Official Laugh at Mordhau Thread: Chivalrychads and Forhonorchads welcome

>shit graphics
>shit optimization
>matches are 40 minutes long, you get 60g for a win, cheapest hat costs 800g
>all weapons are the same
>too many players, game is too chaotic
>bowniggers
>shieldniggers
>no single player mode
>broken matchmaking
>broken progression
>shitty game modes
>only european knights
>will die in a week
Yep, it's time to go back to THE medieval fighting game For Honor..

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lmao no

>tfw not sure if blatant falseflag or shill

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It's like Chivalry but better

damn that looks comfy as hell

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Fuck off Ubisoft no one here wants to play your lock on baby shit. Your shilling is only making us stronger.

Sounds great, where can I download this game my friends?

>will die in a week

Except it keeps getting more popular, the game even made it to steam's top 10 list and it's going to get exponentially more players now, I think a hundred thousand would be a good bet.

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>whenever I run into a group of enemies they are always on their guard, always ready if I try some sneaky shit
>all these webms always have people who don't know what parry is

all these chivcels butthurt is delicious

>has potato pc
>has to use potato settings
THIS GAME IS SHIT

I'm waiting for Bannerlord.

It'd like Skyrim, but without guns.

It's a bait to start a thread. Really hate this shit nowadays. Can't have a proper OP, always "hurr durr let's shit on this game amirite guys?"

God, mass PvP in melee games is such cancer, 3v3 skirmish and duels are much more enjoyable
>you're only allowed to play one game per genre

Solid 60 IQ post

I get 500g ish for a 40 min game,
you would have to be so fucking awful to get below 100, not sure if it's even possible?

Is the Mordhau nigger still shilling in /fhg/? I don't browse that general anymore since I took a break from the game, but seeing him still there after 2 years was both pathetic and amusing

going on /vg/ in general is pathetic

>Chivalry dancing
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

its been out for less than a week retard

dead in a month

Everything dies eventually user, we have to deal with it. Whatever happens I won't feel cheated with all the fun I got for my 22€. The devs should hire some more guys to help them add content, or alternatively release mod tools.

First person melee combat will never not look fucking stupid.

How did Chivalry last so long?
Mordhau gets boring super fast. Ignoring the bugs and issues, it's super repetitive and the gameplay can be rage-enducing as fuck.

>Ubicucks
>chads

lmfao

>Dead in a month!
>Has has 5000+ daily players since it’s been in EA for the past 2 years

sounds like you're an angrier person now
im enjoy it immensely, even more than I did with chiv

>sounds like you're an angrier person now
I'm angry because the 2h refund limit isn't enough to properly appreciate this game so fuck this. I'll get it once it goes free to play in a month.

>MUH MELEE COMBAT
>mount and blade still remains the most engaging and advanced medieval combat game around with an extremely high skill ceiling that has perfect balance for archers, cavalry and infantry though rock-paper-scissors system
>it also has singleplayer campaign

Mordhauforhonorchivalryfags btfo.

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