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Oh so I'm not the only one that is getting this sperg's face on the recommended list.
Mechanical Rooster
Is this freak from the same species as Zuck?
why is Asmon such a pussy?
who gets stressed when they have to play WoW on stream?
I have a video blocker extension and he still shows up in my recommended videos sometimes
I don't even like mmos idk why the fuck youtube spams these react videos.
All of his reactions are him going "wow" and "oh my god" repeated 500x with the OPs face. This guy fucking sucks. Him sucking at games is precisely why he's notable now. He's essentially the new DSP.
Also his "friend" is a raging faggot too.
I've clicked on "I'm not interested" like 20 times and the motherfucker still pops up all the time
I swear filtering 'reaction' and 'reacts to' makes youtube a million times better
fuck those retards
what else did you expect from a reaction video?
Install Channel Blocker.
>not using the video blocker extension
ass mongol
>MH
>"Hurr Durr this is too weaboo, sword is too big"
>goes back playing WoW where his character has a sword as big as the GS in MH if not bigger
Thanks dudes
I've never watched a fucking reaction vid, and I will never watch one. Why the fuck are they even a thing?
He's so mentally handicapped he couldn't even sit through the opening to skyrim for the first time.
>Asmongold reacts to a good youtuber you actually watch
Fucking why? Why would you want to watch a man with zero personality and rocks for brains watch someone else who does have personality?
>says he'll donate whatever to charity if he dies during a dork souls run
>falls to his death in blighttown
>has an autism crisis and shuts down for half an hour while he waits for someone to tell him he doesn't have to donate
People like to act like they're showing a video to a friend(the guy doing the reaction). It's kind of sad.
good God! I hate this idiot's face so much! I don't even care about his content, why would YouTube recommend his shitty content?
Sorry boys, it was i who watched some of his reaction videos after forsen reacts to same shit. I conditioned youtube to think we like that
They're extremely out of touch and desperate to push content that won't offend anyone. But since they're so out of touch they end up pushing content that offends people. It's a paradox they're stuck in.
>His girlfriend is hotter than any girl we'll ever get
I respect him.
>Recommended
>SPIDERMAN ELSA HULK MALEFICENT TOY FUN BABY LEARN COLORS NURSE BOUNCY HOUSE CARTOONS FOR KIDS
I find him retarded enough to enjoy his content. His face makes me laugh.
hey hey people
>retards on twitch pays him $40 to watch one minute random youtube videos
>his entire DS run
who /club mccool/ here?
>steps out into daylight
>instantly reveals how fuck ugly he is
Watching him eat a taco was the most disturbing shit I’ve seen in a long time
The google algorithm knows your a low iq individual, so it recommends content accordingly to you're iq
Hey I saw that live. Did he really not donate?
>GAMERS RISE UP
Severe butterface my dude
It always makes me sad that his reaction videos are more popular than the videos he reacts to.
>Recommended:
>Asmongold reacts to....
NIGGERS
This is what money/fame does. Every mongoloid could get a girl like that under the right circumstances.
It's an extension of "friend simulator" shit.
>"hey dude you gotta check out this video"
literal who
>talks shit about twitch thots
>ends up dating with a twitch thot
finally thanks
iirc he ended the stream without donating, i presume everybody just forgot about it after that
Take away the caked up makeup first
Does this greasy fuck still have McConnel on his stream half the time just to actually have content and to drive twitch prime subs?
People like him are the fucking worst. He's a legitimate degenerate that's making 50,000+ a month off twitch idiots. He's not good at any game he plays, and when he plays anything multiplayer his horde of followers do everything for him.
God damnit
Honk honk people
ASMONG REACTS TO Yea Forums THREAD WE DID IT REDDIT
I respect her for putting up with this disgusting manchild to get a piece of those massive amounts of twitchbux he collects
holy shit man, thanks a lot
Doesn't work on Firefox anymore.
>20k watching some neet watching random youtube videos while afking in WoW
entertainment
Fuck, I love Sseth's videos
You've gotta admit, Asmon is pretty based.
He has no life, and has played nothing but WoW for most of his life yet he still makes thousands in Twitch donations from playing a game he loves.
If you hate him, it's because you're jealous.
right
I've never seen this guy in my recommended.
feels good
reminder asmongold had a mental breakdown and ragequit streaming for a month
then when he came back he played sekiro as his first game and then he had a meantal breakdown and ragequit after getting filtered by Shinobi Hunter too many times
>twitch preteens spamming pepe emotes while asmongold reacts to youtube videos for money
>still caked up makeup
Crackin body but she definitely looks like a Bog, would still fug.
post some real youtube content instead
Isnt this one of those out of touch Classicfags spamming in “home” threads daily but secretly planning on committing suicide if they don’t get the black qiraji Mount this time?
cope
ASMONGANG HERE BASED PEPEGA
Man, i remember opening ONE video of Asmongold once and i get recomendations of him all the fucking time, what the fuck?
Is that a mannequin?
This is what happens when you play a real game after spending half your life playing WoW.
Yeah, do you not know what a butterface is? Also worse hip to waist ratio than I thought Tbh.
She has a makeup channel on youtube with like 5 million subs and makes more money than him via her twitch as she's 100% a twitchthott. fuck knows why she's with him.
Ugh...I bet he #believesallwomen
Protip. If your youtuber/streamer is not a clown he is not worth watching.
With enough money anyone could get a Twitch thot.
I hope I can become a popular streamer one day
Just be tall and white bro, it never fails
I remember looking up soloing guides for Blood DKs during cata and watching some of his videos, his intro was him talking like a nigger for some reason. Good for him he found a niche I suppose.
He has a genuinely shitty opinion on almost everything that isn't WoW.
youtube.com
this is the guy that talks on his streams
I actually don't know whose worse now for reaction vids. This fuck of angry joe.
i actually like him but why does youtube think he should be the only person i ever see
Youtube algorithm likes to maximize degeneracy and retardation of its viewers. It's slippery slopes all over the place. Watch one video which even whiffs of conspiracy and soon you'll get 9/11 chemtrail space is face videos on your feed.
Mcuck is a jealous faggot.
looks like a goblina
>Doesn't like the direction his stream is going
>Takes a really long break
>Comes back
>Does the exact same shit he was doing before
He actually cracked the code. The easiest way to get money is reacting to youtube videos. He also pretends to dislike weeb videos just to get more twitch spergs paying him to watch it.
Mccool is actually based though
>Hates Twitch thots
>Ends up dating a Twitch thot who is 50% plastic and makeup
>Hoverhands her
I don't understand why they're dating each other, they're both shit people.
jerma is unironicallly /ourguy/
>larps as a wow classic player
>actually started in tbc
yikes
more like asmongoloid
Literally build for BBC
What the fuck is wrong with her arm?? She straight up looks like a plastic mannequin.
>he did this before all the honk honk shit came around
He's ahead of his time. Definitely one of the best entertainers on the internet right now.
No one actually wants to watch your retarded weebshit videos.
It looks like hes possing with a real doll.
God dammit
Wtf are these 2 other guys 9/10 feet??
>Jerma is friends with 8 ft tall giants
Impressive.
Jerma has always been the best. Even back when he made videos with Star_ he stole the show every single time.
I remember back when Asmongold had like 500-1k viewers (so when he still made youtube videos) I'd hear him quote anime shit akin to "Believe in the you who believes in yourself" every now and then
Feels like he's sold out
Justing imagine slamming a hammer into this retarded mug
The best is getting Destiny on the feed. Jew nigger.
me having sex with his gf :)
Her kneepussies are disgusting
Can I be a decent streamer without a facecam and just a mic?
So she is also a whore? Nice going dude
no
>Literal reeeeeeeing
More like Asmongoloid
except all his mods are tr*nnies and f*rries. Same with vinny
>everybody saying shes dating him for his money
>when she easily makes more money than him
shes the OG twitch / youtube thot. pinksparkles has been around for fuckin ages and has a massive following.
go back to /cgl/
Does Asmon accept gifts from his fans?
If so, could someone send him a shampoo that would make his hair fall out?
I know the guy only showers 4 times a year, but still.
>not interested
>send feedback
>don't recommend me videos from this channel
>I-I-I'll make you a mod!
Like that's actually worth anything, faggot!
But that shit is already built into YT anyway.
what hair
>putting furries into the same bag with trannies
compared to trannies which are literally destroying people's lives by brainwashing children and ruining vidya with incessant virtue signalling furries might as well not exist
his girlfriend keeps pushing him to become more successful so he can pay for her new gaming house
She had troubles finding fellow scat fetishist.
McCool is based
found the furry
funfact incoming:
Twitchthots don't do it exactly for money. Its ALWAYS the fame.
Cuck that still watches Asmondgold
>new gaming house
she will cuck him 500%
>posts tits and ass like it counters the butterface claim
nice??
He doesn't really need that
found the tranny
based and furpilled
>claims to be the mount off king
>gets gifted mounts by his viewers
I hate him, hes a total sperg
>its always the fame
>over 5m youtube subscribers
>over 700k followers on twitch
i assure you she doesnt need to date the skeleton of patient zero to get fame shes doing just fine for herself.
The Not Interested button just stops recommending that one video. Channel Blocker stops Youtube from recommending you all videos from that channel from then onward.
fuck this faggot
He fucking hates the game he's playing all the time and won't fucking stop. And when people suggest other MMOs he calls it dead or weebshit. There's no reason to like him.
>man who lives on donations won't donate money
>makes money from donations while doing this
holy shit what a fucking slimeball if true
I remember he used to have an old WoW channel. Apparently he's a big streamer now?
>the skeleton of patient zero
Kek
Click on 'send feedback' and then you can block the entire channel.
100% plastic.
She does most of her surgeries in South Korea.
Fuck e celebs
It should tell blizz something when this guy is more entertaining that most of their modern games.
why aren't you a streamer, Yea Forums?
That happens to a lot of the big streamers. They get known for playing one game and are petrified of trying anything else because almost always a huge percentage of their viewer base drops off when they do. So they'll keep playing what they despise.
who cares if you have a body like that though. what are you a faggot
why aren't you making bank from streaming, Yea Forums?
too much of a socially awkward loser?
I am. I get no viewers.
I've had far hotter, infact I've never been with anyone her weight.
Stop projecting mate, not everyone who plays videogames is an ugly sperg.
We just don't keep the girlfriends because we spend too much time playing and neglecting them
I dont like video games enough for that
the fuck
Because it's a nu-conversation, while talking through typing is relatively common, there are a lot of elements which are lost through this medium. So with reaction, you have, one person reacting to something, often a reaction video, and with that you are basically creating a virtual conversation.
I don't have the time, money, equipment, or personality to be one.
I wish I could stream WoW for money.
Oh my God this won't end well.
Youtube videos*
I'm afraid of my personal info being out there or accidentally leaking something and don't like attention.
How in the world did he got a hot ass gf?
I tried streaming once with the RE2 reboot but got no viewers. I can't think of a gimmick or anything that would make me interesting.
WHAT
He ended up donating, just had a bit of a autism spiral when he did die
Makes me want to fucking kill myself that i see his rat fucking face on youtube every fucking day just because i visit here. Fuck all of you
Wait. What. I'll fucking play LoL for an hour for 8k.
$$$
Who's the hottie on the right? Yes the manlet.
damn she's 10/10
so you're saying she's dating a guy who eats maggots and moldy food, has enough trash in his room to fill an industrial trash container, doesn't brush and has half his teeth rotten and who never leaves his room because she likes him?
user, nobody gives a fuck about her, but guess what asmongold is fucking everywhere on youtube and twitch, guess who gonna reap that easy as fuck status and jump on the first wagon? Its all about social stimulation and being associated with the said man. Its not even the first case, twitchthots do this crap since ancient times. How fucking double digit IQ you need to have if you can't see the and connect the dots.
>guy has barely any fame, everyone forgets about him
>now he's a well known streamer
>FUCKTON of videos about him just watching other people and complaining about WoW
>he's literally everywhere, even twitch promotes him
>by some magical coincidence this girl starts having interest in him because of "pure love :^)"
This. Im at the point of not looking at recommended and just scrolling through subscribed
he's absolutely vile
She's fat while having fake tits and an ugly face.
Literally an average looking woman with money to do hair and make up.
Also fame pushing her attractiveness.
Good on him though.
Because I'd get banned in 5 mins due to thinking white people deserve a good future.
i dont get it
Half of the purpose of streaming souls games is having people watch your attempts and failing.
If Forsen can beat the game with cheese then why cant he figure it out?
I hate women
Can somebody explain this? How the fuck do you get these bounties? What the hell?
It is easier to just get a stepping stone that will give all his followers instead of trying to build everything by yourself from scratch.
It's not about conversation at all though. Sure, initially they were but that was a long-ass time ago, now they are just an excuse to host another person's content with ads on it.
tits got smaller ew.
No personality and I think I'd get banned quite quickly for my opinions about useless shit.
she answered the call
Pretty sure he did after remembering he can write it off his taxes.
>user, nobody gives a fuck about her
>5m yt subs
>700k twitch followers
people here might not care about her but i assure you PLENTY of people care about her.
certain big name streamers get auto-invited to the "bounty board" where you can click and get your own sponsorship, easier than ever now
obviously requirements are there like keeping a certain amount of concurrent viewers throughout the time slot, but apparently sponsorship in the past used to require hiring a manager/agent to find them for you, and now that shit is automated.
Bogpilled.
>It's not about conversation at all though. Sure, initially they were but that was a long-ass time ago, now they are just an excuse to host another person's content with ads on it.
I don't think you quite understand what you're talking about, Ass mongol usually picks a video about a recent wow update, then adds his own commentary on top of it. Sure there are some channels which just sit there and watch a video, but this isn't anything new, that happened 5 years ago as well.
>asmon can pull a gf and you can't
>ass mongoloid
nice name retard
Wait, Asmongold is dating Pink Sparkles? I remember when there was a bunch of threads here like over a year ago when she was baiting for donos hard on Twitch for views and people were trying to troll her so much so she was even trending on Twitter.
Why does he fear anime girls so much?
because she mistreats him, there was a video of her being a total bitch i saw and it was hard to sit through. hes out of his league
Getting a GF isn't really an accomplishment.
>implying she's not just after the money
pink sparkles is gross
he didn't read a single tooltip or tutorial pop-up
he completely ignored any and all eavesdrop prompts as if they didn't exist
he didn't listen to any dialogue
in an hour of attempts and chat screaming at him he mikiri'd the shinobi hunter THRICE, two of those by accident
his one and only tactic was to spam R1 and sometimes attempt to jump to the side when attacked
I can almost taste the plastic.
I genuinely don't understand what entertainment value people find in some greasy dude alternating between gormlessly staring at the screen and occasionally giving an awkward chuckle or going "Oh shit!" over someone else's content. Are people just retarded?
reaction videos are the pinnacle of entertainment for zoomers
post channel
Hes an Anime fan thats overcompansating to fit in with twitch/reddit.
Its the same thing as the gay family values politician's and the save the children pedos on twitter
And you're literally proving my point.
Theres no way he won't get it, he'll have an army of sycophants on the server funneling him everything he needs. Then he'll act like he earned it with hard work.
I didn't use mikiri even once on him either, but instead I sneak attacked most minions around him, then took off one health globe with a sneak attack.
Then I ran around and abused the terrain.
This. Even Channels I watch do them. I wish I could specifically filter "reacts" as a keyword just to not get those stupid videos. That and I'm also getting real sick and tired of "Any %" type of speed runs and also "randomnizer walkthroughs." These things I want to filter out entirely without needing to tell Youtube to not send me the whole channel's videos.
>did old school runegame streaming for a few days
>no one ever joined
>acted really awkward anyway, knowing potential viewers would hear my voice
She looks like a fucking mannequin.
Limmy's streams can be fucking hilarious
>$8400 an hour
jesus FUCK
That's over two dollars a second.
You'd make more money in one minute of streaming than you would in a day working minimum wage, all with the same credentials.
It's a weeb channel.
twitch.tv
literally a plastic doll
Yeah except you already need a big community built around your stream.
Hoverhand lol
I beat the hunter without mikiri too on my first playthrough, but I understood deflects and used them on him. Asmongoloid didn't, he seriously just tried to mash R1 at all times and then just ragequit after an hour. WoW completely fried his brain.
Watched a few WoW rage videos and now this fucker's face is all over my recommendations. How deep does it go? Even watching something unrelated to Asmongold entirely and only about WoW you will be inflicted with him.
If you get that shit recommended it's because youtube truly knows you're a weak-ass ass-faggot nigger
It really only takes a bit of charisma and being sociable user. I have a neet friend who weighs over 300 pounds and he's pulled more women than anyone I know because he dominates any conversation.
If you live in an ultra liberal area you're fucked though. Then women only want to get a date through Tinder and it's completely about looks.
You are not very smart are you?
>open up youtube
>ASMONGOLD REACTS
>ASMONGOLD GOES TO MCDONALDS
>ASMONGOLD SHITS IN THE CHIMNEY
Now you may wonder who is pink sparkles. I mean who? Literally who?
And it doesn't even stop here, they need EVEN MORE fame, even if they are already known. Just because some horny zoomers give you money doesn't exactly mean you are famous.
Since you were not the brightest in the class either lemme tell you something: Why the fuck you think celebs go together? Everything is about fame and that people will talk about you, thus social stimulation if you are woman. Literally fucking everything is about this, the more the better for them.
seriously his reaction videos are fucking everywhere
the way more woman should look
Its not his fault though. Its just literal whos cashing in
make it stop
Doesn't matter, idiot. What's your salary? Do YOU make $140 a minute while playing video games?
She's in it for the money. No self respecting woman would date a person that has such a bad diet their teeth are falling out.
I hate this bug-eyed faggot so fucking much
>white girl
meh
could have at least gotten an asian e-thot, they do plastic right
he's not the one who posts them and gets no ad revenue
but its free advertising I guess
youre not very smart are you?
>watch video game videos
>get recommendations on a big video game streamer
now lets flip that around
>watch makeup videos
>get recommendations on a big makeup streamer
its all a fucking algorithm based on what you view retard.
What the fuck are you guys watching to even get these results? I don't get this shit at all.
Streaming is so fucking boring. I don't understand why or how people can stand watching some guy play a video game for a few hours when they should just play the game themself. I can't stand streaming myself because I just want to play in privacy without a bunch of mouthbreathers watching my every move.
Followers and subscribers are not necessarily indicative of populariry today. All that matters are current viewers and total views on recent videos. It sounds like you're one of the people who still watch this bitch.
Isn't this the autist that got filtered by eshin?
youtube.com
why Yea Forums
THIS. FUCK OFF ALREADY HOLY SHIT
Playing WoW means he had no brain to begin with.
What kind of cuck would let their woman whore themselves out like this? Guess he's just a paycheque to her
He ragequit Spear guy in the memory
>997K views
you are a fucking lost cause
Alternatively he could just, you know, provide commentary on the recent wow update. Instead of commentary on a commentary video on the recent wow update. I am not saying it is illegal, the law doesn't prevent him from doing so nor does Youtube. But doing it at a regular basis is just being a lazy piece of shit. So no, I am perfectly aware of what I am talking about, retard.
Literally what the entire thread is about. Youtube randomly throwing these videos into peoples recommendations when they have watched nothing similar to them.
the only reason asmongold became big is because youtube recommended his ass to anything and everyone
because you play dark souls
do you think he got to fuck her atleast once? plastic or no, she could easily get a chad. or atleast somebody half decent looking.
I mostly watch vtubers and other japanese stuff, I still get retarded shit like this, youtube don't give a shit
I enjoy watching videos of mainly gaming channels cleaning their stuff as it can be comfy, but this is disgusting
But I like this guy
youtube.com
absolutely fucking based
everything about this post, the poster, and picture are fucking cringe
bogged
>3 million views of him reacting to a dark souls speedrun
I'm done
Hope the speedrun has more views
Seriously though who the fuck watches these? They all have 2m+ views, is it all from recommended? What the everloving fuck is going on with the algorith? Is this the new spiderman elsa piss on each other?
what is it with all these gay twitch streamers "reacting" to sseth videos? they bring the worst possible viewers to his channel and that is saying a lot considering most of his fanbase are /pol/tards
based McCOOL
youtube.com
i keep telling fucking jewtube i dont care about him or yongyea but these fucks keeps getting on my fucking face
ESPECIALLY this eternal anglo
What the FUCK
>Hate "react" videos with a burning passion
>Refuse to watch "react" videos on principle
>Click "not interested" whenever I come across one
>YouTube: "Hey, have you heard of this guy called Assmangold Reacts? You should check him out!"
Except some of his comments are on top of people's comments themselves, like you know, it would happen in a conversation, like, you know, it was my initial point to begin with. I guess the actual question is why doesn't he invite the guys who made the videos to the stream so they can have a legit live conversation, but there's a level of commodity on simply watching a video where a person explains his points and then counter-arguing or agreeing. And calling someone a retard doesn't make you correct, faggot.
give up this "muh sekrit club" mentality right now or you'll never stop being disappointed in life
>recommended
>a video about a guy's bird dying
What the fuck youtube?
That makes a lot of sense, actually.
>His gold digger is far hotter than we'll ever get
Dude shes gonna drop him soon if she hasnt already. He's a NEET and only makes his money if he continues said NEET lifestyle and a whore like that isnt gonna stick around with some smelly, skinny fuck boi when she's probably getting DM'd up the ass from /fit/ chads that are just as well off as Ass-man-gold. She'll move on soon enough
As crazy as it may sound many of Sseth's established fanbase over the last couple years also watch these big streamers so they keep spamming for the streamer to watch it and since a lot of these streamers have segments where they watch videos if enough people request they will.
What's worse is that I think it was from a long ass time ago. What's even worse is that I clicked on it.
FUCK ZOOMERS
aw man poor guy has aids
It has 400k compares to his 3.2m
I know thick fucking foundation, eyeliner and mascara when i see it
>anyone her weight.
Are you implying that shes somehow over weight?
asmon is based
Jesus fuck, that sucks, wish it was the opposite
Ultimately, that means 3.6m people watched the speedrun.
>That feel when Asmongoloid's best showing was in a political debate where destiny got shat on by fuentes
>That feel when his talent will be wasted amongst Trainwreck's 6 million streams with random uninteresting thots and some weird, old guy from porn
>S-sorry for the toxic people making of your company, master Blizzard
Love this picture.
I tried and failed, discoverability is really shitty on twitch plus if you have 0-1 viewers then it's less likely anyone will watch you, it'd be like going to a night club that's empty all the time.
welp
nothing about wow, no react videos, nothing about twitch streamers, i dont know why i see them
It's called "YouTube's too busy perfecting the shit that makes it easier for their corporate overlords to issue fraudulent DMCA takedowns because someone had .02 seconds of music/footage they didn't like to give a shit about fixing their shitty algorithms for recommending videos."
wtf i got the same bird video recommended yesterday
Is it confirmed that he has a tapeworm?
>tfw no blonde bimbo gf
I am. I made $32.50 total after 2 years with 150 average viewers.
You're either the top 0.01% or you're nothing.
Trainwrecks is pretty based
squadW
>youtube search the diablo 3 immortal announcement
>this faggot has plagued me ever since
>I tried streaming once
You're never going to be successful at something if you only do it once. Even if you were the most charismatic person in the world you're not going to get more than a handful of people watching your stream the first time.
>gay streamer reacts to someone else’s well made, original video
>manages to get 500k+ views
we need a nuclear war soon
What is going on with this. I have been getting recommended these stupid videos for a couple weeks now. Apparently he is some WoW personality but I haven't even played WoW since Cata.
I am, I just use it as something to do while taking with my friends
>watching sseth space station video
>"assmongol reacts to" show up in recommended
>decide to give it a go to see how he reacts to sseth saying nigger
>he does a 30 minute discurse on how racism is bad
what a bitch nigger lmao
He was shit at Sekiro and quit like a bitch
I like the streams but wish the random thots and the porn dude weren't there because very few times do the thots actually have something smart to say, and the porn guy fucking never has anything good to say. He needs to bring Destiny, Asmongold and others around more often maybe Trihex.
same thing happened to me
I made the grave mistake of denying youtube to keep my search/view history any longer. I had no idea how bad things really were.
>Asmongold reacts to HvB reacting to Asmongolds reaction to Belluar
quick rundown?
>check out the video because so many people are talking about it
>skip forward to a guy talking about communism being an ideology of inclusion and that the millions of people killed by the soviets deserved it
what the fuck is going on on twitch
why the fuck Youtube doesnt allow to just dont get recommendations in any way most of the time is just trash
Black girls like me cause I'm funny, but they smell funny and I have a hard time getting over it.
150 average viewers sounds like a lot, shouldn't you have a couple of subs at that point?
I think he had the same reaction to the old Legend Never Dies Dark Souls video when "faggot" came up on the screen
>shes the OG twitch / youtube thot.
While I dont support the ethots you are so fucking wrong. Kaceytron, Amouranth, Boxy and Lacey Green would like to have a word with you nufag
>She makes more money than him
Yeah selling nude snapchats maybe. The bitch hasnt streamed in ages and even when she does, does she even break 10k viewers consistently? My guess is no.
>she has a massive following
No she doesnt you weeknight shill. Shes been dropping followers like the plague sonce Jan. of last year. She's dipping below 6k when her highest was 40k and thats right about the time her and NEETmongold started "dating"
B-BUT HE IS STARTING A CONVERSATION. He is not like those other Youtubers that simply rehosts content for ad revenue, HE IS GIVING COMMENTARY.
There is nothing provided by having people react to each other, we aren't talking about special debates where you try to "win" over the other person. A simple conversation between them is more than enough, he is just doing it for the ad revenue because why bother settling an issue in 20 minutes if you can drag it on through twenty hour-long videos to ten different people? These types of people almost always network and coordinate with each other to maximise their viewcount because the ones that don't have fuck-all viewers. Calling me a faggot doesn't stop you from being a retard.
ITT jealous virgins
I hope she doesn't ruin his life, but it must be nice.
>streams
>4 different channels repost his videos on youtube for views
ITS NOT FAIR
WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE FOLLOW THIS ASSHOLE
I CAN BARELY GO BASE 6 VIEWERS WHEN I STREAM WOW ON FACEBOOK
i'd rather have hair than twitch thot
How could anyone mess up his life more than himself?
>While I dont support the ethots you are so fucking wrong. Kaceytron, Amouranth, Boxy and Lacey Green would like to have a word with you nufag
Literally, she only started popping up for real like two years ago or some shit and was only super relevant for no more than a month.
>No she doesnt you weeknight shill. Shes been dropping followers like the plague sonce Jan. of last year. She's dipping below 6k when her highest was 40k and thats right about the time her and NEETmongold started "dating"
Also, she once had more followers than Asmongold, but since no one has given a fuck about her for almost a year she has barely been gaining traction anywhere
>Recommended
youtube.com
It's all amazon prime sub money and people typically give their prime to someone big not c-list streamers.
Yea Forums jelly he is banging a hot ass bitch
100% using him
he's filthy rich getting angry at videogames all day.
The fuck you want more?
I can't think of what to stream.
>more money than him via her twitch
She needs to stream first
150 average is pretty good for a small streamer user. I'd love to get those numbers. Doesn't matter if you're top percent if you can make a couple hundred bucks in your spare time just for playing games.
>There is nothing provided by having people react to each other
Yes there is, entertainment, and some times there is a very good point being made. Sure most of the times it's just a joke being added, but hey, it's humor, you don't have to agree with it.
>A simple conversation between them is more than enough
Takes way longer to set it up.
>he is just doing it for the ad revenue
Except he does it on twitch, where there is no ad revenue.
>These types of people almost always network and coordinate with each other to maximise their viewcount because the ones that don't have fuck-all viewers
Not the case here because he just likes picking a subject, not even necessarily a video, sometimes it's LITERALLY forum comments, and then reacts to it, and people find it entertaining. Nothing more nothing less.
>Calling me a faggot doesn't stop you from being a retard
Ironic considering you are the one that doesn't get something as simple as reaction videos. Stop projecting.
This
ITT: old women
i am
its just fucking hard to make old games look good and centered
>she will cuck him
she's ALREADY cucking him
The problem is Twitch censorship combined with destiny's relentlessly spiteful trannygang that mass flags and personally attacks everyone who engages in whatever they deem to be wrongthink. Too many content creators shy away from fresh, controversial content because of spergy backlash.
Shitty reaction streams and horrid waves of AAA meme games have pushed vidya streamers into doing stuff that's genuinely interesting.
Trainwrecks is actually kind of entertaining with how genuine he is, it's a shame about the leeches around him.
Ohhh it seems like you hit someone's nerve
how many dicks has she sucked
>if you can make a couple hundred bucks
But I made 32 bucks after 1000+ hours. I make more in cash back rewards from my CC every month.
Have sex
i doubt she can even open that plastic mouth this much
That we know of? At least 5 or 6
The guy is a fucking mental mess
I hope he will not kill himself when she dumps him
Piggy backing on this
I feel like Twitch's system works like a rich get richer kind of system
Sure they sometimes highlight smaller communities on the discover page but I feel like people blow over those
Browsing is an extreme pain if you want to go low too
If you keep going down the games directly and click on a game when you go back you start back up at the top of the list again unless you opened it in another tab
there's also very little chat going on in small chats so there's much less interaction and you either get very quiet streamers because of that or streamers that keep filling the void of silence that no one will hear so it leads to unnecessary shitty talking material
Whenever I watch large streamers half their speaking content is either them playing with someone else or talking to their chat
Disgusting fucking prick. God damn.
I would like to thank user that recommended me "Video Blocker" addon for Chrome in these threads. It allows you to block keywords as well as entire channels simply by right clicking on the video. I blacklisted "Asmongold" and now this alien fucking creature is forever gone from my recommendation box.
Same here. It just wasn't fucking working. Use this senpaitachi chrome.google.com
Make me, unless you are a roastie, in which case, just no.
Are you a NEET?
I remember someone donating to literally make him say the words "trans rights" and ever since ive been fuming about how pathetic that is and what a disgraceful and genuinely psychotic behavior these people are. Its an even lower low than people screeching at actors to get them to say stupid shit like "hey guys im clowny from clownys adventures 4: welcome to clowntown. Bullying isnt nice. Genocide is bad. Gay people are alright. Thank you for your time and remember to vote democrat"
Like at this point its not even about taking a stance or spreading awareness. Its narcissistic psychosis.
Reminder asmongold is addicted to painkillers
Go away Hank
eh?
Yes, he is american
What were you playing? I know someone that averages 50-70 viewers and they have like 100 subs and they get some donations now and then. He interacts with his chat a lot, was that something you did?
I wonder, is there anyone on Twitch that ISN'T addicted to drugs or "medication"? I know a shitload of them are on adderall
why doesn't he fix his teeth with all that twitch dosh
Go away Hank.
Well if you're gonna get cosmetic surgery, that's the place to go and do it. If i ever did something like that i wouldnt go anywhere else to get it done, i wouldnt want to get bogged
>somehow over weight
Nibba she's a chubster who's sucking her gut in.
Give her 4 more years and her saggy ass and legs will look disgusting. Good for her to have the fake titties tho.
never subbed, never donated, free entertainment TriHard
loot at him dude, he's clearly too lazy to do anything, even i look well built compared to him
women have this thing where they get off on trying to fix broken guys
if he just keeps doing what he's doing she'll give up and fuck off
>said this out loud just before I read your reply
Are you me?!
>women have this thing where they get off on trying to fix broken guys
fucking bullshit, it's all about money
>constantly mispronounces words
Is he autistic?
Get a job
I was in a porn discord and some retard kept spamming reddit threads from topminds and chapo and people were mocking him for being a communist subhuman
ive literally only just been getting this fucking disgusting man i dont even know what i clicked to get him
decided to look at ONE and after about 30 seconds i purged the shit out of my history and everything
hope i dont see him again
more like asmongoloid
Probably the grating voice, annoying personality type and poor gaming skills.
yea, for some of them it's just about money
some of them really like trying to fix people
she already has enough money and fame, there's not really any other explanation as to why she would want to be with the guy
Tell that to my roommate. He'll straight up be a dick to them and they ask HIM out on dates. He told me he's given up on trying to understand them and just go with the flow.
150 viewers is partner status.
i'd probably say bad words and get banned
No, just American.
it's not about Muh sekrit club but more about those twitch people now spamming his comment section with stupid memes that sometimes don't even relate to the videos. it's not like he is a small creator like mechagamezilla, he was quite popular before those faggots came
that's very different from being a "broken" guy
>decided to look
you're out of luck user
he'll live in your recommended box forever
i don't know how to het rid of him either
me and my close friends frequently say nigger when we play games
>It really only takes a bit of charisma and being sociable user
So I already failed.
>uh huh...
>uh huh...
>*bewildered expression*
>true!
>I made $32.50 total after 2 years with 150 average viewers.
how
you should be making at least few hundred bux per month
>not interested
>tell us why
>dont show me vids from this channel
comfy voice desu
smart
if only there weren't like 5 fucking channels that upload his fucking reactions
That's not how it works anymore.
Oh he definitely has ''broken'' traits. He's controlling, out of shape, not as successful as he thinks he is, and incredibly in debt. He tells them about his terrible ex's and they think they're gonna be the one that turns him around. Then they're gone out of his life in about 2 weeks.
based baj
there's also the factor that the more viewers you have the more they can entertain themselves
whenever aris goes afk people start donating like crazy because they can cut off each other donations and the chat loves watching people blow money like that, it's the kind of experience you can't get from a dead stream
>search seth
>get forsen reacts to seth
>search for more normie channels watching chat
>get asmongold
>binge watch his shit because he is the right amount of sperg
I always unintentionally read that as assmongoloid
>there it is
Yeah but Asmon gets the viewership of it and obviously him watching didnt promote others to go to the channel and watch it
>crunching baby monkey head while he scream for mama FUNNY
/x/ has taught me much about youtube
>faggot not even playing the game
>gets MORE money
what the fuck
That's because you get banned for saying faggot on twitch now. Asmongold has nothing against saying it, he's done so in his YT videos
No need to project my dude.
Asmon better fucking her through good
37 dicks
it's fucked up but I gotta admit it's pretty smart
he LONG dicking it
funny how common it h as become for random ass girls to post pics of themselves in their underwear on the internet
dont do this to me user i find this shit literally unbearable
holy fuck its real i cant believe it
and the fucking noises they have set up for it
death can not come sooner
how do I join his discord?
Meanwhile I work my ass off for 2000$ in a month
requesting this too...
I don't understand why. It's like 5 videos at a time. Who the fuck watches another guy watching shit you've probably watched? He always looks so mad in the thumbnails too. Like he just watched a dude shit on his newborn daughter's face. Fuck off.
she looks like she fucks black guys on the side
This is the only streamer I like though I haven't watched him in twitch though. I'd just get high and watch vids of him on yt.
That McConnel guy though, sometimes he sounds alright but he acts too pathetic too often, has the boogie2988 syndrome and nobody respects that.
what about it?
i would due to social problems, getting watched by thousands of people sounds horrific.
streamers having pretendious reactions is nothing new though
lol his stream career now has a shelf life thats sooner than it should be
Women fuck everything over, every single time.
Once the honeymoon period ends, he's gonna breakdown and be depressed af. But at least he's getting his knob polished by a 9/10 in the meantime.
>there are people on Yea Forums who actually watch youtube videos on youtube.com
LOL
Thank you for the follow.
>open relationship in 1 2 3...
Keep it up, user. Your voice is soothing
Haha clown world xD
NPCs just don't get it. It makes them seethe.
Remember when she said his camera was too HD or something because everyone could see the massive amount of makeup on her face?
theres nothing hot about a plastic barby doll.
i dont get why people think shes some kind of 10/10 women.
her looks are 6/10 at best, and her personality doesnt fucking exist
>pedo complaining about anything
whine more
zoomers are fucked man
Fucking hell he's even more disgusting in motion
what doy ou know about her personality, are you watching twitch user?
nah, asmongold doesnt talk shit about twitch thots. He literally white knights te fucking crazy. Defends them whoring themselves out and everything.
Wife told me I should when classic wow comes out because she says im good at talking shit endlessly after a few drinks.
why would I complain? you're the one being an idiot AHAHAHAHAHA
Is this who calls me an NPC on Yea Forums
He gets triggered by emotes and tell his mods to ban them.
This guys is a joke. I could snap his neck with two fingers, not that I would cause I don't wanna get AIDS.
>"Reactions"
I got sent one of his videos and from the very start you could tell it was fake as fuck.
Nah im married with kids.
I just don't mind the guy cos he thinks like I do on most subjects.
We've all seen where this goes so I doubt his stream will go past a year or so if shes gonna move in with him like he said she was.
What is the sudden interest in asmondgold recently?
I mean thats just twitch as a whole
I watched some classic WoW videos and now my recommended bar is raped by his stupid fucking face
>literally any "reacts to" video
it's full of /pol/tards
Proof or gtfo
no, but youtube recomendations and compilations.
i usually watch things, get my own opinion on them before i decide to hate it.
TRUE
there is a clip of it somewhere on reddit
They hate Trump though.
>it works
>im only watching it ironically
>3DPD with plastic cheeks
I wonder how she looks like without all of that makeup :D
>PROFESSIONAL REACTS TO VIDEO ABOUT THEIR JOB!!!!!!!
I fucking hate this trend so fucking much.
Good. Fuck that Jew puppet.
who cares, you turn her around, grapple those big honkers and slap that fat ass
when did i say that?
i didnt say that i watch them ironically, i said that i tend to check out things for myself.
theres also a lot of streamers i know due to youtube videos im watching like kriparian.
>her looks are 6/10 at best,
>that 6/10
mate she's 2/10 at best if anything I mean look at her face she looks like she's melting.
He will always be based for inspiring this absolute banger.
I cant wait for Pete Buttigieg to win 2020 and you have a gay zionist jew to cry about LMAO
thank fuck, i thought it was just me
sometimes i wonder if blizz gives google money to put wow-related videos in the recommended vids of people who recently unsubbed from wow
but then i get sober and i think, man i was trippin
any pleb with some kind of fame can get thots, nothing you would want, my man
That's whats wrong with video games and the world fuck influencer fuck marketing fuck putting this much money into marketing we need another world war. Can't wait when the chinks finally obliterate the west.
Rather have a jew than a good goyim
The replies to this post are fucking ultimate cope
I doubt it because blizzard fucking hated him after that video he put out.
bit much
he supports israel more then any of the other 2020 dem noms lmao gl /pol/ mass suicide pact incoming
Thank you mate. I'm pretty self-conscience about that so it's nice to hear.
You're pretty dumb if you don't think he gets huge salary from Blizzard.
I doubt it unless there is solid evidence as he doesn't get invited to the streamer circle jerk sessions etc.
Sorry, I cant vote for anyone that supports the illegitimate state of Isreal
dunno, lets meet at the middle and say 4/10.
2/10 kind of looks like picrelated (which i cant show since i dont find it on google and its saved on my old harddrive, but its more like fucking abyssmal)
He took a month break from his 'job' because he didn't like how his stream was turning into dogshit only to come back and keep doing exactly the same thing he was doing before.
Also if you're even remotely interested in WoW your youtube feed is probably flooded with reaction videos of him because that's all he does anymore.
This is a company where the lead of D3 famously said "fuck that guy" about the creator of the Diablo franchise for giving constructive criticism on their design decisions
How do you do it? I'm fucking subbed to his channel and i don't get those recommendations. What kind of garbage are you fags watching?
Just be yourself bro
Its all zoomers fault
>I hate capitalism but I hate communism and socialism too
Do some introspection.
Wow classic videos will bring him up
>asmongold ever shitting on twitch thots
Click on any fucking twitch thot ever an you see pic related.
I JUST WANT A BLACK GF AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>regularly listen to RIGHTVERSIONS
>regularly get this literal fag in my recs reacting to it
FUcking shit this gets me so upset
how can you even pay money for a sub.
this guy reeks of contradictions and pretentiousness.
>tfw when you found asmongold back when he had 2000 subs
>tfw he's grown so big to become a shitpost target on Yea Forums
it's been a journey
I meant his youtube channel.
He is such a fucking orbiter holy shit I hate this stupid fuck's face no wonder he doesn't go to any irl events
So do people know he is/was an active /pol/tard and used to lurk wow general in /vg/? If you've watched him, when ever someone brings it up he always appears shocked and tries to avoid it. It's cause he was a massive creep that stalked girls and shit.
I really can't stand looking at this guy, his beady eyes are so fucking disgusting and creepy. He legit looks like an alien wearing a human suit.
Dubs decide when he kills himself.
>dubs on Yea Forums
Yeah he was a fucking huge incel orbiter weirdo and bringing it up is basically a power word against him
I wish his audience knew more and I wish the fags on reddit that hate him knew how to go digging on archive sites
ah ok, only seen 2 videos so far and only thing he did was ordering food
get the video blocker extension
probably told youtube not to shove his faggot ass in my face 100 times and it did nothing, but this worked like a charm
Oh shit thats fucking amazing
doesn't work
>Only some face make-up, an afro, and the schnozz
Not enough clown.
>hurr popular poerson bad duyyyy
Asmon is literally the one streamer fag who should be an exception. He's the cliche fucking nolife gamer who lived in his own filth for years and got an audience almost by mistake.
He's still living in his shitty house with his mom, but he's got money and a big tiddy gf now. Guess that's enough to do you guys in though, right?
You're legit disgusting, Orbitshit. Fix your fucking teeth and take out the trash.
My girlfriend watches too much of this fuck.
>mfw I got this on my first ever run
fuck off assmongo.
He should react to this youtu.be
Not really, he depreciates himself too much and gets butthurt over anyone saying anything negative about him. All it does is make him look pathetic and not respectable. Just like what happened with Boogie2988.
It will probably happen to Asmongold too once his woman starts shitting things up
>Recommended
>some robot reading ask reddit posts
I keep hitting not interested but they show up anyway
Sseth
a true cunnyseur then
Biden's winning the nomination. Deal with it.
Kamidori review shows he likes tittymonsters tho
Imagine playing only one game in your entire life and being trash at everything else including other games, that's Asmongold
How anyone enjoys literally no personality readings of people lying on reddit is beyond me
Stop watching shitty meme compilations and remove them from your watch history
He's trash at wow too
is pink sparkles cucking him?
Even I'VE dated and fucked hotter girls than that and I have no money, no fame/social status, and crippling depression and anxiety. I'm 35 and still live with my mother ffs. I literally haven't left my house/bedroom in almost 3 years. He could get a way hotter girl than THAT. She's obviously just using him too, which is sad, not respect worthy. I feel bad for him.
you honestly think she is sucking this guys dick? imagine the smell comes to mind.
I doubt she even cares about sex beyond the way she can use it in exchange for material goods. In other words she's likely too much of a gold digger to care about anything else.
This
Did he fucking pay YT to shill his vids or something?
No fucking way in hell this shit organically started being spammed on everyones recommended.
People put in like million gaming related tags under his videos so one way or another they're going to appear in your recommended
Also there are like 25 reaction channels by now
i miss when recommended video was related to what you just watch and not your history/what they want to shill
found a ton of good channels that way
try doing this as well
worked for me
he looks like hes ready to mongol some asses
Is that...
Is that Vinny?
It literally never works for me
FORSANNNNNNNN is BASED!
>great at every game
>doesnt play one shitty game for years on end, always switching up content
>community just spams shit so chat is not needed to have a great time watching
>still talks to chat
>Constantly making fun jokes and being entertaining
>has a cutie 3.14 wife
>takes over any game he plays
>a perfect combination of a neet for games and a chad, guy you want to hangout with in real life
Is he, dare i say it, /ourguy/
No idea what you're on about.
Her face is pretty bad, and that's with all that make-up, so I can see an argument for 2/10. But I think her face is passable, or at least almost passable with make-up, so 4 or 5. And her body is great. Like an 8 or 9. 6/10 seems fair/right to me. I'd give her a 7, even. If 5 is passable, she's definitely 5/10 or higher.
Oops, meant to reply to
What the fuck is happening here
She makes a lot of money. Not as much as Asmon but still a good amount