I say vidya lines as Carl

What is a man but a terrible pile of secrets jimmy.

For some weird reason vocaroo doesn't work for me. Last thread no one complained really about speakpipe.

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"A llama never let's his prey escape"

>he doesn't know about the blackpill
newfaggot

fortnite is filled with llamas. trying to think of something relating to it because you just fucking know Carl would've been over that shit.

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"where's everyone going, bingo?"

Fucking beautiful and great impression.

Deus Ex opening

That's not bad, user
Breddy gud/10

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“If you need to talk to a lady ask Jimmy’s mom.”

"You know nothing, Jim! It's Chaos, the God of Destruction!"

"do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them"

You're too slow!

Jimmy? NoooooOOOOOOO!
Show yourself! SHOW YOURSELF!

"Do you have the DSM? Good, that's one less loose end.""

Big Boss is Venom Snake and you need to accept this despite that he is just Big Boss' phantom himself. Their personalities are the same, Venom even wanted to raise child soldiers, and the story would happen the same way if their roles were swapped.

"Snooping AS usual, I see!"

"Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there."

"You've got ten seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties."

NO JIMMY TAKE THE RED PILL I LOVE THE RED PILL

Beautiful

"Behold, the heart of the world! Progenitor of life, father and mother, alpha and omega! Our creator... and our destroyer."

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“Buddhism is fucking bullshit, Jim. How is the Dali Llama not an actual llama?”

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Hand it over. That thing. Your Dark Soul.

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"We live in a society jimmy"

I like to kick-ass and chew bubble gum, but I'm all out of gum.

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Dragons Dogma
>THEIR KIND IS WEAK TO FIRE ARISEN
D4
>She said Boston didn't have the best clam chowder!
Metal Gear
>OCELOTS ARE PROUD CREATUES
Fallout 2
>I should kick your fucking ass

Oh boy! I can't wait to cream all over your mom's pie Jimmy!

That's the black pill Jim
That's the biggest blackpill of all

10/10 nice voicework Carl user

Fucking BUMP

Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga
I'm 100% nigga

Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga
I'm 200% nigga

"bearer of the-seek-seek-lest"

Someone break out the darkest dungeon quotes.

Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

"Glittering gold, trinkets and baubles... Paid for in blood."

“I THINK IT’S A GOLDEN ALPACA!”

"masterworks all, you cant go wrong"

>telling someone to lurk more when you don't even know what they're quoting
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These are beautiful, sometimes Yea Forums can be pretty cool

Based

> Oney Plays

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It’s funni

You're the one responding to the quote like it was the person wasn't just quoting a line

Laughed pretty hard at the yoshi embarrassed one, thanks.

"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light!"

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you know what to do

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Thanks nigga

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is this you?
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"You just don't understand, do you, kid? It's all white knights and heroes. We have to make decisions, kid. You know, I try to set bad people on other bad people. And sometimes, I let good guys die."

No that's the real rob Paulsen doing Carl. He has a playlist on YouTube doing his different voices and some with Carl. This is the second time someone asked if I was rob paulsen. Theres no way my voice is that good wtf.

You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the llamas?

It’s not completely accurate but it’s fitting

"I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day."

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"Man, if you can eat your food, while everyone else is losing theirs and blaming you, you straight, homie!"

"Cap your ass! And your ass! You want some too? Ice cold, baby! I knew I was the chosen one!"

"Damn, you a killer baby, ice cold! But remember something, real strength comes from within, my brother."

"People have to open their eyes, and their hearts, Jimmy... I'm talking about the choices all men face, brother. Sometimes, they seem real, but other times there's no choice at all."

"Coughio up el weedo, before I blow your brains out all over the patio!"

"I got caught up in the money, the power... I don't give a shit. Oh fuck, man... I had no choice... I had to do it... I just see the opportunity. When I'm gone, everyone gonna remember my name... Carl Wheezer!"

"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda."

No need to do them all, just one. Pick your favorite

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Nice Thread OP, finally some good stuff.
If you're still here:

>Alright Partner, let's go and kill that Nergigante!

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That's all for now, y'all.

I was born with thick skin jimmy

Jimmy... why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm... even my fingers... the body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm the one who got caught up with Cipher. A group above nations... even the US. And I was the parasite below, feeding off Sheen's power. They came after you in Cyprus... then Afghanistan... Cipher... just keeps growing. Swallowing everything in it's path. Getting bigger and bigger... Who knows how big now? Jimmy. I'm gonna make 'em give back our past... take back everything that we've lost. And I won't rest... until we do.

Yes I remember this. I'll hang onto it for next time.

Here's the last thread for anyone who missed it.

Shit dude, you actually did them all? God bless you.
Thanks for the thread, man

Alright thanks for everything

>You fucking blocks! I'm going to climb the shit out of you!

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Sleep, jimmy...

>Is this an out of season april fools joke?

do sans' speech