Not memeing, what games actually are on here?

not memeing, what games actually are on here?
is it basically a mario machine?

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down-scaled ports and barely functioning emulators

The mario game isnt even very good, all you have is a WiiU port of Zelda and Smash

Aside from Odyssey and smash if your into that, it's got nothing. There are a bunch of Indies you either played years ago or didn't care about anyways and Wii u ports, but not of particularly good games.

odyssey
xc2
smash
splat2
arms
m+r kingdom battle

It's a glorified bing bing wahoo machine. Sony does what nintendon't

tetris 99
mario
smash
some indie ports
thats literally it
nintards will go muh portability but you literally stuck between a power outlet to another cause its ass battery life

mine already gathering dust

oh and there is splatoon 2 I guess

It has 4 of the best games of all time. What more do you need?

battery life of the switch is unironically better than my psp whilst playing games

If you need more than 3 to 5 hours to play your Switch, then you're likely doing something like taking a flight to Hong Kong or some shit like that. In which case, your dumbass should have brought your fucking charger because there are outlets on the plane. In any other situation you should have had adequate battery life to play whatever game you needed to play.

Well right now theres

Breath of the Wild
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Splatoon 2
Octopath Traveler
Super Mario Odyssey
Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Bayonetta 2
Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze
Super Smash Bros Ultimate
Cuphead

Summers looking really good too for the switch. Mario maker 2, fire emblem, and astral chain are all coming out in that time frame. But if you're asking if theres a lot of Mario, well yes, there is a lot of Mario.

Care to name them?

BotW
Odyssey
Smash
MK8

lol

>what games actually are on here?
the same games that are on here.

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> Xenoblade
GOOD games please, not weebshit

what games are on there?

>MK8

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how would you know if it's good when you haven't played it?

do you think human excrement tastes good?

I have no opinion on the matter as I haven't tried it

so would you be willing to eat human shit?

You seem to know quite much about the topic, shitposter

no, and you can take your poo analogies and shove them up your ass where they belong

I don't know. I didn't actually get a Wii U and I like to pretend I did in order to shitpost. I also like to pretend like I didn't shit on the Wii U for 5 years.

So why won't you eat shit? You said you haven't tried it

shit analogies are probably the worst ones anyone can come up with. Eating shit can actually physically harm you and cause serious diseases. Playing a video game cannot do that.

see

So you are saying that, a game whose sole premise is being able to gawk at scantily clad women with large breasts is perfectly healthy for young male adolescents, aged 11-15 (the primary audience for the Nintendo Switch)?

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if I were like you I suppose excrement wouldn't bother me much since my taste would already be shit in the first place.

Nigger, what the ever loving fuck are you talking about? Are you off your meds?

why did they get rid of the camera on the switch? if it had cameras it would be able to do anything an android tablet can

Contrarian retard misrepresents games he's never played in order to shitpost about them. News at 11.

this is your brain on shitposting.

because it was useless on the gamepad and only served to contribute to the gamepad's high manufacturing costs.