NINTENDO

What the fuck is that 3ds on the right

NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Clamshells are objectively better for handhelds

they're fragile

NINTENDO SUE THIS MAN

I watch his videos to fall asleep.
Nigga thats duct tape.

What a waste of time

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YEAH BUT STILL
NINTENDO
HIRE
THIS
MAN

Why does everyone want a switch mini? I'd rather have a docked only version that is either same specs and cheaper or more powerful than the current switch

>dude I want a featureless hardware that will flop in Japan
kys

He just make it more homosexual

sVITtch looks the least awful.

i don't play video games for babies in public so portability is pointless

Have sex.

>portability only means playing in public

where else would you bring it? don't tell me you play switch in bed when you should be sleeping

>beds are only for sleeping

well if you own a switch then you're bed definitely isn't for sex

You are fragile

On New Year’s Eve I went out with all my co workers after our shift, we went to a bar and I brought my switch cause I thought it would be fun for them to watch me play and I could maybe teach them the basics and then they could get their own switches and we could all play together sometime but nobody seemed interested they all wanted to drink and dance and flirt or whatever I even took the switch on the dance floor and did a little dance while playing smash to show them they could still play smash and do other things because the switch is portable! One girl was actually mean about it and said “put away your game boy and try to act like an adult” and then when I explained to her how the game boy was a very different and much older system and while it has some good old games it would never be able to run smash she just ignored me for the rest of the night until they all went home. Fricken normies right?

This. Nincels btfo

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Why do people pretend that handhelds are only played outdoors?
150M people had a DS, but how many have you seen playing on outside? Why is it so weird that someone may want to play at home.

>you should never play in bed or outside, you are a baby.

can you not be a dickweed today? i know its hard, but yeah, can you not?

its not weird, they just hate nintendo cuz they are mature gamers that play mature games.

that or just envy because nintendo games will never go to pcs or other consoles.

Letter is already in the mail, friend.

Sounds about right. I bet they would do a complete 180° if Sony announced a PS4P or if the PS5 was a hybrid like the Switch.

>Fricken normies right?
This but unironically.

message to all the haters:

I’m a PROUD Switch owner. I’m 38 years old have a part time job and I’m working on a GF. I love my life and I love playing Nintendo games. Umad? I see a lot of haters saying Nintendo is for kids but guess what? I’m a grown man and Nintendo games are the best! Everyone can enjoy them! Even little kids and adults! I’m sorry some of you are so insecure that you can’t enjoy comfy and fun video games anymore. I PROUDLY play my switch in public and I’m not worried what anybody thinks of me because I know in my heart that I’m a hero like link and that someday a girl that isn’t fake will notice me and know I value women when I’m spending hours to rescue virtual princesses! This is my life, these are my games, this is my manifesto! HATERS GONNA HATE AND ILL KEEP GAMING!

Shame that the lil re-re doesnt understand that tech devices are designed the way they are for a reason. Now hes gonna fry his system and,cry at nintendo for repairs which they will obviously refuse

This is just retarded news people who don’t understand technology. Don’t shit on a kid for saving money to do something he loves.

MyMateVince?

What about cooling? Pc cases are that big not because you fill it up completely but to allow more air to come through.
Won't you fuck up the cooling by making a small console even smaller?

>dickweed
Such a reddit insult. Fuck off

Not him, but yes I do. That'd be sweet.

I could have sworn My Mate VINCE had a video on how to actually mute the Switch. Not turn down the volume to 0, but to mute it.
But now I can't find it and I have forgotten how to do it.

switch is underclocked by default and haven't heard of those overheating even when overclocked

None because they replace the buttons with a d pad which would reduce functionality.