Can you stop?

damn fine cosplay. got link's hair right for once

you got the one where that one dude smells the chair after that chick gets up and leaves?

The damage was still done it's going to take years to fix

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source?

that was peak GDQ

Did she die of cancer yet?

It is not a him it is a "it".

You should respect it's choice of pronoun.

Let's kick cancer's butt!

He wasn't even slightly subtle. He just when ahead and fucking did it. It'd be kind of impressive if it wasn't so degenerative.

I think you got this.

youtu.be/E6D09XsYH08?t=1103

I don't care about GDQ anymore, those faggots ruined it themselves.

AGDQ was a mistake

youtube.com/watch?v=DJzgTZ68g9g

The first and last gdq i watched. Is it allways this cringy?

my mom died of butt cancer my dad died and my son is gay
here's 3 bucks

haha nice, thanks user

this, not even fun anymore

I don't get it. Can I get a rundown?

This was the step too far for proto and had him forced to step down just before the last GDQ.

They where still at the even handing out pronoun stickers just not doing anything official.

pastebin.com/6xUeU2rF

During a speedrun at AGDQ some girl decides to start talking about how her grandma passed away from cancer and how she's genetically predisposed to it so she has a 50% chance of getting cancer.

She felt the need to ask the speedrunner to stop playing so she could tell her story but he chose not to. This came completely out of left field and she was just some random attendee.

The event was technically to raise money for cancer awareness though so it's not like it was totally inappropriate, just not during the actual speedrun.

>random attendee
she was raelcun's girlfriend, and raelcun is one of the older members of SDA so if you disobey him or his wife you get a stern talking to by uraniumanchor who runs the "donation" station, and frequently makes threats to stab people on IRC.

jesus christ fuck americans

WTF am I reading? Is this the next fad? Saying you are two people? this is fucking psychotic

kekked at the barbershop. jesus fucking CHROIST they've gone too far.

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couldn't even read more than like two lines. this kind of shit is just so fucking stupid I can't put up with it.

What? But he's doing a speedrun. They never stop during donations when the donaters tell their stories.

Go back to deviantart, Dobson.

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It's the next stage of the victim narrative, trannies are very 2017, how do you, a mentally ill man with stubble in a dress, stand apart from the legion of other mentally ill men in dresses? Well you're actually TWO mentally ill men in a single dress...

This is why I don't go to cons or meetups.

Those of you reading this who are trans might see where this is going. The parallels between being trans and being plural run deep and are not lost on us.

it wasn't a donator
it was a bitch who was knitting in the audience who suddenly felt the need to start crying about her life story.

Because they've planned for months up to the event and have probably practiced for years

And then at the actual moment to perform (where they could get a world record live) somebody interrupts them in an inappropriate way.

>my whole entire extended family got wiped out to cancer and I'm the only one left, sending you guys five bucks from hospice! Let's donkey punch cancer right in the fucking cervix! kill the animals

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Well that seems appropriate enough. Like it's not out of place. Of course she's gonna cry, it's cancer.
Who told the speedrunner to stop? And did he stop?

Based knitler

So instead of admitting dissociative identity disorder, he tries to say he's got 2 people inside his head.

>it's not out of place
in the middle of a run, with no prior provocation, it's incredibly out of place.
>who told the speedrunner to stop
SHE DID.
>did he stop
NO BECAUSE HE'S THERE TO FUCKING SPEEDRUN LIKE THE TRAINED MONKEY HE IS, TO MAKE MONEY TO HELP STOP THE SPREAD OF CANCER, NOT PAT YOUR ASS.

Knitter told him to stop mid run. He did not, because he's in the middle of his run. There are numerous breaks between runs where you can make an announcement like this, but that might not have gotten her enough attention.

Is this one of those tulpa things I've heard about from /trash/?

He didn’t look pissed. He looked awkward and uncomfortable

She wasn’t asking him to stop playing. She was asking the other guy to stop talking.

Its for cancer awareness where people who donate can submit a comment about cancer. Its not out of place at all.

But she didn't donate, she just hotdogged.

>-and then my father died of cancer too *sniff* and now I have cancer too-
>HYAAA HUUUK HYAAH HAAHH HYAAAHH!

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Where is he now?

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This honestly reads like split-personality disorder.

The speedruns are prioritised over calling out the donations though.

Working for a movie theatre as cleaner.
He is free to sniff as many popcorn farts as he pleases.

Someone rewrite this but with Doppio and Diavolo

>having different mannerisms depending on the situation you're in means you're actually different people
holy fucking shit

I now decade that I am also plural. I am user, but the version of me that talks politely when on the phone will be called Bartholomew

Is this a JoJo reference?

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the tightness of that girls clothes
hnnng

I forgot I wasn't reading something chris-chan wrote.

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>Where'd you get cancer this time? The liver? The kidney? I'm losing track.

jesus christ this is some next level insanity

>I'm running out of places to put tumors in ya.

I'm not even convinced that Proto actually believes this, it's just leaning into a culture that lets you write out your identity as a character sheet. I got an idea, let's come up with a character for each of my moods! Maybe I'm just getting desensitized to insanity.

He should be pissed, she undermined the whole reason for being there.

Oh, are headmasters coming back? They were really common in tumblr screenshot threads back in 2014 or so.

I mean, that's the current vector of identity politics. "There's nothing wrong with ME, everyone else needs to accept this disease I have!"

The trannies may have been the point of no return for GDQ, but I think this was the very moment GDQ first began its descent.

>no
Not that hard.

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I think its a form of mental gymnastics so he doesn't have to take responsibility for any of his actions.

Eggs are intimidated by real women

Let me guess, the anime just aired Doppio vs Risotto, didn't it?

She didn't tell the speedrunner to stop. It was the guys behind the speedrunner on the couch she asked to stop because they were talking during her speech.

This is what identity politics leads to. If you start censoring/disenfranchising the people who are vocal enough to stand up against the cult of "progress", you allow the mentally unstable and the politically opportunistic to insidiously remove all conceptions of normality.

Go back ten years, no one cared about "trans rights", not that they would harm them, but if someone had a bad opinion of trannies, no one would give a fuck. Now that's grounds for discipline/dismissal, possible legal action etc.

Now it's just going to get worse and things that you thought were perfectly fine to view as crazy, such as this plural shit could be the next thing in line that you will be a bigot for.

>Hey everyone I have now decided all eyes and ears should be on me, and not this speedrunner that you specifically came to see
>HEY DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME IT'S ME TIME NOW

>fat old lady comes out of nowhere to hug her because she noticed none of the male autists were comforting her

Yeah.

Jojo animefags need to die.

>woman comes into environment dominated by males and then acts like a snowflake
Whenever this shit is tolerated you know immediately that everything good is over.

>Let's sniff cancer's butt!

No, it doesn't. Disassociative Indentity Disorder is something like schizophrenia. The person does NOT have control over when they disassociate (change personas). The person does not remember their actions as the other persona. It is an entirely separate brain pattern stuck in your head. It can go so far as the person smells different because the pheromones they give off change when the disassociate.

This reads like someone who wants to explain that they feel like being alone sometimes but other times are out going and energetic, you know, like EVERY FUCKING OTHER PERSON ON THE PLANET.

I honestly didnt care about the tranny shit. But I know schizos, and this cunt ain't one.

Are you retarded? do you have cancer by chance? just checking, can't tell

Is that Cosmo behind him? I can barely tell.

>ANIME BAD
For what fucking reason? They're the same story, just told through a different medium.
Or are you more upset about your "sekret klub" being full of people with different opinions than you?

Knitting whore became a behind-the-scenes showrunner too and is commonly cited as the one responsible for a lot of the no-fun rules that started creeping up after this DGQ like the "no costumes" and "no plushies" rules. Fancy that, huh.

Imagine being jealous that 2hu plushies are getting more physical affection and attention than you in a room full of sweaty nerd, so you retaliate by saying NO DOLLS THEY'RE UUUUH DISTRACTING THE RUNNERS but you are allowed to continue knitting in the corner like a Bond villain reject.

>she died of cancer a couple of years ago
>BING BING TUTURUTUTÙ

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wasnt the girl telling someone else to stop and not the runner, but people keep conveniently forgetting that part of the story

Damn really?

can you prove that? i cant find a single source backing up what you're saying

This is some shit I could only imagine writing after hitting a meth pipe and taking 6 shots of vodka.

Based

jesus christ m8

This is the shit that middle schoolers do to make themselves seem cool and unique lol. Then they turned chuunibyou in highschool.

oh, that makes more sense. I'd rather believe this story.

no, tulpas are supossed to be "imaginary" friends that with time become "real" but they dont "live inside you".

this is next level psycho shit, pretty close to that split movie but this time is just to attentionwhore

I thought he was actually sniffing the chair as a joke for the viewers until someone in another thread pointed out he dropped his bottlecap

Yikes

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>Speedrunning
mentally ill hobby for mentally ill people

nice try, sniff boy

So it's the sekret klub thing, then

because animefags are extremely obnoxious, that's why

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You my autistic friend have no skill of reading the human expression.
He was OBVIOUSLY pissed at her out of place commentary and rightfully so.

>Been telling my friends for years that telling someone that they really are a woman is like telling a schizophrenic that the voices are reals and they should embrace them
>They call me sexist homofobic fascist etc
>This happens
Fucking kek, Im always right.

Top 10 photos taken moments before disaster

I can't believe this is almost 5 years old

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This, that guy was absolutely seething on the inside, probably wished to just punch her face in.

I'm gonna say it
Get your donations ready

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Wut happened?

What's with Americans doing the open mouth face every fucking time?
At this point I miss duck lips.

No bro, they're doing War for Cybertron Siege now.

Yeah sure that makes things better.

Tfw this moment ruined his speedrun hobby.
He could have destroyed ZFG in multiple categories but then this happened and quit speedrunning for good.

Dude was playing vidya and back up in a party room like a dozen guys ran a train on his wife. He found out and drove home without her

The guys that then fucked his wife then wrote him saying he was a bad guy and they weren't sorry they fucked her and he should feel bad for driving back without her.

Nope, she told runnerguy to stop because he kept explaining and playing the game.

>dude hugs her
>gets charged with sexual assault
Nice try, Jew

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What the fuck? Why?

women are whores.

So which animal is that supposed to be? In my headcanon it's a hyena because the females are larger and have clit dicks.

Yeah those men aren't assholes at all too right?

so how long until an hero

forty percent and all that

You can argue fucking a woman who is married is morally wrong but the fault lies with her.

Nah, it's not the whole secret club or anything, you're just the biggest faggots to pop up. I love the series, but I hate you cock suckers. Kill yourselves.

The guy who fucked the dude's wife for two days straight is now friends with the husband who got NTR'd too which is hilarious

Just as I thought it couldn't get anymore pathetic

OBSESSED

rent free

me in the back next to fedora dude. they told me there would be vampire larp but then they wanted to do a rave instead so i walked home.

Wrong its for a bunch of autists to come together and have some fun speedrunning first. The donations were secondary to that fact and just an excuse so they could do it and not be on the same level as a furcon.

Can't believe her entire family totalbiscuited. :(

Werster has gone from borderline lolcow to completely cool dude gradually since 2013/14. How he acts is complete night and day now compared to 6 years ago

He was picking up his bottle cap

even hardcore assburgerism is sometimes caused just by lack of experience with people