of Time
good luck with all the alternate timelines nigga
I've come here to smug at you.
homestuck.com
Boy are you in for a treat
Of course, how the hell would you actually simulate a game of Sburb? Even in a regular session there's still loads of nonlinearity and time-travel.
Prince of Doom
based tobyposter
the entire joke is that the rules are bizarre and overcomplicated and will never be fully explained
we’ve never even seen a session that didn’t go horribly wrong so we don’t have a “template” to go off of
Knight of Space reporting
REMINDER
Is Sollux /ourguy/?
HUSSIE YOU FUCKING HACK
So is DaveKat canon as well? I'm so fucking mad right now and that just might be enough to get me to stroke out
>Janefag
>go down the meat route first
>get kind of sick of characters endlessly talking shit about my white bread doing-nothing-wrong waifu as she ascends her path to glory
>start candy route
>kind of relieved that they drop the whole Jane Campaign plotline immediately so characters won't endlessly talk shit about her
>characters endlessly talk shit about her for almost running for president and how much of a xenophobic bigoted populist rich tyrant Drumpf--- I mean Jane would've been
>18 pages she's literally cucking her husband with Pagliacci as he holds their infant son in the same room as them
t-thanks for the content hussie
>Janefag
those exist?
business as usual
Yes and no
In the Meat route it's canon, but only because of Dirk's narrative manipulation
Yes. It’s explicitly stated as canon, putting the debate to rest forever.
There's at least 2 or 3 more of us. We'd belong on the endangered species list if we were worth saving.
It's 0.5 canon
I'm out boys, see you on the other side
Elaborate, please
Meat and Candy are equally canon
john better now get cucked by terezi after all this shit
Gamzee did nothing wrong
it’s “explicitly stated” by a raging homo demigod who forced it into canon himself
the debate has only gotten stronger
He will, just like he was cucked by everybody else
I'M GOING BACK IN BOYS
I THOUGHT I WAS DONE AND I'M SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW
>the villain wants davekat to be canon
what did hussie mean by this
>feetlust
I can’t believe the epilogues memed on me with the “Feet” tag, I’ve never felt so betrayed
What do you mean? Its in there man
Not like this....not like this
Everyone knows Feet means barefoot. What we got was a different fetish entirely
Shai'Hulud
You think THAT'S bad, wait until you see what happens with Roxy in Meat
homestuck.com
homestuck.com
>meat route
meat is the actual holy grail canon
candy is not canon
:o(
Void players master race
Shai'Hulud
Void players are literally the only ones who can take a shower without aliens spying on them
I don’t mind.
the first intermission of midnight crew vs the felt is the only good part of this garbage, end it there
>he doesnt want a hot alien babe to ogle or laugh at his junk
BASED Noir
Let's pretend blood is actually a shit aspect like you idiots say. What is the best class pairing to make the best of that shitty situation?
reminder that the fujoshits won, it's over bros
This is currently my kernelsprite. Only started playing a few days ago so not to the planet yet. Shes OP as hell. But since the enemies also use prototyped features they are also strong as hell. This is essentially fucking Critical mode (Expert mode for those unfamiliar with Kingdom Hearts).
this is homestuck dude, you're gonna get an alien guy
and then you're gonna turn gay for the alien
I guess Sylph of Blood would be good, it’s the ultimate auspistice and since teamwork is basically required to win, there’s no way their team can lose
The only people who say it’s shit are edgy loners who can be safely ignored
>its not tongue in ass cheek Fujo pandering
You're fucked, good luck.
All aliens are girls user
I can see that, also healing blood/healing through blood could quite literally make people even more immortal as long as they aren't instagibbed
>as long as you don’t 100% completely bleed out or explode the Sylph can bring you back with a super-IV
Possibly based
Blood's just shit on so much because we never see any of the tangible abilities
No one has a "pretty decent grasp" on what classpects do, it's all fan fiction because only a couple of classes have been explained.
>jk rowling makes all her characters gay for woke points
>everyone rightfully makes fun of it
>hussie makes all his characters gay for woke points
>people fall over each other to talk about how great it is
???
Both things happened for both people.
Tend to get either Mind, Hope, or Time
Class I dunno. Seer or Knight probably fits me best at a glance
>only people with O-type blood can be sylphs of blood
>tfw best ship with both of your favorite characters fucking wins in both paths and is basically canon at the end
based johnrezi shipper
BASED
guys how can you tell if your timeline is doomed or not
this is important
If Gamzee dies
how's your space player doing
Amazing writing slowly degenerating into Gay polygamy with Dog futas
classpects and trolls attracted the same autists that make My little pony OCs
Best part of the epilogue
Wait a minute...
This isn’t vidya discusssion, this is HOMESTUCK DISCUSSION!
here he goes getting banned again
For you.
Thank god you're not posting vanilla fandom shit at least actual baby scat is up to par with HS
What's this about?
Agreed, there's a reason why it was banned from Yea Forums and the other mods followed through.
Ironically, stuff like this is right at home in Homestuck.
Remember the whole muppet babies porn/saw parody forum game? That shit is Homestuck's lifeblood, spawning both Dirk/Bro and Caliborn.
There is absolutely no context so your guess is as good as mine
FUCK CLASSPECTS
FUCK SHIPPERS
FUCK FAGGOTS
AND FUCK HUSSIE
And yet here it is being entirely on topic about HS vs a post from 5 years ago really makes you think
MIGHT KILL MYSELF. HOPE I DIE IN MY SLEEP SO I DONT HAVE TO DO IT. I JUST WISH I DIDN"T EXIST
guys...are WE the puppet porn bots?
8ased
Hinting at Hiveswap it seems?
Was hoping for Homestuck 2 just to see people lose it
There was another tweet that just said “Hiveswap”
>both dirk and caliborn were associated with puppets and saw right from the start
pottery
Too bad it's on the wrong board, it should be on Yea Forums is you want discuss the webcomic but we all know you come over here due Yea Forums's "lax" moderation.
People who kneejerk out at homestuck somehow entirely miss this and admittedly it just irks me when people are like "Well I said Homestuck is BAD I bet you can't handle THAT" when everyone else is used to date rape incest space trips as the norm among other shit.
Why can't they just make announcements like normal fucking people
All this roleplaying spergery aside
I finally gave this shitshow a chance. am currently halfwayish through act IV
Does this get fun any time soon or is it just the same fucking "introduce another character in the exact same format we've done literally fourteen times now" slog of a read until it eventually just stops?
Does this story get any more engaging? How the shit can any of you care about the existing characters when their interactions are mindless, their exposition is literally just ten pages of "You wake up in a room. You have interests. You have a sprite now. Level up. Move on to next character."
I'm genuinely more engaged in the fucking mummy people from super-future earth or whatever the fuck is going on than I am with any of the four main characters or the ten trolls i've painstakingly read about so far.
Is this it? Super SJW-friendly bullshittery aside, the setting is neat but the story is a fucking slog and the characters have next to no depth. Am I missing something?
daily reminder that there is a civil war raging on the homestuck wiki about Roxy’s pronouns
Yeah, if you wanted videogame discussion you should go to /vg/ man.
because that wouldn't be ironic enough :^)
Hide thread and move on you god damn incel
You want janny to wipe your ass for you?
You probably should have started on problem sleuth.
>Calliope ruins Roxy in Meat
>Lets clown out in Candy
I want Caliborn back
Yeah It gets better
you might not like it tho regardless
“engaging” is...certainly a word that might describe it
All the repetitive video game mechanics stuff gets forgotten about soon enough if that’s what annoys you
To be a Time player is to submit to fate. If fate demands you die, you will die. That's why Dave stopped time traveling, because being unable to change his own inevitable death at Jack's hands put him over the edge of using his power.
If you scroll down you will see how fucking wrong you are
And now we join the Gay Space Rocks as they suffer from alopecia and bad luck, they buy a book on hair care, and all the pages fall out.
The beep boop point-and-click-adventures shit gets jettisoned completely.
Eventually it's ALL about the characters. For better or worse.
What context do you even mean that in, how people are completely unfazed about it from that post on or do you want me to just keep reading the thread until you're right?
If by act 4 you aren't enjoying it, you should stop.
So am I just missing a giant fucking chunk of story for not reading what I assumed to be a completely separate webcomic? The intermission made me assume that the only important parts of problem sleuth relative to homestuck were in the intermissions themselves.
The video game mechanic stuff is mildly charming, if not a bit repetitive, I'm just sitting here 2500 pages in, and I feel all I've fucking read about are character introductions and very very small glimpses of backstory. Is this comic literally 10,000 pages of framing? Am I close to getting along to the fucking point? This "adventure" so far is literally watching sixteen (or so I'm assuming. four kids, twelve trolls) characters finish the starting zone in an mmo.
Whenabout does it stop? As mentioned above, I've suffered 2500 pages of the same repetitive crap. At this point I feel I've put too much in to quit, but I'm open to stopping if I know it's just going to be this same fucking format for another 25% of the goddamned entirety.
>posting porn
might as well join in
based
Don’t be a coy bumblefuck, actually post porn.
>Not posting superior rocks
post more of this one
She literally abandoned everything and everyone else for a chance to revive him. He's the only thing that matters to her now.
Too bad these ones are actually recognizable.
Hahahahahahahahaha no.