Video game movies can't be masterpiec-

HONDA'D

My dick does.

holy shit I remember, just watched it for the girls to be honest.

>not Bollsacks Far Cry

I heard it was a shit adaptation but an alright action flick. Any truth in that or was that dude speaking with his dick?

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>that butt jiggle

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Imagine this kind of movie today, there would be an uproar. I wish we could go back where nobody gave two shits.

Oh fuck no. It is bad user. But fine to watch as long as you are thinking with your dick.

Fuck you, I liked it.

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Figured as much. Thanks.

ironically or unironically?

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"In the land of the vietnam fucking shits, the round-eyed man is king." - Marky Mark Payne

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Unironically

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Resident Evil 1 and 2 were okay, the rest were pure shit though.

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is that "black Doug" from The Hungover 1?

YOU JUST KNOW

>Bravura is black
>Lupino is a taco tosser instea of Italian
>Lupino not a devil worshipper
>no Italian mob except brief appearance of Gognitti

The biggest fucking mistake they always intentionally make is changing key elements of the story too fucking much. Just stick to the source material, cast proper actors for roles and stop being a shitter. I bet people have tried to mske proper video game movues but the old money bags always shut the shit down because they don't know anything. Also stop putting fucking love stories in every single fucking movie what the fuck.

Why was this forgotten? It’s as great as a film based on a video game as any

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Don't forget they used Mila Kunis for Mona Sax and made her Russian.

That was more entertaining that it should have been.

They just had to have a shitty self insert special snowflake as the lead character though

>Mila Kunis and Olga Kurilenko as sisters
Muh dick.

Same thing will happen with Monster Hunter. The director can't help putting his ugly wife in every movie he makes.

>Mila
>ugly
Some supreme shit taste there lad.

Oh yeah I forgot he is directing that. The monsters are gonna look like 90's cutscene graphics judging by the horrendous effects in the last RE movie

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let me guess, horny?

>talking shit like he knows whats attractive
No gays please.

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Nevermind I thought you meant Mila Kunis not MILLA

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Fuck you it's kino

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>mfw that barbed wire death fuck

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The only video game movie I genuinely enjoyed is the very first Mortal Kombat.
Literally every other vidya movie was a steaming pile of hot garbage for me, including Warcraft movie.
inb4: Many anons ITT will tell me to go fuck myself.

me too user, don't get why people shit on it so much

>don't get why

Are you for fucking real?

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They definitely tried hard but apparently didn't understand the source material. Still, it's probably the least shit videogame movie

I mostly agree, but I think first resident evil is alright as well. It's mostly just the soundtrack though.

youtube.com/watch?v=wZ4JoovKWCU

It's probably the best video game movie I've seen. Not much of an achievement, but it's still alright.

Reminder: Marky Mark didn't play any of the Max Payne games before filming this because video games are stupid

>-e of shit.

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that Manson was a part of composers for this movie?

I thought it was watchable, but somehow the setup behind the giant animals had less edge than a video game where all you do is punch buildings.

Mila is past her prime.

I unironically enjoyed the Postal movie
Yes really

Mortal Kombat doesn't count, the MK kharacters literally had no kharacter before the movie, the devs just stuck with the movie kharakterization and that's why it looks "close" to the games.

Prince of Persia sucks dick, there are like 2 rewinds in the whole movie, they managed to fuck up the plot of Sands of Time, shoved in the brother from Forgotten Sands, with the armor of Warrior Within Prince and for some fucktarded reason we get Dark Prince from Two Thrones when he rewinds. If you like this movie you're basically that faggot that says I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT but unironically.

Resident Evil 1 is a weird adaptation of the OG Resident Evil with it's own charm, so this might be the best, Resident Evil 2: Nemesis is like Prince of Persia, there's Jill, there's Nemesis, there's STAAAARRSSS and the rest is a fucking mess.

Rampage has rampages in like the last 30 minutes of the movie, Lizzie looks like shit and Ralph can fly. But at least it has the Rock.

Max Payne somehow missed all of the first game's story and went with DUDE DRUGS LMAO BUT WITH DEMONS DOUBLEMAO

Ah fair enough, my bad for misspelling the name.

Which is surprising considering they got Akira Yamaoka to do the score for them, which is probably the best thing in it.

youtu.be/c-u_qOTOLLU?t=56
0:56
What the fuck were they thinking

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>If you like this movie you're basically that faggot that says I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT but unironically.
How much of a screaming autist do you have to be to think like this?

Max Payne's entire gimmick was bullet time
That's what made it famous and different, at least on surface level
Ofcourse they're gonna have some in the movie, it'd be a crime not to

His face scrunched up perfectly

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Give me a better reason then.
Why the fuck do you like Prince of Persia?

>Prince of Persia sucks dick, there are like 2 rewinds in the whole movie, they managed to fuck up the plot of Sands of Time, shoved in the brother from Forgotten Sands, with the armor of Warrior Within Prince and for some fucktarded reason we get Dark Prince from Two Thrones when he rewinds. If you like this movie you're basically that faggot that says I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT but unironically.
The problem isn't the constant reference. The problem was that the movie had a identity crisis and didn't know which PoP it wanted to be.
Forgotten Sands? Two Thrones? SANDS OF TIME? Nah, it's all of them.

I wasn't aware of this, I just remember they kept using Promise (Reprise) from SH2 over and over again

Which Silent Hill is the good one?
I heard the second has some metal fight scenes

>implying typing like a plebbit retard gets you past being called out for being a mass replying retard
It dosn't.

Isn't there a straight to DVD Doom movie coming out soon, with the protagonist being a dainty stick figure? WHy with these female superhero girl power are they not hiring girls who actually look like they could stomp you flat? Wonder Woman was a model with no tits who couldn't act, Lara Croft was another stick figure and now this.

>WAAH WAAH YOU SEPARATED PARAGRAPHS WITH A LINE REEEEEEEEEeeeeee~
Learn to argue or kill yourself

>all this devastation
Clearly hit the nail on the head. Go back.

Probably the first one, I haven't seen the second but it looks like a complete meme

First.

kino

They had 2 and only in one of the did max shot someone.

HOLD IT

Because only Sticcs think they can make a Doom movie

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>Ask the original writer of the games to come up with a script for the movie
>disregard said script and do something stupid instead
oh Disney

>check thread
>no ace attorney
What the fuck guys.

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>Lara Croft was another stick figure and now this.
Fucking Vikander, shit actress and only got roles because of Weinstein.
Almost ruined the man from uncle because of her.

This was actually surprisingly good. The only problem is - nothing makes any fucking sense if you haven't played the game.

People have to actually see the movie to list it user.

is the Yakuza movie worth watching?

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>Directed by Takashi Miike
What the fuck? I need to watch this.

That was the worst part of the whole thing.
The story and the characters were right there, the game was based on John woo and film noir, so why the fuck did they change it all up and just make a shitty action film?
It's not like you could argue they dumbed it down for non fans, since they made the story more confusing and abstract and had people being carried off by valkryies.
Fucking meddled what should of been an easy hit into mediocre trash

I liked it too

First person scene was fucking kino youtube.com/watch?v=fH61uqfZqxQ

Also it had The Rock

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This but I'd just stick to RE 1. 2 was alright but not no where near as good.

Not bad, Could have been better.
I give it an Ok/10 would watch again

did anybody else want to play the game in this movie even though it kinda looked like crap?

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>87 posts
>No one mentions this

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>a Max Payne movie adaptation that has little to no action
>has almost no bullet time
>when the bullet time finally happens it's a slog that goes on for over 2 minutes

lol still can't believe how much they fucked it up. They even had a fleshed out script that would've been perfect for a movie.

I actually enjoyed this movie. It wasn't doom like with demons and shit and was basicly zombies and Resident evil theme but I did enjoy it and would watch again
The first person part is enough to watch the entire movie for

Have sex.

Hardcore Henry is the best video game movie ever, withotu even being based on a specific game.
Too bad it was made in TWENTY FOUR FUCKING PUKE-INDUCING FPS

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Good soundtrack and pretty good visuals.
Now, the sequel. That was rancid dog shit.

It was actually pretty good.
They should have made the DOOM movie the same way rather than just 5 minutes of it

You do know Oblivion isn't even sci-fi, right, or are you just pretending to be cultured?

Absolutely

I think I'd have more chances of puking if it was filmed at 60FPS

No you wouldn't. Are you retarded?
You can barely even see what's going on 80% of the time, because of the horrendous motion blur.

I didn't like the Hobbit and generally I dislike videos filmed at higher FPS.

I'm probably just old and too used to it. I don't have this problem with video games obviously so.

Yamaoka worked on OG SIlent Hill, but he was one piece of a massive uzzle that made them special.

The Hobbit was
>1. Filmed in 48 FPS, not 60
>2. Not a fucking first person action movie
>3. A fucking horrible retarded mess of a movie
Hardcore Henry should obviously have been made in 60FPS. The guys who made it are complete mongoloids for not understanding this, and so are you.
Also, I bet you haven't even seen the 48FPS version of The Hobbit as it was only shown at a few select cinemas.

Back the fuck off??

on a similar note, pic related is the closest thing to a gta movie we'll ever get and it's glorious

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>Dwayne Johnson

don't even bother

It's The Rock not Dwayne Johnson

>on a similar note, pic related is the closest thing to a gta movie we'll ever get and it's glorious
pic related is basically GTA Vice City

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I kept seeing trailers with the mouth less girl. It creeped the shit out of me.

I have to wonder how this got made, was the Rock just a huge fan of the games? I can’t remember when the last one even came out.

Mortal Kombat, to date, is still the only video game movie that plays out like an extended video game cutscene. The entirety of the movie works according to video game logic, not movie logic. The Reptile fight scene and its intro are perhaps the best example of this.

>watched it on the comedown of an acid trip
what a wild fucking ride that entire video game cinematic experience was