Which one describes you the most?

Scorpio.
This is the single most inaccurate astrology reading I've ever come across.

>Gemini and Capricorn
I play every game like a jew and I give a monologue while doing so

Don't hit on me silly scorpios
(´∇ﾉ｀*)ノ

Scorpio
most fucking accurate thing ever.
>looking up skirts and having the character sit down
>those fat pixelated human/draenei/nelf asses

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>playing an MMO
>ever
Sorry, I'm not a faggot, even if I browse Yea Forums.

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Why are Scorpios such fucking WEENIES?

t. Cancerchad

Aries here, I do get pretty salty and argue a lot but I mostly use healers and don't really like broken characters

>scorpio weenies
I know you think about nothing else baby

Like a blend of Libra and Scorpio.

I am gemini...... but i have asperger....

Hehe

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i love my cancer bf

>leo
Only looks and voicexhat are true. But thats only because I like to shitpost on voice and talk like Im straight outta boston or irish.

AYYYYY IM WALKEEEN EEERE

please no bully cancer ;_;

I'm Leo master race IRL but Gemini seems most like me

Scorpios are also the best at video games in general.

SCORPIOCHADS WHY ARENT WE MAD ABOUT THIS INACCURATE BULLSHIT!!! ITS WAY OFF!!!! WE WOULD KNOW THIS!!! HELLLOOOO!!!!!!!!!! SCORPIOCHADSSS!?!??!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This suits me better

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Taurus+Virgo

sign is virgo but im more between Leo and Sagittarius personality wise

>Hard mode: Pair off each sign.

>cancer
>getting bullied in the place I go to to hide from the bullying in videogames that I play to hide from the bullying in real life

I'm scorpio and that's 100% accurate

Imagine being a Male Cancer lmao.

Cause scorpo's don't give a shit, we know we're the best or we're too busy fucking cancer's girlfriend, or the leo.

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>Virgo
I don’t talk at all, talking to complain all the time makes you more of a target to blame if you screw up

>sagittarius
finally a datamining thread with a fitting sign-description

Am Scorpio, only the last two points describe ne though
Still the most accurate one out of all

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I'm actually Aries, I'm actually like that, and I make every character have red hair.

I've got my eye on you op.

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>all these star signs recently
are you guys fucking women what the fuck is this faggot shit

We're all cute girls, user.

Can I bully a kiss out of you?

>tfw virgo
Listen here you goofs, nothing feels better than having everything neat and tidy.

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>Aquarius
>Hell yeah
>YE YE YE SMOOTHIE TIME
>NOW WE'RE TALKIN'
>Wait what
One of these is not like the others.

>Cancer also
Stop being such a bitch, user. If someone bullies you, you push back, harder.
Until they're miserable.

>sagittarius
>mfw literally me
>tfw that one fuck who just likes to annoy everyone and memes everything
I stopped caring about achievements and winning. I just like to have a good vibes, that's all.

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>virgo
true about staying silent, being neurotic and teamwork strategy. Not so much the organizing

Don't worry, you change your political stance depending on your guild

>Yea Forums guild
Unironic sjw

>normal guild
Based /pol/tard

>star signs
what the fuck is going on, is everyone ITT a soccer mom?

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>mutes teamspeak

I mean how else am I gonna find cute awkward losers to ride?

>Sagittarius
The only true thing about me is "up to anything", I'm closer to scorpio.

Scorpio's in an abusive relationship with everyone.
we also unironically incorporate videogame OSTs in our normal music

Dont give a shit frogposter, go munch on some tendies and whine some more faggot.

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I'm taurus but gemini fits more

I’m Libra but Cancer 100% applies to me.

Oh man, what is this Pepe? Haahahaha. It's like and old Pepe.

Virgo here. Not as much of a min max shitter as this would have you believe, but team work is kick ass if done well.

Was going to post something but this post is pretty much what that was.

>is too moronic to even quote a post
Checks out, compensate for your lack of personality and self esteem with bottom of the barrel memes invented to swindle grandmas

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Good picture. I really like the characters. Their look represents the personality of the signs really well. The text is kind of nonsense though.

Haha yes pepe the frog got old after being posted ao many times, haha. Feel free to save the image friend, its all yours

sagittarius irl, thats accurate except i dont look like a dyke

What's your favorite alchemical element and what's objectively the best phrenological shape for your skull?

>virgo
>style > stats
>[joined team voice chat]
>spend minutes organizing inventory, skills, quests, HUD
>explore every single area

>scorpio
Pretty accurate besides the stalking

>farming instead of grinding
I don't get the difference
But that's literally me

> Libra
> Get Pathfinder Kingmaker
> Spend hours planning my character build, name and backstory
> Spend hours searching online for perfect avatar images
> Spend hours editing said images in Photoshop
> Finally play
> A few hours in
> Not 100% happy with my choices
> Restart
> Do the whole thing again

Probably did this about 5 or 6 times. Only got through half of the game because I kept restarting, creating new characters.

Pic related: First character avatar

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What? You don't follow the great Dias and align yourself with the corresponding stars planets and elements?

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I gotta admit, despite thinking astrology is complete bullshit and you have to be a bit retarded to buy into it and also kinda disliking anime, I like all the little details on these drawings.

As a Capricorn I'm surprised how accurate this is. I'm more into grim edge than chuuni edge though.

>life gives me Cancer Sun Aries Moon
>people laugh at me for getting the worst combo
>eternal tryhard manchild
>27 year old virgin with zero irl friends I can trust
FUUUUUUUUCK

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Libra.

I'm a Leo and style over stats is fucking right. I don't do the other things though.

Leo master sign, all you other shit fucks can fucking fuck off.

Half scorpion half cancer

Damn fuxking straight, Leo Pride, WWA?
>Moons
Fucking lmao pleb, Strength/Hierophant superior.

Boyfriend is virgo. He always fucking complains. Seems about right.

I'm a scorpio but more a mixture of gemini sagittarius and pisces

B-But user, I'm a cancerfag

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Libra fits me to a T save for that last point- I'm too much of a bitch to hit on anyone

it's scary how accurate mine is

virgo

Born Aries, play Gemini.

Leo is usually the CHADest zodiac. That said i still like my scorpio since we're intense as fuck. Cancer is a bitch. Every cancer i know is a bitch.

Why did we Aquarius have to get shafted like that?

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HEY!!
N-Not cool

It's just a fun thing. I guess kids these days have fun in other stuff. Who else Leo/Tiger masterrace?

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Maybe you should stop rubbing peoples mistakes in their faces

Sorry bro. I'm sure some of you are based too.

Am i the only pisces on this thread!? and yes it's accurate ~

Cancer here.
Doesn't apply to me at all. I don't help, I've never been the bullied toy of any guild either.

Idiotic image.

Dragon, Monkey and Rat alliance is the best alliance.

Thanks bb

>Can't stop talking

I know this is meme bullshit horoscope crap but fuck me

Born Cancer but Taurus and Gemini both fully apply to me.

Pisces here, pretty much correct

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>they retconned boar to pig
i will never not be mad

sagittarius is completely accurate except for the event-skipping
i'm a story nigga through and through
and i honestly can't ID with any of the other character so here we are
my desk is just as much of a mess as well

I'm not an sjw...

My sign is Cancer but that is absolutely nothing like me.

>pisces is absolutely wrong
This is why Astrology (or pseudo-astrology) is fucking stupid.

Pisces of shit

Why do women need constant self-affirmation?

you're the only one it seems

>capricorn
Yep, those potions and coins might come handy later on. They never do

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I'm a cancer.

I don't waste my time with fucking mmo's.

I am the eternal virgin and the chart nails it other than me not playing on 4k

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>Taking things personally again
Oh man, just how cancer can you be?

Yeah virgobro that caught me too.

Because you’re insecure about yourself Ms.London

same reasons why you need to dismiss others. So you can feel better about yourself without doing anything.

Leo here
>implying I talk to people in online games
>implying I play multiplayer at all

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None because MMOs are garbage

Which one would you guys date out of that pic?
Hard mode: not your own sign

Virgo here, I would go for Pisces

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Scorpio here, would fuck Cancer's girlfriend in front of them
and then fuck cancer

which one calls you a nigger?

Capricorn girl because kuuderes are the best. But i'm scorpio so our compatibility would probably be shit. I'm currently dating a Leo and we do a good job inflating each other massive ego.

>Virgo

Too close to home

But that's gay, user.

Pisces but I dont RP and I do good after seeing guides/tutorials. I spam the fuck out of emotes if they are funny though. (Troll flex emote is basically a dab if you move to cancel it) and I enjoy the lore of games.

>Cancer
>literally none of those apply to me, more a Gemini

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Rude

Taurus, but that shit doesn't apply to me.
Sagittarius' traits are pretty fitting, though.

>muh sun sign
Faggots mine is Scorpio, this is pretty fucking useless on its own.

I'm a Zinogre

Kirin!!!!!!!!!

Fuck off with this reddit shit

As another Virgo I'd say Scorpio is the best girl.

Where my IAU bros at?

Sorry :(

Nine because those are all girls

Scorpio here looking to trade for a zinogre

Libra. Also, im not into MMOs. Last one was GW1 where i properly engaged with party, made some friends too.
>roll necromonk
>saved team on that recon mission just after Searing
>spam curses left and right
>that one time in desert where i tanked and machineguned everything and 5 healers were buffing/healing me
>55hp necromonk
I miss my ranger bud, i miss my fire imp.

Libra. Because im Libra too, and am into blondes with gree eyes.

i don't even know my zodiac sign because i don't believe in this stuff

>Unironically likes edgy
Thats true but i also never let that show.

aries is accurate, but i keep the rage internally

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>plays with tons of tabs open
Why wouldn't you? I always have some 300 tabs on firefox, why would I close it to play games?

>>unironically likes edgy
oh shit.I did not believe in stuff like this.

Post your big three, ascendant is more you're looks than the sun (which you all are using here)
Scorpio sun
Leo moon
Taurus ascendant

Here's a reference

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why is the one on wikipedia different

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Idk where he god Ophiuchus. By that cal, im Virgo. Oh well.

Thats not accurate unless this is magazine shit and not for your sun sign

>play with tons of tabs open
>always changing character/equipment
Why do I do this.

I got mine from wikipedia also but this is real.

What the hell is this?
>Some dates cross over into two signs dates
>Scorpio being 6 days
>Wtf is ophiuchus

Ignore it, its not a correct
This one is correct

The real zodiac. The one that takes precession and actual sun position.

I'm going to need a more elaborate explanation to believe that mumbo jumbo over the well established mumbo jumbo i'm used to.

>Ophiucusfags still thinking they matter
LOL

>real
Nice try, Ophifag

Capricorn; I don't play MMOs but in single player mix of Aquarius and Gemini.

Also I want to fugg Sagittarius

>Gemini
>Plays with tons of tabs open
I keep them open in case I need them later. I clean out the tab bar every few days so it's not so bad...

Y-you're cute. I'd like to discuss lore at length during downtime with you.

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>based Capricorn

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>Aquarius
What did we do to deserves this, Aquaribros?

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How do you stand the clutter? I have tree tabs and I can't stand to have more than like 50

>scorpio according to the charts posted
>not obsessive
>not stalking
>1000+ hours played, but only in 2-3 games
>yes to upskirts

1.5/4

Same desu. We need moon signs and enneagrams for better readings

They are different systems that use different metrics for astrology. This isn't even counting the meme third chart. In short, it's all bullshit.

it's fine, everything is in neat collapsible groups

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None of this match with anyone i know
t. Aries

I‘m cancer and my sign is cancer and cancer describes me well.

Cancer will always be Scorpio's bitch.

Make it stop!

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I want a Sagittarius wife

The more it is based on actual science, the less it is mumbo jumbo.

CAPRICORNS ASSEMBLE

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Sun Leo
Moon Aquarius
Ascendant Gemini

Well, now the chart makes a bit more sense.

>caring about starsigns.
I didn't know there were this many teenage girls on Yea Forums.

what's inside there?

>Capricorn
Seems about right

>tfw Leo

It's not my fault I'm always right, you know.

The large amount of literal fag threads didn't tip you off?

hello me mixed slightly with capricorn

Why are leos and scorpios so based?

>be pisces
>absolutely despise lore to the point of skipping all dialogue

I mean I'll take a Zinogre but Zinogre are dogs not fish goat things

>tfw Leo ENTJ
>lucked out on the good looks genes too

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>Using stars angles with each other to determine someone's personality
>any tad bit of science at all

How about no?

Bet you'd like to know those are Capricorn secrets

Nah. I'm fine with the vanilla gold saints format.

The point is, if you're going to spout bullshit, at least base it on correct bullshit. But in the end, it's still bullshit.

>Leo in the proper one
>sheep in the chink knockoff
Completely opposite of eachother. Also fuck the chink one anyway, useless shit, at least you could make the argument that the period of pregnancy can influence the child due to different temperatures and diets, not so with the chinkshit.

It just works

Boar just sounds better for the white man. Pigs have much more cultural relevance.

Astrology readings are all so general that 90% of people can recognize themselves somewhere within all of the signs.

I'm a libra but I act more like a virgo except the hours in character creator part. Sept 25 so I guess i'm just over the line.

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>trying to bring empiricism into a mystical system
Okay retard, good job missing the point

>correct bullshit
Yeah that's the thing I still didn't get a solid explanation on that.

It worked for Islam with its archaic rules to adapt to the modern world, so why not here?

No one takes seriously.
is what you should care for.

Geminifag here. Pisces for cute. Viego for sperg cute.

Astrology is so lame. I’m the worst Aries there could ever be.

Pisces through and trough

Cancer sun
Aries Moon
Libra ascendant

Obsessed for Scorpios and people who like K. Rool

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Islam isn't a Western magical system. Western magic is going to either generate vague information about the natural world or precise information about the supernatural world.

We're not talking about Jews or Arabs doing weird shit to stay techknickally kosher.

>virgo
>these always depict virgos as really neat and organized
>im a fucking slob
take that universe

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You only think that because your natural standards are really high. I bet i would find you pretty neat.

How does this work? Do I get to waifu the one with the same sign as me or something?

They are you user

I've never used an emoticon in my life ..

Zodiac is based on the constellations the sun passes throughout the year. Your "sign" is supposed to be the constellation the sun is in when you are born. However, the dates are based on outdated Sumerian setting (outdated because of precession of the Earth). So while traditionally, Capricorn says it is at December - January, the sun is actually in Sagittarius at that period for this millennia.

>Scorpio

shit, it's like they held up a mirror to my soul

Mostly Taurus with hints of Gemini and Scorpio, but I'm a Pisces. Good thing I don't believe in astrology, even if I do find it interesting.

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I hate how accurate cancer is to me. There was a minecraft server where in my faction my role was slave-boy and we pretend the faction leader was my alcoholic abusive dad. At least I never have tried to buy a gf

Is there anything more fucking gay and autistic than being a pisces?
Imagine being an overly sensitive easily defeatable pessimistic unconfident introverted escapist little bitch.
Fuck you.

t.Piscesfaggot i fucking hate myself

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But the zodiac wasn't even based on western magick. It came from the same sands the Arabs and Jews came from and from a time before there was a "western" (i.e. Greco-Roman) civilization to speak of. At least the Indians were doing something right by adjusting their own zodiac.

Aries. All of those are true except pvp lover
That said i don't actually play video games

reminder that astrological signs are all wrong because there should be a 13th one, also reminder that most people should re-categorize because they fall into the previous months sign as the original star watching patterns are later than modernized one.

I'm scorpio and i always played second fiddle for a pisces friend. Girls just loved how oversensitive and "cute" he was. Guy had no problem with looking silly in front of them, and somehow that worked. I'm not bad either, but the guy clearly had the upperhand. Have more confidence in yourself.

Nah.

I'm Taurus and this does not apply to me at all.

This image was maade by a brainlet who can't even understand horoscopes

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I'm a Sagittarius but Libra comes a lot closer. Just like my waifu, not that it impacted anything

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Caprisun and Corn cobs.

It's ENRIQUE RIZZO

Cancer here, that chart doesn't apply at all, except for the take everything personally bit. I get into heated arguments with close friends and family over small bullshit regularly, but then we get beer and we're all mates again.

But otherwise this starsign shit is bullshit and you're a faggot OP.

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Nice wholesome thread. Mine's libra, and all actually agrees except I have a gf who plays the same mmo with me, so I can't hit on other women in the guild. Not that I want. But in the past I did...

Aries here, and that horoscope shit has always been completely wrong about my attitude, this one's no different. Horoscope predictions are also the most generic cold reading bullshit, too. Might as well say "tomorrow you will breathe air". It would be really cool if you could predict or deal with the world accurately by judging the alignment of celestial bodies, but people persisting in these delusions with the level of technology and knowledge we have now are just sad. One of my aunts is obsessed with this stuff and wastes tons of money and time on it, tarot stuff too. And playing "lucky numbers" in lotto. Baffles me.

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none of these describe me
especially not my birthsign one

small diversions for small minds user.

you took this very personally

NO BULLI

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Why do women actually believe in this retarded shit?

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It always worked for me. Take that LOL

Exactly the same here.

>astrology

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>tfw Leo
>tfw actually introverted
>just do my job and dont say anything
>never rage
>if someone rages at me i just mute them
>rather not be the leader

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>mix between gemini and taurus
such is the cusp

Sagittarius but relate most with the Capricorn
I was born a day too soon

youtu.be/26IOww0gO1w

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>tfw Leo
>feel like I've always been introverted
>actually pretty open when I'm around people I know/gotten to know
>also act like an asshole when I'm open

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Aries. Literally everything wrong.
>Its usually me who have to catch up to my neet friends because of work
>So easygoing that sometimes faggots think i mock them maybe i am
>Usually play weird/gimmick/unpopular characters
>Dont mind pvp but not crazy about it

>Rathalos
STOP HAMMERING MY HEAD STOP STOP STOP STOP FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKK

Taurus and this is pretty accurate.
Virgo applies as well with all the autistic sorting I do

>my actual sign in Sagittarius
>my behaviour is closest to Virgo

What now?

>tfw Leo ENFP
>am fat and ugly as sin
i just like having friends.

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>tfw Pisces
I'm the fag who always forgets functions or ignores confusing features I don't get right away.
I've beaten countless games through sheer Unga Bunga via ignoring some kind of core mechanic.
On one hand it's sort of impressive how I could beat games like Paper Mario as a kid with virtually no BP, but because it wasn't an intentional challenge it undermines the accomplishment and I look like an idiot.

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SAGITTARIUS
>memes everything
well, almost
>pick the most annoying character
sometimes for fucking around