Days Gone: 8 patches

>days gone literally patches everyday

imagine how game is buggy

strangely iwant to make love to this creature. roughly.

Alternatively
Who doesn't enjoy fucking around with buggy shit for a limited time only?
Abusing shit before it gets patched is hilarious, almost like a scavenger hunt.

I've been playing unpatched versions of games for a while and boy, it can be hilarious

Saturated fat is bad for you.

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Our QA department literally has a flag for bugs that the customer will fix.

Remember when Day 1 patches didn't exist and the game had to fucking work on release

fat

why are slags so fun to fuck Yea Forums?

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everybody laughs until glaring issues are NEVER fixed, or when we have stupid shit that breaks the game like anthem

>He actually thinks major publishers don't abuse the fuck out of free bug testing

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What I meant is more like if you play something like OOT, everyone knows the glitches and they become a part of the game that you can effectively use to further enjoy the game.

Bugs in general aren't too bad for solo play but in online play with others it definitely becomes a huge issue balance wise.
This guy puts it best
Every game will come out with bugs the developers couldn't find, so enjoy them before they disappear.

Not really, games were still buggy as shit and publishers just put out updates via reprints

No I don't because games always had day 1 bugs that would just never get fixed

how would you know?

This
Fuck, studios now can have people PAY THEM to bug test. People will do it, just to get it faster, even if it is half-functioning.
Be sure to buy early access to support the devs!

because I do?

no you don't.

More cushion for the pushin'

ok

what is wrong with the UK

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>Do you want devs to just abandon games with their glitches?
No though OP should have pointed out how big their Day 1 patches are, if it's bigger than a gigabyte then they intentionally didn't finish the game on time and clearly spent too much time fucking around with excess shit like cinematics instead of finishing the gameplay.

my fucking penis

> islam bad
> cunny bad

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Why are g*rmanic “women” so fucking ugly?

>Q&A
Nice bait

if this is what videogame posting has become, why don't you just go to /pol/?

unbased balija shilling retard

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Fucking chinese

>niggers good

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>durr hyperautistic speedrunners found a glitch 20 years later that means it's a buggy piece of shit
gain height

>DMC 5: 7 patches
I'm pretty sure there were like 2 or 3 patches on PC.

>Why do you betatest for free?
Being a paypig you mean?

Because I can leave their place the same night.

Are those counts real? 21 patches for God of War? that's absurd. Same for Anthem.

And what did the devs do back when there was no internet? Leave it like that? No, they actually spent time fixing the bugs because once you send it to the retailers it's over.

I’m your father

>WAAAAAAAAAAAH I WANT EVERY PRODUCT PERFECT THE SECOND I GET IT

What entitled whiny prats you are.

>Consoles just work you put the disc in and play the game

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They released revised versions and if you bought the version that was buggy tough luck

>Implying your neet ass gets any patch in your pirated version

>Platinum
>Garbage

I know you're trying but c'mon dude

I expect compensation if its not.
I have gotten free desserts because my order was cold.

Asians*

This hasn't been a thing since, what PS3?

Peoples of A Diverse Origin*

reminder that women that work out ruin their fertility and ability to have children

Good, imagine wanting to have one or more useless meat sack ball and chains that drain your money and resources.

good goy, don't reproduce, reproduction is bad, we need more muslim and african children

>he didn't play dark souls 2 at launch when miracles were actually good

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that's right goy, stick to palm oil and onions oil

If the economy is anything to go by we need fewer children across the globe, but of course room temperature IQ people like you are the ones that will pump out the most children and then be least able to actually care for them.

yeah it's totally the minority of white people causing all the problems by reproducing, not the billions of africans and indians that bill gates has saved

je

I know for a fact that game publishers don't abuse free bug testing.
It is nonsensical because they know their reputation gets dragged hardcore. Do you think Bethesda is happy with where they are right now in the minds of gamers?

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT

>stop having children whitey
>oy vey the GDP is going down we need 3 million more refugees pronto

Dude it's ok to have a fat fetish, you don't need to spout pseudoscience to try and justify it.

>let's have less people in areas that can support them and a fuckton where it can't
>let's ruin our economy by having each generation shrink down to the point where it all becomes unmanageable
>dumb people shouldn't have children, smart people should
>But I won't, because FUCKING LOGIC

Yeah, fuck having a decent product from the get-go.

i don't think i care about any of this

3D is truly PD.

Heels that can support an extreme load? yea I also got impressed by the build quality
reminder that women that work out likely won't allow a beta faggot such as yourself to plant the seed anyway. Chads only.

Why do you pay to betatest?*
Dammit OP you useless fuck

Play testers aren’t a thing anymore apparently. They gotta get that game out instead of making a product.

demographic replacee cope

whats the point of dating if you cant have kids

>XOF

When you see a woman, does it show up as a child dispenser in your vision?

One time, before you were born, games were released almost bug-free on day 1 on a disk/cartridge, and no patches were made or were possible.

desu most non bethesda AAA games I play I barely encounter any bugs especially game breaking ones. They are incredibly polished

Uh, yes? What else are they good for?

Yes? They even made self depreciating jokes for Skyrim during its first gameplay reveal at E3 where they went on record saying "we kept the funny glitches."

Yeah Fallout 76 was a misfire but it wasn't THAT BIG of a misfire all things considered, and if they're crying, they're crying all the way to the bank. They're fucking fight. They make maybe 1 game every 5 fucking years and most of their profits come from adding 1 or 2 things to it and then selling the exact same game under a new name. How many different versions of Skyrim have their been now?

People keep buying this shit.

a good fucking you faggot

>not playing the superior version of the game before the devs ruin it with patches

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oh the irony

>Heels that can support an extreme load?
Heels that don't show toes.