How do I convince her to take off her pants!? I need help you guys.
How do I convince her to take off her pants!? I need help you guys
give her $52,000 a month on her patreon
by playing a game that isn't garbage
have sex
>52000$ on patreon per month
>art looks like THAT
When will the government publicly execute all cumbrains?
God, it's up to 53,000 now. How do these porn games manage to sucker so many people?
People like spending money to nut for some reason.
Because they're better than regular porn
Why do I feel the actual woman in this scenario weighed about 100 pounds more that the drawing seems to indicate?
reminder that getting jenny pregnant before sleep creep will bug your game. also, DC added a hidden eve scene that requires you do all four teachers to unlock.
fpbp
sauce
Is the Eve scene worth it?
Tiem
>How do I convince her to take off her pants
You can't.
nah. just a random anal scene that ends too fast.
based
Keep going man I'm legit hooked on this story
daughter for dessert
just be yourself
dios mio... la creatura...
Find and beat the shit of all the people that keep voting for Eric,Eve and Mia.
>been voting for Judith since voting was a thing
>always get outvoted
I NEED MY BIG TITTY VELMA FANTASY REEEEEEEE!!!
Wont be able to dump the entire shit tho
this. i have a fetish for braphogs with inverted puffy nipples.
Debbie best girl
Um, excuse me, Daughter for Dessert is 100% aryan.
>Debbie best girl
No.
Current rankings are:
1.Roxxy
2.Jenny
3.Dianne=Debbie
4....
5...
6..
7.
people fap to literal shit
this should not surprise you
cut to the chase user do they hold hands? and if so what is the name of the comic so I can look for it later
Can you elaborate a bit? Just do the teachers then talk to her? The game is pretty finicky with events unlocking.
If Jenny had more anal scenes i'd put her over Roxxy but Roxxy has a 4some scene and is currently numba 1.
>Western porn game where the women have prominent tits
>The protagonist barely, if ever, touches them and never does anything more than that
How are porn devs so unimaginative?
old jenny was better. this new route is terrible by comparison. i'm not saying it's absolute dog shit, but I miss sleep creep and forced entry in the shower.
Yes they do, camiland.gorilandcomic.com
Start moving really, really fast. Ideally, close to the speed of light, but that's kind of difficult. Do it for a long time, maybe like a year. If you can travel, say, half the speed of light, then after your perception of a year, about an extra two months will have passed.
Now lets be more optimistic, you're traveling 99.999% the speed of light, good fucking job. After your "year", over 223 and a half years will have actually passed.
By then, her update still won't fucking be done.
Given that almost half a year was devoted to the last update, the longest of any it should have been the best but I'm not being a typical Yea Forums autist who hates things that are popular when I say this game has gone to hell. It really has become a joke.
why is a guest staying at a landladys house entering another guests room that non-chalantly, this isn't her home
bros when are they gonna put the pizza lady or the principal in. that's the only way i could care about this game anymore. guy's getting like $50k a month and puts out 3 updates a year.
Roxxy is best girl. There is no debate for this, unless Eve or Judith have a 500 paragraph route where you bang them in every possible orifice all over the city while you have a compelling story where you have mutual respect and love for each other then it will never happen. Debbie and Aunt Diane are equal to each other though and Jenny is good too.
>Art better than ever
>Animation better than ever
>Posing improved
>Fixed all the old characters that look terrible
>>game has gone to hell
It takes too long, who fucking cares. You don't even pay for it.
I want to fuck Anne in her pompous asshole.
>daughter for dessert
surprisingly okay writing
callin' it now- when the game is final done and all routes are complete, pic related will be best girl and have the goat route.
if not annie, then roxxy will remain the best because cover girl.
>Town with large number of areas
>References to a streaker in police station
>Buyable wrestler mask
>You can't turn the girls into exhibitionists
That's why Japan will always be superior, those degenerates are never so vanilla.
t. an actual Yea Forums autist
>old jenny was better
said no one ever
Is Mortelli the most based VN character of all time?
>said no one ever
nigger, you can't be serious. obviously her model looks better, but the old route was better.
Based alpha males dabbing on the porn "game" shills
The yoga lady is the streaker and her running around naked will be added with the Eric rework from what i understand. Unless they add her to the teachers rework.
Yes he is
>the old route was better
Nope. The new one makes a lot more sense and is nicely wrapped with her diary filling up on the story every time you progress forward.
>the Eric rework
?? as in removing his mother from the equation, also there will never be a 3some with roxy and her mom will there, this game is a joke
Because theyre supposed to be brother and sister and the landlady is actually supposed to be the mom... but patreon.
Really? There's no hint of that in the game. I want to believe.
>update removes more content than it adds. How do people keep giving this shit money?
Imagine being such a fucking cuck that you pay monthly for this shit
>I want to believe.
Watch the streams and check the discord. He talks about the possible updates.
COPE
but i downloaded it for free from a porn blog user.
I'd rather imagine being the guy being paid a fortune for some mediocre art and erotic writing. I wish I had jumped onto that scam years ago.
COPE harder
Reminder that incest is a subhuman fetish and Patreon inadvertently made the game better.
What cope? I am asking a serious question.
I don't know if this is bait or not to weed out degerates like me, but the short answer is you cant yet. It's not in the game.
Is the pregnancy feature added for Jenny?
which one
nah, the forbidden taboo makes the storyline with debbie and the mc make more sense. and also way hotter.
>Play the game again after they said they reworked the incest out
>The game is still boring finish the persons story and ignore them because nothing else happens lol
This game is boring and has 0 real substance compared to all the other text porn games.
It feels so hollow for a game making 54,000$ a month.
Yeah but has no content for it.
Judith update when?
COPE more
>Is the pregnancy feature added for Jenny?
Noyes
Incest is only hot if you're a single child with brain problems.
they make all that effort instead of just going along and make a patch, DC is swimming in cash
>Judith update when?
I seriously cannot believe a game with art this fucking bad is held up as if it's somehow amazing, and it's making an absolute goddamn fortune on Patreon because of it.
There's a goddamn sea of incest hentai games out there with art that blows this away. It's just baffling to me.
Total bro but damn, i just really want to get the business runnning or be free of it. i have no time for none of this shit
Just play The Last Sovereign.
COPE harder weeb
>they make all that effort instead of just going along and make a patch
Your writing is off to me.
As in the Text games or in DC case?
$53,000 a month? What's a good way to learn to draw well?
this, all porn games should be made by committee for mass appeal, that's why i vote for a manadatory gay route
Is there anything more meaningless to have in your post than cope?
It's a simple question that you could've just answered instead of this inane and pointless conversation.
>weeb trash
I played that for all of 2 mins and the first thing you kill you have 2 people that just watch you bang something with awkward commentary and i was instantly disgusted.
Does the game get better or will it just be weird party commentary simulator?
I like the art, it's got a lot of charm. I can easily imagine it to be an actual adult cartoon on FOX or Adult Swim (without the sex tho). I just hate how most of the animations for sex scenes are just like 2 or 3 frame loops.
I legit love this game, I wish the creator would shell out a few bucks to make character portraits that don't look like microsoft paint edits of existing assets.
The first part of the game is a parody of other adult games, the hero dies within a few minutes and his mentor takes over as main character for the rest of the story.
The animations are being redone and they are hiring a second animator. So right now they have 1 coder, 2 animators, 1 artist, 1 web guy, 1 guy that does music, don't know how many are the posers and at least one more writer other than DC.
That sounds awesome... if only it didn't take 2 or 3 years.
Play other games and watch the streams while you wait. That's what i do.